All Is Barry

[Dashing Bob S]

Event: Hearts fans in mass Forth Road Bridge suicide pact dive.

Barry: Jambos audacious bid to secure early entry to Kingdom of Heaven.

[Mister P]

Eh?

[southsider]

Heaven ? No chance, down to the burning fires they go. Doomed.

[Platinum Scotty]

Nice idea tho, all those Yams launching themselves off the bridge!!:wink:

[Centre Hawf]

Event: Hearts fans rob old folks homes of their cash.

Barry: Retirement homes band together to save our hearts with generous donations, injuries unconnected.

[poolman]

Eh?

Woosh

[jacomo]

Event: While trying to salvage scrap metal to raise cash for their beloved club, two dozy Yams fall down a disused mine shaft. Badly injured, they summon their remaining strength to call for help, desperately hoping some passerby might hear them before it's too late.

Barry: Only way is up, say Jambos

[3pm]

Event: Hearts fans in mass Forth Road Bridge suicide pact dive.

Barry: Jambos audacious bid to secure early entry to Kingdom of Heaven.

A laugh out loud moment on the 31!

[The Harp]

Heaven ? No chance, down to the burning fires they go. Doomed.

They'll feel very much at home ... Wallace M. does the reception duties down there.:devil:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Event: Spend extortionate amount of money on the David Witteveens of this world.

Barry: Add interest onto the repayments so they get more money back for their initial outlay.

[jacomo]

Event: Foundation of Hearts make another lengthy statement containing no substance whatsoever but lots of meaningless holding phrases like "assessing our position" and "moving forwards".

Barry: I read the whole thing without yawning once!

[Centre Hawf]

Event: Hearts go out of business and start in SFL 3

Barry: Hearts complete football and start a new game on a harder difficulty.

[Ross4356]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

[jacomo]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

:hilarious

[the_ginger_hibee]

Event: Romanov sentenced to life in prison for several financial global crimes

Barry: Romanov to spend time with troubled youths to spread the 'Hearts Legacy'; hailed a hero

[Dashing Bob S]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

:top marks

[Hibby70]

Event: Hearts manager caught in water sports orgy

Barry: Nintendo release new Hearts Wii game

[Phil D. Rolls]

Event: Hearts fans in mass Forth Road Bridge suicide pact dive.

Barry: Jambos audacious bid to secure early entry to Kingdom of Heaven.

Yams to star in remake of controversial lemmings documentary. "We really need to show that we didn't make it up". #disneyexist

[Centre Hawf]

Event: Hearts player caught with photos of underage girls on his computer

Barry: Hearts create own version of "Embarrassing Bodies" to help the Scottish Youth.

[Gus Fring]

Event: UBIG's assets are frozen, preventing transfer of shares needed for a sale to occur

Barry: Several articles discussing the possibility of fans buying the club


Am I doing it right :na na:

[Treadstone]

Event : roof blown off Savile Dome

Barry : Hearts favour old style Maracana style stadium

[CraigHibee]

Event : asbestos main stand collapses
Barry : cowboy builders doing tv special on building of £50 million megastand

[Treadstone]

Event ; pished tattoo man loses licence for 20 months

Barry : Hearts star reduces carbon footprint

[green glory]

:top marks
Event ; pished tattoo man loses licence for 20 months

Barry : Hearts star reduces carbon footprint

[Fife-Hibee]

Event ; pished tattoo man loses licence for 20 months

Barry : Hearts star reduces carbon footprint

Hahaha

[Robinho08]

lol. But all 400,000 of them?

[God Petrie]

Event: Gary Locke enjoys being pished on

Barry: Free-thinking Hearts manager proves worth of alternative sexual tastes.

[Gus Fring]

Event: Hibs knock city Rivals Hearts out of the Scottish Cup

Barry: Hearts cut costs by no longer having to participate in 1/3rd of competitions

[Boyle89]

Event: While trying to salvage scrap metal to raise cash for their beloved club, two dozy Yams fall down a disused mine shaft. Badly injured, they summon their remaining strength to call for help, desperately hoping some passerby might hear them before it's too late.

Barry: Only way is up, say Jambos
Hahaha brilliant!

[Green Reaper]

Event: Hibs fans sing song about one hearts player being guffer than a previous player who was really guff

Barry: Hibs fans in racist song scandal


Wait a minute........... :-)

[WindyMiller]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog


:top marks

Nearly spat out my beer!

[3pm]

Event ; pished tattoo man loses licence for 20 months

Barry : Hearts star reduces carbon footprint

:thumbsup:

Great thread. I hope the twat is reading it.

[#FromTheCapital]

Event: Hearts employ convicted paedophile Graham Rix as manager.

Barry: Hearts hailed as Scotland's number 1 equal opportunities employer.

by the way great thread, some cracking posts so far

[Pretty Boy]

Event: A financial scandal involving 1 of the 2 pro clubs in Edinburgh that has gone on for several years possibly including illegal financial dealings and a real threat of an insolvency event.

Barry: All is barry.

[Eyrie]

Event - Their asbestos riddled main stand collapses during a game killing hundreds of fans.

Barry - Hearts start latest stage of stadium redevelopment.

[Gus Fring]

:thumbsup:

Great thread. I hope the twat is reading it.

He will be :agree:

[Treadstone]

Event : Hearts liquidated

Barry : SFL invites new member

[Kato]

Event: Gary Locke farts.

Barry: Hearts seek clear the air talks with UKIO


**************


Event: New light bulb fitted on asbestos ridden staircase in rat infested, death-trap stand.

Barry: Corridors of power at Tynecastle refurbished.

[Bostonhibby]

Event : N'goo trips over the ball and falls over for the umpteenth time.

Allisbarry : Hearts star racially attacked by inanimate spherical object.

[Kato]

Event: Hearts claim youngsters are best ever crop produced by an SPL club.

Barry: Hearts youngsters are best ever crop produced by an SPL club.

[Pretty Boy]

Event: Hibs win Scottish Cup

Barry: Hearts stars soak up sun on budget Butlins holiday.

[Bostonhibby]

Event: Hearts claim youngsters are best ever crop produced by an SPL club.

Barry: Hearts youngsters are best ever crop produced by an SPL club.


Event: Hearts u20's finish 9th out of 15 in the league

Barry: Hearts youngsters are best ever crop produced by an SPL club.

[Treadstone]

I love this thread right up there with Sundays GIRFUY.

Event : Hearts sack McGlynn

Barry : fashionista leaves Hearts

[3pm]

Event : Dundee 2, Hearts 0.

Dickhead : Paisley *******s lie down to Celtic.

[nonshinyfinish]

Event: Spend extortionate amount of money on the David Witteveens of this world.

Barry: Add interest onto the repayments so they get more money back for their initial outlay.

Pittenweem! That takes me back.


A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

Brilliant.

[Treadstone]

Event : Dundee 2, Hearts 0.

Dickhead : Paisley *******s lie down to Celtic.

We have a winner ! So funny 'cos its true.

:faf:

[DaveF]

Event: EEN Editor asks for 10,000 word story on Hearts financial plight.

Barry: #itsallverycomplex

[hibee_nation]

Event - Hearts leave a load of boxes out for recycling.

Barry - Now that's what you call a planning application.

[Springbank]

Event : Hibs outplay Hearts to win final derby of season, even Gary Locke admitting his team were a distant second best to the young Hibees

Barry : late goal robs hearts

[Springbank]

Event - Hearts leave a load of boxes out for recycling.

Barry - Now that's what you call a planning application.

Now1-2

[Pretty Boy]

Event: Ginger man spends years masquerading as a journalist.

Barry: strawberry blonde man is a journalist.

[nonshinyfinish]

Event: Ginger man spends years masquerading as a journalist.

Barry: strawberry blonde man is a journalist.

Event: hibs.net poster makes gentle hair colour-related jibe.

Barry: degenerate Hibs fan in disgusting racial attack.

[Bostonhibby]

Event: Hearts player convicted of exposing himself to victims on the internet

Allisbarry; Hearts star diversifies into movie business.

[hibee_nation]

Event - 1986 Hearts set for historic double victory in League and Cup

Barry - :boo hoo:

[the_ginger_hibee]

Event: First team player caught grooming youngsters online

Barry: Hearts new youth development scheme hailed as 'unique'

[hibee_nation]

Event - Hearts fan arrested for under age sex with girl in public toilets in Gorgie Road

Barry - Wee Airdrie Jambo agrees

[kdhibees1]

Event: Fans at a Scottish football club are now able to have pies and hot drinks delivered to their seats using their mobile phones.

Barry: Hearts fans glued to there seats will no longer miss the excitement as ''Wi-Pie'' is launched. A UK first!

[Treadstone]

Event : Hearts pumped out of Champions League qualifiers

Barry : Jambos gear up for Europa league campaign

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Event: unaffordable stars exodus

Barry: Stars of the future push Jambos legends out the door

Event: Steve Frail/ McGlynn wonder were the next job is coming from...

Barry: Future's so bright they gotta wear shades

Event: Fail is devastated

Barry: Simply Mick: Stevie has what it takes to win Stars in Their Eyes

[FranckSuzy]

Event: Hibs in seventh heaven as they put 7 past their city rivals on their own turf
Barry: Hearts narrowly beaten

[FranckSuzy]

Event: Vile Hearts fans pelt black Rangers player with bananas
Barry: Hearts promote healthy living campaign amongst locals

[Treadstone]

Event : Hearts receive £1m donation

Barry : Hearts launch £1.8m share issue

[3pm]

Event - Tynecastle floodlights painted pink

Bazza - Tynecastle in stylish Raspberry Diva makeover.

[The Harp]

Event: Gorgay Mob 0 Hibs 7
Barry: Hearts in seven goal thriller

[Criswell]

Event: Hearts fail to pay wages again.

Barry: Bumper business week for Heart's sponsors

[Stringer]

Events: The heart's golden generation are bobbins.

Barry: They are world beaters, Holt wouldn't look out of place at La Masia

[the_ginger_hibee]

Event: Tynecastle Main Stand condemned as Health and Safety death trap

Barry: Hearts unique 'old school' surroundings are perfect antidote to modern football

[PatHead]

Event: Hearts continue to play hoofball. Barry: Hearts pioneer alternative style to Barcelona.

[TomoHFC]

Event: Michael Le Vell, Rolf Harris and Ken Barlow spotted in Edinburgh

Barry: They are going to Tynecastle

[Eyrie]

Event - Yams fail to pay wages on time yet again

Barry - No financial worries at Tynecastle as Hearts stick to their cash flow plans



Event - Ronaldo says he may leave Real Madrid for unknown club

Barry - Ronaldo in "come and get me" plea to Hearts

[3pm]

Event: Vile Hearts fans pelt black Rangers player with bananas
Barry: Hearts promote healthy living campaign amongst locals

:greengrin

[#FromTheCapital]

Event: Hibs beat Celtic to win the Scottish Cup for the first time in 111 years.

Barry's replacement: Ginger evening news journalist Barry Anderson jumps off north bridge.

[the_ginger_hibee]

Event: Hibs beat Celtic to win the Scottish Cup for the first time in 111 years.

Barry's replacement: Ginger evening news journalist Barry Anderson jumps off north bridge.

:greengrin

Or if he doesn't jump off the bridges....

Event: Hibs beat Celtic to win the Scottish Cup for the first time in 111 years.

Barry: Hibs win a game year after 5-1 humiliation drubbing by glorious glorious Hearts.

[Eyrie]

Event - Yams make all staff redundant

Barry - Spare me a few coppers, mister?

[Sir David Gray]

Have I missed something? :confused:

Don't get it. :dunno:

[Treadstone]

Have I missed something? :confused:

Don't get it. :dunno:

Just a take on how Banderson spins his stories.

[#FromTheCapital]

Have I missed something? :confused:

Don't get it. :dunno:

Thats probably because its all very complex

[Andy Bee]

Event...Hearts players do a lap of honour to a desolated Tynecastle after a Hibs drubbing

Barry.....Suspected bomb threat at Tynecastle after derby match, fans evacuated safely, allisbarry

[ballengeich]

Have I missed something? :confused:

Don't get it. :dunno:

Welcome to the thread Barry.

[matty_f]

Event : Yams sack McGlynn and hire Golden Shower to sit in the scabby dug outs of the PBS after literally nobody else will take the job.

Barry: Locke beats top managers to Jambo hot seat.

[hibee92]

Event: Leigh Griffiths wins PFA Young Player of the year and SPL Player of the Year

Barry: Shamed father of 4, Griffiths, spends time away from kids.

[lyonhibs]

Event: Plumber wears trainers and jogging bottoms with shirt and tie, to universal derision
Barry: "Fusion fashion" trend perfectly showcased by Hearts boss

Event: Lady wearing pyjamas and armed with magic sticks is called in to improve Hearts players mental condition.
Barry: World leading sports psychologist joins Hearts backroom staff

Event: Romanov declared bankrupt, accounts suspended and Hearts are now little more than a juicy morsel on a Lithuanian accounting statement.
Barry: Romanov renews commitment to sourcing new funding for Hearts Champions League push and new stand.

This could go on for quite some time :greengrin

[Saorsa]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog:hilarious :top marks no bad for a non PM :wink: :greengrin

[The_Horde]

Event: hearts sign pap back up reserve players on loan from Liverpool

#allisbarry: hearts utilise fantastic relationship with premiership giants to secure loan signings of future premiership stars.

[matty_f]

Event: cake bakes, face painting, and general begging, club website proclaiming next game could be the last one, asks for volunteers to be groundsmen, wages frequently late, no share certificates produced, loss reported in accounts.

Barry: club is self sufficient and operating at a small profit.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Event: Lucas permits surprise seventh episode of StarWars to be written

Barry: Director tarnishes the very existence of all that is good at Hearts. Lobster to consult lawyers.

[TrickyNicky]

Event: Ubig owed £10 million, Ukios owed £15 million.
Barry: Hearts send £25 million in aid to ease Lithuanian Financial crisis.

[Boyle89]

Event: Hearts fan throws smoke bomb into a stand of spectators.

Barry: Fan puts on a historically accurate reenactment of how hearts won the war.

[Hibercelona]

Event: Hearts player to stand trial for attempted child molestation.

Barry: Hearts hero protects child from himself.

[3pm]

Event : 4 SPL clubs request investigation into Hearts finances.

Bazza : Half of SPL to implement futuristic Hearts business model.

[Eyrie]

Event - The Berlin Wall comes down.

Barry - Hearts win Cold War.



Event - Hibs beat Hearts 9-0 in Scottish Cup Final

Barry - Hibs fail to repeat Hearts fantastic 5-1 scoreline.

[matty_f]

Event: Sir Albert Kidd pops up to score 2 late goals on the last day of the season in '86.


Barry: ...but....sob....but.....but.....allisbarry....sob


(*rest of Scottish football: :faf: :faf:)

[The Harp]

Event: Yam-supporting council reject Hibs owner, Tom Farmer's bid to buy lochend butterfly land to build new stand and create community facilities

Barry: Farmer's wings rightly clipped by brave city councillors

[Treadstone]

Event : Hearts are not self sufficient

Barry : Hearts on road to self sufficiency

[Speedway]

And the Yamasaurus 2.0 is born.

[truehibernian]

Event - Disney and the Henson's announce new Muppet Movie

Barry - I'm sorry to tell Hibs fans that I lost out on the role as Beaker

http://www.the-muppets-movie.com/images/wallpapers/desktop/beaker-wallpaper-1600x1200.jpg

[Aldo]

Event: Romanov flees Capital with shares and fans hard earned cash

Barry: Romanov has money stored in a safe place for the future.

Event: Graham Rix convicted of under age sex

Barry: Rix duped by lies of 14 year old.

[God Petrie]

Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.

[Treadstone]

Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.

:thumbsup:

Or

Event: Season ticket sales are disappointing.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.

[Platinum Scotty]

Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.

SPOT ON! :thumbsup:

[GlenrothesHibee]

Event: Hearts make more player cutbacks in the summer as squad and wage budget are slashed

Barry: Hearts set to sign Boyd and Goodwillie

[PatHead]

Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.

Would be funny if it wasn't true.

[Peevemor]

Event: Edinburgh Council sign a lease agreeement for never to be constructed storage space under the Wheatfield Stand to artificially improve Hearts' business plan/finance package for the 1990s redevelopment of Tynecastle.

Barry: Innovative community partnership included in Tynecastle redevolpment plans

[#FromTheCapital]

Would be funny if it wasn't true.

Part of me thinks its in response to this thread.

[Treadstone]

And the Yamasaurus 2.0 is born.

Yamasaurased (http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?74108-The-Yamasaurus-1st-Edition&p=3601807#post3601807)

[Big Sexy Dave]

Event: Hearts send out shamed footballer Craig Thomson despite him being placed on the sex offenders register. Barry: Hearts send promising youngster on holiday to learn about Lithuanian culture.

[TrickyNicky]

Event: Lactose intolerant man spills black coffee on his shirt at his local cafe in Leith.

Barry: Hibs fan in court over racial slur.

[Hibercelona]

Event: Lactose intolerant man spills black coffee on his shirt at his local cafe in Leith.

Barry: Hibs fan in court over racial slur.

:faf:

[Iain G]

Event: Daft English goalkeeper Steve Banks pictured wearing a kilt back to front...
Barry: The Jambo Gok Wan shows the Scots how to dress properly...


Event: Gary MacKay has his house broken into...
Barry: Thieving Hobos leave Jambo Legend with no medals...


Event: Crooked banker and ex-submariner leaves Hearts broken, in tatters, without two pennies to rub together following years of overspending and false promises based on lies, borrowed money and bank loans; future of the very club is at risk...
Barry: Believe! 5-1!

[Iain G]

Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: Hearts to make audacious swoop for David Goodwillie and Kris Boyd.


Event: Hearts under investigation by the SPL after complaints from 4 clubs.

Barry: 7 SPL clubs love the Hearts!

[TrickyNicky]

Event: Stevie Fulton looks in mirror.

Barry: Earthquake damages Fulton home.

[Iain G]

Event: Alex Ferguson retires as Man Utd Manager
Barry: Fergie now in contention for next Hearts Manager

[Treadstone]

Event: Alex Ferguson retires as Man Utd Manager
Barry: Fergie now in contention for next Hearts Manager

Too late, Ewan Murray already wrote this. Final paragraph.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/08/alex-ferguson-scottish-managerial-legend


And yet, during the 1990 World Cup, the then-Hearts chairman Wallace Mercer believed he could close a deal to bring Ferguson back with a package that included shares in the club and the dual title of manager and director of football. After careful consideration, Ferguson declined Mercer's offer as he believed he could make a success of things in Manchester. How prescient that sentiment turned out to be.

Funny Fergie never mentioned it in his book. 1990 was a busy year for 'Whalearse' and Fergie had just won the FA cup. Wrote this piece as well.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2005/oct/31/match.hibernian


Sir Bobby Robson remains a leading contender...Foulkes also denied reports that another former England manager, Kevin Keegan, was in the frame.

Claudio Ranieri, the former Chelsea manager, is out of the running after failing to impress Romanov during an interview on Thursday...

Ossie Ardiles and the former Holland assistant manager Wim van Hanegem have made contact with Hearts, but will only be seriously considered if moves to bring in Robson or another similarly high-profile candidate, such as Ottmar Hitzfeld, fall through.

[Hibercelona]

Event: Romanov sells worthless shares to gullible Hearts fans.

Barry: Romanov creates great investment opportunity for the business minded intellects.

[silverhibee]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

:faf:

[Twa Cairpets]

Event: Hibs win League Cup
Barry: Diddy cup consolation for also-rans

Event: Hearts lose League Cup
Barry: Hearts robbed in epic struggle for major silverware

Event: 2012-2103 Achievement in Investigative Journalism Gala Award night
Barry: Not attending

[IanM]

Event - Edinburgh Panda finally mates

Barry - Hibs fan in rape assault charge

[Treadstone]

Event: 2012-2103 Achievement in Investigative Journalism Gala Award night
Barry: Not attending

:faf:

[Monts]

Event: Hearts lose the league cup final to St Mirren

Barry: Hearts cancel parade to ease city centre congestion

[green glory]

Event: Share issue not registered at Companies House, leaving fans conned out of £1 million in times of hardship and austerity for many working families.

@BarryAnderson_8: Painting dressing rooms, analysing urine & crunching numbers. All in a day's work for Paul Hartley at #Alloa. Article in today's #EEN.

[Twa Cairpets]

Event: Share issue not registered at Companies House, leaving fans conned out of £1 million in times of hardship and austerity for many working families.

@BarryAnderson_8: Painting dressing rooms, analysing urine & crunching numbers. All in a day's work for Paul Hartley at #Alloa. Article in today's #EEN.

Event: Paul Hartely analysing urine as part of managers role
Barry: Gary Locke in surprise bid for managers job at Alloa

[Peevemor]

Event: Paul Hartely analysing urine as part of managers role
Barry: Gary Locke in surprise bid for managers job at Alloa

:top marks

[green glory]

Event: Paul Hartely analysing urine as part of managers role
Barry: Gary Locke in surprise bid for managers job at Alloa

I was wondering how long it would take.

No time.

[R'Albin]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

:top marks

[givescotlandfreedom]

Event: Hearts fan throws smoke bomb into a stand of spectators.

Barry: Fan puts on a historically accurate reenactment of how hearts won the war.

Outstanding :thumbsup:

[givescotlandfreedom]

Event: Wee Airdrie Jambo takes advantage of child in Gorgie Road toilets.
Barry: Folks of all ages enjoy historical city artefact.

Event: PWC come in to liquidate Hearts.
Barry: Hearts in talks with multinational giants

[jacomo]

Too late, Ewan Murray already wrote this. Final paragraph.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/08/alex-ferguson-scottish-managerial-legend



Funny Fergie never mentioned it in his book. 1990 was a busy year for 'Whalearse' and Fergie had just won the FA cup. Wrote this piece as well.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2005/oct/31/match.hibernian

FFS. Did Ewan Murray and Banderson have a bet on who could get a spurious Hearts mention into the Fergie tributes or something?

[Treadstone]

FFS. Did Ewan Murray and Banderson have a bet on who could get a spurious Hearts mention into the Fergie tributes or something?

Tweeted Murray and asked who got the job, reply "the DoF never materialised". Then I asked him what Duffys role was he said "Oh aye forgot all about that". Clown.:jamboclow

[Bostonhibby]

Event: Kilmarnock 1 Hibs 3 (Robertson, Doyle 2).

Allisbarry: One man team fail to play that one man and consequently score a disappointing less than 7.

[kdhibees1]

Event: Kilmarnock 1 Hibs 3 (Robertson, Doyle 2).

Allisbarry: One man team fail to play that one man and consequently score a disappointing less than 7.
:greengrin:top marks

[Hibercelona]

Event: Hibs finish above Hearts despite countless controversial decisions , particularly in derbies.

Barry: Hearts cheated out of "best of the rest" by SFA mafia.

[Bostonhibby]

Event:Lithuanian administrator locks the gates at tiny.

Allisbarry: Hearts directors increase security for Champions league trophy arrival.

Event: Hearts players do end of season parade but fans have all left.

Allisbarry:Hearts stars conduct perfect dress rehearsal for end of season triumphal march.

[Treadstone]

Event : Hearts liquidated

Barry : Jambos exit administration

[hibee92]

Barry Anderson ‏@BarryAnderson_8 (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8) 1h (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8/status/334947956706906112) Arvydas Novikovas to leave #Hearts (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Hearts&src=hash), but will the club be entitled to over £100,000 in compensation? See today's Evening News.

Event: Novikovas to leave Hearts
#AllIsBarry: Barry reveals how much he's worth on Football Manager.

[renato]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2005/oct/31/match.hibernian

Apart from the pleasing reference to us knocking them off their perch with a thoroughly deserved derby win, that article is mental! Is Ewan not embarrassed having his name against such drivel? No wonder they have ideas way above their station, total delusion.

Event: Mad owner sacks manager after leading unfashionable club to summit of SPL via impressive unbeaten run.

Ewan: Big club linked with cream of European talent and reject former Valencia and Chelsea boss in pursuit of the "right candidate".

Allisbarry: Allisbarry

[JimBHibees]

Event - Hearts owner sent to Jail for illegal business practices

Barry: Glorious leader tests out new form of Lithuanian holiday accommodation. :greengrin

[jacomo]

Apart from the pleasing reference to us knocking them off their perch with a thoroughly deserved derby win, that article is mental! Is Ewan not embarrassed having his name against such drivel? No wonder they have ideas way above their station, total delusion.

Event: Mad owner sacks manager after leading unfashionable club to summit of SPL via impressive unbeaten run.

Ewan: Big club linked with cream of European talent and reject former Valencia and Chelsea boss in pursuit of the "right candidate".

Allisbarry: Allisbarry

To be fair, Ewan Murray did call the Hearts Chairman to corroborate the story.

Unforturnately, that man was George Foulkes, an incompetent who was only too happy to BELIEVE the ludicrous notion that Romanov was creating a Hearts team to conquer Europe.

[Part/Time Supporter]

Event: Hearts finish in bottom six
Barry: Another derby at Tynie to look forward to

Event: Hearts lose the derby
Barry: Hearts are targeting Kris Boyd and David Goodwillie

[IWasThere2016]

A man saves a wee boy and his Teddy bear from being attacked by a dog and Barry is sent to report on it

Barry to hero, "Are you are Rangers fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Teddy Bear saves Teddy Bear and Bairn"

Barry to hero, "Are you are Falkirk fan?"
Hero, "No"
Barry, "Pity!! My headline could have been Bairn saves Bairn and Teddy Bear"
Barry, "Who do you support?"
Hero, "Hibs"

HEADLINE
Dirty Hibs Bastaard Kills Pet Dog

Genius at work :top marks

[CyberSauzee]

Event: Hearts bell-end Medals MacKay racially abuses Kevin Harper.

Barry: Hearts legend Gary MacKay asks Hibs player if he's seen the monkeys in Edinburgh Zoo.

[green glory]

Event: Cala Homes commence building 'Gorgie Heights' flat development on former site of PBS.

Barry: Hard hats the new must have accessory for Jambo faithful at new look Tynecastle.

[Treadstone]

Event : Wife leaves Barry

Barry : EEN steps up Jambo coverage

[Dashing Bob S]

Event: main stand at Tynecastle collapses crushing a hundred fans to death.

Barry: Hearts swooped quickly to demolish the occupied stand main stand at Tynecastle, humanely undertaking a mercy killing of a hundred loyal fans who were suffering from the painfully long, lingering terminal illness that is asbestosis. A spokesman said: "All were loyal fans who had contributed to the recent highly successful share issue. It was the least we could do." The main stand, an original Archibald Leitch construction etc etc...

[Gus Fring]

Event: UBIG Declared insolvent, points deduction for Hearts looming

Barry: Samaritans recieve large influx of calls in the Gorgie area

[blackpoolhibs]

Event: Ubig declared bankrupt.

Barry: Great news, one less bill to pay.

[Part/Time Supporter]

Event: Hearts "borrow" mega millions from Lithuanian bank
Barry: Hearts owe the money to themselves

Event: Lithuanian bank goes bankrupt
Barry: This doesn't affect Hearts, who are owned by another Lithuanian company

Event: The other Lithuanian company goes bankrupt
Barry: I've got nothing.

[trev the hat]

Event: UBIG declare insolvency

Barry: Hearts secure 2 year sponsorship with Evo Stik

[kdhibees1]

:na na:http://img267.imageshack.us/edit_preview.php?l=img267/2773/sadbrokenheartlovefaceb.jpg&action=rotate

[3pm]

Event : Griffiths free kick 4 yards over line.

The Baz man : Hearts destined for top 6.

[CyberSauzee]

Event: Hearts heading for insolvency.

Barry: The footballing world says farewell to a great institution today - thank you and goodbye David Beckham.

[Bobo]

EVENT: Global panic as massive EMP sends planet Earth back to Dark Ages.

BARRY: Faxes are outdated.... Hearts manager to receive team sheets via smoke signal from now on.

[Pretty Boy]

Event: UBIG declare themselves insolvent.

Barry: 'Mr Anderson is out the office right now, please leave your name and number. All is Barry.'

[Northernhibee]

EEN: Hearts may not make start of the next season
Barry: The golden generation of Jambo youngsters to be rewarded with extra long summer holiday

[marinello59]

Event - Following the insolvency of parent company UBIG Hearts very existence is threatened.
Barry - Talk about a bolt out of the blue. Nobody could have seen that one coming.

[Dashing Bob S]

Event: Hearts wrecked for good, unlikely to field a team in any league next season.

Barry: The opportunity to diversify into cake-making was too tempting to resist. The future is bright.

[Hibercelona]

Event: Hearts go into liquidation.

Barry: Hearts embark on an exciting new adventure in the Scottish Highland league.

[...WentToMowAnSPL]

Event: Tynecastle is sold to property developers, Hearts coaching staff arrested as part of operation Yewtree , Hearts cease to exist

Barry: 5-1

[The Green Goblin]

Event ; pished tattoo man loses licence for 20 months

Barry : Hearts star reduces carbon footprint

:faf:

[God Petrie]

Barry hasn't twat on twitter since the latest news broke. His awful journalism has amusingly left him between a rock and a hard place. He either covers the latest news and is seen to be a hypocrite or does his usual which reinforces our opinions on his "journalism".

[EuanH78]

Barry hasn't twat on twitter since the latest news broke. His awful journalism has amusingly left him between a rock and a hard place. He either covers the latest news and is seen to be a hypocrite or does his usual which reinforces our opinions on his "journalism".

Apparently he has twatted to say he was at his kids birthday party last night and had his phone off. Seems unfortunate timing for the een hearts correspondent dont ya think?

[fat freddy]

EVENT .. hearts stadium sold to lidl's who plan to build a giant supermarket

BARRY.. hearts move into the retail sector


EVENT.. hearts manager exposed as a urine fetishist

BARRY.. tynecastle changing rooms fitted with new golden showers


EVENT.. hearts support finally wake up to the financial mismanagement at tynecastle as they slowly remove their heads from the sand

BARRY.. fans donate unwanted sand to club to facilitate the building of a new 20,000 seater stand


EVENT.. hearts relegated

BARRY.. hearts embark on journey to take their global brand to new markets


EVENT.. hearts die

BARRY.. i have decided to close my twitter account whilst i seek new employment

[Hillsidehibby]

Event.. Hearts Captain Medals MacKay in racist monkey noises to Hibs player Kevin Harper allegations.

Barry.. Hearts legend Gary MacKay hits the road with the "Show Racism the red card" roadshow.


Wait a minute.......that actually happened.

[jacomo]

Barry hasn't twat on twitter since the latest news broke. His awful journalism has amusingly left him between a rock and a hard place. He either covers the latest news and is seen to be a hypocrite or does his usual which reinforces our opinions on his "journalism".

#itsallverycomplexindeed

[cad]

Event :

Why a UKIP meet and greet took a turn for the worse yesterday in Scotland's capital can maybe be explained with some startling new facts from a local reporter


Barry

Sad to say this actually happened , Hearts Federation heed bummer Brother Alfie left a message ,
(his writings none to clever writes with his feet apparently)
anyway it transpires The Federations secretary Brother Bobby thought it said UBIG.
So there`s 20 off us inside the boozer yesterday to ask the big questions how many sultanas in a scone how long should a face-paint take costing`s etc then this joker starts laughing and joking buying drinks all round, we thought it a bit odd he`s awe happy and we are all pigeons beak
Then it started someone said the drink was bought with our shares money ,then it all kicked off .
The last I saw and heard before I was huckled was who had made the allegations about the shares money buying the peave and he wanted to know who the alligator's were.
Funny day yesterday one minute your up tae yer bum in flour and raisins the next yet want tae rip some guy called Nigel`s heed off, funny first name for a Lithuanian tho

[jacomo]

Event: Hearts facing financial Armageddon

Barry: Hearts fans will stand by us, says Gary Locke (http://http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spl/hearts-fans-will-stand-by-us-says-gary-locke-1-2937108)

[...WentToMowAnSPL]

Event : sparky on the crabbies bus

Barry : Hibs star out his skull on alcoholic ginger beer before cup final

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Event.. Hearts Captain Medals MacKay in racist monkey noises to Hibs player Kevin Harper allegations.

Barry.. Hearts legend Gary MacKay hits the road with the "Show Racism the red card" roadshow.


Wait a minute.......that actually happened.

Barry adds: Medals name should be cleared - it wasn't a racist comment it was homophobic...

[Treadstone]

Time for a resurrection.

Event : Romanov on the run in Moscow

Barry : Vladimir takes the Hearts brand to European Superpower.

[The Green Goblin]

Time for a resurrection.

Event : Romanov on the run in Moscow

Barry : Vladimir takes the Hearts brand to European Superpower.

:greengrin

Event: Romanov hiding in Moscow

Barry: Hearts supremo in exclusive early negotiations for first dibs on stars of 2018 World Cup

[Phil D. Rolls]

Event :

Why a UKIP meet and greet took a turn for the worse yesterday in Scotland's capital can maybe be explained with some startling new facts from a local reporter


Barry

Sad to say this actually happened , Hearts Federation heed bummer Brother Alfie left a message ,
(his writings none to clever writes with his feet apparently)
anyway it transpires The Federations secretary Brother Bobby thought it said UBIG.
So there`s 20 off us inside the boozer yesterday to ask the big questions how many sultanas in a scone how long should a face-paint take costing`s etc then this joker starts laughing and joking buying drinks all round, we thought it a bit odd he`s awe happy and we are all pigeons beak
Then it started someone said the drink was bought with our shares money ,then it all kicked off .
The last I saw and heard before I was huckled was who had made the allegations about the shares money buying the peave and he wanted to know who the alligator's were.
Funny day yesterday one minute your up tae yer bum in flour and raisins the next yet want tae rip some guy called Nigel`s heed off, funny first name for a Lithuanian tho

:top marks Quality

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Event: Vlad goes incognito

Barry: Vlad takes a break from it all in exotic Island.

[Springbank]

Event : Craig thomsons contract finally expires

Barry : hearts show no nonce-sense approach

[(((Fergus)))]

Event: Hearts fans in mass Forth Road Bridge suicide pact dive.

Barry: Jambos audacious bid to secure early entry to Kingdom of Heaven.

Surely that would cause a tsunami?

[Gerard]

Hearts/Hawrts/Hertz etc survive and Hibs win the next 50 games played at every level of this team:wink::not worth:devil: Perhaps 100 if we decide to play to win every game against this team. How the mighty have fallen and 5-1 has no value. Good night the Mighty Hearts etc

[Deansy]

Event : Hearts fan wins the Euro-Lottery and saves them.

Barry : This is my last column for this rag as I'm moving up in the world as the new 'Director of Communications' at Tynecastle. Word of advice gentlemen. From now on be very careful when talking or writing about this club. To paraphrase something said about another club, Hearts will not be treated less than others. And although there is no desire to pick fights, be assured that no one will attack Hearts with impunity.

(Oh, and GIRFUY !!)

[Eyrie]

Event - Hearts face 5pm deadline for £100k tax bill

Barry - Hearts announce ambitious plan to paint steps

[Boyle89]

Event - Hearts face 5pm deadline for £100k tax bill

Barry - Hearts announce ambitious plan to paint steps
Brilliant!!!

[Phil D. Rolls]

Event - work experience candidates paint PBS steps.
Barry - Dulux select Tynecastle as showcase for new range of paints.

[Purehibee_MYB]

Event: Administrator begins staff cuts at Hearts

Barry: Hearts make extra space for trophies.

[Treadstone]

Event : 3000 season tickets must be sold to keep club running

Barry : Season ticket rush expected

[3pm]

Event : Nobody wants that **** Stevenson.

Bazman : Big hearted star Stevnson in paycut pledge to save Hearts in darkest hour.

[Eyrie]

Event - Administrators BDO appointed at the PBS

Barry - Hearts reveal big name summer arrival at Tynecastle

[Dashing Bob S]

Event : Hearts liquidated

Barry : Jambos exit administration

Brilliant.

[fat freddy]

Event... Hearts sell garden gnome to Hibs fan spying on queue in club shop

Allisbarry....Hearts make huge profit by selling immobile employee to rivals

[Hibercelona]

Event: Hearts sell 3000 tickets.

Barry: Hearts sell 3000 season tickets.

[Dalianwanda]

Best thread of the year

[NadeAteMyLunch!]

Event:Adidas tell Hearts to bolt

All is Barry:Hearts delay their new home kit launch so they can test out the armband sleeves in the Indian Ocean

[ManBearPig]

Event - Hearts change away kit to all white as they are 12% cheaper to manufacture.

Barry - Hearts to emulate Real Madrid with amazing new kit design

[matty_f]

Event : fan disappointed as only had card to pay for season ticket. Buys sny old sh*** with the change in his picket.
Allisbarry: Garden gnome sold!

[3pm]

Event : Transfer embargo in place

Barry : Locke shows patience in transfer chase.

[PatHead]

Event Hearts could be homeless Barry/EN David Murray wants to build on greenbelt with sports stadium in plans. Surely they wouldn't print that.......

[SteveHFC]

http://allisbarry.tictail.com/

[Jack Hackett]

http://allisbarry.tictail.com/:greengrin

Link doesn't work

[SteveHFC]

Link doesn't work

http://allisbarry.tictail.com/ :aok:

[Jack Hackett]

Link doesn't work

Does now :aok:

[Scouse Hibee]

Event- Hibs surpass target and sell 18,000 season tickets

Barry- Hearts fans flock to buy ST's at Hibs in attempt to takeover the Easter Road Terraces.

[Mr White]

Event- BDO appointed administrator at hearts.

Barry (while suffering a sudden onset of acute dyslexia)- ex oasis front man's new band to play benefit gig for hearts.

[Hibercelona]

Event: Zaliukas leaves club after refusing to accept wage cut.

Barry: Hearts hero donates 10k a week in rally to save club.

[stage2]

Event : Hertz paint steps in Wongadome

Bazza : HomoFC apply Advanced High Density Polymer Hermetic Seal to ensure National architectural treasure is preserved for future generations.

[Bostonhibby]

Event : Yam plum buys gnome from club shop as its all he can afford

allisbarry : Caring hearts fan provides friendship, shelter, and the promise of a career in gardening or fishing to vertically challenged mute.

[Saorsa]

Event : Yam plum buys gnome from club shop as its all he can afford

allisbarry : Caring hearts fan provides friendship, shelter, and the promise of a career in gardening or fishing to vertically challenged mute.http://i44.tinypic.com/r93hh4.png

[Bostonhibby]

http://i44.tinypic.com/r93hh4.png

:faf: just about spilt my drink, had to explain to the wife, just brilliant Dan!

[NorthNorfolkHFC]

Event: One of Hearts promising youngsters sees the error of his ways and joins the Hibees.


AllisBarry: Mad Vlad sends his finest spy on an undercover mission into Easter Road.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Event: Hearts don't have a pot to piss in and are due all and sundry a pretty penny.

Barry: Self-sufficient ya disbelieving rides.

[Treadstone]

Event: Hearts don't have a pot to piss in and are due all and sundry a pretty penny.

Barry: Self-sufficient ya disbelieving rides.

But I will delete my tweets saying so just in case.

[allezsauzee]

Event: Hearts liquidated on 2nd August 2013
Barry: Tactical genius Gary Locke confident his Hearts side will go the whole season unbeaten

[God Petrie]

But I will delete my tweets saying so just in case.

Hahaha did he delete all the tweets that were a contradiction of what has actually happened?

How far back did he go?

[Kato]

Hahaha did he delete all the tweets that were a contradiction of what has actually happened?

How far back did he go?

1914

[Treadstone]

Hahaha did he delete all the tweets that were a contradiction of what has actually happened?

How far back did he go?

Just the ones that make him look stupid ! So what Kato says : '1914'

[Eyrie]

Event: Tynecastle sold for housing
Barry: Hearts make noble sacrifice to ease homeless crisis

[TrickyNicky]

Event: Barry says Wonga have given Hearts £1 million but it was only £75,000.
Barry:Hearts donate £925,000 to Wonga to ease housing crisis.

[Treadstone]

Close this thread. Barry has out-Barryed everyone.

Event : Wonga give HoMFC advance of sponsorship money of £75,000

Barry : Barry Anderson ‏@BarryAnderson_8 (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8)2m (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8/status/350177197027360768)
Breaking news: #Hearts (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Hearts&src=hash) sponsors Wonga pay this year's sponsor money up front by giving #HMFC (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23HMFC&src=hash) close to £1m to help fight for survival. See EN

[Saorsa]

Close this thread. Barry has out-Barryed everyone.

Event : Wonga give HoMFC advance of sponsorship money of £75,000

Barry : Barry Anderson ‏@BarryAnderson_8 (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8)2m (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8/status/350177197027360768)
Breaking news: #Hearts (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Hearts&src=hash) sponsors Wonga pay this year's sponsor money up front by giving #HMFC (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23HMFC&src=hash) close to £1m to help fight for survival. See EN:faf: :faf:

What an erse.

[DaveF]

Close this thread. Barry has out-Barryed everyone.

Event : Wonga give HoMFC advance of sponsorship money of £75,000

Barry : Barry Anderson ‏@BarryAnderson_8 (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8)2m (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8/status/350177197027360768)
Breaking news: #Hearts (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Hearts&src=hash) sponsors Wonga pay this year's sponsor money up front by giving #HMFC (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23HMFC&src=hash) close to £1m to help fight for survival. See EN

Absolutely brilliant.

Barry - You are a true comic genius.

[HibeeMG]

Event: Hearts fail to meet 3,000 ST target.

Barry: Hearts support make room for more walk-up fans.

[JollyGreenGiant]

He has deleted his tweet, what a f@nny

[jacomo]

Close this thread. Barry has out-Barryed everyone.

Event : Wonga give HoMFC advance of sponsorship money of £75,000

Barry : Barry Anderson ‏@BarryAnderson_8 (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8)2m (https://twitter.com/BarryAnderson_8/status/350177197027360768)
Breaking news: #Hearts (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Hearts&src=hash) sponsors Wonga pay this year's sponsor money up front by giving #HMFC (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23HMFC&src=hash) close to £1m to help fight for survival. See EN

Epic fail. And the twist is that his ill-advised bragging has probably done nothing to help the crisis appeal to the fans.

Whether he keeps his job or not, he might get barred from Tynie for this.


Event: BDO ban Banderson from HMFC after the clueless buffoon told the world #allisbarry when in fact #allisfarfrombarry.

Barry: :boo hoo:

[Eyrie]

Event - All credible bidders withdraw interest in Yams

Barry - Foundation of Hearts are the front runners to take control of Hearts.

[jacomo]

Event - All credible bidders withdraw interest in Yams

Barry - Foundation of Hearts are the front runners to take control of Hearts.

Yet another 'Exclusive' he's missed. #whereisbarry

:dunno:

Oh, and if not done so already, the verb - to barry - should be in the Yamasaurus, on its next step towards inevitable entry into the OED. Not my creation however... the OP, perhaps?

[Bostonhibby]

Event:administrator says newco option post liquidation now plan B and needs to be considered.

Allisbarry:Exclusive-New standards set for scotland as new footballing giant reveal plans to apply to join Scottish game.

The team formerly known as heart of midlothian will become scotlands harlem globetrotters, electing to play away games only they will be travelling the country reinvigorating scottish football and setting new standards for moral and social behaviour.

Chief sports reporter allisbarry said "any club that can take upwards of 300 to selkirk and only take half the gate money is bound to add to the overall quality of the game".

[mglancy23]

I thought this thread deserved a wee bump

[Bostonhibby]

I thought this thread deserved a wee bump
Hibs pay a rumoured £200k for a striker
Allisbarry:Hibs sign player for 2% of the value of Jason Holt. Knock yoursef out Bazza.

[Treadstone]

Event : Hibs post decent financial results.

Barry : Hibs unlikely to get free full page advert in the EEN.

[PatHead]

Event- Hibs return to profit Barry- Hearts will be biggest supporter owned club in Scotland

[Bostonhibby]

Event: Hibs profit equates to to roughly the sum the Flumps On Heat plan to offer Quantum Holdings for their 15% shareholding in hearts. Hibs shareholders propose making an offer for that 15% in an effort to ensure there is one team in Edinburgh.

Allisbarry: Its all very complex but I am just popping out to the toilet.

[PatHead]

Event- Hearts lose 3 games in a row and continue on negative points. Barry- Silence

[Hibercelona]

Event: Hearts throw away certain win in the last 2 minutes of game.

Barry: With shivers down my spine and tears dripping from my eyes, I feel so proud, so very very proud. #makingustronger

[Treadstone]

Not posted for ages but seen this tweet and brought the memories of this thread flooding back.

https://twitter.com/barryanderson_/status/594784102554988544

I could see similar #AllisBarry tweets "Rangers finished second in 2011-2012. Extinction aside this was an excellent campaign."

[3pm]

Great thread. Cannae believe it was nearly 2 years ago.

[21.05.2016]

Not posted for ages but seen this tweet and brought the memories of this thread flooding back.

https://twitter.com/barryanderson_/status/594784102554988544

I could see similar #AllisBarry tweets "Rangers finished second in 2011-2012. Extinction aside this was an excellent campaign."

Aye ok then Barry, we will just brush aside the inconvenient truth that most of those successes where won through financial doping, dodgey dealing and just plain robbery. Hearts and their media suck ups really don't like the truth getting in the way of their "fairytale" story do they.

[Mr White]

Even the punishment for overspending leads to them adding to their "silverware". No shame but the luck of the devil.

[Pretty Boy]

Event: Scott Allan wins Championship POTY

Barry: Hearts player dominate place positions

[21.05.2016]

Even the punishment for overspending leads to them adding to their "silverware". No shame but the luck of the devil.

They're the jammiest club on the planet, time after time they fall in the **** but always manage to slime themselves out of it. There has been absolutely no justice served whatsoever for there years of conning, lying and cheating. They slimed their way out of the ***** and now are back giving it the big 'un and basically a big two fingers up to everyone one they stole from and cheated. Shameless doesn't even begin to sum them up. Absolute low lives that believe they are something big and special (the cringey way they call themselves "the famous" pretty much sums up their mentality)

[3pm]

Event : Scott Allan wins player of the year.

Barry : Injury hit season robs Sow of players gong.

[tamig]

They're the jammiest club on the planet, time after time they fall in the **** but always manage to slime themselves out of it. There has been absolutely no justice served whatsoever for there years of conning, lying and cheating. They slimed their way out of the ***** and now are back giving it the big 'un and basically a big two fingers up to everyone one they stole from and cheated. Shameless doesn't even begin to sum them up. Absolute low lives that believe they are something big and special (the cringey way they call themselves "the famous" pretty much sums up their mentality)
"The Famous" proclamation is funny though. You have to laugh. It really isn't worthwhile getting worked up about. Their support is a joke - just laugh at them.

[bigwheel]

"The Famous" proclamation is funny though. You have to laugh. It really isn't worthwhile getting worked up about. Their support is a joke - just laugh at them.

I love the fact that they self knicknamed themselves "the famous ". It makes me laugh every time I hear it....if Carlsberg did irony ....

[GreenLake]

"The Famous" proclamation is funny though. You have to laugh. It really isn't worthwhile getting worked up about. Their support is a joke - just laugh at them.

The few who know them probably think of them as "The Fatuous".

[Jack Hackett]

Anyone know what it is they think they're 'famous' for?

A quick experiment on google entering club names in the search box gets

Heart of Midlothian FC.....632,000 results
Hibernian FC.....922,000 results

....and to put those figures into a 'famous' perspective

Barcelona FC .....176,000,000 results

Famous??? :lolyam:

:faf:

[AgentDaleCooper]

They're the jammiest club on the planet, time after time they fall in the **** but always manage to slime themselves out of it. There has been absolutely no justice served whatsoever for there years of conning, lying and cheating. They slimed their way out of the ***** and now are back giving it the big 'un and basically a big two fingers up to everyone one they stole from and cheated. Shameless doesn't even begin to sum them up. Absolute low lives that believe they are something big and special (the cringey way they call themselves "the famous" pretty much sums up their mentality)

i'm sure i'll get pelters for this, but IMO, although their silverware in 2006 and 2012 was not earned fairly, and thus not really as gloat worthy as they might make out (though to be fair, I'm sure we'd be lording it over them if we were in their position), they paid a price for this by being relegated, and I think what they have achieved this season is very respectable and impressive, and pretending otherwise is just a bit bitter. let them have their fun, we've still got work to do. hopefully, next season we can go from strength to strength as a premiership team, and give ourselves real reasons to gloat over them. If there's anyone who can get us there, it's Stubbs :aok:

[greenginger]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/hearts-midfielder-pallardo-faces-jail-if-found-guilty-of-match-fixing.125005311?


One of the " Famous " might be about to become infamous ! :greengrin

[Keith_M]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/hearts-midfielder-pallardo-faces-jail-if-found-guilty-of-match-fixing.125005311?


One of the " Famous " might be about to become infamous ! :greengrin


Event: Pallardo convicted of Match Fixing and sent to Spanish Jail.

AllIsBarry: Hearts Player announces happy news of his engagement to cellmate 'Juan "the Axeman" Rodriguez'

[sleeping giant]

i'm sure i'll get pelters for this, but IMO, although their silverware in 2006 and 2012 was not earned fairly, and thus not really as gloat worthy as they might make out (though to be fair, I'm sure we'd be lording it over them if we were in their position), they paid a price for this by being relegated, and I think what they have achieved this season is very respectable and impressive, and pretending otherwise is just a bit bitter. let them have their fun, we've still got work to do. hopefully, next season we can go from strength to strength as a premiership team, and give ourselves real reasons to gloat over them. If there's anyone who can get us there, it's Stubbs :aok:

:faf:

You had me for a moment :greengrin

[Tinribs]

http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/hearts-midfielder-pallardo-faces-jail-if-found-guilty-of-match-fixing.125005311?


One of the " Famous " might be about to become infamous ! :greengrin


It's ok, Robbie says he is innocent. :devil:

[Northernhibee]

Event: Hearts get pumped out of the Scottish Cup by Hibs for the second successive year

All Is Barry: "Cathro's new supersigning Goncalves scores as Hearts equal best cup run since the 2012/2013 season began"

[brog]

Event: Hearts get pumped out of the Scottish Cup by Hibs for the second successive year

All Is Barry: "Cathro's new supersigning Goncalves scores as Hearts equal best cup run since the 2012/2013 season began"

Superb, & true!

[Bostonhibby]

Barry Anderson. Top roaster, that is all.

[ancient hibee]

Outstanding Hearts striker has three shots in 20 seconds.