It Pays To Improve Your Word Power

[Phil D. Rolls]

Anybody waiting for an appointment is bound to have come across this in The Reader's Digest. Let's see if we can help them broaden their appeal and freshen up the format at the same time......

Fester

a) To decay and ferment.

b) Rotten inside

c) Manager of Hearts

Locke

a) Security device.

b) Female sex organ.

c) Ignorant.

Skacel

a) School Bag

b) Nose Bag

c) Bawbag

......get the picture, all suggestions will be rewarded with an entry to a draw, first prize £1,000,000 to the charity of your choice.

[Phil MaGlass]

NADE

a) Hertz bank balance

b) One baw, bag

c) No dinnae

[Bostonhibby]

Vlad

The Impaler

The Sting

The Svengali

Vlad (v) To Vlad the act of extracting the very last drop of life from a living thing whist at the same time having it believe it has more to give, or to induce a state of mass hypnosis..........

[Hibs Class]

Tynecastle:

a) flats

b) supermarket

c) car park

[Mikey]

Share Issue

a) Fundraising exercise

b) Dodgy foreign geezer's pension

c) Orgy fluids

[Pretty Boy]

Yam:

a) Starchy tuber

b) follower of Heart of Midlothian FC

c) Deluded fool

[Scouse Hibee]

Tax:

a) Optional payment to Inland revenue from big football clubs

b) Excuse for all of your problems.

c) Reason to not pay wages on time.




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[Phil D. Rolls]

Perfect Result

a) Hibs winning
b) Hearts losing
c) both

Oblivion

a) Out of the Cup
b) Out of Business
c) Both

[fat freddy]

ASBESTOS.

A. a fibrous mineral which does not burn

B. a harmful substance which can have fatal consequences if inhaled into the lung

C. the prefered choice of roof covering for larger than normal football clubs on the verge of extinction