Eurovision (Non Shiny Fish's Eurovision updates)

[One Day Soon]

Novel. Slovenia field a serial killer for their voting spray.

[nonshinyfinish]

Don't f*** about, you Slovenian arse.

[One Day Soon]

That Montenegrin dress would look amazing on someone with tits.

What, Tynecastle you mean?

[One Day Soon]

You're not even getting to first base with Georgia.

[One Day Soon]

If Azerbaijan win this it should be the last EV

[Sergey]

Gay alert - gay alert

[One Day Soon]

Isn't Macedonia just Greece in exile?

[nonshinyfinish]

Trying to impress the locals with Swedish = desparate. F*** off, former Yugoslav c***.

[nonshinyfinish]

Denmark win. There is no God.

[One Day Soon]

**** off hASHTAG BOY

[nonshinyfinish]

They're not finishing the points. WTF?

[One Day Soon]

That lad from Cyprus isn't missing many meals, screwed economy or not

[hibsbollah]

Don't f*** about, you Slovenian arse.

:agree: A potential mass murderer without a doubt.

[nonshinyfinish]

What the f*** are they doing?

[One Day Soon]

Croatia. I'd like that and Montenegro in a threesome

[nonshinyfinish]

Croatia. I'd like that and Montenegro in a threesome

All day and all night with Croatia.

[One Day Soon]

Just realised that the whole point of watching this for heterosexuals is the votes. Apart from the serial killers, Some of these guys must own serious patio space.

[nonshinyfinish]

The Danish lassie is stepping up...go on yersel!

[hibsbollah]

Pat Fenlon
Liam OBrien
Tim Clancy
Canon Hannon
Eoin Doyle
Ryan McGivern

Your boys took one hell of a beating:fenlon

[One Day Soon]

If Denmark can win this in a travesty then surely to **** we can win the Scottish Cup?

[nonshinyfinish]

Just realised that the whole point of watching this for heterosexuals is the votes. Apart from the serial killers, Some of these guys must own serious patio space.

To be honest, I watch it for the dresses and the shoes.

[One Day Soon]

She's not unfit

[nonshinyfinish]

10 pages! :hilarious

I didn't expect that, well done everyone.

(That Danish song is still pish.)

[Peevemor]

Flute bands are the new black.

[One Day Soon]

Anyway, this time next week comrades we will be marshalling our forces for our hour of glory.

Denmark be damned. Scottish Cup glory beckons us.

[nonshinyfinish]

Anyway, this time next week comrades we will be marshalling our forces for our hour of glory.

Denmark be damned. Scottish Cup glory beckons us.

:agree:

The Danish can f*** off. Fortinbras says GIRUY.

[Peevemor]

OK - more Amandine required.

Dodgy English but a superb note at 2:18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EorefyTjig

[nonshinyfinish]

OK - more Amandine required.

Dodgy English but a superb note at 2:18.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EorefyTjig

John and Paul are spinning so fast that they're basically ****ging. The worst thing is that Paul's not dead.

[Peevemor]

John and Paul are spinning so fast that they're basically ****ging. The worst thing is that Paul's not dead.

:faf:

[One Day Soon]

I'm thinking of suing the BBC for that. Who's up for a class action?

[nonshinyfinish]

It's hardly their fault that Europe, as a continent, has let us down.

[One Day Soon]

It's hardly their fault that Europe, as a continent, has let us down.

No, but in Faragiste fashion I think they should just be jamming the signals. Either that or forget about Iran and Afghanistan and just randomly invade some of these ****ty makey-uppy european countries.

[nonshinyfinish]

No, but in Faragiste fashion I think they should just be jamming the signals. Either that or forget about Iran and Afghanistan and just randomly invade some of these ****ty makey-uppy european countries.

True, who'd miss Slovenia anyway? It's on!

[Peevemor]

No, but in Faragiste fashion I think they should just be jamming the signals. Either that or forget about Iran and Afghanistan and just randomly invade some of these ****ty makey-uppy european countries.

Where does France stand in this? I'm on a long weekend so I could maybe start tomorrow if need be.

[nonshinyfinish]

Where does France stand in this? I'm on a long weekend so I could maybe start tomorrow if need be.

France is neither invader nor invadee; it merely stands back with a nonchalant Gallic shrug. Quelle surprise.

[lyonhibs]

:faf:
This thread has been the most shamefaced "boost my post count" exercise ever, one in which I would have heartily participated had I known that scathing fashion commentary and suggestions for UK foreign policy were to be on the menu.

Will definitely tune in next year, not because EV is anything other than appalling *****, but because I feel less of a man for having missed this thread.

[nonshinyfinish]

:faf:
This thread has been the most shamefaced "boost my post count" exercise ever, one in which I would have heartily participated had I known that scathing fashion commentary and suggestions for UK foreign policy were to be on the menu.

Will definitely tune in next year, not because EV is anything other than appalling *****, but because I feel less of a man for having missed this thread.

Sorry Peter, but the bit in bold is bang wrong - posts in the Dug-out aren't included in your post count.

My motives were entirely altruistic. The could be literally tens of Hibbies stranded without access to television/Open All Mics...don't they deserve a vivid, play-by-play narration of the contest?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Did you guys not realise that the boozers were open last night?