Dashing Bob S
13-05-2013, 04:45 PM
This one is to the tune of David Bowie's Golden Years.
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Don't let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, Jambos
Running from the taxman
Look at that sky, lifes begun
Gonna be more shafted than the huns
Running from the taxman
There's those Jambos, lost that's all
I’m telling you they sold their little soul
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Last year Vlad loved you, opening doors and pulling some strings, jambos
Running from the taxman
In walked Hector and you looked in time
Never look back, walk tall, act fine
Running from the taxman
Gaz will stick with you Jambos for a few more hours
Nothings gonna touch you bar these golden showers, gold
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Some of these days, and it wont be long
Gonna drive back down where you once belonged
In the back of a dream car twenty foot long
Don't cry my sweet, don't break my heart
Doing all right, but you gotta get smart
Wish upon, wish upon, day upon day, I believe in Vlad
I believe all the way
Running from the taxman
Run from the taxman, running from the taxman, run for the bathroom and these golden showers
There's those Jambos, lost that's all
Once I’m begging you save their little soul
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Don't let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, Jambos
Running from the taxman
Run from the taxman, running from the taxman, run for the bathroom and these golden showers
Gaz’ll stick with you Jambos for a few more hours
Nothings gonna touch you bar these golden showers, gold
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
And a little quiz to follow: Which Hearts manager of the Romanov era said the following:
"George Foulkes disgraced himself at the last Hearts Christmas Party by pishing his breeks. Thankfully, I was lying underneath him at the time, so the crisis was averted."
1) Graham Rix
2) Gary Locke
3) George Burley
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Don't let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, Jambos
Running from the taxman
Look at that sky, lifes begun
Gonna be more shafted than the huns
Running from the taxman
There's those Jambos, lost that's all
I’m telling you they sold their little soul
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Last year Vlad loved you, opening doors and pulling some strings, jambos
Running from the taxman
In walked Hector and you looked in time
Never look back, walk tall, act fine
Running from the taxman
Gaz will stick with you Jambos for a few more hours
Nothings gonna touch you bar these golden showers, gold
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Some of these days, and it wont be long
Gonna drive back down where you once belonged
In the back of a dream car twenty foot long
Don't cry my sweet, don't break my heart
Doing all right, but you gotta get smart
Wish upon, wish upon, day upon day, I believe in Vlad
I believe all the way
Running from the taxman
Run from the taxman, running from the taxman, run for the bathroom and these golden showers
There's those Jambos, lost that's all
Once I’m begging you save their little soul
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Running from the taxman
Don't let me hear you say life’s taking you nowhere, Jambos
Running from the taxman
Run from the taxman, running from the taxman, run for the bathroom and these golden showers
Gaz’ll stick with you Jambos for a few more hours
Nothings gonna touch you bar these golden showers, gold
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
Golden showers, gold-splash splash splash
And a little quiz to follow: Which Hearts manager of the Romanov era said the following:
"George Foulkes disgraced himself at the last Hearts Christmas Party by pishing his breeks. Thankfully, I was lying underneath him at the time, so the crisis was averted."
1) Graham Rix
2) Gary Locke
3) George Burley