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AngusHibby
31-05-2013, 04:15 PM
A starting XI of hibs players who have simply faded into obscurity... I'll start off with Jakub Divis in net. Joining from tartan prestov much was expected of the young Czech, partly due to his outrageous potential on football manager. He managed three appearances for hibs and was hugely disappointing, even failing to impress one Colin calderwood.

zosohibee
31-05-2013, 05:00 PM
Denes Rosa

frazeHFC
31-05-2013, 05:07 PM
Could make a 12 team league with the amount we've had down the years!

West hamBERNIAN
31-05-2013, 05:09 PM
yannick zambernardi:confused:

Speedway
31-05-2013, 05:11 PM
Mike Franks and Robin Rae as backup goalies.

YehButNoBut
31-05-2013, 05:13 PM
Torben Joneleit

Broken Gnome
31-05-2013, 05:13 PM
Antonio Murray - Hibs to Histon to god knows who.
Craig Rocastle -after Sheffield Wednesday, only known by supporters of one team by his ability to fill a role in a way no other than Matty Jack could.

I won't say a certain two former players who were paired up front for a few years...

Treadstone
31-05-2013, 05:15 PM
Torben Joneleit

I thought JC had pulled a flanker there. German just signed a 3 year deal at Monaco and coming on loan!

Speedway
31-05-2013, 05:15 PM
Super Stevie Pinau up front.

Speedway
31-05-2013, 05:16 PM
With Paul 'goals' Dalglish to partner him.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 05:16 PM
Joneleit (he came he saw he went home to become a professional cross-dresser)
Trakis suit (international espionage specialising in banana republic coups)
Barney Larusfen (children's TV presenter)
Olli Gotskalksson (became basketball player)
Thorstern? Schmugge (joined the Moomins)
Lillian le French dude (satirical cartoonist for L'equipe)

Treadstone
31-05-2013, 05:17 PM
Juha Riipa

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 05:22 PM
Barry? Smart (cameo roles in Canadian tv movies)
Keegan Parker (international gigolo)
Paul Fenwick (polo player)
Hurtado (jazz saxophonist)
Prenderville (Father Ted tribute show actor)
Justin skinner (standup comic in Liverpool)

sbell1875
31-05-2013, 05:22 PM
Hakim Sar-Temsoury.

sbell1875
31-05-2013, 05:22 PM
Earl Jean.

sbell1875
31-05-2013, 05:23 PM
Fabrice Henry. Valued at £5k in Championship Manager 2000.

Pete
31-05-2013, 05:26 PM
Dean shiels. Playing in the lower leagues somewhere. Waste.

GlenrothesHibee
31-05-2013, 05:29 PM
yannick zambernardi:confused:

Thought he was a good player

Pedantic_Hibee
31-05-2013, 05:36 PM
Thorsten Schmugge.

ehf
31-05-2013, 05:42 PM
Martin MacIntosh. McLeish paid £450K for him :grr:

Gus Fring
31-05-2013, 05:51 PM
Fabian Yantorno

Joe Keenan

Abderraouf Zarabi

David Grof

Bonus Anecdote: I've met a few Hibs players in my time (I used to frequent "Why Not" when I was younger) and David Grof was by far the biggest skidmark. You would think he had shutouts against the likes of Barcelona and Chelsea rather than being a guy who played 20 minutes in a League Cup defeat to Morton.

KanyeWestLower
31-05-2013, 05:55 PM
Steven Thicot

sambajustice
31-05-2013, 05:58 PM
Who was the other Trinidadian boy we got?

He came from W. Connection in Trinidad! I bought the strip and everything, still have it!

Treadstone
31-05-2013, 06:03 PM
Who was the other Trinidadian boy we got?

He came from W. Connection in Trinidad! I bought the strip and everything, still have it!

Lyndon Andrews ?

Topographic Hibby
31-05-2013, 06:17 PM
Jarkko Wiss

Now manages a team in Finland that was punted out of their league for money laundering (or suspicions, thereof).

For every Mixu, there's a Jarkko.

For every SPL rulebook on "insolvency events" or SFA inaction over sectarian supporters, there's a football league that has balls and follows its rulebook and moral compass.

Good old Finland.....

Mr White
31-05-2013, 06:32 PM
Lyndon Andrews ?

Played an hour in the 6-2 win after replacing Matty Jack.

Moon unit
31-05-2013, 06:40 PM
Marc Libbra..

SaulGoodman
31-05-2013, 06:42 PM
Denes Rosa

He was class to be fair to him!

Billychaotic182
31-05-2013, 06:44 PM
Antonio Murray

West hamBERNIAN
31-05-2013, 06:44 PM
Thought he was a good player

at one point he looked amazing.... then nothing?

...WentToMowAnSPL
31-05-2013, 06:45 PM
Marc Libbra..

I remember being online all the time to hope he'd re sign :-(

Iggy Pope
31-05-2013, 06:48 PM
Barry? Smart (cameo roles in Canadian tv movies)
Keegan Parker (international gigolo)
Paul Fenwick (polo player)
Hurtado (jazz saxophonist)
Prenderville (Father Ted tribute show actor)
Justin skinner (standup comic in Liverpool)

This is all very good, but are all obscurities fair game no matter who they played for? I remember this one around a bit, but not at Hibs.

Diclonius
31-05-2013, 06:49 PM
David Grof

Seem to remember him being a prominent member of the George Street gang despite playing something like one first team fixture!

Irish_Steve
31-05-2013, 06:59 PM
The spawn of Lexo`s loins - that`ll get the young fans guessing lol

Hiber-nation
31-05-2013, 07:07 PM
Phil Airey
Paul Hilland
Alan Dempsie
Stuart McCaffrey
Dermott McCaffrey
Ian Hendry
Ian Black Snr
Lawrie Tierney
Terry Wilson

Gus Fring
31-05-2013, 07:42 PM
Antonio Murray


Went on to become a big tennis star. Still supports the Hibees.

:duck:

Tha Cabbage Kid
31-05-2013, 07:44 PM
Marc Libbra..

did he not play for livi a few years ago?

miller99
31-05-2013, 07:45 PM
Craig James

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:45 PM
Thought he was a good player


Hair stylist - Milano

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:46 PM
Craig James

Bouncer Gateshead

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:47 PM
Marc Libbra..

The Cadbury's milk tray man.

miller99
31-05-2013, 07:48 PM
Bouncer Gateshead

Remember nearly falling off my seat when I realised he was playing for Livingston in a friendly against hibs.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:50 PM
This is all very good, but are all obscurities fair game no matter who they played for? I remember this one around a bit, but not at Hibs.

keigan (whats in a name?) you know went on to become the Canadian chainsaw sculpting champion?

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:51 PM
Lyndon Andrews ?

Bar tender in Casino Royale.

TomoHFC
31-05-2013, 07:52 PM
Alan O'brian where's he now?

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:52 PM
Phil Airey
Paul Hilland
Alan Dempsie
Stuart McCaffrey
Dermott McCaffrey
Ian Hendry
Ian Black Snr
Lawrie Tierney
Terry Wilson

The Anthill mob.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:54 PM
The spawn of Lexo`s loins - that`ll get the young fans guessing lol

Returned to the labs after the genetic experimentation finished ;)

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 07:55 PM
Denes Rosa

Hungarian EuroVision hopeful

Iggy Pope
31-05-2013, 07:55 PM
keigan (whats in a name?) you know went on to become the Canadian chainsaw sculpting champion?

I know his name. He played most places but never played for the Hibs though. That's why I asked.

sambajustice
31-05-2013, 07:56 PM
Lyndon Andrews ?

the very fellow!

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:00 PM
Hakim Sar-Temsoury.
Palm reader Marakesh.

Billy Whizz
31-05-2013, 08:00 PM
Thomas McManus

PatHead
31-05-2013, 08:00 PM
Garry Murray

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:02 PM
I know his name. He played most places but never played for the Hibs though. That's why I asked.

But he was our only hope! under21s world championship capitano no less. No wonder we took a barren knights spell!

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:04 PM
Alan O'brian where's he now?

jim Rose circus. Trapeze artist.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:06 PM
Juha Riipa

Faith healer - the Dead Sea.

sambajustice
31-05-2013, 08:07 PM
Brian Kerr

Was obscure...

Did lots of obscure work!!!

Iggy Pope
31-05-2013, 08:10 PM
But he was our only hope! under21s world championship capitano no less. No wonder we took a barren knights spell!


Aye. You're obviously working hard on this thread.
I'll leave it there. Maybe it will come to you when you settle.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:11 PM
Fabian Yantorno

Joe Keenan

Abderraouf Zarabi

David Grof

Bonus Anecdote: I've met a few Hibs players in my time (I used to frequent "Why Not" when I was younger) and David Grof was by far the biggest skidmark. You would think he had shutouts against the likes of Barcelona and Chelsea rather than being a guy who played 20 minutes in a League Cup defeat to Morton.

Keenan - peace keeper - The U.N.

Zarabi - illusionist - noone (even Zarabi himself) is really sure where

Grof - Hungarian Ventriloquist.

Gmack7
31-05-2013, 08:12 PM
mark caughey

Simkin911
31-05-2013, 08:13 PM
Tom Carson

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:13 PM
Aye. You're obviously working hard on this thread.
I'll leave it there. Maybe it will come to you when you settle.

What ever? No wonder JC walked...

AngusHibby
31-05-2013, 08:20 PM
Roy o'donovan and pa kujabi have to go into class of 2012

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:21 PM
Aye. You're obviously working hard on this thread.
I'll leave it there. Maybe it will come to you when you settle.
Eu sei. Eu escrebe o sobre nome dele errado - desculpa me. Ele e jogador por Johnstone dos Santos. Boa sexta para você! Eu sou totalmente dento seu sombro... Satisfeito?

Iggy Pope
31-05-2013, 08:28 PM
Eu sei. Eu escrebe o sobre nome dele errado - desculpa me. Ele e jogador por Johnstone dos Santos. Boa sexta para você! Eu sou totalmente dento seu sombro... Satisfeito?

Take it easy there now.
Night night.

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 08:32 PM
Take it easy there now.
Night night.
Chin-chin!

Hiber-nation
31-05-2013, 08:49 PM
Eu sei. Eu escrebe o sobre nome dele errado - desculpa me. Ele e jogador por Johnstone dos Santos. Boa sexta para você! Eu sou totalmente dento seu sombro... Satisfeito?

Eh...naaah.

Bobby Robertson

MWHIBBIES
31-05-2013, 09:01 PM
Janos Matyus

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 09:04 PM
Eh...naaah.

Bobby Robertson

Facil para você fala

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 09:05 PM
Janos Matyus

Swedish Masseuse Budapest

surreyhibbie
31-05-2013, 09:13 PM
Paul holsgrove?

Something like that....

.Sean.
31-05-2013, 09:15 PM
Andis Shals

Yvan Tomatula

Emilio Bottiglieri


Who was the South American boy we were meant to be signing a few years ago?

frazeHFC
31-05-2013, 09:19 PM
Who was the South American boy we were meant to be signing a few years ago?


Alejandro Valldeperas



God knows what happened to him! Back in Venezuala now according to a site. http://www.scotsman.com/sport/hibs-sign-17-year-old-venezuelan-prospect-1-1149509

heretoday
31-05-2013, 09:28 PM
Rab Shannon. No need to say anything.

TomoHFC
31-05-2013, 09:47 PM
Michael Hart

Cluny Hibs
31-05-2013, 09:51 PM
Peter Guggi
Klaus Dietrich

Viva_Palmeiras
31-05-2013, 09:51 PM
Michael Hart
Saigon - he wasn't really sure what was goin' on...

NORTHERNHIBBY
31-05-2013, 09:58 PM
Alex Marenkov.

Baader
31-05-2013, 10:06 PM
Earl Jean
Barry Prenderville
Elias Wagner
Joe McGlaughlin
Derek Anderson

Cluny Hibs
31-05-2013, 10:10 PM
Humphrey Rudge! :not worth

hfc rd
31-05-2013, 10:29 PM
Whatever happened to this Iranian boy that we once signed?

CropleyWasGod
31-05-2013, 10:31 PM
Whatever happened to this Iranian boy that we once signed?

Iran away.

Peevemor
31-05-2013, 10:31 PM
Ricky Hill

Hank Schrader
31-05-2013, 10:56 PM
Peter Guggi. (mentioned above)

Seem to remember him banging in a double on the Saturday and on the front page of Sunday rag the next morning for getting up to no good with a nurse.

ChilliEater
31-05-2013, 11:00 PM
Just to clear something up, and risk starting another Suwomni brothers scenario, I think someone is getting Keigan Parker, former promising St Johnstone and Scotland u21 striker who faded into obscurity, confused with Keegan Ayres, former promising Hibs and Canada u21 midfielder who faded into obscurity.

HFC93
31-05-2013, 11:06 PM
Roland Edge

s2hart
01-06-2013, 02:34 AM
Roy o'donovan and pa kujabi have to go into class of 2012

The class of 2013

Shefki Kuqi

Although he has had a glittering career in the echelons of Engurlish football.

WellingtonHibby
01-06-2013, 02:51 AM
With Paul 'goals' Dalglish to partner him.

Prefer lee "the" power, myself

sambajustice
01-06-2013, 04:50 AM
Derek Anderson!

Believe he never played again after his "performance" in the 3-3 Ayr game!

broon hut
01-06-2013, 05:40 AM
Issac refvik and Sven mathison

Speedway
01-06-2013, 07:06 AM
Whatever happened to this Iranian boy that we once signed?

He was tipped for the top by JC and promptly got his jotters.


Hadji the Gadgy.

NOLA
01-06-2013, 08:18 AM
Danish goalie we got from coventry?

BEEJ
01-06-2013, 08:27 AM
Thought he was a good player
Roland Edge at LB, then?

:greengrin

Speedway
01-06-2013, 08:56 AM
Danish goalie we got from coventry?

Morten Guilderflaps (hyldergaard)

Eyrie
01-06-2013, 09:21 AM
Eamonn Bannon.

InterviewLoI
01-06-2013, 09:36 AM
Roy o'donovan and pa kujabi have to go into class of 2012

I really liked O'Donovan actually. I also remember I went over to watch Hibs v Dundee United and Pa Kujabi was motm... Seemeda nice dude!

JoeTortolanoFanClub
01-06-2013, 10:22 AM
Roland Edge at LB, then?

:greengrin

I saw him playing for Maidstone in the Ryman League a couple of seasons ago.

Wembley67
01-06-2013, 10:30 AM
Martin MacIntosh. McLeish paid £450K for him :grr:

Wasn't a bad centre half at all, unfortunately at the time the £450k was the going rate for mediocre players.

sbell1875
01-06-2013, 11:36 AM
Ian Cameron.

green.and.white
01-06-2013, 11:51 AM
Not sure if already said, but Valdas Trakys

Gettin' Auld
01-06-2013, 12:15 PM
Morten Guilderflaps (hyldergaard)

Guilderflaps? - Sounds like a Dutch prostitute. :D

Centre Hawf
01-06-2013, 02:27 PM
Some of the better names i can pull out in my 19 years of being a Hibs fan:

Kevin Nicol
Damon Gray
Jay Shields
Freddy Daquin
Freddy Arpinon
Eduardo Hurtado
Janos Matyus
Lillian Martin (although i think he may have retired)

My personal favorite is Emilio Bottiglieri

AngusHibby
01-06-2013, 02:27 PM
I really liked O'Donovan actually. I also remember I went over to watch Hibs v Dundee United and Pa Kujabi was motm... Seemeda nice dude!

O'donovan did score an absolute screamer to be fair to him

1875STEVE
01-06-2013, 02:30 PM
Antonio Murray - Hibs to Histon to god knows who.
Craig Rocastle -after Sheffield Wednesday, only known by supporters of one team by his ability to fill a role in a way no other than Matty Jack could.

I won't say a certain two former players who were paired up front for a few years...

There was something not that long ago I read online.

Pretty sure Rocastle now plays in the "US Indoor Soccer League"

1875STEVE
01-06-2013, 02:35 PM
Whatever happened to this Iranian boy that we once signed?

Shana Haji!!

http://www.footballmedia.net/articles.asp?id=1422


Apparently went to Falkirk on trial after us, but duno where he is now...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/no-falkirk-deal-for-iranian-starlet-975309

TomoHFC
01-06-2013, 02:57 PM
What happened to Greame Smith that played for us

Makaveli
01-06-2013, 03:16 PM
What happened to Greame Smith that played for us

He made the natural move to Azerbaijan.

Still not far enough away from Hibs IMO.

SmashinGlass
01-06-2013, 04:11 PM
As previously stated, Lilian Martin. Made 1 appearance when Le God was in the dugout if I remember correctly

Bayern Bru
02-06-2013, 03:00 PM
What happened to Greame Smith that played for us


He made the natural move to Azerbaijan.

Still not far enough away from Hibs IMO.

Played 7 games for Gabala before they released him.

Signed short-term deals with Partick (scored an OG on his debut) and most recently Ayr.

Also, Patrick Noubissie.