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Treadstone
12-05-2013, 07:28 PM
MacDonald 6 - would have been a 4 but upgraded for the 'ministry of silly walks' effort chasing Caldwells winner.

Hamill 4...stones overweight

McHattie 2 - in the shower right now , sitting in the corner crying

Barr 3 - ripped the pish more than any Hibby ever could by taking a wage for 3 years

Webster 2 - I've seen epidemics that are quicker

Stevenson 2 - Amazing. Any man that can put that much ink on himself and not get noticed is special. Arriving at Ayr bus depot as we speak.

Taouil 2 - Gave away foul for Sparkys free kick. Cheers man.

Walker 1 - Peter Pawlett but not as likeable

Holt 2 - Silky, accurate passer, strong shot... then the game started.

Ngoo ½ - Made block on Taiwo on goal line to set up the first touchdown.

Sutton 0 - Named in starting line-up but didn't play...wait..what...yer joking!

SwanseaHibs
12-05-2013, 07:32 PM
:faf: Webster 2 - I've seen epidemics that are quicker.

Class.

ano hibby
12-05-2013, 07:32 PM
Hahaha very good mate :)

nonshinyfinish
12-05-2013, 07:34 PM
:tee hee:

nonshinyfinish
12-05-2013, 07:34 PM
In all seriousness though, they're pish.

hibsbollah
12-05-2013, 07:35 PM
:hilarious

I laughed out loud at least three times there.

McHattie, Barr, Ngoo, Taouil all deserve plaudits for their hilarious performances today. Gary Locke will surely be 'showering' them with criticism.

Elephant Stone
12-05-2013, 07:35 PM
Wonder when Celtic are planning their £2million swoop for Mick Ngoo. Reckon Liverpool could hold out for more.

Stringer
12-05-2013, 07:37 PM
Lets not get too obsessed with them eh?

GreenCastle
12-05-2013, 07:37 PM
MacDonald 6 - would have been a 4 but upgraded for the 'ministry of silly walks' effort chasing Caldwells winner.

Hamill 4...stones overweight

McHattie 2 - in the shower right now , sitting in the corner crying

Barr 3 - ripped the pish more than any Hibby ever could by taking a wage for 3 years

Webster 2 - I've seen epidemics that are quicker

Stevenson 2 - Amazing. Any man that can put that much ink on himself and not get noticed is special. Arriving at Ayr bus depot as we speak.

Taouil 2 - Gave away foul for Sparkys free kick. Cheers man.

Walker 1 - Peter Pawlett but not as likeable

Holt 2 - Silky, accurate passer, strong shot... then the game started.

Ngoo ½ - Made block on Taiwo on goal line to set up the first touchdown.

Sutton 0 - Named in starting line-up but didn't play...wait..what...yer joking!

:greengrin

You forgot Locke - 8 - hoofball/pub team tactics worked a treat and still hasn't managed a derby win against us this season.

Yam Crowd - 1 - some turned up but didn't add anything substantial

TAHibby
12-05-2013, 07:37 PM
That was wonderful, thanks.

bingo70
12-05-2013, 07:37 PM
In all seriousness though, they're pish.

And that's them with McDonald, Hammill, Barr, Webster, Stevenson, taouil and Sutton, wait till next season if they make it that far!

nonshinyfinish
12-05-2013, 07:38 PM
Lets not get too obsessed with them eh?

If we're not allowed to rip it out of our biggest rivals a few hours after beating them, then I reckon we should give up on this football lark.

whiskyhibby
12-05-2013, 08:27 PM
MacDonald 6 - would have been a 4 but upgraded for the 'ministry of silly walks' effort chasing Caldwells winner.

Hamill 4...stones overweight

McHattie 2 - in the shower right now , sitting in the corner crying

Barr 3 - ripped the pish more than any Hibby ever could by taking a wage for 3 years

Webster 2 - I've seen epidemics that are quicker

Stevenson 2 - Amazing. Any man that can put that much ink on himself and not get noticed is special. Arriving at Ayr bus depot as we speak.

Taouil 2 - Gave away foul for Sparkys free kick. Cheers man.

Walker 1 - Peter Pawlett but not as likeable

Holt 2 - Silky, accurate passer, strong shot... then the game started.

Ngoo ½ - Made block on Taiwo on goal line to set up the first touchdown.

Sutton 0 - Named in starting line-up but didn't play...wait..what...yer joking!

:-)))))

Winston Ingram
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
Lol. Very good:not worth

Vault Boy
12-05-2013, 08:36 PM
:top marks

The touchdown bit perfectly sums up their 'brand' of football.

Iggy Pope
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
I normally find the whole 'ratings' thing a waste of space, but this has changed my mind.

LeighLoyal
12-05-2013, 08:44 PM
The average Yam is roughly 2 and a 1/2 going buy the ratings so far. No wonder they can't get the burdz! :greengrin

Hibercelona
12-05-2013, 08:51 PM
Very harsh on Ngoo. The lad deserves a 10 for that performance. :cb

AngusHibby
12-05-2013, 11:54 PM
Don't think there is one player in that team I would take at Hibs after today. Every one of them lost their own battles. Well and truly outplayed

NOLA
13-05-2013, 01:38 AM
Lets not get too obsessed with them eh?
your right, we beat them all the time, bragging and ripping the pish is boring now :shhhsh!:

OsloHibs
13-05-2013, 02:13 AM
:faf::applause: Brilliant :top marks

SaulGoodman
13-05-2013, 07:51 AM
The first touchdown :faf:

Pat 0-7
13-05-2013, 09:00 AM
Subs?

Carrick must get a BAFTA for Best Comedy Performance for his excellent fresh-air ersehole-winder......

:faf: