The ref didnt even book him..

[easty]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262691/Amateur-footballer-27-shot-legs-gangland-gunmen-150-spectators-warmed-match.html

[Springbank]

The sfa offered a two match ban but the tattooed suspect announced his intention to appeal. "it's a mans game" he was overheard saying,as the officer read him his rights....

[blackpoolhibs]

Seemingly the injured bloke is a keeper, and one of his team mates said its the first shots he's managed to save all season?

[Pretty Boy]

The Police would never have got involved if the injured party hadn't made such a fuss.

[Hibercelona]

Clear simulation, he should have been in the book for going down so easily.

[allezsauzee]

The boy said it was a dream of his to be capped. The 'hitman' duly obliged...like a modern day Jim'll fix it