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H18sry
01-11-2012, 06:57 PM
I dont how but I seem to be on the Huns share prospectus list ...

FROM THE DESK OF MR. Charles Green

BANK OF THE RANGERS ( B.O.T.R.)

Govan-BURKINA FASO,

WEST Scotland.

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR.CHARLES GREEN,THE CHAIRMAN OF BANK OF THE NEWCO RANGERS GOVAN-BURKINS FASO WEST SCOTLAND. DURING MY TAKEOVER AND SCAMMING IN THIS NEWCO, I CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED OLDCO FOOTBALL CLUB WHO DIED ON 31ST OCTOBER 2012 IN A TAX DEBT CRASH AND THE FUND HAS BEEN DORMANT IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THIS BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE FUND IN OUR CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE MY DISCOVERY TO THIS ISSUE.THE SAID AMOUNT WAS U.K.£20,000,000M (TWELVE MILLON UK STERLING POUNDS). MEANWHILE ALL THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE BONAFIDE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED,GET THE REQUIRED APPROVAL AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO A FOREIGN PLAYER ACCOUNT(EBT) CANNOT BE PUT IN PLACE BECAUSE OF TRANSFER EMBARGO UNJUSTLY PLACED ON NEWCO. THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR MUG WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE NEWCO AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN EBT ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE RE-TRANSFERRED AFTER PAYMENT APPROVAL IS GRANTED AS THE NEWCO ARE BANNED FROM ANY TRANSFER DEALINGS UNTIL NEXT YEAR.THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDLING HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH FUND REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER OLDCO LIQUIDATION IT WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO THE TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED FUND. WE ALREADY OWE THE TREASUREY MORE MONEY THAN A HORSE CAN ***** SO WE DONT WANT IT TO GO TO THEM. MOREOVER,I WILL FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. AND ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION,YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 2 PIES AND A BOVRIL AT OUR NEXT HOME MATCH AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE A BROXY BURGER WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF EXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ANY LEFTOVER PIES WILL BE FOR MANAGER ALLY. I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE TRANSACTION HERE IN THIS STADIUM UNDER MY DESK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE TOTAL FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE FOR MY OWN SHARE OF THE FUND. CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY I AM URGENTLY WAITING FOR YOUR MONEY. THANKS AND BE BLESSED
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.CHARLES GREEN

CalgaryHibs
01-11-2012, 07:29 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm is this for real ?

cabbageandribs1875
01-11-2012, 07:32 PM
woosh

H18sry
01-11-2012, 07:34 PM
woosh

:thumbsup:

Fenriz
01-11-2012, 07:46 PM
Bob Servant would have a field day!