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matty_f
17-10-2012, 08:59 AM
Clearly he's not an actual wizard, so he can't do spells and that, and as a manager he's one the square root of hee-haw, so he's not good at that either.

So, people of hibs.net, my question to you is: Just what is Harry Potter good for?



Personally, I think he's got a use as a measure of how bad things could be for folk who are down on their luck. "Never mind son, it could be worse - you could be Harry Potter."

He also looks like he'd be a decent scarecrow. :agree:

Mikey
17-10-2012, 09:03 AM
Rab C Nesbitt's stunt double.

matty_f
17-10-2012, 09:09 AM
He'd make a good "Just Say 'No'" advert.

Greendub
17-10-2012, 09:09 AM
Absolutely nothing!

matty_f
17-10-2012, 09:18 AM
Good for making Bertie Vogts seem like an improvement.

.Sean.
17-10-2012, 09:26 AM
I could do with someone to wraggle some walls for me. Then again, I'd need a good job made of it, trusting Levein to do a 'good job' of anything is an impossible ask.


Sooner that scruff, speccy Hearts ******* is out the door and on the dole que the better.

s.a.m
17-10-2012, 09:31 AM
Absolutely nothing!

Say it again!

le bill
17-10-2012, 10:06 AM
Part Time Waste Paper Basket!

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17-10-2012, 10:23 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/environment/scarecrow230506.jpg

Phil MaGlass
17-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Window Licking

Stevie Reid
17-10-2012, 10:27 AM
Massively overreacting to claims that his Hearts team were "a big, physical side".

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17-10-2012, 10:30 AM
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/63536000/jpg/_63536686_levein.jpg

PatHead
17-10-2012, 10:31 AM
Big Issue seller.

Stevie Reid
17-10-2012, 10:33 AM
Massively overreacting to questions as to why he played 4-6-0 in Prague: -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=951W3Ab3onM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=951W3Ab3onM)

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17-10-2012, 10:43 AM
Jings! He hasn't half bloated up since then. I thought the Buckfast thing was a joke.

Three stones flabbier and a Barlinnie haircut and scrub. The Man of Destiny. :rolleyes:

He says there he has a squad of good-quality players who'll work hard and run till they drop. So it isn't a lack of ability and it isn't a lack of effort on the part of the team.

So what's the problem, Craig?

HiBremian
17-10-2012, 11:53 AM
Put him on asbestos removal at the PBS

matty_f
17-10-2012, 12:47 PM
Stick him in a stripey hat and jumper, get him in the crowd at Hampden, and we can have a real life game of Where's Wally.

jacomo
17-10-2012, 01:10 PM
Felt sorry for the jakey so I offered him some work sweeping the yard.

But instead of using the new broom I had bought for the job, he insisted on going round next door and borrowing an older, not very good broom instead. Inevitably, results were mixed.

When I asked him to explain what he was doing, he got in a huff and mumbled something incomprehensible about "only working with brooms that wanted to work with him".

I had to let him go.

Bostonhibby
17-10-2012, 04:38 PM
The leg on my garden table is a bit wobbly so I suppose I could let him take its place until I get round to fitting a new one. Or there's an empty hutch in the garden since the rabbit died but I am no sure if he could do the job though, its a hard act to follow and he'd need to hit the ground running.

Hibercelona
17-10-2012, 05:47 PM
He needs a one way ticket to Hogwarts.

sleeping giant
17-10-2012, 08:55 PM
Delaying ejaculation :banana:

silverhibee
17-10-2012, 09:32 PM
Clearly he's not an actual wizard, so he can't do spells and that, and as a manager he's one the square root of hee-haw, so he's not good at that either.

So, people of hibs.net, my question to you is: Just what is Harry Potter good for?



Personally, I think he's got a use as a measure of how bad things could be for folk who are down on their luck. "Never mind son, it could be worse - you could be Harry Potter."

He also looks like he'd be a decent scarecrow. :agree:


Simple answer is----------Nothing. :agree:

Jonnyboy
17-10-2012, 09:36 PM
Well he's certainly not good for Jakey's as he gives them a bad name.

Personally I think he should manage Hearts given his record :wink:

LeighLoyal
17-10-2012, 09:43 PM
He can shift a pie faster than most folk blink. Neat trick! Second talent is.... :confused:

stokesmessiah
17-10-2012, 09:51 PM
Well he's certainly not good for Jakey's as he gives them a bad name.

Personally I think he should manage Hearts given his record :wink:

Could see that happening again sooner rather than later.

Jonnyboy
17-10-2012, 09:53 PM
Could see that happening again sooner rather than later.

Let's hope so :greengrin

dangermouse
17-10-2012, 10:02 PM
Delaying ejaculation :banana:
LOL wish I could do smileys on my phone

TRC
17-10-2012, 11:48 PM
The man is not a winner in fact he is a loser of the highest order!!! Never won one thing as a player in fact one of his teams darkest 2 days in the last day of the season 86 and cup final of 86. So the question is how can someone who is such a massive loser ever train winners?

steakbake
18-10-2012, 12:01 AM
Massively overreacting to questions as to why he played 4-6-0 in Prague: -


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=951W3Ab3onM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=951W3Ab3onM)

Hadnt seen that before. Only reason he's riled is because he knows the guy is right. 4-6-0 in what really was one of the best times to be facing the Czech Republic in the last 15-20 years. There for the taking and we could have kicked on (possibly) from that.

He has to go, no doubt about it.

poolman
18-10-2012, 01:56 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/2posigh.jpg

Stevie Reid
18-10-2012, 02:11 PM
Hadnt seen that before. Only reason he's riled is because he knows the guy is right. 4-6-0 in what really was one of the best times to be facing the Czech Republic in the last 15-20 years. There for the taking and we could have kicked on (possibly) from that.

He has to go, no doubt about it.

It was also the time that Kenny Miller, who would normally be asked to play lone striker, was in the scoring form of his life (he scored 22 goals by January in that season, 10 goals in his first 6 SPL games. The decision was beyond belief.

aljo7-0
18-10-2012, 02:49 PM
Ridicule

muzzhfc
18-10-2012, 02:53 PM
Has anyone else noticed that the last couple of Scotland managers who have been crap have also managed the yams?? Coincidence?? I think not!

Killiehibbie
18-10-2012, 03:16 PM
Clearing minefields.

lord bunberry
18-10-2012, 04:55 PM
Chasing parked cars

EdinMike
18-10-2012, 04:59 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19997357?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=sportsound

Hmm...

Gala Foxes
18-10-2012, 05:00 PM
700k to pay him off ?

You are having a laugh

Whoever the muppet was in the SFA that drew up that ridiculous contract should be bulleted as well

700k for a guy that failed at Leicester, did nothing much at Hearts and had a brief spell of success (very brief) at Tannadice

No wonder he wants to hang on when he's on that outrageous salary

Saorsa
18-10-2012, 05:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19997357?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=sportsound

Hmm...
problems encountered by Scotland are very similar to those currently being faced by his home country, Ireland.Do Ireland have a stubborn, egotistical, clueless, jakey in charge as well? Nah.

Sorry Pat, I'm going tae have tae disagree with you this time. Worst Scotland manager ever and he ain't going tae get any better.

cabbageandribs1875
18-10-2012, 05:11 PM
butt out pat ta :agree:

Eyrie
18-10-2012, 07:19 PM
Right now Levein is good for Belgium, Croatia, Macedonia, Serbia and Wales.

Next month he'll be good for Luxemburg.

Bobo
18-10-2012, 08:02 PM
Just what is Harry Potter good for

Piranha Food or a Pinata at the Hibs Kids Christmas party.

jdships
18-10-2012, 08:36 PM
700k to pay him off ?

You are having a laugh

Whoever the muppet was in the SFA that drew up that ridiculous contract should be bulleted as well

700k for a guy that failed at Leicester, did nothing much at Hearts and had a brief spell of success (very brief) at Tannadice

No wonder he wants to hang on when he's on that outrageous salary



Agree with all you write :thumbsup:
However how about this for a solution :greengrin
Levein is on a Five and a half year contract which finishes in June 2014.
Given that we will not qualify for WC 2014 just leave him in the job and let him make a complete fool of himself and appoint a new manager for Euro 2016.
That way SFA save money and we all get a good laugh !!
Question for him is :-
With his track record who , in the top leagues , will employ him ?

:aok:

Saorsa
18-10-2012, 08:38 PM
Agree with all you write :thumbsup:
However how about this for a solution :greengrin
Levein is on a Five and a half year contract which finishes in June 2014.
Given that we will not qualify for WC 2014 just leave him in the job and let him make a complete fool of himself and appoint a new manager for Euro 2016.
That way SFA save money and we all get a good laugh !!
Question for him is :-
With his track record who , in the top leagues , will employ him ?

:aok:who in the bottom leagues will employ him? :wink:

:greengrin

heretoday
18-10-2012, 09:38 PM
I think Levein should stay. We need a whipping boy and he's perfect!

jacomo
19-10-2012, 10:02 AM
butt out pat ta :agree:

Pat was clearly doing a preview of this weekend's game, was asked about Levein and has offered a fairly standard defence for another member of the manager's club.