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Dashing Bob S
17-05-2013, 07:34 PM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!

Waxy
17-05-2013, 07:36 PM
flippin ek.Am away to build a shelter.

MWHIBBIES
17-05-2013, 07:43 PM
:greengrin

CraigHibee
17-05-2013, 07:48 PM
wonder if they will have to hand their medals back :wink:

muzzhfc
17-05-2013, 07:49 PM
ich half alvedy bin schpeaking in ein German accent yust incase jah?

Ozyhibby
17-05-2013, 08:02 PM
wonder if they will have to hand their medals back :wink:

Gary Mackays hunting for his as we speak.

MyJo
17-05-2013, 08:09 PM
Gary Mackays hunting for his as we speak.

His Medals or his Nazi uniform?

One Day Soon
17-05-2013, 08:39 PM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!


You are selling the Hearts track record in Europe waaaaaaaaaay short.

If they get liquidated I think its odds on the Germans will be looking to have both World Wars awarded retrospectively. Probably worthwhile engaging some lawyers in relation to the Maastricht Treaty too - there's no danger they'll leave that alone.

****** knows how many Eurovisions will have to be recounted.

iwasthere1972
17-05-2013, 08:53 PM
The clock has been ticking for the last 8 years or so but it's now a case of "Vee half vays of making you tock"

Happy days are here again.

sambajustice
17-05-2013, 09:05 PM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!

Thats been stolen and posted on Facebook!!

Cannae stop laughing!!!

Springbank
17-05-2013, 09:52 PM
I think WW1 is safely jambo, and WW2. I suspect the Falklands will have to be handed back tho as that was during mercers ruinous reign.
The spl are consulting their lawyers but I hear if ubig go bust before the full time whistle on Sunday hearts will have to hand back Kosovo and Afghanistan.
It's all very complex

hibbymick
17-05-2013, 09:54 PM
Great thread :greengrin:greengrin:greengrin

Jonnyboy
17-05-2013, 10:10 PM
Rumour has it that Shaun Lawson may have to return his bore war medal

God Petrie
18-05-2013, 12:28 AM
Jesus this is a worry - can anyone recommend a German language tutor.

jgl07
18-05-2013, 01:32 AM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!

Au contraire. Without Hearts, the Kaiser would have won WW1 and the Nazi's would have not come to power.

Hibercelona
18-05-2013, 01:37 AM
If the death of Hearts leads to the Nazi revolution....

It'll still be worth it. :agree:

I'll just have to say "get it right clucking up you Hearts" in German from now on.

Phil D. Rolls
18-05-2013, 02:10 AM
If Hearts go bust, will it affect train schedules?

kevo1875
18-05-2013, 04:51 AM
Die liquidatoren kommen

Hibercelona
18-05-2013, 04:59 AM
Die liquidatoren kommen

Ha! Ha! Die Herzen sind tot! :greengrin

Phil D. Rolls
18-05-2013, 05:06 AM
Why am I thinking about Das Boot?

kevo1875
18-05-2013, 05:08 AM
Ha! Ha! Die Herzen sind tot! :greengrin

ja,und ich kann es kaum erwarten

s.a.m
18-05-2013, 06:13 AM
Why am I thinking about Das Boot?

:greengrin

EdinMike
18-05-2013, 06:20 AM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!

And the Award for Joke of the Season, other than Hearts themselves, goes to... :aok: :greengrin

marinello59
18-05-2013, 06:38 AM
If Hearts go into liquidation does this mean that there's a chance that FIFA might retrospectively award WW2 to the Nazi's, as runners-up in the tournament?

I'm off to get stocked up with Hugo Boss, just in case!

:faf:
:top marks

Waxy
18-05-2013, 07:35 AM
Should we now call them Hartz?

Treadstone
18-05-2013, 07:38 AM
Superb thread.

This is another instance of their hubris. The McCraes battalion and remembrance Sunday always used to be done with a bit of quiet dignity and was something that I respected and was a little envious of. Recently though over the last ten years it seems to have a grown a life of its own.

Is this through commercialism, the 'Diana' effect to show grief or just a self serving attitude to create an identity ?

Guten Tag.