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Waxy
17-09-2012, 08:18 AM
It's going to happen.
Probably at some point over the next 15 years,the last ****bo will close the door and hand the keys to the liquidator.
But what would you put in the hole it will leave.
What will the folks of gorgie need when No more buses stop at the oversize shelter?
A lidl or iceland?
There is really not that much space there.
I'll go for a medical centre for the depressed people in the area.

Jones28
17-09-2012, 08:25 AM
Considering the place is built out of meccano all they'd need to do to turn it into a scrap yard is pull out one bolt and the whole thing would come down.

A scrap yard would also be: more entertaining, more aesthetically pleasing, less of a hazard to public health, have a better balance sheet, be more competitive in the SPL and employ better educated people.

It would benefit the surrounding area far better than tynecastle.

Pretty Boy
17-09-2012, 08:29 AM
A giant warehouse to store all Gary Mackays medals in.

greenginger
17-09-2012, 08:30 AM
Extension to Gorgie Farm, no need for planning application for change of use. :greengrin

HTD1875
17-09-2012, 08:33 AM
Defiantly a lidl, poundland or similar shop something with real gorgie style that would fit it with the local surroundings.


:lolyam:

#FromTheCapital
17-09-2012, 08:33 AM
A football stadium

Hibrandenburg
17-09-2012, 08:35 AM
A huge brothel! So that we can in the future continue to visit Gorgie and deal out a real good shafting. Oh happy days!

Peevemor
17-09-2012, 08:35 AM
It would have to be something which doesn't detract from the luxury hotel and appartments that they built.

Oh! Wait a minute ... :Ummm:

Skanko79
17-09-2012, 08:45 AM
a nursery in honour of craig thomson, graham rix and the rest of the mint chocolate feasts to have graced the hallowed *********** turf.

green glory
17-09-2012, 09:09 AM
A sewage plant to improve the smell of the area.

aljo7-0
17-09-2012, 09:12 AM
A War Memoral.

They won both World Wars on their own don't you know.

jdships
17-09-2012, 09:27 AM
An extension to Dalry Cemetery :greengrin

Mikeystewart
17-09-2012, 09:30 AM
Fruit Market: they sure do need it down that side of town :cb

green glory
17-09-2012, 09:32 AM
A dildo factory for all the f*nnies that live around there.

Www1875hfc
17-09-2012, 10:53 AM
8692

woody47
17-09-2012, 11:11 AM
Surely a long period of time has to be left for any ground that is contaminated :) Maybe would need to ask this question again in a hundred years.

RoYO!
17-09-2012, 11:23 AM
I've always thought they could raise a few bob by selling space on the wrecking ball for our own wee messages! :)

Hibs7
17-09-2012, 11:46 AM
A statue of Vlad the destroyer :greengrin

hibees 7062
17-09-2012, 12:07 PM
A compost heep or 400 000 seats for their fans to watch the games on big screens

HibbyDave
17-09-2012, 01:22 PM
Drive-in Cinema.......showing only footage of hibs matches.

Scouse Hibee
17-09-2012, 02:25 PM
Just leave it to rot even further, no need for planning permission then as it won't alter the character of that ****** hole of an area one bit.

Hibspirational
17-09-2012, 03:47 PM
a new tram depot?

Northernhibee
17-09-2012, 04:15 PM
An infinate amount of Swinies so we can enjoy the demolition of it over and over again :lolyam:

Saorsa
17-09-2012, 04:17 PM
Council dump, already set up for being a dump, just be a case of change of ownership.

CraigHibee
17-09-2012, 04:21 PM
a toilet

Springbank
17-09-2012, 04:55 PM
I'd leave the "notorious" Section N in tact and make it a listed building, on the grounds that it's living proof that even Edinburgh can spawn dangerous right wing extremism, and that this is never acceptable.

Glad we don't have that nonsense at ER

:flag::flag:

hibbiedon
17-09-2012, 05:37 PM
its only logical that they should build a big pink bus stop, what else would you put in front of a pink bus shelter

NAE NOOKIE
17-09-2012, 06:47 PM
HMRC Call centre

MSK
17-09-2012, 06:48 PM
A hole ...

Wembley67
17-09-2012, 06:54 PM
Wallace Mercers epitaph reading....

That didn't quite go to plan.

HIBERNIAN-0762
17-09-2012, 07:04 PM
a toilet

It's that already shirly :wink:

PatHead
17-09-2012, 07:37 PM
The Albert Kidd Shopping Centre

Waxy
17-09-2012, 07:58 PM
The Albert Kidd Shopping CentreHaha oh if i won the Euromillions.
It would be the Albert Kidd something.
There should be an Albert Kidd museum type thing somewhere.

Bostonhibby
17-09-2012, 08:12 PM
A submarine museum?

sauzee1966
17-09-2012, 08:52 PM
has to be a giant Public Toilet...due to the fact that the Planning Application will not need a change of use...and the place is already full of Sh*t and the team is Pi@h

:na na::flag:












It's going to happen.
Probably at some point over the next 15 years,the last ****bo will close the door and hand the keys to the liquidator.
But what would you put in the hole it will leave.
What will the folks of gorgie need when No more buses stop at the oversize shelter?
A lidl or iceland?
There is really not that much space there.
I'll go for a medical centre for the depressed people in the area.

Eyrie
17-09-2012, 09:45 PM
A job centre, so that the Hearts supporters can make a weekly visit.

Tha Cabbage Kid
18-09-2012, 08:51 AM
a bus station and paint it.........................PINK! :greengrin

Ross4356
18-09-2012, 12:24 PM
A 400,000 capacity cemetery

--------
18-09-2012, 12:59 PM
A large, charred smoking crater, with a few girders and bits of wreckage sticking up.

I'd call it "Seven-Zero". :devil:

Monts
18-09-2012, 02:09 PM
A 7up bottling plant

FranckSuzy
18-09-2012, 09:12 PM
A council-run dump. Oh wait........

Waxy
20-09-2012, 02:27 PM
Well it will probably be sooner than i thought now.
A new tax office?

green glory
20-09-2012, 02:52 PM
A marble replica of Easter Road.

EuanH78
20-09-2012, 02:53 PM
A marble replica of Easter Road.

Site isnt big enough :greengrin

:wink:

Kojock
20-09-2012, 03:34 PM
8695

ALF TUPPER
20-09-2012, 04:54 PM
Council dump, already set up for being a dump, just be a case of change of ownership.


Yeah. I'm with you D D. Continue it as a landfill site :agree:

blackpoolhibs
20-09-2012, 07:56 PM
Could we not leave it as it is, make it a museum showing us what football stadiums used to look like in the black and white days?

Hibercelona
20-09-2012, 08:13 PM
Tynecastle won't be knocked down.

It will fall down itself within the next few years.

Albion Hibs
20-09-2012, 09:09 PM
nothing, rip it down and leave a giant hole in the ground for all he jumbos to sit in a scoop their cans of special brew looking back over the champions league dream that vlad provided them with...or at least qualifier to almost get into it.

Alternatively it could be used as a giant media centre to house his favourite profession. i am sure vlad would be delighted at the thought of the monkies and mogli having somewhere to work and play.

Fantic
20-09-2012, 09:44 PM
Flats

18756207
21-09-2012, 01:04 PM
Flats


And call the development TYNIE TIERS.

iwasthere1972
21-09-2012, 04:42 PM
I'd freshen up the area and put in a sewage treatment plant

iwasthere1972
21-09-2012, 04:51 PM
I'd freshen up the area and put in a sewage treatment plant

HibbyAndy
21-09-2012, 04:53 PM
Toilet pan?...Cause that's where they are gawn doon. Tick tock.

green glory
21-09-2012, 05:50 PM
A sacred white dogsh*t. (Remember them?)

HoboHarry
21-09-2012, 06:29 PM
Just a gigantic bed of grass would suffice. Bottle green coloured grass would do nicely.....

Waxy
24-06-2013, 09:45 PM
Becoming more like a reality now.
Think i'd like to see it overgrown with weeds for a few year.

Thecat23
24-06-2013, 09:48 PM
A 50 foot Hibs Crest. So when it's sunny it will be them who will forever be in our shadow!!!

Cauld Bovril
25-06-2013, 12:44 AM
A psychiatric hospital full of delusional patients

NeilOrrSquareBa
25-06-2013, 12:18 PM
A large, charred smoking crater, with a few girders and bits of wreckage sticking up.

I'd call it "Seven-Zero". :devil:

:greengrin

Moon unit
25-06-2013, 05:25 PM
Make it into Washouse...so old Pishy breeks can have some where to wash his draws!..

ManBearPig
25-06-2013, 06:43 PM
A wonga call centre?

Just Alf
25-06-2013, 07:17 PM
Turn it back in to a council dump?.... Of course there's not the same need now-a-days to store manure as previously

Albion Hibs
25-06-2013, 08:34 PM
An annex to east mains for the days when the boys can not be bothered traveling to Tranent.

Bishop Hibee
25-06-2013, 08:36 PM
A peace garden.

LeighLoyal
25-06-2013, 08:38 PM
Wee guy I work with suggested a new sewage works, which just about trumped my caravan park idea.

18/03/07
25-06-2013, 08:55 PM
A Las Vegas style hotel,in the shape of a submarine,worth £50 million

Eyrie
25-06-2013, 09:22 PM
A psychiatric hospital full of delusional patients

It would need 400,000 beds. And Nurse Ratched.

kdhibees1
25-06-2013, 09:25 PM
It would need 400,000 beds. And Nurse Ratched.:thumbsup:


Hullo, hullo, we are the Gorgie, B B B B B B B Billy boys
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTsKoq8sPjrrEkaQfCMrIse9tVdfSUH UauWpgXEtlgJpDAvp6axg

gillythehibby
25-06-2013, 09:26 PM
A drive-in cinema that only shows this on a loop :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

kdhibees1
25-06-2013, 09:28 PM
A drive-in cinema that only shows this on a loop :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Most cringeworthy video ever. Horrible Pathetic Gorgie Tramps!

sidneyhibbie
25-06-2013, 09:29 PM
Duck pond, i like feeding the ducks.

Pretty Boy
25-06-2013, 09:35 PM
A drive-in cinema that only shows this on a loop :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

No matter how often I watch that it still makes me laugh.

'Did he really sign it?'

'Aye, Vlad'

SquashedFrogg
25-06-2013, 10:32 PM
A massive pink bus shelter?

Hibercelona
26-06-2013, 05:26 AM
A massive pink bus shelter?

It would make sense to build something new over it, surely?

steakbake
26-06-2013, 06:24 AM
Maybe just leave it as it is and make it a monument to hubris and delusion?

Hibercelona
26-06-2013, 06:28 AM
Maybe just leave it as it is and make it a monument to hubris and delusion?

Like their delusions, it would eventually come crashing down.

steakbake
26-06-2013, 06:31 AM
Like their delusions, it would eventually come crashing down.

keep the shop though: could sell cupcakes, home brew and face paints?

Hibercelona
26-06-2013, 06:43 AM
keep the shop though: could sell cupcakes, home brew and face paints?

They could sell little gnomes with fat Robbos gutted face molded on. I'd buy one. Just for keep sake.

Keith_M
26-06-2013, 08:11 AM
I would think a memorial garden would be most appropriate.


They are constantly worried about the war memorial at Haymarket so I'd move this to the middle of the garden. I'd then build a memorial for them single handedly winning the second world war and a third for the undercover Hearts heroes that brought an end to the Cold War.

It's a little known fact that the strikes in the Gdansk Shipyards were orchestrated by the guys of the Gorgie Aggro and that Gorbachev was, in fact, a Season Ticket holding Jambo from Oxgangs. The mark on his head was actually some lead paint that dripped on him when he was re-painting the old shed at Tynecastle.

Seveno
26-06-2013, 12:12 PM
I understand that Greggs are interested in the site for a new bakery.

21.05.2016
26-06-2013, 03:38 PM
How about an exhibition centre that shows off the many SPL titles and Champions league trophies won in the Vlad era by the many world cup stars that were brought to hearts by him. The vlad statue can be proudly displayed outside. Bookings only for this exhibition though as 400,000 jambos rushing at once could cause a bit of a stramash!

The Leith Dutch
26-06-2013, 03:47 PM
Likely to be a Tesco surely?

That said - we could set up Hibs tours of the supermarket -

"Over here we have the Cheese counter which, in addition to selling a fine range of speciality cheeses, is situated almost exactly where Alan Gordon headed in Arthur Duncan's cross to make it 7-0 on the 1st of January 1973......Our next stop is the whisky section where you can pick up a lovely Speyside while standing on the spot young Ross Caldwell pinged Scott Robertson's pass into the top corner in the last ever Edinburgh Derby in 2013 thereby ensuring eternal bragging rights for the club that would not die."