Looks like Hearts are staying afloat...

[vercol36]

...with their new armbands! :faf::faf::faf:

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[Hibercelona]

Is that for real?!

:faf:

[Scottie]

...with their new armbands! :faf::faf::faf:

10037

:greengrin

[Boydyhfc]

:faf:

[vercol36]

I believe so. Sorry the image is so small, it's from the official Hearts site. They seem to have a bit of a 'wee team' mentality just now.

[Mr White]

All is bandy.

[Waxy]

Will they go for the green body next year?

[Vault Boy]

That is just wonderful, so happy the Wonga sponsor is just as prominent.

[Waxy]

They want to be us, they want to be u u us, we've got the best fans. They want to be us.

[HIBERNIAN-0762]

Hilarious!

:agree:

[Hibercelona]

Well, they are "all at sea" these days I suppose.

[cabbageandribs1875]

there's just something not quite right with a dark pink top with a turquoise box on it, only scarf-twirling girlies would wear one of them...surely

[matty_f]

All is bandy.

:tee hee:

[Woody70x2]

I honestly do not have a scooby who those three players are... Are they players?

[Sir David Gray]

Anything with that hideous colour in it is going to be struggling to look good to be honest.

[Hibercelona]

Throwing youngsters into the deep end, has taken on a whole new meaning in football.

[Gatecrasher]

White sleeves eh? who else has those :hmmm:

[MyJo]

I honestly do not have a scooby who those three players are... Are they players?

I think the one in the middle is pob, from pobs programme

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Tragic.

[Saorsa]

Why the need for the armbands, ***** already floats. :agree:

[SurferRosa]

Why the need for the armbands, ***** already floats. :agree:

Having to have the shirt material dyed will have cost a bit much for them, so they`ve left the sleeves white.

[Judas Iscariot]

Are those players or "fans"?

:confused:

[Hibercelona]

Are those players or "fans"?

:confused:

It must be 3 of them "beautiful people". :agree:

[Saorsa]

Are those players or "fans"?

:confused:cannae be fans or they'd look like this

http://i43.tinypic.com/2qd0vhf.jpg


:faf: :faf: :faf:

[GlenrothesHibee]

I honestly do not have a scooby who those three players are... Are they players?

I think one of them could be Jamie Mchattie is it? The other two i dont know but they are clearly brilliant

[GreenCastle]

Terrible and worse than the dons new home top.

Even the yam fans are realising it's a shocker with those sleeves :greengrin Suits them.

Hearts Class :agree:

[Teapot]

:faf::faf: That is an abomination. You would think they might want a strip that would sell well this year?

[Gus Fring]

http://i.imgur.com/Kif3ejm.jpg

[FranckSuzy]

http://i.imgur.com/Kif3ejm.jpg

:faf: :top marks

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

That is hilarious! What are the yaks saying across the road? Surely they can't be happy with that?!lol What the hell has happened to Adidas this summer?!?

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Also if your club colour was as hideous as MAROON, you'd surely have white shorts to minimise the amount of turd coloured clothing you had to wear?!

[Jones28]

That. Is. Gantin. :jamboak:

[Sir David Gray]

I think one of them could be Jamie Mchattie is it? The other two i dont know but they are clearly brilliant

Is he Kevin McHattie's brother? :confused:

Obviously a fan, right enough! :greengrin

[green glory]

That is hilarious! What are the yaks saying across the road? Surely they can't be happy with that?!lol What the hell has happened to Adidas this summer?!?

They ain't happy over there so it's a winner in my book.

[Thecat23]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7147877120/hE363C8DD/

[Juice-Terry]

"Floaters" - surely another very apt nickname for that lot?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://i.imgur.com/Kif3ejm.jpg

Smackheid.

Genuinely have absolutely no idea who any of those three players are. Small time awaits.

[Waxy]

It's a strip that screams " we're goin down"

[green glory]

Smackheid.

Genuinely have absolutely no idea who any of those three players are. Small time awaits.

I think that one's Joe Broon.

[JeMeSouviens]

I think it's fair to say the denizens of Sickbag absolutely hate it. :aok:

[Thecat23]

That is hilarious! What are the yaks saying across the road? Surely they can't be happy with that?!lol What the hell has happened to Adidas this summer?!?

Hearts have just been given a rank rotten template as Chelsea's strip looks nice this year and is nothing like that or the Dons. **** strip, **** team, hopefully playing in the ****ty 1st Division.

[MyJo]

Hearts have just been given a rank rotten template as Chelsea's strip looks nice this year and is nothing like that or the Dons. **** strip, **** team, hopefully playing in the ****ty 1st Division.

It's the same template as stokes away kit

[1two]

http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/mobile/products/60782.aspx

Even the basic template is pish

[Thecat23]

It's the same template as stokes away kit

Then Stoke also have been given the ****ty template. they are also a ****ty team :greengrin

[Milandinho]

****ty strip for a ****ty team! Suits them quite well in my opinion :lolyam:

[Elephant Stone]

Jolly good. :top marks:tee hee:

[TrickyNicky]

http://i.imgur.com/Kif3ejm.jpg


:faf: FFS that's a gift thit keeps givin!!

[Big Frank]

:tee hee:

[LancsHibs]

That looks pishy, thankfully we are not with Adidas:agree:

[Newry Hibs]

So will the long sleeve version have all white sleeves? Would look even worse then those in the picture.

[Gus Fring]

Apparently the long sleeve one is "maroon from the elbow down"

:jamboak:

[Part/Time Supporter]

Apparently the long sleeve one is "maroon from the elbow down"

:jamboak:

Sounds like a cunning plan to get more of them to buy the (more expensive) long sleeve version...

:cb

[AngusHibby]

the guy in the middle looks like a bald lady boy

[Engels74]

Apparently the long sleeve one is "maroon from the elbow down"

:jamboak:
Think your right mate!:agree: Here is the red template version!


The Funny thing is the templates are selling for £18 -£20 and Hearts are asking for £42- £46 for adding their stinking badge and a Wonga Logo! They've no shame :lolyam:


http://www.prodirectsoccer.com/Products/adidas-Tiro-13-Long-Sleeve-Football-Shirt-Mens-Football-Teamwear-University-RedWhite-60781.aspx

[kdhibees1]

That is f eckingawful.com!!!!! Hearts class!

[GlenrothesHibee]

http://i.imgur.com/Kif3ejm.jpg

Drugs are bad

[Gus Fring]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg

[green glory]

Apparently the long sleeve one is "maroon from the elbow down"

:jamboak:

Will come in handy for the Jambos regular fisting parties.

Blood (and ****) doesn't show on a maroon jersey.

[kdhibees1]

According to the info on their lovely offering for next season ''The new Hearts shirt doesn’t just look cool, it is cool. Unique technology developed by adidas is built into every shirt to help keep you cool and sweat free.''
Worth buying then for maximum cake baking efficiency!!

[GreenCastle]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg


Just noticed the writing on the armbands :sofa:

[YehButNoBut]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLhS5HqCMAA2iCn.jpg

[MSK]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLhS5HqCMAA2iCn.jpg:tee hee:

[hibee_nation]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLhS5HqCMAA2iCn.jpg



There can be no other team in the world that is so easy to rip the pash out of than the yams. That is a belter. :LOL::rotflmao::hilarious

[NAE NOOKIE]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg

:faf: ............ Got tears running down my face after seeing that...... :not worth ......... Brilliant !!!

When their last kit came out even some folk on here were saying that it was not bad ( through gritted teeth ) but thankfully ruined by the horrible Wonga logo and the minging colour.

Hats off to Adidas who have obviously seen the error of their ways and made up for it by giving the Yams a truly bogging 13 /14 kit. It is nice to see that tradition has been followed ( important to the Yams as we know ) by keeping the jobby colour and the truly obtrusive and embarrassing Wonga logo.

If Carlsberg made fitba strips :greengrin ....... Just lovin' it.

[lyonhibs]

That is - even allowing for the colour - absolutely horrible. I would like to salute whichever overpaid, myopic, obese Adidas design fellow got that one out of the door.

A Hearts strip that is- quite possible - more vile than the team and its supporters.

Bravo Adidas, bra-vo.

:not worth

[sbell1875]

That is hilarious! What are the yaks saying across the road? Surely they can't be happy with that?!lol What the hell has happened to Adidas this summer?!?

Agreed. The new Stoke City away shirt is one of the worst I've seen. How Adidas can go from the stunning Germany away kit to this monstrosity in one season is scary.

[Www1875hfc]

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Craigieboy from kickback will look great in this?

If they do it in xxxxxl, Fat Hearts twat :na na:

[Saorsa]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLhS5HqCMAA2iCn.jpghttp://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/f/falling_off_chair_laughing-836.gif

[nonshinyfinish]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg

Stop it, I can't breathe! :faf:

[kdhibees1]

http://img845.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img845/8524/e37xmkc.jpg&action=rotate

[Pete]

Forget the fact it's hearts, that is just a terrible design.

[Pete]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg

Brilliant! :-)

[TomoHFC]

Just can't stop laughing at there kit

[Billy Whizz]

Just can't stop laughing at there kit

Even their fans don't like it ha ha

[TomoHFC]

Even their fans don't like it ha ha

Really

[Jonnyboy]

Forget the fact it's hearts, that is just a terrible design.

Very Maybury Sunday League I'd say :greengrin

[#FromTheCapital]

The most ironic football strip in the history of planet earth. Huge big wonga badge in the middle and armbands at either side :faf:
Wish I could meet whoever designed this to shake their hand, genius.

[Kato]

It looks ideal for doing the Marshall's Chunky Chicken "Flap-Flap" dance.

[silverhibee]

Original

http://i.imgur.com/31PoV1E.jpg

Slightly modified version

http://i.imgur.com/E37xMkc.jpg


:top marks


:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

:yw:

:lolyam:

[Cabbage East]

And there was me wanting us to do a deal wi Adidas rather than Nike :faf:

[NAE NOOKIE]

http://img845.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img845/8524/e37xmkc.jpg&action=rotate


Stop it !! .... Stop it !!!

:faf::faf::faf:

[jgl07]

Hearts are not strangers to 'floaters'!

[green glory]

Hibernian with bottle.

Hearts with bingo wings.