Tesco Tynecastle?

[Chuck Rhoades]

http://i.imgur.com/bVvmRRy.jpg

[Squealing pig]

Class

[Time For Heroes]

Absolutely brilliant!

[LeighLoyal]

Your new Tesco store opens in .... :aok:

[TomoHFC]

Haha Class

[VickMackie]

Brilliant! Hahaha

[Coco Bryce]

Every Little Helps

:flag::flag::flag:

[frazeHFC]

:hilarious

[Devilstorment]

Epic :top marks

[kdhibees1]

http://img62.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img62/4897/n54z.jpg&action=rotate

[iwasthere1972]

Don't forget. Your first shop at Tynecastle Tesco will be subject to a 15 point deduction on your Clubcard.

[Scouse Hibee]

Don't forget. Your first shop at Tynecastle Tesco will be subject to a 15 point deduction on your Clubcard.


Most of the shelves will be empty despite their insistence that they are fully stocked.

[Topographic Hibby]

Most of the shelves will be empty despite their insistence that they are fully stocked.OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....

[Squealing pig]

Cake making tools
Hopefully hibs tips as we will be the only team in the capital.

[Jonnyboy]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....

Turnips

[Scouse Hibee]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....


Hearts History Books

[kdhibees1]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....
Out of date Yams

[silverhibee]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7023/6457570745_c0e4d3030e.jpg


:greengrin

[mca]

Will They Sell - Lightbulbs.. :dunno: ... or would that be just a bit insulting.. :greengrin

[jonty]

Paint (5-1 shades of Asbestos)

[Www1875hfc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHgQCwjJJY

[Eire hibs]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....
.....

Special white paint for stairs

[DC_Hibs]

Will They Sell - Lightbulbs.. :dunno: ... or would that be just a bit insulting.. :greengrin

Childrens underwear of course.

Razor Blades for when the inevitable happens.

K-Y Jelly for when they are "accommodating" Sir Vlad
Mouthwash - see above

Five foot straws, saves them from bending over (any more) when drinking from puddles

Shotguns- do us all a favour you filthy pervs

[BurghHibby]

Hearts History Pamphlets

Fixed that for you:greengrin

[Northernhibee]

They'll need to stock up on coffee mugs, I hear that lot have a special relationship with big cups.

[iwasthere1972]

Will there be a bank where you can take out money and just owe it to yourself?

[Gerard]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....

Russian Cossack hats xxl

[Green Reaper]

Russian Cossack hats xxl

and clothes that beautiful people wear

[Jones28]

Plastic maroon garden seats, part of the new furniture range by Chinese designer Ming Mong

[jgl07]

Sorry, cash only no credit cards accepted.

[Green Reaper]

asbestos

[WeeWendy]

Russian Cossack hats xxl

And Viking helmets...

[BT58]

Yellow cards for the ugly
Asbestos
Pink bus tickets
Asbestos
Cup cakes
400,000 unwanted maroon scarves ( for the imaginary clowns )
And the latest best seller......Mad Vlad the best double agent ever !!!!!!!
Bt

[Pete]

Grooming products.

[Pete]

Oranges

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uHgQCwjJJY

Sublime!

:hilarious

[Springbank]

I for one hope you can buy 2 world cup stars in that shop if & when it opens

#believe

[jonty]

A Genuine War Chest
An Incognito Director of Football
An entire playing squad
P45's
P60's
P :doh: files.

[darwenhibby]

In Keeping in Line with trends, once the huge Tesco's is built in Gorgie, do they have plans to build a wee shop down Easter Road way?

[FranckSuzy]

OK, what will you be able to buy at Tesco Tynecastle? I'll go first....

Fax machine paper
Submarines
Picture frames (share certificate size)
.....

Financial Planning: The Lithuanian Way *special reduced price.

[stoneyburn hibs]

Plums

[Peevemor]

Beatles' albums direct from Vlad's car boot.

[Speedway]

Plums

The fruit or the shelf stackers recruited locally?

[GlenrothesHibee]

Is this a £50m Tesco to help attract some of Europes greatest shoppers?

[scunnyhibs]

The Rima range of magic sticks

[Eyrie]

Wreaths.

[Jamie]

heres the gif from that video.. can't mind who did it but :not worth

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1219/tynetescopr9.gif

[LeighLoyal]

The Morrison's in Falkirk is where Brockville stood, they've got pictures up of Bairns legends. I hope Tesco put some similar Yam pics up: Steve 'pretty boy' Fulton, Ally Maukit-len, Hans Nae-Skill-son, Fat Nade, Dave 'Giraffe' McPherson... that should keep the flies off the meat.

[Sir David Gray]

The Morrison's in Falkirk is where Brockville stood, they've got pictures up of Bairns legends. I hope Tesco put some similar Yam pics up: Steve 'pretty boy' Fulton, Ally Maukit-len, Hans Nae-Skill-son, Fat Nade, Dave 'Giraffe' McPherson... that should keep the flies off the meat.

Hope they put a statue of Vlad outside the store, wearing his Hibs top and holding his bottle of J.D. and his cigar. :aok:

[LeithBoozy]

A six pack of Smarties and Vaseline. :agree:

[EdinMike]

HAHA ! Owen is my cousin, will be a laugh when I show him this :top marks

[Northern Hibby]

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Don't forget. Your first shop at Tynecastle Tesco will be subject to a 15 point deduction on your Clubcard.
Gonna have to steal that dens for Facebook!:greengrin

[essexhibee]

Would Tesco even want to put a store on that site? Isn't the Corphstorpine one the second best performing in the country or something seems unlikely they would put a store there.

Much better to let it rot and decae with weeds growing everywhere for all jambos to walk past each day before levelling it to make way for some shiny flags.