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BouncerRoss
28-09-2012, 01:16 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:


Players i feel are worth less than a hundred k i will leave out.

Macdonald £500,000
Ridgers £200,000
Gowser £900,000
Mini Gowser £175,000
Zal £900,000
Webster £700,000
Grainger £500,000
Barr £400,000
Mchattie £150,000
Paterson £1,000,000
Hamill £300,000
Stevenson £200,000
Mehdi £450,000
Driver £600,000
Robinson £200,000
Novikovas £500,000
Sutton £400,000
Carrick £250,000

By my estimations and based on current contract lengths our squad is worth a little under 8 million. If anyone thinks they can price it up better id be keen to see

1875er
28-09-2012, 01:25 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:

Mehdi Taouli £450,000!!!
Chocolate Legs Driver £600,000!!!:fenlon:fenlon:fenlon:fenlon

JDHibs
28-09-2012, 01:50 PM
Whos gives a ****? Another stupid thread! We are on a 6 game unbeaten streak, we are playing decent and have a good squad! Lets concentrate on that!

BouncerRoss
28-09-2012, 01:54 PM
Whos gives a ****? Another stupid thread! We are on a 6 game unbeaten streak, we are playing decent and have a good squad! Lets concentrate on that!

I am concentrating on that, if you read the others threads you will see that. Going up to Aberdeen tomorrow are you?

Sorry, didn't realise we had the forum police on here.

ronaldo7
28-09-2012, 01:55 PM
Whos gives a ****? Another stupid thread! We are on a 6 game unbeaten streak, we are playing decent and have a good squad! Lets concentrate on that!

Chill mate.

It's good to see how they rate Driver these days....From £20million to £600k in one easy step

dmc1875
28-09-2012, 02:46 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:

Macdonald £500,000 > Ben Williams £700,000
Ridgers £200,000 > Lewis Stevenson £300,000
Gowser £900,000 > Tim Clancy £450,000
Mini Gowser £175,000 > Stanton £175,000
Zal £900,000 > McPake £1,800,000
Webster £700,000 > Hanlon £600,000
Grainger £500,000 > Maybury £250,000
Barr £400,000 > Deegan £600,000
Mchattie £150,000 > Taiwo £300.000
Paterson £1,000,000 > Griffiths £4,000,000
Hamill £300,000 > Wotherspoon £600,000
Stevenson £200,000 > Doyle £200,000
Mehdi £450,000 > Claros £900,000
Driver £600,000 > Cairney £600,000
Robinson £200,000 > Kuqi £300,00
Novikovas £500,000 > Caldwell £300,000
Sutton £400,000 > handling £200,000
Carrick £250,000 > Sproule £500,000

I have tried to do a comparison with rival hibs players and their so called 'worth'.. using the 'yam school of maths' in pricing I think that is pretty reasonable..



So IMO our squad is worth close to a cool £13m :cb


:faf::fenlon

hibees 7062
28-09-2012, 02:48 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:

Barr 400k wow :faf:

Geo_1875
28-09-2012, 02:55 PM
Who is "Gowser" and wtf is a McHattie?

SteveHFC
28-09-2012, 03:28 PM
Who is "Gowser" and wtf is a McHattie?

Gowser is a nickname for Ryan McGowan :wink:

Piquť
28-09-2012, 03:45 PM
Who is "Gowser" and wtf is a McHattie?

Pretty sure mchattie played in the derby, never noticed him though

.Sean.
28-09-2012, 03:49 PM
Andy Driver for 600K? The same Driver they kb'd 3.5 million for as they wanted 4.5? :faf:

mikethehibee69
28-09-2012, 04:14 PM
:top marksWho cares:wink:
Whos gives a ****? Another stupid thread! We are on a 6 game unbeaten streak, we are playing decent and have a good squad! Lets concentrate on that!

Big Frank
28-09-2012, 04:48 PM
Macdonald £500,000 > Ben Williams £700,000
Ridgers £200,000 > Lewis Stevenson £300,000
Gowser £900,000 > Tim Clancy £450,000
Mini Gowser £175,000 > Stanton £175,000
Zal £900,000 > McPake £1,800,000
Webster £700,000 > Hanlon £600,000
Grainger £500,000 > Maybury £250,000
Barr £400,000 > Deegan £600,000
Mchattie £150,000 > Taiwo £300.000
Paterson £1,000,000 > Griffiths £4,000,000
Hamill £300,000 > Wotherspoon £600,000
Stevenson £200,000 > Doyle £200,000
Mehdi £450,000 > Claros £900,000
Driver £600,000 > Cairney £600,000
Robinson £200,000 > Kuqi £300,00
Novikovas £500,000 > Caldwell £300,000
Sutton £400,000 > handling £200,000
Carrick £250,000 > Sproule £500,000

I have tried to do a comparison with rival hibs players and their so called 'worth'.. using the 'yam school of maths' in pricing I think that is pretty reasonable..



So IMO our squad is worth close to a cool £13m :cb


:faf::fenlon


:tee hee: You've got Sproule @ half a mill, and kuqi @ 300K - yer as daft as the merrick!

dmc1875
28-09-2012, 04:57 PM
:tee hee: You've got Sproule @ half a mill, and kuqi @ 300K - yer as daft as the merrick!

I was basing it against how much they were worth in comparison the the yam beside them ;)

frazeHFC
28-09-2012, 05:23 PM
I had been so confused as to who Gowser is too........and nice to see Andy Driver's value drop circa £14m in the last year! :greengrin

Hibernia&Alba
28-09-2012, 05:30 PM
Andy Driver for 600K? The same Driver they kb'd 3.5 million for as they wanted 4.5? :faf:

That will be them. Delusions of grandeur are second nature at the PBS. Never mind Real Madrid or Manchester United, the big club fae Gorgie are calling the shots.

Squad value - Minimal

Attendances - Not very representative of those who call themselves the big club

No appeal outside of west Edinburgh, no meaning to anybody beyond.

#FromTheCapital
28-09-2012, 06:25 PM
It's the Paterson 1m that gets me hahahaha. He's played 1 full professional game his whole life and scored a couple of goals. 1m????? Absolute belters the lot of them

McKenzie
28-09-2012, 06:31 PM
HAnlon worth less than Webster, tell me you're on the wind up?!

iwasthere1972
29-09-2012, 07:36 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:

If they knock the last zero off each one then I would agree with them.

hibees 7062
29-09-2012, 08:24 PM
It's the Paterson 1m that gets me hahahaha. He's played 1 full professional game his whole life and scored a couple of goals. 1m????? Absolute belters the lot of them

:faf:

VivaPalmeiras
29-09-2012, 09:13 PM
Disappointed with the thread ;) - thought there would be an analysis shaking the correlation between investment (or lack of) and attendances. I look forwards to this analysis completing shortly now that Vlad has appeared to pull the plug.

frazeHFC
29-09-2012, 10:29 PM
It's the Paterson 1m that gets me hahahaha. He's played 1 full professional game his whole life and scored a couple of goals. 1m????? Absolute belters the lot of them

He has played in every game this season, has some goals and is only 17, and had interest from clubs bigger than Hearts from what i have heard. Not saying the value is right and most of them are laughable but they would be more likely to hold out for £1m from him than most of their other players.

Geo_1875
30-09-2012, 09:08 AM
He has played in every game this season, has some goals and is only 17, and had interest from clubs bigger than Hearts from what i have heard. Not saying the value is right and most of them are laughable but they would be more likely to hold out for £1m from him than most of their other players.

If they hold out for a million for him he'll be at hertz longer than Gary Mackay.

#FromTheCapital
30-09-2012, 09:29 AM
He has played in every game this season, has some goals and is only 17, and had interest from clubs bigger than Hearts from what i have heard. Not saying the value is right and most of them are laughable but they would be more likely to hold out for £1m from him than most of their other players.

Either way 1m isn't the going rate for a 17 year old striker with 2 career goals. Who's to say if he'l be worth that a few years down the line? Could go either way when your that young.

nonshinyfinish
30-09-2012, 09:32 AM
clubs bigger than Hearts

:confused:

hfc rd
30-09-2012, 09:44 AM
The ones that make me laugh are MacDonald, Grainger & Novikovas at £500,000!! Who on this planet would pay that much each for those three. Completely laughable.

Kato
30-09-2012, 09:52 AM
Who on this planet would pay that much each for those three.

Hearts five years ago.

jdships
30-09-2012, 12:56 PM
Just received this from a friend in OZ

Hearts new Motto should be

Whatever you want to do, do it now.
There are only so many tomorrows !!



:greengrin:wink::thumbsup:

Pretty Boy
30-09-2012, 01:00 PM
£500k for Jamie McDonald? £500k for Jamie ****ing McDonald???

Sorry I stopped reading after that because I knew whatever followed couldn't be stupider than that.

He's the worst keeper in the league!

Johnny0762
30-09-2012, 02:49 PM
I decided to wander over to sickbag to see what waffle those lot are spouting these days. Usually avoid it, but glad I didn't today.

What is their obsession with attendances and numbers...? Itís abnormal.

Next, here is an indication of what they think their current squad is worth. Warning - please put down all sharp objects before reading on. The ones in bold:faf:

Ross, switch the SickBack off. It will warp your young mind. :thumbsup:

jacomo
30-09-2012, 04:04 PM
Andy Driver for 600K? The same Driver they kb'd 3.5 million for as they wanted 4.5? :faf:

Epic fail.

iwasthere1972
30-09-2012, 05:32 PM
Are they Football Manager 2011 or 2012 valuations?

JimBHibees
01-10-2012, 12:44 PM
If they hold out for a million for him he'll be at hertz longer than Gary Mackay.

:top marks:hilarious

matty_f
01-10-2012, 12:59 PM
I used to look on cutback a fair amount, quite enjoyed noising them up and that but I've not even so much as clicked on a link to it, never mind actively went out my way to read it for a few years now, and I can heartily recommend this approach as it reduces the amount of fuddery I'm exposed to by a massive amount.

Hibees1173
02-10-2012, 07:49 AM
What the Dafties are failing to see is that anyone they have who could be sellable is probably out of contract at the end of the season, e.g Mcgowan. We have already had Uncle Fester mentioning that any new contracts will be on less pay than they are currently. Its going to to be a long slow death. :thumbsup:

jgl07
02-10-2012, 11:40 PM
What the Dafties are failing to see is that anyone they have who could be sellable is probably out of contract at the end of the season, e.g Mcgowan. We have already had Uncle Fester mentioning that any new contracts will be on less pay than they are currently. Its going to to be a long slow death. :thumbsup:

They are also overlooking the fact that Hearts were unable to pay all their players wages on time in September. What will it be like in October, November and December? The few with any value in Hearts' squad will be walking in the next window.

Caversham Green
03-10-2012, 07:57 AM
What the Dafties are failing to see is that anyone they have who could be sellable is probably out of contract at the end of the season, e.g Mcgowan. We have already had Uncle Fester mentioning that any new contracts will be on less pay than they are currently. Its going to to be a long slow death. :thumbsup:

They've got 14 out of contract at the end of the season, which means they could sign a pre-contract in January making then virtually worthless.

http://www.scotsman.com/edinburgh-evening-news/sport/hearts-directors-say-they-re-working-to-keep-stars-1-2558762