New World Record for Scotland

[ancient hibee]

The world record for not noticing players offside was shattered in Dortmund last night.Specky McYoosless failed to see that 4 players were offside prior to a goal being scored.The previous record of 3 players was held by Blind Pew Fraser and his guide dog Kaniesea.SFA Refereeing supremo said "Once again a perfectly positioned assistant referee has shown that Scottish officials are top of the tree where it matters."A Malaga spokesman said"Caramba".

[Big_Franck]

The world record for not noticing players offside was shattered in Dortmund last night.Specky McYoosless failed to see that 4 players were offside prior to a goal being scored.The previous record of 3 players was held by Blind Pew Fraser and his guide dog Kaniesea.SFA Refereeing supremo said "Once again a perfectly positioned assistant referee has shown that Scottish officials are top of the tree where it matters."A Malaga spokesman said"Caramba".

Dunno how that useless, cheating c*** got that game after missing a blatant handball in the Milan Barca game. Hopefully last night will end his career at the top level.

[Eyrie]

Maybe we're doing Thomson a disservice. Maybe he didn't cheat in the final and maybe he is just that incompetent a referee.

Having thought about it, we were right the first time – he’s a cheating Yam turd.