Banning of Hoofball

[Moon unit]

I hear by announce that such games, known as Hoofball, Head Tennis And Clear The Decks are to be banned from the environs of ER!

These past times are reserved for the Trumpets who attend the Big Pink Bakery!

Win, Lose or Draw, The football MUST be played 'On the Deck' for the enjoyment of the Hibee viewing public.

failure to adhere to this order, will result in the Manager, coaching staff and high heid' yens losing there jobs!!!

This order will commence as of today - Thank you for adhering to this order!

[heretoday]

Admirable sentiments. Unfortunately, we have to have a certain quality of player in order to carry out your orders.

We don't have them these days so it's hoof it up the park I'm afraid!

[Jones28]

Unfortunately hoofball is the flavour of the month. Proper football will return...hopefully, please god hopefully!

[heretoday]

Maybe we should make a silk purse out of a sow's ear and concentrate on hiring the best hoofballers in the business. Big guys who can kick the thing miles.

Add to that some tall hold it up chaps at the front who can knock it off to Sparky and we'll be in there! It'll save millions on fancy dan "midfielders" who are hopeless mostly anyway!