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Halifaxhibby
10-03-2013, 09:57 PM
Dear Mr Norris,

Having recently been appointed as chief bawbag of our fine capitals BIG team, it has been brought to my attention that us BIG teams are entitled to several questionable decisions falling in our favour over the course of a season. Seeing as this is probably our last season in the wee league and our destined to join our west coast idols, next season in the new BIG league(Sorry hibs, BIG TEAMS ONLY!) is there any chance of a beauty today in the derby?, you have to understand we are a BIG club and some nasty people who hate us for no reason are trying to punish us for such silly things as not paying staff(I know!, can you believe it!?!) police, council tax etc. How dare they!, anyway, I'm rambling on, please feel free to tell me I'm talking a lot of Raymond White, but those who know me will tell you I'm more suited to Lillian Gish!!


Please Mr Norris, shower us with p..eh, ah mean gifts today.

Hope to meet you formally at the lodge this evening,

WET GAZ
(MANAGER OF A BIG TEAM)

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