Songs for hearts.

[Scònaldò]

" Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
SO ******* SKINT!!

Aaand repeat!

Would be a winner for me for sure.

[hibsbollah]

It would be a good replacement for paedopaedopaedo-file. Which isnae very good really.

[One Day Soon]

" Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
Oh the wee Huns are skint
SO ******* SKINT!!

Aaand repeat!

Would be a winner for me for sure.


Hard to know where to begin with this one and where to end.

[hibsbollah]

Hard to know where to begin with this one and where to end.

'Oh' and 'skint' i think :agree:

[One Day Soon]

'Oh' and 'skint' i think :agree:


Well yes but I'd like to consider what kind of PA system abuse their fans should have to endure before the Derby.

So:

Get Back - The Beatles
Taxman - The Beatles
Down Down - Status Quo
The End - The Doors

Ya git me?

[SteveHFC]

The Hearts are going bust,

The Hibs are having a party

[hfc rd]

"You're Going down like the Rangers"

[heidtheba]

Tell all the hearts fans you know
that our club will be here when you're no
you won the big cup
and then went tits up
and we will be here when you're no

[MSK]

Tell all the hearts fans you know
that our club will be here when you're no
you won the big cup
and then went tits up
and we will be here when you're no:top marks:greengrin

[Saorsa]

Tell all the hearts fans you know
that our club will be here when you're no
you won the big cup
and then went tits up
and we will be here when you're noIs there another verse tae that song? :wink: I've heard something similar and was wondering if that is the 2nd verse :greengrin

[hfc rd]

"What's that coming over the hill"
"Is it the taxman"
"Is it the taxman"

[S4uzee]

We are the hibees, we'll sign when we want!!!

[RosComain]

Playlist for the PA next derby-
money by pink Floyd
on your own by the verve
fools gold by the roses
no money by kings of Leon
everything must go by the manics
into the red by the bluetones
anything by zero seven
finish with sunshine on leith of course

[english_hibee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbU7oVz0Uq0

"Cut loose coz you're no use, I couldn't stand another second in your company.....

Dont waste your words, i dont need anything from you, I dont care where you've been or what you plan to do............

"Stone me why can't you see, you're a no one, no where washed up baby who'd look better dead........


I AM THE RESURRECTION AND I AM ALIVE, I COULDN'T EVER BRING MYSELF TO HATE YOU AS I'D LIKE.....................

:hibees

[MSK]

Every night before I rest my head
the tax mans millions swirling round my bed.
I know its wrong, but I dont feel bad.
I take that money, cos my name is Vlad.

[heidtheba]

Elvis - (good name huh...)

Wise men said only fools would rush in
But you couldnt help falling in love with vlad
Should you survive
it would be a sin
we can't help
pishing ourselves at you

[shetlandhibee]

Hearts are going bust, going,going bust. NA NA NA NA NA NA

[Elephant Stone]

"What's that coming over the hill"
"Is it the taxman"
"Is it the taxman"

:agree:

[blackpoolhibs]

Did this once before on here, can only remember the first bit. Folk added bits to it and it looked decent.

1st verse

And now the end is near
Vlads took his cash
your ****ed its over

2nd verse

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Apologies to Billy Joel and thanks to CelticParanioa blog and "Billy Nowell" ;) for inspiration...

"We didn't light the fire"

Stephen Pressley , Gilles Rousset, Joe Jordan, Hartley's gay?
Dave McPherson, Sandy Jardine, Mikey Galloway,
Hans Eskillson, Stevie Fulton, Davie Bowman, Eamon Bannon
Ian Baird, Kenny Aird, Pasquale Bruno


Jimmy Jeffries, Billy Brown, Craig Gordon is a clown
Robbo's fat, Wayne is Gay?, Skacel Karaoke
Craig Levein, Hates green, nae Hibbies in the Scotland team,
Vlads away, will nae pay, what else do I have to say?


We didn't pay our taxes,
We were always cheating, while our drums were beating
We didn't pay our taxes,
Hector doesn't like it and we'll try to fight it.

[english_hibee]

Did this once before on here, can only remember the first bit. Folk added bits to it and it looked decent.

1st verse

And now the end is near
Vlads took his cash
your ****ed its over

2nd verse

the Yams, dont see it clear
they'll bleat 5-1, you're ****ed it's over......

[Hiber-nation]

Apologies to Billy Joel and thanks to CelticParanioa blog and "Billy Nowell" ;) for inspiration...

"We didn't light the fire"

Stephen Pressley , Gilles Rousset, Joe Jordan, Hartley's gay?
Dave McPherson, Sandy Jardine, Mikey Galloway,
Hans Eskillson, Stevie Fulton, Davie Bowman, Eamon Bannon
Ian Baird, Kenny Aird, Pasquale Bruno


Jimmy Jeffries, Billy Brown, Craig Gordon is a clown
Robbo's fat, Wayne is Gay?, Skacel Karaoke
Craig Levein, Hates green, nae Hibbies in the Scotland team,
Vlads away, will nae pay, what else do I have to say?


We didn't pay our taxes,
We were always cheating, while our drums were beating
We didn't pay our taxes,
Hector didn't like it and we'll try to fight it.

Brilliant :top marks

[Seveno]

Remember that Peter Cook and Dudley Moore song ?

' Goodbye, Goodbye, we're leaving you .........'

[FromTheCapital]

I know were not made of money, but have Sect 43 have or began any plans for Tynie?

[HTD1875]

Your going bust in the morning, BUST in the morning, going bust In the morning when the taxman comes!

Eddy grant-gimme hope Joanna

[Pretty Boy]

Jambos, tax really hurts you, tax hurts Rangers and you
You didn't pay up so what can you do
jambos, Tax hurts Rangers and you

[PatHead]

To the tune of "Shall we sing a song for you"

Shall we pay a bill for you?

or

Shall we sign one player or two?

alternatively

Your f@c#ed and we know your fu@#ed

[hibee92]

Simple but effective:

Down like your cousins,
You're going down like your cousins!

[Chibs]

Chopin - funeral march

[hibbymac]

:xlol:xlol:xlol

Rudolf the big nosed jambo,

always likes to cheat and dive,

just like the other jambos,

you had to cheat to make it five. :rudolph

[big gogs]

wages day,penny arcade,sunshine on litas,

[18/03/07]

aA song for 3rd Jan at tynie
Happy birthday 7-0,
repeat etc

[Hibs07p]

To knees up mother brown,

one foot in the grave,
one foot in the grave,
one foot in,
one foot in,
one foot in the grave.

The Hibs are having a party,
the Hibs are having a party,
the Hibs are having a party,
the H***** are in their grave,

GIRFUY ya Yam inbreds.

GGTTH

[Johnny Clash]

In your Gorgie Slums
You get f***ed by your tax returns
You dodge all your taxes
You swindle, you cheat
You can’t pay your players
So now you are beat
In your Gorgie slums





THEY COULD ALWAYS GET A RIP OFF LOAN FROM WONGA YOU KNOW?!

:flag:

[Www1875hfc]

Tell aw the hearts you kno
Ther club is the next 1 tae go,
Theyve won the big cup
we dont give a f***
cause we'll still be here and you'll no oh oh oh

Tell aw the hearts you kno

[Saorsa]

Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio,
cheerio, cheerio, cheerio........



:bye::bye::bye::bye::bye::bye:

[SkintHibby]

To the tune of Jim'll Fix It...

Vlad has f****d it for you, and you and you...

[JennaFletcher]

I hope Griffiths and/or Spoony do the dance again

Let's all do the gangnam let's all do the gangnam naaaa naaa naaa

[Iggy Pope]

We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when

But I know we'll meet again

SOME SUNNNEEEEEE DAAAAAY!

[Viva_Palmeiras]

@its up Billy Brown,
@its up Billy Brown,
Down the table Hearts must go
Ee-I-ee-I-ee-they-OWE
if they catch you bending
rules Hector'll have Vlad up
@its up, @its up sure to cheer the Hibs up
@its up Billy Brown.

[Minder]

They tried to make him pay his taxes
Vlad says no,no,no

They still believe
But when they go bust
They will know,know,know.

[frazeHFC]

Oh Tynecastle (Oh Tynecastle)
Will soon be sold (Will soon be sold)
Oh Tynecastle will soon be sold
Will soon be flats, school or a Tesco
Oh Tynecastle will soon be sold

[Diclonius]

Something to do with us being ahead please. I couldn't give two ****s about their financial situation if we're losing.

[SanFranHibs]

It's Christmas Time and there's a reason to be afraid,
It's Christmas Time and they're still not being paid,

.....
....

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

Feed the Jambos....let them know it's christmas time


I'll let someone else do the lyrics better.

:flag:

[Pete]

We're going to get "5-1, we only won 5-1" until the day we die so maybe we should give something back immediately.

Whenever they sing that we should give them "ten men, we only had ten men....you only had twelve men, you only had twelve men" or something similar.

We shouldn't hide away and take it whenever they sing about the final. There were other factors involved and we have every right to give it to them back without being embarrassed.

[RCNG]

We play by the rules
We play by the rules
We are Hibernian
We play by the rules

Or

We play by the rules
We play by the rules
We are the wee team
We play by the rules

[Newry Hibs]

A simple 'TICK' from one half of the away end and a 'TOCK' from the other half.

[Thecat23]

Halloween is coming the yams are going bust,

Please give a penny for mad Vlad's trust,

If you haven't got a penny a light bulb will do,

If you haven't got a light bulb, we're defo fcked noooo!!

[gbhibby]

You know what you are
You Know what you are
A club with no money
You Know what you are

Also when we Score do the poznan singing

Lets all do the WONGA lets all do the WONGA
Your going bust your going bust

[Cabbage East]

These threads are always comfortably the most cringeworthy thing you read on here.

[cabbageandribs1875]

are the schools on holiday again ?

[The_Horde]

"tell all the hearts you know, your just a second sevco. You'll no longer be here, so lets have a beer.. heart of midlothian are dead and we're no"......

[CraigHibee]

savile was a jambo, savile was a jambo nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah


Tell all the hearts you know
that they're nearly dead and were no
you won the big cup
it's not worth a ****
because your heavy in debt and were noooo


where's your money gone, where's your money gone, far far away

[Fae the capital]

To the tune of Jim'll Fix It...

Vlad has f****d it for you, and you and you...

Hahahaha!!!

[Minder]

A simple 'TICK' from one half of the away end and a 'TOCK' from the other half.


This would work, especially if sustained.

[Seveno]

A simple 'TICK' from one half of the away end and a 'TOCK' from the other half.

I love it.

[Sir David Gray]

:singing: You're ****ed and you know you are...

simple but effective. :aok:

Liquidation
Liquidation
Ole, ole, ole...!! :aok:

Flats flats glorious flats
It's down at Tynecastle they'll build
The flats in the toon will be painted maroon
And auld reekie will rent them with pride

This is our story
This is our song
Follow the Hearts and you will go wrong...:partyhibb

[steakbake]

These threads are always comfortably the most cringeworthy thing you read on here.

By a long way...

[JohnStephens91]

By a long way...

Not as cringe-inducing as the guy who sang over 'Rebel Rebel' by David Bowie and tried to make it the cup final song...

[ShanksSaidNo]

To the tune of The Waterboys - Whole of the moon

'You won the cup but you're doomed'

On the face of it, it might not seem epic, but give it a go... we're onto somethin here!

You know how it feels to get too high, too far, too soon... you won the cup but but you're doomed!