Eurovision (Non Shiny Fish's Eurovision updates)

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Anyone watching?

We've already had an adventurous caterpillar, a cameo from Zlatan, a shot of the big f***-off bridge between Copenhagen and Malmo, and some seriously dodgy choral singing.

*rubs hands*

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Well that was s***e. Written by the two lads out of Abba apparently, it seems they've seriously lost their touch,

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Like the new thread title, admin prick.

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This French lassie does not give a f***.

Good start.

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Lithuania, you say?

I really hope this song's central motif is 'Roman Roman-an-nov'.

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'It becomes untrue, because of my shoes'

This is pish. Next.

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There it is! First insipid ballad in an impenetrable Eastern European language!

[Peevemor]

This French lassie does not give a f***.

Good start.

Amandine Bourgeois - I think she's great. She won a French pop idol thing 3 or 4 years ago and from the auditions onward there was only going to be one winner.

And she's a bam!

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At least she's ginger, likesay.

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Amandine Bourgeois - I think she's great. She won a French pop idol thing 3 or 4 years ago and from the auditions onward there was only going to be one winner.

And she's a bam!

Yas!

I was starting to think it was just me.

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We are all Bourgeois now, as they say...

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Oh dear. The Turks have a fine recent pedigree in this competition, but this effort is shocking. Where did they get hold of a Liberty X cast off?

[Scouse Hibee]

It's a load of sheite, always has been and always will be!

[Peevemor]

Yas!

I was starting to think it was just me.

I've turned over now. It's the final of the French 'The Voice' tonight - far more important (for Eloïse - my 8 year old daughter).

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The Spanish have got the bagpipes out. New favourite.

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I've turned over now. It's the final of the French 'The Voice' tonight - far more important (for Eloïse - my 8 year old daughter).

You've changed, man.

[Sergey]

It's a load of sheite, always has been and always will be!

:agree:
The Nazi's will win it, simply because they're propping-up half the bleedin' nations that are participating.

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Quite like this. French still leading the pack though.

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P.S. if Hertz go pop tonight, can someone post it here? I don't have time to keep tabs on the main board tonight. Cheers.

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This is rancid. Stick to chocolate, duffel coats and paedophiles, Belgium.

[hibsbollah]

That Belgian kid needs a good skelp.

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Estonia. The Baltic nations are usually good value.

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Not a winner, but it's hard to argue with those uplifting chords and her lovely hair.

[hibsbollah]

Estonia. The Baltic nations are usually good value.

Very pleasing on the eye to boot:agree:

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Very pleasing on the eye to boot:agree:

Hold on to your hat, I think the Belarussian lassie might blow it off.

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Big disco ball. Like it.

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Unfortunately, the song is beyond shan.

[hibsbollah]

Big disco ball. Like it.
Belarus.
What a ****ing racket. Terrible. Next.

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Belarus.
What a ****ing racket. Terrible. Next.

I've been there - scary country, but some properly fit women. This is not their finest moment.

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Malta. This will probably be crap.

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A ukelele? F*** right off.

[hibsbollah]

Malta. This will probably be crap.

Like a really gay Kinks song. I quite like it.

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That reminded far too much of that ukelele guy whose name I can't remember, but who I hate.

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Russian ballad. 5 seconds in, already dull.

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Nice tits but.

[hibsbollah]

Russian power ballad. My ears are bleeding.

[Peevemor]

I've turned over now. It's the final of the French 'The Voice' tonight - far more important (for Eloïse - my 8 year old daughter).

I've just realised that at the 4 finalists (3 blokes and a girl) are all homosexual. What enlightened times we live in.

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I've just realised that at the 4 finalists (3 blokes and a girl) are all homosexual. What enlightened times we live in.

'Mon the gays!

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The Germans are coming!

[hibsbollah]

Mrs Bollahs work colleague has flown all the way to Sweden to attend this. He's gay, obviously.

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OMG, it's Cascada.

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This is good, in the bad way that all Cascada songs are good. Also very reminiscent of last year's Swedish winner, in as much as last year's winner was a pastiche of current chart music, and this is too.

Still enjoyable, like.

[hibsbollah]

That platform does not look very stable. The German wifie could do herself an injury

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'Denise van Outen's let herself go' :hilarious

You've a long way to go to meet Wogan standards, Norton, but that's a start.

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Armenia. Pish.

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Really, really pish. GTF.

[hibsbollah]

A Denim clad James Dayton on guitar for the Armenians. Kenny Shiels will be very proud.

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A Denim clad James Dayton on guitar for the Armenians. Kenny Shiels will be very proud.

Les Paul is spinning in his grave.

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This lassie is apparently really big in Sweden. They think she's funny.

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WTF is this? Why is she doing a weak-ass Essex accent?

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See when Europeans/Americans say that they don't get 'British humour'...I'm starting to understand the reciprocal feeling.

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'Mon the Dutch.

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Tedious. Dennis Bergkamp must be disgusted.

[hibsbollah]

What an awful dirge from the Dutch.

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French still in the lead by miles.

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Don't applaud that, you c***s.

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Jesus, the Romanians are really going for it.

[hibsbollah]

:not worth:not worth:greengrin:greengrin

Romania:cb

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That is top, top plastic sheeting.

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Do mine eyes deceive me, or are those dancers billy bollocks?

[hibsbollah]

Hilarious stuff from the Romanians. Hagi on Ketamine.

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Obviously that was awful, but you have to award points for effort.

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Hilarious stuff from the Romanians. Hagi on Ketamine.

Thou shalt not take Gheorghe's name in vain.

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Bonnie looks rough. And the song is poor.

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You never know though, this is the kind of s***e that folk like.

[hibsbollah]

Thou shalt not take Gheorghe's name in vain.

He was the only Romanian I could think of.

Bonnies made a bit of a farage of herself.

[hibsbollah]

You never know though, this is the kind of s***e that folk like.

Nah, I can see a nul​ points.

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Salmond, I think this might be a good angle for getting the rest of the UK to f***.

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'Mon the Swedes.

Hold on, this is pish. You have betrayed your country's proud pop tradition, you fanny.

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Shove your white waistcoat up your arse, c***.

[hibsbollah]

Salmond, I think this might be a good angle for getting the rest of the UK to f***.

We'd get Ricky Ross doing the Scottish one.

[Hanny]

'Mon the Swedes.

Hold on, this is pish. You have betrayed your country's proud pop tradition, you fanny.

+1

That was shameful

Good entertainment so far though :)

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We'd get Ricky Ross doing the Scottish one.

Can we not get Rick Ross (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWTsNBe5R3k)?

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Hungary. Good background cartoons. Song is, so far, s***e.

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You think your beard and your hat look cool, but in fact you look like a dick.

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Guy playing guitar is a clear ****.

[Hiber-nation]

Canny get a bet on UK nul point :grr:

Was 66/1 before the competition started...

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Denmark. Bookies say this will win.

I love Copenhagen. An astonishingly beautiful city, populated by seriously sexy girls.

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Quite like this.

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Not bowled over by that Danish effort, but it's decent in the grand scheme of things. Still prefer the French entry, but I expect the Danish song to do better.

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A slow-burning ballad in Icelandic. Bold, if nothing else.

[hibsbollah]

Icelandic beefcake. Eye candy for the gay vote.

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F*** it, I'm getting on board with this. 'Mon the Icelanders!

Yeh gal leeth, yeh gal leeth.

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There's the key change! Yes!

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Top, top Icelandic.

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Azerbaijan. Almost certainly pish.

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Pish. God, really pish.

[hibsbollah]

The Azerbaijani is a bit of a dick.

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F*** off. The guy in the box can f*** off too.

[hibsbollah]

The Houdini thing is quite amusing though

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The Azerbaijani is a bit of a dick.

I like him more than the c*** in the box.

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I hope he suffocates in there.

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Greek entry now (arf!).

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Stereotype.

Not sure who it's a stereotype of, but it is.

[hibsbollah]

Greek ska in kilts. Takis Fyssas.

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Greasy as f***, and they mostly look like pricks. Shan.

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Greek ska in kilts. Takis Fyssas.

Takis Fyssas is, as they say, s***e.

[hibsbollah]

Greasy as f***, and they mostly look like pricks. Shan.

Its funny. I like em.

[Sergey]

It's a big NO from Sergey

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Its funny. I like em.

Wrong.


It's a big NO from Sergey

Right.

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Ukraine. Meant to good, let's see...

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Sexy.

[hibsbollah]

It would make a change to see an ugly Ukrainian woman. They all seem to be gorgeous. This ones been carried in by Andre the Giant.

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Song is weak, and she looks like a mermaid (not necessarily a bad thing, but you'll struggle to get beyond third).

She's caterwauling now.

[Sergey]

Sexy.

Nice close-up hip shot there.

Not sure about her beak, though.

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It would make a change to see an ugly Ukrainian woman. They all seem to be gorgeous. This ones been carried in by Andre the Giant.

I was in Kiev in the summer; they blew my damn mind. Astonishing.

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Italians are up. I imagine this will be piss-poor.

[hibsbollah]

This Italian is wearing a bank clerks cheap suit. Singing a sad song. Must've lost his job in the downturn.

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I'm actually quite charmed by this song.

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Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

[Peevemor]

This is going to end up longer than the yam threads.

'mon the frogs!

[Sergey]

His shoes are simply all wrong. Brown/tan with a blue suit every time for moi. Never black.

[hibsbollah]

Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

I blame Lewis Stevenson.

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This is going to end up longer than the yam threads.

'mon the frogs!

So far I've got 80 out of 110 posts...does that make me the CavershamGreen of Eurovision?

French still favourites in my eyes.

[Peevemor]

Key change was far too early. They f***ed it there.

Mr whippy haircut doesn't help either.

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His shoes are simply all wrong. Brown/tan with a blue suit every time for moi. Never black.

Correct.

Any c*** that wears black shoes with dark blue wants shot.

[hibsbollah]

I like Norway. Sounds like Curve from 1992 or thereabouts.

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Norwegians trying to get on the Swedish bandwagon from last year. Wisen up, Scandis.

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This is alright. Still plumping for the French.

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Georgia. This is apparently good. Let's see...

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S***e so far.

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Still s***e.

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Shows that the bookies know nothing, and it's no surprise that Sergey and the rest of the PM board have been tearing the arse out of them all season.

[Sergey]

What a load of crap - and she's ugly ta boot.

I hope we don't draw a Georgian team in Europe as I might contemplate taking the Mrs.

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God, f*** off.

[Hanny]

It's not getting any better...

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Mercifully, it's over.

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De Oirish!

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Is he wearing leather trousers?

[hibsbollah]

Ireland shamelessly courting the gay s&m vote.

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F*** the trousers, this is pish.

Petrie! :grr:

[Sergey]

Is he wearing leather trousers?

:agree:

London gay club act....at best.

[Hanny]

Ireland shamelessly curating the gay s&m vote.

This. Grim viewing/listening.

Still better than Bonnie though...

[Gatecrasher]

:hilarious

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Ireland have a proud tradition in this famous competition. A tradition that they're f***ing right out the window here.

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This Swedish lassie is not funny at all.

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La belle France FTW!

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To be honest, the songs have broadly been super-s***e this year.

[hibsbollah]

Norway. Or Malta.

Hibs must have had a Norwegian player at some point but noone is coming to mind:confused:

[Sergey]

Latest odds courtesy of Paddy Power:

Denmark25 50 100

4/6 Bet
Norway25 50 100

13/2 Bet
Ukraine25 50 100

10/1 Bet
Russia25 50 100

11/1 Bet
Ireland25 50 100

14/1 Bet
Greece25 50 100

20/1 Bet
Azerbaijan25 50 100

25/1 Bet
Finland25 50 100

33/1 Bet
Malta25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Georgia25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Romania25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Germany25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Italy25 50 100

40/1 Bet
UK25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Netherlands25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Sweden25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Belarus25 50 100

80/1 Bet
Belgium25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Estonia25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Hungary25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Iceland25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Armenia25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Moldova25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Lithuania25 50 100

150/1 Bet
France25 50 100

250/1 Bet
Spain25 50 100

250/1

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Latest odds courtesy of Paddy Power:

Denmark25 50 100

4/6 Bet
Norway25 50 100

13/2 Bet
Ukraine25 50 100

10/1 Bet
Russia25 50 100

11/1 Bet
Ireland25 50 100

14/1 Bet
Greece25 50 100

20/1 Bet
Azerbaijan25 50 100

25/1 Bet
Finland25 50 100

33/1 Bet
Malta25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Georgia25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Romania25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Germany25 50 100

40/1 Bet
Italy25 50 100

40/1 Bet
UK25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Netherlands25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Sweden25 50 100

50/1 Bet
Belarus25 50 100

80/1 Bet
Belgium25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Estonia25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Hungary25 50 100

100/1 Bet
Iceland25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Armenia25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Moldova25 50 100

125/1 Bet
Lithuania25 50 100

150/1 Bet
France25 50 100

250/1 Bet
Spain25 50 100

250/1

If those odds are an accurate reflection of public opinion, then I am f***ing done with the general public.

[Peevemor]

Ireland have a proud tradition in this famous competition. A tradition that they're f***ing right out the window here.

The Irish have a tradition of deliberately submitting crap entries since having to host the competition almost bankrupt RTE.

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The Irish have a tradition of deliberately submitting crap entries since having to host the competition almost bankrupt RTE.

If they were really trying to lose, they'd have submitted a ballad in Icelandic, like the, eh, Icelandics did.

[Hiber-nation]

Just heard a bit of the Danish effort and a bit of sick came up into my mouth. 4/6? **** me.

[Hanny]

I'm going for Denmark or Greece

Outside bet: Finland or Malta

UK will be dead last

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Ahm no voting fur any of these basturds.

[Sergey]

That Ukrainian lass reminded me of the hideous statue that a neighbour has placed on his driveway entrance.

Shocking bad taste but she was identical in every way (but not made of imitation bronze, obviously).

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Turns out that Swedish lassie from last year's still around, and still doing an embarrassing pastiche of currently 'hot' music..

[Peevemor]

I'm going for Denmark or Greece

Outside bet: Finland or Malta

UK will be dead last

Given the nick of Bonnie, I reckon she might be dead first!

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I'm away to put a pizza in the oven.

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Oh Christ, here we go.

[Sergey]

Oh Christ, here we go.

:agree: That's the cycling about to start on Eurosport.

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In amongst all this s***e, Cascada is looking pretty good.

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I don't mind Graham Norton, but Christ I miss Wogan...

[hibsbollah]

I bet Fenlon's stomach turned watching the Oirish entry.

[Sergey]

I don't know about anyone else, but my nerves are shot to pieces.

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I bet Fenlon's stomach turned watching the Oirish entry.

Tried to sign him, blackpoolhibs told me.

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I don't know about anyone else, but my nerves are shot to pieces.

I'm in bits.

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The BBC seem to be trying to imply that Bonnie's track wasn't s***e. I suppose that's one approach.

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The half-time entertainment. This should be good.

[Hiber-nation]

:boo hoo::boo hoo::boo hoo::boo hoo::boo hoo::boo hoo::boo hoo:

[Peevemor]

The BBC seem to be trying to imply that Bonnie's track wasn't s***e. I suppose that's one approach.

A bit like their saying Jimmy Saville wasn't a kiddy fiddler.

[Sergey]

***** right off - Who the **** puts recycling into a cabaret act?

[Hiber-nation]

Possible the worst 5 minutes of light entertainment in television history.

[nonshinyfinish]

Jeezo, could that not just have got the surviving members of Abba to belt one out?

[Peevemor]

Back to the French 'ze voice' - waiting for the votes now, but I reckon the gay with the bad stammer will win.

'mon the minorities!

[nonshinyfinish]

Now they're trotting out some boyband fanny who got ****ged three years ago.

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This guy is dry.

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Who's this chap in a wig, ruining Abba?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7s31Wr85Nk

[Sergey]

Who's this chap in a wig, ruining Abba?

I dunno - but there's a smell of burning pepperoni coming from your kitchen :agree:

[hibsbollah]

Robbie Savage making an appearance too :aok:

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I dunno - but there's a smell of burning pepperoni coming from your kitchen :agree:

Already halfway through the pizza, and not a pepperoni in sight.

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Malta, FFS. People are moronic.

[hibsbollah]

not a pepperoni in sight.

Hmmm.

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Italy? Have you lost your f***ing minds?

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Belgium? GTF.

[Sergey]

This makes Craig Thompson look squeaky clean.

Ireland will give us a handful and we'll end up with about 8 (undeserved)

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So, I'm generally in favour of the EU and European cooperation and all that, but this is making me think that all continental Europeans are f***ing rockets.

[One Day Soon]

I'm with you brothers. This is utterly mental.

[nonshinyfinish]

The Danish are all over this like a cheap suit.

[hibsbollah]

Ireland will give us a handful)

Hmmm.

[nonshinyfinish]

Ukraine is full of absolute darlings, but they send this curly Sue c***. Is there no shame?

[One Day Soon]

The Danish are all over this like a cheap suit.

Watch out for that gimmicky Maltese number.

[Sergey]

Azerbaijan - weren't those the two poofs that were in the glass box?

WTF - they're in 2nd place.

[nonshinyfinish]

Danish are going to storm it. The UK will be lucky to make double figures.

[One Day Soon]

Danish are going to storm it. The UK will be lucky to make double figures.

It's all a ****ing disgrace. Where are Hearts when you really need a a win in Europe over the rest of the world?

[Hanny]

Azerbaijan - weren't those the two poofs that were in the glass box?

WTF - they're in 2nd place.

And they're still picking up points!?! Mental.

[Peevemor]

Back to the French 'ze voice' - waiting for the votes now, but I reckon the gay with the bad stammer will win.

'mon the minorities!

B-b-b-ack of the n-net!

[nonshinyfinish]

Azerbaijan lassie is playing for time...what's the game here?

[One Day Soon]

You have to remember that Eurovision is a country that comes into existence only once a year - Campsylvania.

[nonshinyfinish]

Armenia guy is overstepping the mark, big time.

[hibsbollah]

The Armenian anchor has a yellow cardie on. Hearts fan.

[nonshinyfinish]

Armenia guy is overstepping the mark, big time.

But they selected the sexy Ukrainian lassie, so what can I say.

[One Day Soon]

That Armenian is wearing a quintessential Hearts cardigan.

[Sergey]

Armenia guy is overstepping the mark, big time.

:agree: 17 point deduction next year for that clobber.

[nonshinyfinish]

Italian presenter is an arse. Gave points to that Maltese ***** too. FFS.

[One Day Soon]

surprised the Finnish lassie has any clothes on

[Peevemor]

I really really hate the way these people speak English.

[nonshinyfinish]

Is everyone in Finland as annoying as that?

[Sergey]

Seriously nice dress.

[One Day Soon]

I really really hate the way these people speak English.

I think they probably speak every language in that 'style'

[One Day Soon]

Shut it Belarus. Looks good though

[down-the-slope]

Just read whole thread :not worth I have had my fix of laughing at the hopeless affair masquerading as entertainment that is EV......whithout actually having to lose an evening of my life I won't get back....great public service :wink:

[Peevemor]

Spanish state tv couldn't afford to finish their wifie's dress.

[nonshinyfinish]

The lassie from Minsk has very enjoyed much the making the show this tonight.

[One Day Soon]

It's ****ing Eva Peron alive and broadcasting from Latvia.

[nonshinyfinish]

Dinnae fancy Latvia likesay.

[One Day Soon]

That's Vlad voting right there. Baltics my ar5e.

[One Day Soon]

This gadgie needs a job, a new suit and some brain cells.

[nonshinyfinish]

That's Vlad voting right there. Baltics my ar5e.

Baltics mostly got shat out in the semis, no?

[One Day Soon]

Hashtag you are a w4nk

[One Day Soon]

Igor that is, not you NSF

[Sergey]

There's a nasty atmosphere brewing and I wouldn't be surprised if there is some serious crowd trouble.

Could well be classified as a gay hate crime.

[nonshinyfinish]

If that Swedish aerosol says 'hashtag' one more time, I'm flying over there to kick his c*** in.

[Peevemor]

Magnificicant show.

[One Day Soon]

Woargh. Nice bit of Bulgarian

[nonshinyfinish]

The people of Europe are an embarrassment. Get it sorted!

[nonshinyfinish]

Spit it out, Vulgarian.

[One Day Soon]

What is this? Vote for your farquing neighbour. Even Bush wasn't this brazen in rigging his Florida votes

[nonshinyfinish]

Belgians are dicks.

[One Day Soon]

This one's got Putin written all over her

[nonshinyfinish]

That Russian lassie looks like she's up for anything.

[Peevemor]

Belgium gave 'nul points' to France?

Merde alors!

[One Day Soon]

FFS, every vote dictated by geopolitical interest. ****z

[Sergey]

Malta bint looks a bit ropey to the extreme

[nonshinyfinish]

Malta FTW. They love Bonnie, for their sins.

[nonshinyfinish]

Irish getting ****ged here.

[Peevemor]

Nice boy.

[One Day Soon]

Christ if it hadn't been for our WWII performance and the bombing campaign I don't think we'd even have got those 5 Maltese votes

[One Day Soon]

Germany WTF?

[nonshinyfinish]

Christ if it hadn't been for our WWII performance and the bombing campaign I don't think we'd even have got those 5 Maltese votes

Nice to get a bit of credit though eh?

[nonshinyfinish]

I like Lena, but that dress is all over the shop.

[Peevemor]

Bonnie's in front of Amandine!

F###in' booooooooo!

[One Day Soon]

Is she an Australian awarding the German points while wearing a giant green vajazzle?

[Sergey]

I hope this hurries up as there's under 12 kms to go in the cycling.

Hold that - Nice Icelandic bird.

[One Day Soon]

Iceland. She's dirty. Like it

[hibsbollah]

UKIP must be loving this.

[nonshinyfinish]

Is she an Australian awarding the German points while wearing a giant green vajazzle?

You say that like it's a bad thing.

EDIT: I would ruin Lena.

[One Day Soon]

France. Here's the real dirty. We're talking front or back door here

[One Day Soon]

WHt

the

****?

i S gREECE THAT BUSHED?

[nonshinyfinish]

France. Here's the real dirty. We're talking front or back door here

That sly smile tells you everything you need to know - she wants it every which way.

[nonshinyfinish]

Why does the Greek lassie's t-shirt have a beard?

[One Day Soon]

oH YA dANISH PSYCHO HOSE BEAST

[One Day Soon]

Oh **** off Denmark

[nonshinyfinish]

oH YA dANISH PSYCHO HOSE BEAST

She's be an astonishing ride, but she's got bunny boiler written all over her.

[One Day Soon]

A late winner for filthiness. Montenegro does it all. Anywhere. everywhere

[Sergey]

Holiday in Montenegro is on the cards

[One Day Soon]

And whether you want it or not.

[nonshinyfinish]

That Montenegrin dress would look amazing on someone with tits.