The Official Hibernian F.C. Transfer Deadline Day Thread ~ Version 2.0 (In 1, Out 5)

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Hello, hi and hello.

It's that time again; following on from the orgasmic Transfer Deadline Day of 31st January, we're now on the precipice of the summer window where we can all collectively rip the heid aff it as we plunder the bargain basement for diminutive African full-backs, LOI rejects and Hondurans with bullet wounds.

I will be stationed at home armed with Sky Sports News, Twitter, Facebook, my trusty mobile, BBC Sport and several of your more established gentlemans websites.

Supplies update - A tub of Pringles, 2 litres of Irn-Bru, McCoys and Quavers, ingredients for a plethora of toasties and for the first time ever on a Transfer Deadline Day, beer! Beer in the shape of Stella Artois and Budweiser and also champagne in the fridge should we sign Paddy McCourt.

We will rely on some solid, amusing contributions from Nonshinyfinish as well as regular updates from Scoopyboy, Brooster, Silverhibee and our own Deadline Day Hero bigmo. Look out for duplicate posts from TQM, season ticket threats from Mikey and self-hatred from FalkirkHibby.

All in all, it promises to be another belter.

So upwards and onwards to tomorrow, Transfer Deadline Day. Or Friday if you're a Hearts fan.

[CallumLaidlaw]

YAAS!! Like I just posted on Facebook, it's like Christmas eve, but jim White is Santa.

Unfortunately I'm working till 4.30, but will have 6 hours of SSN, twitter feeds, Hibs.net, and maybe sportsound if they're doing a special.

[Hibbylad86]

Here we go! All summer I have been waiting for Pedantic's deadline day musings. Can we beat the January window thread? I hope so, there is room in vault for this felly!

[Mikey]

Christmas comes but twice a year and tomorrow's one of them.

Can't believe you've only got one tub of Pringles. You might want to get another tub when you nip out for more fags after getting through your first 60.

[Hibs7]

Thank god it's no Friday 13th

[The_Todd]

What's the weather like at East Mains?


Am I doing this right?

[ScottB]

Christmas comes but twice a year and tomorrow's one of them.

Can't believe you've only got one tub of Pringles. You might want to get another tub when you nip out for more fags after getting through your first 60.

I tore through a whole tube last Friday night while playing Poker, then discovered that each tube is about 1,000 calories...

We want PD to last till midnight don't we? :greengrin

[Mikey]

Or Friday if you're a Hearts fan.

Could be Black Friday. Vlad might fancy cashing in on these two mutants.............

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/rangers/188003-rangers-fail-in-bid-for-hearts-pair-ryan-mcgowan-and-david-templeton/

This'll keep us amused tomorrow.

[Col2]

I'm pumped and considering a sickie for tomorrow.

My wife thinks we are going out for a few drinks tomorrow night while her mum looks after the kids. I have just told her its maybe fairer to let her mum go home early and even gained browny points (which i am going to need) Now I need to find a way of introducing SSN, IPad and the radio into the evening.....

I may not sleep tonight..

[Jack]

I think we should all find a room with subdued lighting and to chill with an extra cold whatsit.

Back room of Tamson's from six.

[Mikey]

A little bit of housekeeping. Shamelessly pinched from Callum's post on the PM Board :greengrin .................


Just to confirm -

Scottish deadline is midnight, SPL closing their window an hour earlier at 11pm. Players need to be registered by 5pm to play this weekend.

Might as well do some housekeeping tonight as I'll be doing **** all tomorrow. If I get out of this seat it'll be to empty my colostomy bag. I may solve that problem by replacing it with a bin bag.

[Hibby D]

Christmas comes but twice a year and tomorrow's one of them.

Can't believe you've only got one tub of Pringles. You might want to get another tub when you nip out for more fags after getting through your first 60.


I have a humungous box of Thorntons, 6 bottles of Champagne, several bottles of Prosecco, a bag of dolly mixtures....

And one very cold bottle of Midnight Sun :na na:

[Mikey]

And one very cold bottle of Midnight Sun :na na:

You need to be having that at room temperature :wink:

I've still got two here :na na:

[R'Albin]

Having to explain to my mates that I cannot possibly go out tomorrow night because Hibs MIGHT be signing someone, and that I wish to discuss this with my fellow Hibs fans on .net whilst occasionally glancing at my TV screen and getting slightly aroused over a middle-aged man shouting out deadline day clichés.

They didn't enquire any more, so I think they accept my reasons :agree:

[Benny Brazil]

Hello, hi and hello.

It's that time again; following on from the orgasmic Transfer Deadline Day of 31st January, we're now on the precipice of the summer window where we can all collectively rip the heid aff it as we plunder the bargain basement for diminutive African full-backs, LOI rejects and Hondurans with bullet wounds.

I will be stationed at home armed with Sky Sports News, Twitter, Facebook, my trusty mobile, BBC Sport and several of your more established gentlemans websites.

Supplies update - A tub of Pringles, 2 litres of Irn-Bru, McCoys and Quavers, ingredients for a plethora of toasties and for the first time ever on a Transfer Deadline Day, beer! Beer in the shape of Stella Artois and Budweiser and also champagne in the fridge should we sign Paddy McCourt.

We will rely on some solid, amusing contributions from Nonshinyfinish as well as regular updates from Scoopyboy, Brooster, Silverhibee and our own Deadline Day Hero bigmo. Look out for duplicate posts from TQM, season ticket threats from Mikey and self-hatred from FalkirkHibby.

All in all, it promises to be another belter.

So upwards and onwards to tomorrow, Transfer Deadline Day. Or Friday if you're a Hearts fan.

Ahhhhh - the world makes sense again - PH TDD thread is back :aok:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Has the bevvy of beauties that are usually lined up to chuckle at Jims orgasmic utterances been announced yet?

Its always good to have something else on screen to keep you occupied on the rare occasions when SSN has nothing to announce. I do realise these occasions are rarer than someone finding a lettuce in that fat jambo bint with the get vlad out banners fridge.

[muzzhfc]

Having to explain to my mates that I cannot possibly go out tomorrow night because Hibs MIGHT be signing someone, and that I wish to discuss this with my fellow Hibs fans on .net whilst occasionally glancing at my TV screen and getting slightly aroused over a middle-aged man shouting out deadline day clichés.

They didn't enquire any more, so I think they accept my reasons :agree:

they arent your friends if they dont understand. no man should have to expain to another man the importance of transfer deadline day

[SteveHFC]

Look out for duplicate posts from TQM

:faf::faf:

[frazeHFC]

My mum booked me a haircut tomorrow afternoon. What the **** was she playing at? :bitchy: I would continue the trend of saying this is one day when you tell everyone to piss off and leave you alone, but it would be no different to any other day in my world. Bring on a signing!

[TrickyNicky]

I've just seen an 85 Mercedes 250SL park outside Easter Road, anyone know if we're trialling a German ?

[TrickyNicky]

My mum booked me a haircut tomorrow afternoon. What the **** was she playing at? :bitchy: I would continue the trend of saying this is one day when you tell everyone to piss off and leave you alone, but it would be no different to any other day in my world. Bring on a signing!

Have you tried telling her you're old enough to vote and also old enough to book your own haircuts?

[frazeHFC]

Have you tried telling her you're old enough to vote and also old enough to book your own haircuts?


I'll do that when i leave home.......oops, a year late!

[TrickyNicky]

Update from Camp Petrie.

7:15pm :Mr Petrie has arrived home, parking his vehicle in the driveway, he reversed in this evening, normally he drives straight in.

7:23pm :Mr Petrie has changed into his pyjamas and housecoat, the usual cravat with the deep blue tones and flashes of ochre paisley is ever present.

7:45pm : Home Delivery in the form of Thai food has just arrived. ( in Thailand I believe they call it " food " ).

7:46pm : Mr Petrie has tipped the delivery guy 50p - he actually dropped it and closed the door in the young man's face as he bent down to pick it up for him. ( shouts of " git the plates in the oven, ye ken ah hate cold, spicy food" were heard also).

8:25pm : Silhouettes of Mr and Mrs Petrie can be seen in the upstairs room, what appears to be some form of Kama Sutra shadow-puppets game is being played - this is something I've never seen on Transfer Deadline Eve before, maybe we are signing a Hindu:dunno:.

9:45pm : Sorry, lost 1 hour and 20 minutes there due to the ruckus at Chez Petrie, we contemplating calling Amnesty International at one point.

10:15pm: Nothing to report.

11:15pm: The phone rang but no raised voices.

[Aldo]

I may or may not be inside Easter Road tomorrow... :wink:

Nice one. (PS make sure you bloody are) ;-)

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Christmas comes but twice a year and tomorrow's one of them.

Can't believe you've only got one tub of Pringles. You might want to get another tub when you nip out for more fags after getting through your first 60.

Wise words, Michael.

I completely forgot about my Gregg's order as well. There'll be an absolute feast of food and transfers in a few hours, I can guarantee it!

[Aldo]

I may be helping out tomorrow, if I am then it means we have a signing to announce and I'd be helping film the interview. If I'm not called in then the chances of us making a signing are slim. I can't guarantee if I'll post out of respect for the club though, but still I hope I am able to play a part in the deadline day at Easter Road or on the thread.

Gid man!! I am sure you'll do us all proud . ;-)

[Brooster]

PH, no fags included in your supplies?

[Matty_Jack04]

Day off work...boy to school gym then back home for SSN iPad pc and radio nothing is getting by me today!



Fingers crossed Natalie sawyer is deadline jim's wing man this evening!


Michael Owen is up and about saying he has interest from 2 big European teams and hel see how today pans out so expect him to be signing for stoke within hours

[ALF TUPPER]

Sustainance required here too......

So just headed out now to try to find some supplies for the day from Mr Gupta's boutique on the corner. It will require some military strategy to step over the jakies, battle with the alkies, avoid the gaggles (?) of overweight single mums (in their green and white hoops) intent on prowling the streets hopelessly trying to identify their kid's fathers. Avoiding the staggering union jacked individuals screaming "no surrendahhhh" in the faces of 80 year old women who are out taking their tartan shopping trollies for a walk, the known judas-huns kicking their dogs up and down the street hoping they can convince someone they have always supported Partick Thistle and......

Thats just to get to the end of my path....!!!




Keep me posted on developments guys please - its gonna be a lonnnnnng day here :aok:

[Titch]

http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?244447-The-Official-Hibernian-F-C-Transfer-Deadline-Day-Thread-Version-2-0&p=3345038#post3345038

[SouthMoroccoStu]

I can see three new faces coming in

At least one that we all know.......

[nonshinyfinish]

I can see three new faces coming in

At least one that we all know.......

Antonio Murray? :hyper:

I'm off to work now, will pick up supplies on my way home and dive into what should by then be a sprawling masterpiece of a thread. Hibs better keep their powder dry until the late afternoon - don't ruin this for me Petrie.

[lyonhibs]

On a Friday as well. Well, I'm in Switzerland, where you have to donate a small part of a vital organ to pay for Pringles, and they are all too busy hoarding Nazi gold and ringing church bells every ****ing 15 minutes to bother with such key events in the Western calendar as transfer deadline day.

So, ESPN America Sportscentre on the box (not that I'll get anything other than a diet of rounders and rugby for sissies on that), glued to .net and BBC Sport on the internet. I trust the usual suspects will keep us "out in the sticks" Hibbies well up to date in the usual classy and erudite fashion.

Time for Jim White to earn his corn, and can I just say that if either of those Hearts toleys go to The Rangers FC 2012, I will implode with laughter.

[Curly1875]

http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?244447-The-Official-Hibernian-F-C-Transfer-Deadline-Day-Thread-Version-2-0&p=3345038#post3345038

Threadception! :O

[lyonhibs]

Threadception! :O

Wait until about 10.59pm tonight. This thread will make the plot of Inception seem about as complex as a nursery rhyme.

De Jong to AC Milan seemingly. Is that the first, new, transfer on the .net Deadline Day thread??
If so, and I'll defer to Pedantic Hibby on this, but I think that merits an award of some sort.

[Hainan Hibs]

I'd promised to myself have a productive day after a "what are you doing with your life" moment with the mirror last night, but I've decided to give the weekend an early start instead:agree:.


The girlfriend can also forget about a reservation at a restaurant tonight, there's no way I'm missing .net meltdown if Kevin Thomshun signs on loan:agree:

[McKenzie]

Fat Charlie away to Stoke, Bendnter away to Juventus

[renato]

Is 'bollah outside east mains yet?

[lyonhibs]

A little bit of housekeeping. Shamelessly pinched from Callum's post on the PM Board :greengrin .................



Might as well do some housekeeping tonight as I'll be doing **** all tomorrow. If I get out of this seat it'll be to empty my colostomy bag. I may solve that problem by replacing it with a bin bag.

Boy on SSN just said the deals had to be done by noon today to be eligible for the weekend. Is that just the EPL do we think?

[sadtom]

YAAS!! Like I just posted on Facebook, it's like Christmas eve, but jim White is Santa.

Unfortunately I'm working till 4.30, but will have 6 hours of SSN, twitter feeds, Hibs.net, and maybe sportsound if they're doing a special.

Was that a typo? Or are you dyslexic?

Jim Whyte is SATAN!

[GordonHFC]

Boy on SSN just said the deals had to be done by noon today to be eligible for the weekend. Is that just the EPL do we think?

Read somewhere our deadline for registration was 5.00pm

[stokesmessiah]

Read somewhere our deadline for registration was 5.00pm


Yeah if they want to play this weekend then they need to be registered by 5pm for the SPL.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

This is PH reporting for duty. I've yet to make the Gregg's run but fags have been procured and I'm currently sipping a coffee. SSN has been turned on and I will shortly be setting up camp with all my various needs and wishes.

[LancsHibs]

Right let the fun begin:greengrin down to business...

The latest name on the rumours site is Celtic's young Nigerian midfielder Rabiu Ibrahim to us on loan:dunno:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Alex Hammond on the SSN hotdesk, a welcome view this morning.

[lyonhibs]

Yeah if they want to play this weekend then they need to be registered by 5pm for the SPL.

1st mention of the window "slamming shut". Is it too early to start drinking?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

1st mention of the window "slamming shut". Is it too early to start drinking?

No, absolutely not.

[ScottB]

Annoyingly I have to go to a wedding today, so I will be relying on this thread to keep me in the know, along with the BBC mobile site.

[scoopyboy]

This is PH reporting for duty. I've yet to make the Gregg's run but fags have been procured and I'm currently sipping a coffee. SSN has been turned on and I will shortly be setting up camp with all my various needs and wishes.

Go on me old son.

[IanM]

SPOTTED!

Jim Leighton at Waverley Station not 10 minutes ago.. granted it's not much of a rumour but its a start

[Famous5forever]

I Seen Don Teflon in his car at ten past 7 this morning looked like he was heading into work early the day just sayin.

[lyonhibs]

No, absolutely not.

If Templeton signs for Rangers, I'll be on the bevy instanter. Sally McCoist classing Templeton's goal last night as an o.g.

Tekkers.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

If we sign Paddy McCourt I'll get my eyebrows threaded. Fact.

[Craig_in_Prague]

Annoyingly I have to go to a wedding today, so I will be relying on this thread to keep me in the know, along with the BBC mobile site.

Congratulations though :-))

[ScottB]

Congratulations though :-))

Haha I'll take the congrats as being for my not getting married today ;)

[Chuck Rhoades]

Wasting your time, we won't sign anyone today.

£25 to Dnipro appeal bets that...

[CallumLaidlaw]

Ryan Stevenson having medical at hearts

[Duffys13]

Ryan Stevenson having medical at hearts

I thought he said it made him ill being there previously with all the wage stuff. Wouldn't suprise me though same thing with Webster

[Pedantic_Hibee]

The Merricks will have to revise history again.

[Mikey]

Remember that you can use i-spy to follow this thread if you want............

http://www.hibs.net/vaispy.php

If you subscribe to the thread and then select subscribed threads only in i-spy you'll only see this one.

[Frazerbob]

The Merricks will have to revise history again.

Let the back tracking begin.

:lolyam:

[davcar]

Hope the squad and staff are preparing for the match tomorrow before Fenlon goes nuts on the transfer market this afternoon!

[Craig_in_Prague]

Ryan Stevenson having medical at hearts

Hope he earns more than he did before, what a joke though.

Walking out on a club and then returning to them. Pathetic.

[TamHibs]

Had to bring the spare TV through so I can play my mates at Fifa whilst keeping an eye on SSN :D

[Judas Iscariot]

Hope he earns more than he did before, what a joke though.

Walking out on a club and then returning to them. Pathetic.


I hope he doesn't!

What a classless, ugly welt :agree:

[Craig_in_Prague]

I hope he doesn't!

What a classless, ugly welt :agree:

I want them to keep over spending!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Pedantic embarks on the first munch for today.............

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/420078_3745584401532_1463202558_n.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Ryan Stevenson prepares to undergo his medical in Edinburgh prior to making a hilarious return to the club that made him and his wife ill.

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/309/b/0/tattooed_lady_by_mealymonsterland-d328eyp.jpg

[Judas Iscariot]

Ryan Stevenson prepares to undergo his medical in Edinburgh prior to making a hilarious return to the club that made him and his wife ill.

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2010/309/b/0/tattooed_lady_by_mealymonsterland-d328eyp.jpg


:faf:

[Craig_in_Prague]

ryan stevenson prepares to undergo his medical in edinburgh prior to making a hilarious return to the club that made him and his wife ill.

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/pre/i/2010/309/b/0/tattooed_lady_by_mealymonsterland-d328eyp.jpg

pmsl !

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Jay Spearing cuts short summer holiday as he is set for move to Bolton

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/picture/chiomon1/Midget.png

[LeighLoyal]

Any chance Deek coming back? I'd be happy if that was the only add.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/20120831/pats-window-update_2262950_2905768

Pat's Transfer Window Update........he sounds as excited as me.

[Mikey]

Thank goodness for that surfing update from young Alex on SSN. The boatload of LoI rejects making their way to East Mains are in for a smooth journey.

[s.a.m]

Hibernian FC‏@HibernianFCClub Good morning, please stay tuned to the official Hibernian Twitter for all the latest transfer news before the closure of the window #hibees (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23hibees)

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Rafael van der Vaart set to move to Hamburg to be closer to his wife.

His wife, Sylvie, of course, looks like this.........

http://celeb-face.com/albums/celebrities/u/6/Sylvie-Van-der-Vaart/Sylvie-Van-der-Vaart-928.jpg

My word. I say. Good grief.

[johncrobertson@]

Ryan McGivern Defender possible loan from Man City - reported on Sky Sports

[DaveF]

Ryan McGivern Defender possible loan from Man City - reported on Sky Sports

He's Oirish so get him signed up!

[JustSimplyHibs]

Pat Fenlon

'We've had something like that in the last 48 hours, where someone has been put to us who we didn't think we could get, but we'll see how it goes'

Kevin Thomson? :devil:

[Jim44]

I've just seen an 85 Mercedes 250SL park outside Easter Road, anyone know if we're trialling a German ?

I think Nuremberg is where most Germans are trialled. Oops, I didn't mean to mention the war.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

SSN Presenter Update - There's a buxom blonde wench now on the hot desk. Today is just getting better and better and better and better.

[Mikey]

SSN Presenter Update - There's a buxom blonde wench now on the hot desk. Today is just getting better and better and better and better.

Who's on with Jim Whyte later on? Is it HibbyAndy's burd??

[Wilson]

Rafael van der Vaart set to move to Hamburg to be closer to his wife.

His wife, Sylvie, of course, looks like this.........

http://celeb-face.com/albums/celebrities/u/6/Sylvie-Van-der-Vaart/Sylvie-Van-der-Vaart-928.jpg

My word. I say. Good grief.

She looks a bit cross...

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Who's on with Jim Whyte later on? Is it HibbyAndy's burd??

SSN could roll out all of their totty at the one time but if big Jim is presenting he's the only one I'll be looking at.

Look at those eyes, just look at those eyes!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9dgcgDUa_64/Tiuz4dkZTnI/AAAAAAAAAKw/bNS0bvLZ7oo/s1600/Sky-Sports-News-Presenters-Jim-White_2497317.jpg

The gaze that launched a billion orgasms. Fap-tastic.

[JimBHibees]

Ryan McGivern Defender possible loan from Man City - reported on Sky Sports

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12691/8036324/Hibs-target-City-defender

Think he is a left back though not sure if he can cover centre half also. Northern Irish international

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_McGivern_(footballer)

[Heedersnvolleys]

http://www.hibernianfc.co.uk/news/20120831/pats-window-update_2262950_2905768

Pat's Transfer Window Update........he sounds as excited as me.

"You always get a call late on to say: Would you be interested in this one? And you say well I didn't think he'd be available, but yes definitely.
"We've had something like that in the last 48 hours where someone has been put to us who we didn't think we could get, but we'll see how it goes.

PF you are such tease:devil:

[Jim44]

Any chance Deek coming back? I'd be happy if that was the only add.

That arguably would be as funny as Ryan Stephenson going back to the PBS.

[alfie]

Well that's the diet out of the window! First pack of cheese and onion McCoy's munched and it's only 10 o'clock. Shame work isnt busy and I've got nothing better to do than watch this thread... :wink:

[Jones28]

Having just read the first official transfer thread I am absolutely delighted I can see this one! Missed out in January due to a house move. Been pmsl already!!

[Pretty Boy]

"You always get a call late on to say: Would you be interested in this one? And you say well I didn't think he'd be available, but yes definitely.
"We've had something like that in the last 48 hours where someone has been put to us who we didn't think we could get, but we'll see how it goes.

PF you are such tease:devil:

Thomson? McFadden? Stokes? Messi? O'Donovan?

The possibilities are endless.

[BT58]

Dempsey for aston villa,,, fee agreed,, not signed tho

[Pretty Boy]

Well that's the diet out of the window! First pack of cheese and onion McCoy's munched and it's only 10 o'clock. Shame work isnt busy and I've got nothing better to do than watch this thread... :wink:

I'm doing ok on the food front. Had a couple too many watching the Scousers last night so not hungry as of yet.

Girlfriends currently telling me to shift stuff as we move house today but I've got my priorities right!

[SheriffLobo]

SSN could roll out all of their totty at the one time but if big Jim is presenting he's the only one I'll be looking at.

Look at those eyes, just look at those eyes!!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9dgcgDUa_64/Tiuz4dkZTnI/AAAAAAAAAKw/bNS0bvLZ7oo/s1600/Sky-Sports-News-Presenters-Jim-White_2497317.jpg

The gaze that launched a billion orgasms. Fap-tastic.

Brilliant, but how is he so good?

[edwards]

Ryan Stevenson having medical at hearts

No danger would Vlad let him anywhere near swinney,on the well site he had a medical with them.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

My dilemmas currently centre around whether to have a fag or whether to make a gargantuan munch.

So far I've only managed a cup of coffee and two fags. A slow start from PH. If we sign a player before 12pm I'm making trifle, f*** it!! :aok:

[HibeeSince82]

Stuck at work but decided to do as little as possible and just refresh this page and twitter.

Heres hoping for a big name today!

:pfgwa:pfgwa

[Mikey]

No danger would Vlad let him anywhere near swinney..............

Agree with that. Here's Swinney telling Vlad to **** off....................

8641

[CallumLaidlaw]

No danger would Vlad let him anywhere near swinney,on the well site he had a medical with them.

Strange cos mcglynn has confirmed it

[Mikey]

My dilemmas currently centre around whether to have a fag or whether to make a gargantuan munch.

So far I've only managed a cup of coffee and two fags. A slow start from PH. If we sign a player before 12pm I'm making trifle, f*** it!! :aok:

I've had a curry. Keep up man.

[lyonhibs]

My dilemmas currently centre around whether to have a fag or whether to make a gargantuan munch.

So far I've only managed a cup of coffee and two fags. A slow start from PH. If we sign a player before 12pm I'm making trifle, f*** it!! :aok:

Mankind's toughest choice surely?

Just off to put on some laundry and do some washing up. I'd better not miss anything big in the next 15 minutes

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Brilliant, but how is he so good?

James was born for days like these.

You can guarantee when he woke up this morning that if he was offered a night of drunken debauchery with Kelly Brook and Cheryl Cole or a stint on the hotdesk wearing a freshly starched shirt whilst shouting at the camera, he'd choose the latter.

See, that's the thing with James, eyes on the prize, you just know he has an unwavering erection for all things Deadline Day and nothing will get in his way, not even two nubile beauties such as the aforementioned.

I'm looking forward tremendously to him making yet another solid contribution to the end stages of today. These other presenters are fodder, warm-up acts to keep us interested until the main event. James is prime-time and don't you all forget it!

[Green Man]

I've already got the bulk of my work for today out the way. Now I can turn my attention to the really important stuff. This page on iSpy and the BBC and Guardian pages on auto-refresh :thumbsup:

[Pretty Boy]

Do you know who piss me off on deadline day?

Man Utd. For such a big club they never sign anybody exciting at the last minute. They are like the counter balance of Spurs under Redknapp.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Blooming hell, Danny Rose is joining Sunderland on a year long loan.........where did that stem from?

[Jim44]

The main message I see there is that we might be targetting unknown players from the lower leagues, despite his wee tease sbout last minute phone calls offering Messiesque type players.

[scuttle]

Blooming hell, Danny Rose is joining Sunderland on a year long loan.........where did that stem from?


He will be a thorn in the flesh for the opposition

[MWHIBBIES]

Do you know who piss me off on deadline day?

Man Utd. For such a big club they never sign anybody exciting at the last minute. They are like the counter balance of Spurs under Redknapp.Didn't the sign Berbatov on the last day a few years ago? You are right though, especially about Spurs, wont be the same without 'arry in his car keeping us up to date at the training ground gates :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Harry Redknapp has no doubt set up his own Transfer Deadline Day Thread on the Spurs fans website. He'll not want to miss a day like today.

Michael Essien linked with Arsenal. Great wee player. He also sleeps for roughly 12-14 hours per day. True story.

[lyonhibs]

Not necessarily the best sign when the guy from Swansea is interviewed about their new signing Hernandez and says he is "apparently a bit of a dribbler".

Presumably they're sure of this by now, unless they've been done up a kipper by a fine piece of DVD editing à la Zarabi.

[Pretty Boy]

Didn't the sign Berbatov on the last day a few years ago? You are right though, especially about Spurs, wont be the same without 'arry in his car keeping us up to date at the training ground gates :greengrin

He's probably still got his 'eye on one or two'. For his fantasy football team if nothing else.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

'I WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/6/13/1339623798461/Harry-Redknapp-008.jpg

[alfie]

And today is a blue moon, so come on Pat and get someone in 'out of the blue' :greengrin

[lyonhibs]

'I WANT TO PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/6/13/1339623798461/Harry-Redknapp-008.jpg

Redknapp hears of Hearts' deadline day plans to sign a World Cup player

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[NAE NOOKIE]

Last day of my fortnights holiday and this is the most exciting thing thats happened.

I wont get away with following this thread all day though. I said to my partner in January " I'm just staying up till the window shuts " to which she replied " well I hope you dont expect me to do it, get off yer fat arse and shut it yourself"

Me .... " You dont understand, I'm hoping we'll get somebody in before midnight "

Her ...." If anybody comes to the door at this hour I'm not answering it "

Me .... " You dont understand. We need a wide man and a striker "

Her ... " Why do we need a fat bloke? and you know I dont agree with industrial action "

Me .... " You dont understand .. this is about footb ... "

Her ... " I'm away to bed .. mind and shut that window you were on about "


Slam !!!

[Hibbyradge]

He will be a thorn in the flesh for the opposition

Until he leaves.

[Pretty Boy]

Didn't the sign Berbatov on the last day a few years ago? You are right though, especially about Spurs, wont be the same without 'arry in his car keeping us up to date at the training ground gates :greengrin

He's probably still got his 'eye on one or two'. For his fantasy football team if nothing else.

[Green Man]

Paul Caddis tells BBC Wiltshire he's going on a season-long loan to Birmingham.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

He's probably still got his 'eye on one or two'. For his fantasy football team if nothing else.

WE HAVE A REPEAT!!

TQM, is that you?

[grunt]

brian mclauchlin‏@BBCBMcLauchlin Hibs are hoping to make two signings today. Probable news of these late afternoon. More soon @bbcsportsound (http://www.hibs.net/bbcsportsound)

[SheriffLobo]

James was born for days like these.

You can guarantee when he woke up this morning that if he was offered a night of drunken debauchery with Kelly Brook and Cheryl Cole or a stint on the hotdesk wearing a freshly starched shirt whilst shouting at the camera, he'd choose the latter.

See, that's the thing with James, eyes on the prize, you just know he has an unwavering erection for all things Deadline Day and nothing will get in his way, not even two nubile beauties such as the aforementioned.

I'm looking forward tremendously to him making yet another solid contribution to the end stages of today. These other presenters are fodder, warm-up acts to keep us interested until the main event. James is prime-time and don't you all forget it!

Sorry, was an attempt at humour by paraphrasing the old Brian Laudrup interview.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Sorry, was an attempt at humour by paraphrasing the old Brian Laudrup interview.

I know, I did mean to make reference to it but I got caught up in my very own Jim White Lovefest and went off on a throbbing tangent :cb

[grunt]

Patrick McPartlin‏@p_mcpartlin#ManchesterCity (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23ManchesterCity) left-back Ryan McGivern has travelled to Edinburgh for a medical and talks with #Hibs (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23Hibs).

[12AlbionPlace]

Patrick McPartlin‏@p_mcpartlin#ManchesterCity (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23ManchesterCity) left-back Ryan McGivern has travelled to Edinburgh for a medical and talks with #Hibs (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23Hibs).

Far too tall:wink:

[blackpoolhibs]

Talksport reporting David Villa going to Man City from Barcalona, wow?

[Hibee87]

Far too tall:wink:

interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_McGivern_(footballer) says he can play left back or centre half 6'2, seems like what we need :thumbsup:

[paul_hfc3]

Redknapp hears of Hearts' deadline day plans to sign a World Cup player

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Hahaha Quality!! :top marks

[Pretty Boy]

Patrick McPartlin‏@p_mcpartlin#ManchesterCity (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23ManchesterCity) left-back Ryan McGivern has travelled to Edinburgh for a medical and talks with #Hibs (http://www.hibs.net/search/?src=hash&q=%23Hibs).


Sick of us signing players from these no mark clubs like Man City.

Petrie!!!

[green glory]

interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_McGivern_(footballer) says he can play left back or centre half 6'2, seems like what we need :thumbsup:

And hopefully that's the last we'll see of Stephens.

[Green Man]

BBC Scotland's Brian Mclauchlin on Twitter: "Hearts have turned down offers from Rangers for Templeton and McGowan. The offer made combined was less than £1 million."

[Scooter]

interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_McGivern_(footballer) says he can play left back or centre half 6'2, seems like what we need :thumbsup:

31 appearances from Bristol city last season

[matty_f]

Scott smith joining Jordan forster on loan at east fife.

[lyonhibs]

BBC Scotland's Brian Mclauchlin on Twitter: "Hearts have turned down offers from Rangers for Templeton and McGowan. The offer made combined was less than £1 million."

In fairness, that is a piss take of an offer from Rangers.

[matty_f]

In fairness, that is a piss take of an offer from Rangers.

:thumbsup:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Two cheese and chicken rolls, three McVities Chocolate Digestives with Ready Salted and Salt n' Vinegar McCoys, Quavers and a packet of Frazzles. All washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Transfer Deadline Day breakfast, is served!!

[Pedantic_Hibee]

In fairness, that is a piss take of an offer from Rangers.

Wee Lesbian features is out of contract at the end of the year though so they won't get as much dollar as they would like for they two cretins.

[Matty_Jack04]

Just back in the hub....briefly before I can settle de Jong to Milan is a big one also just saw del peiro has signed for Sydney fc ....

Also cannae believe the brass kneck on sevco bidding a pittance for the yam players

[Stevie Reid]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Two cheese and chicken rolls, three McVities Chocolate Digestives with Ready Salted and Salt n' Vinegar McCoys, Quavers and a packet of Frazzles. All washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Transfer Deadline Day breakfast, is served!!

What kind of cheese and was it proper chicken or chicken roll?

Decent scran regardless, likes.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

What kind of cheese and was it proper chicken or chicken roll?

Decent scran regardless, likes.

Two cheese slices on each roll as well as sliced wafer thin chicken. An effortless, yet satisfying munch it has to be said.

[Mikey]

Scott smith joining Jordan forster on loan at east fife.

So does that count as 1 out then for today's total? And if so should we be including Forster in that total??

I'm confused :greengrin

[Derek Dougan]

***Just In*** QPR sign Jessie J. Mark Hughes says she'll bring some much needed balls to the defence.

[matty_f]

So does that count as 1 out then for today's total? And if so should we be including Forster in that total??

I'm confused :greengrin

Me an' aw.

[Mikey]

Two cheese slices on each roll as well as sliced wafer thin chicken. An effortless, yet satisfying munch it has to be said.

You're going to end up needing to go for a huge Henry Smith later on and you'll miss a signing :tsk tsk:

[Stevie Reid]

Two cheese slices on each roll as well as sliced wafer thin chicken. An effortless, yet satisfying munch it has to be said.

So simple yet, so braw.

[sambajustice]

This is nae use!

I'm on holiday next week, got a pile of work to get through but all i'm going to achieve today is constantly hitting the refresh button!

Why does this deadline day have to be on a Friday??


Petrie!!!!!!!!! :grr:

[Mikey]

This is nae use!

I'm on holiday next week, got a pile of work to get through but all i'm going to achieve today is constantly hitting the refresh button!

Why does this deadline day have to be on a Friday??


Petrie!!!!!!!!! :grr:

i-spy :wink:

http://www.hibs.net/vaispy.php

[Pedantic_Hibee]

You're going to end up needing to go for a huge Henry Smith later on and you'll miss a signing :tsk tsk:

Oh ye of little faith, Mikey. Anything goes on Transfer Deadline Day so I'll quite comfortably shart in my briefs all day if I have to.

The only time I expect to leave the house is to make a 500 metre dash to Gregg's.

[Matty_Jack04]

Adam rooney to Swindon on loan.....petrie!!!

[happiehibbie]

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8036324/Hibs-target-City-defender

[stokesmessiah]

i-spy :wink:

http://www.hibs.net/vaispy.php

How do you subscribe to a thread on Ispy?

[Mikey]

How do you subscribe to a thread on Ispy?

Thread Tools, top right-ish.

[Stevie Reid]

Two cheese slices on each roll as well as sliced wafer thin chicken. An effortless, yet satisfying munch it has to be said.

Do you have any strong opinions on crisp sannies/crisp rolls, btw?

I'm very much in favour, they are also quick to assemble and usually hit the spot.

[RyeSloan]

interesting http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_McGivern_(footballer) says he can play left back or centre half 6'2, seems like what we need :thumbsup:


OK I know fans can be poor at judging players but the Bristol City fans do not have a good word to say about this boy....slow, raw and maybe good enough for League 1 was there summation....

[stokesmessiah]

Do you have any strong opinions on crisp sannies/crisp rolls, btw?

I'm very much in favour, they are also quick to assemble and usually hit the spot.

Good shout, personal favorite of mines is a sizzling king prawn mccoys roll. Go on you know you want to.

[silverhibee]

This is PH reporting for duty. I've yet to make the Gregg's run but fags have been procured and I'm currently sipping a coffee. SSN has been turned on and I will shortly be setting up camp with all my various needs and wishes.


A wee something to put a smile on your face this morning.



http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/OllieLong/Melissa_Theuriau_1.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Do you have any strong opinions on crisp sannies/crisp rolls, btw?

I'm very much in favour, they are also quick to assemble and usually hit the spot.

I am particularly in favour of Walkers Squares on a sandwich/roll with a dollop of salad cream on it. Simple yet utterly effective. It's one of life's serene pleasures.

I've not really experimented with other crisps on rolls I have to admit, I took a considered choice to trial Walkers Squares initially and I've either pigeon-holed myself and restricted my pleasures or I've quite simply, by fluke somewhat, achieved the pinnacle of crisp/roll interplay on my first attempt.

For reference, any one of the three main flavours are suitable for this magnificent snack although the cheese and onion is a perennial favourite in Pedantic Towers.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

A wee something to put a smile on your face this morning.



http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i114/OllieLong/Melissa_Theuriau_1.jpg

Why did I have to have the laptop on my lap when I opened that image? Anyone know a plasterer who can mend a ceiling?

[Mikey]

I am particularly in favour of Walkers Squares on a sandwich/roll with a dollop of salad cream on it. Simple yet utterly effective. It's one of life's serene pleasures.



Salad cream? I must apologise, I always thought you were a bloke.

[green glory]

OK I know fans can be poor at judging players but the Bristol City fans do not have a good word to say about this boy....slow, raw and maybe good enough for League 1 was there summation....

Good enough for League 1 is probably good enough for the SPL.

[Scooter]

I've subscribed to some threads so where is this ispy thingy

[Hibee87]

Jonny russell has apparently requested to leave UTD with a sting of english teams looking to sign him

[Mikey]

I've subscribed to some threads so where is this ispy thingy

It's in the Private Members drop menu on this page, or you can just click here...............

http://www.hibs.net/vaispy.php

[stokesmessiah]

Thread Tools, top right-ish.

Cheers :thumbsup:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Salad cream? I must apologise, I always thought you were a bloke.

Poured onto a crisp covered bap? I can't think of anything more masculine than this? :confused:

[Scooter]

It's in the Private Members drop menu on this page, or you can just click here...............

http://www.hibs.net/vaispy.php

Cheeeeeeers

[Mikey]

Poured onto a crisp covered bap? I can't think of anything more masculine than this? :confused:

The evidence is stacking up against you. Salad cream and lager doesn't offset a whole Sky Sports studio of crusty baps.

You've been fingered.

And more than once I bet :wink:

[Matty_Jack04]

I am particularly in favour of Walkers Squares on a sandwich/roll with a dollop of salad cream on it. Simple yet utterly effective. It's one of life's serene pleasures.

I've not really experimented with other crisps on rolls I have to admit, I took a considered choice to trial Walkers Squares initially and I've either pigeon-holed myself and restricted my pleasures or I've quite simply, by fluke somewhat, achieved the pinnacle of crisp/roll interplay on my first attempt.

For reference, any one of the three main flavours are suitable for this magnificent snack although the cheese and onion is a perennial favourite in Pedantic Towers.


Cheese quavers on a soft buttered roll dipped in Heinz tomato soup...not much tops that

[jws1875]

OK I know fans can be poor at judging players but the Bristol City fans do not have a good word to say about this boy....slow, raw and maybe good enough for League 1 was there summation....

Leciester fans don't have a good word to say about him either more are saying good luck to hibs on twitter

[Stevie Reid]

Good shout, personal favorite of mines is a sizzling king prawn mccoys roll. Go on you know you want to.

I had no idea such crisps existed. I'm in.


I am particularly in favour of Walkers Squares on a sandwich/roll with a dollop of salad cream on it. Simple yet utterly effective. It's one of life's serene pleasures.

I've not really experimented with other crisps on rolls I have to admit, I took a considered choice to trial Walkers Squares initially and I've either pigeon-holed myself and restricted my pleasures or I've quite simply, by fluke somewhat, achieved the pinnacle of crisp/roll interplay on my first attempt.

For reference, any one of the three main flavours are suitable for this magnificent snack although the cheese and onion is a perennial favourite in Pedantic Towers.

Sounds like astute judgement to me given your snack expertise, but hey, we all need a bit of luck sometimes.

While we're at it, Salt n' vinegar Squares just edge out the Cheese and Onion for me. Am I right in thinking that C&O Squares now come in a green bag, as opposed to a yellow one? If so, Walkers need to have a serious word with themselves regarding colour coding crisps. Erratic.

[Stevie Reid]

Jonny russell has apparently requested to leave UTD with a sting of english teams looking to sign him

Sky TV said this morning that Dundee Utd will let him go for £2M.

[Matty_Jack04]

Sky TV said this morning that Dundee Utd will let him go for £2M.

I think he'll end up at everton but they won't get 2mill from them although saying that Celtic look like there after a forward

[Wotherspiniesta]

I'm away for a crisp roll.

Dinny sign anyone yet, Hibs! :offski:

[Stevie Reid]

Poured onto a crisp covered bap? I can't think of anything more masculine than this? :confused:


Cheese quavers on a soft buttered roll dipped in Heinz tomato soup...not much tops that

Ideally I would have mine on a well fired morning roll, but either of the above will do me. You don't have to be a purist to be a connoisseur.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

The evidence is stacking up against you. Salad cream and lager doesn't offset a whole Sky Sports studio of crusty baps.

You've been fingered.

And more than once I bet :wink:

The lager will not be opened until our first signing, I've made a pact with myself.

So hurry up, Petrie, I'm aboot greeting here!!! :cb

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Ideally I would have mine on a well fired morning roll, but either of the above will do me. You don't have to be a purist to be a connoisseur.

A well fired morning roll smeared with Philadelphia and dipped into tomato soup is better than sex. Official.

[Stevie Reid]

I think he'll end up at everton but they won't get 2mill from them although saying that Celtic look like there after a forward

Dundee Utd have always been the anti-Hibs when it comes to transfers as they tend to make it clear that they will do business, often quoting a set figure (they have done with Robson, Goodwillie and now Russell if IIRC) - whereas we've always adopted a staunch 'not for sale' stance, and acquired very good fees.

[green glory]

Ideally I would have mine on a well fired morning roll, but either of the above will do me. You don't have to be a purist to be a connoisseur.

Three tiger rolls with 2 slices of bacon each and HP BBQ sauce. Red Kola as an accompaniment.

I win.

[Matty_Jack04]

Ideally I would have mine on a well fired morning roll, but either of the above will do me. You don't have to be a purist to be a connoisseur.

I much prefer to keep the well fired rolls or tiger paws for my Sunday morning breakfast routine :cb

[MSK]

Come on hibs ..get someone signed before I go oot ..!!!! :deal:

[Stevie Reid]

Three tiger rolls with 2 slices of bacon each and HP BBQ sauce. Red Kola as an accompaniment.

I win.

Easy. Whilst you've undoubtedly thrown a three pointer with regards to your elevenses, the window doesn't close for a good while yet.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

nonshinyfinish is conspicuous by his absence.......why did he have to make alternative plans today? The prick!

Some input from bigmo and Scoopyboy wouldn't go amiss as well to add some meat to the bones of this thread.

So far, we've got this McGivern chap on his way to East Mains with the two young fellas heading over to Fife. Slim pickings.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The girlfriend can also forget about a reservation at a restaurant tonight

Its not an Indian restaurant then? ;-)

[Stevie Reid]

I much prefer to keep the well fired rolls or tiger paws for my Sunday morning breakfast routine :cb

Going for the rolls on a Sunday morning always makes me think of that Halifax advert from way back, with 'Easy' as the soundtrack. IIRC it was advertising the fact that you could actually get your hands on some cash on a Sunday.

Old times.

[Stevie Reid]

A well fired morning roll smeared with Philadelphia and dipped into tomato soup is better than sex. Official.

It certainly sounds better than much of the sex I have had.

[Scooter]

Rudi to Celtic?

[lyonhibs]

nonshinyfinish is conspicuous by his absence.......why did he have to make alternative plans today? The prick!

Some input from bigmo and Scoopyboy wouldn't go amiss as well to add some meat to the bones of this thread.

So far, we've got this McGivern chap on his way to East Mains with the two young fellas heading over to Fife. Slim pickings.

Fannying about in a chemistry lab no doubt, under the guise of gainful employment. Ginger as well, so that seals it.
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Off to buy lunch - few cans to go with it I feel. As those on the slide to alcholism say, "it's 5 o'clock somewhere".

[nonshinyfinish]

nonshinyfinish is conspicuous by his absence.......why did he have to make alternative plans today? The prick!

I'm surreptitiously tracking developments at work using my phone, which I like to think of as a sort of electronic crow's nest.

I'll get right in the mixer from about half 4.

[Monktonhall 7]

nonshinyfinish is conspicuous by his absence.......why did he have to make alternative plans today? The prick!

Some input from bigmo and Scoopyboy wouldn't go amiss as well to add some meat to the bones of this thread.

So far, we've got this McGivern chap on his way to East Mains with the two young fellas heading over to Fife. Slim pickings.

I'm no agreeing with your quote about slim pickings. So far from reading this thread all morning, I've devoured a pack of ham, 2 packs of quavers, a twirl, and a bottle of lucozade original. Slim pickings my ass.:greengrin

[silverhibee]

You're going to end up needing to go for a huge Henry Smith later on and you'll miss a signing :tsk tsk:


Not with this handy thing next to PHs side, he won't miss a thing.




http://www.shinyshiny.tv/loo.jpg :greengrin

[nonshinyfinish]

Fannying about in a chemistry lab no doubt, under the guise of gainful employment. Ginger as well, so that seals it.
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Off to buy lunch - few cans to go with it I feel. As those on the slide to alcholism say, "it's 5 o'clock somewhere".

Curses, I've been unmasked!

[silverhibee]

Why did I have to have the laptop on my lap when I opened that image? Anyone know a plasterer who can mend a ceiling?

:faf:

[FitbaFolkKen]

Paddy McCourt at Wolves for talks

[lyonhibs]

"The window slams shut in just over 11 hours, so brace yourself for an exciting few hours" :hyper::hyper:

[Matty_Jack04]

Off to get the boy from school...if Only I knew the benefits of Philadelphia 9 years ago....

[FitbaFolkKen]

@paddypower: Jim White is currently locked away in a 10x10 room hooked up to a drip of IRN-BRU, waiting to be unleashed at 9pm tonight! #jimwhitefacts

[Hainan Hibs]

Its not an Indian restaurant then? ;-)

Unfortunately not, it's an Italian aptly named "Il Bandito" with criminal prices:agree:

[Sean1875]

Sparky just retweed this on Twitter from someone called Paul Tansey: "Just on my way to easter road for talks b teamin up with @LeighG28 (https://twitter.com/LeighG28) #goalsforbros#thumb1and2"
quick google search shows hes a midfielder from East Fife... surely no?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Curses, I've been unmasked!

:faf:


Not with this handy thing next to PHs side, he won't miss a thing.




http://www.shinyshiny.tv/loo.jpg :greengrin

:faf:


Off to get the boy from school...if Only I knew the benefits of Philadelphia 9 years ago....

:faf:


@paddypower: Jim White is currently locked away in a 10x10 room hooked up to a drip of IRN-BRU, waiting to be unleashed at 9pm tonight! #jimwhitefacts

:faf:

And we're up and running after a slow-ish start :thumbsup:

[chrisski33]

Sheridan to hibs.....

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Sparky just retweed this on Twitter from someone called Paul Tansey: "Just on my way to easter road for talks b teamin up with @LeighG28 (https://twitter.com/LeighG28) #goalsforbros#thumb1and2"
quick google search shows hes a midfielder from East Fife... surely no?

Was he not playing Juniors with Mussy not so long ago?

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Unfortunately not, it's an Italian aptly named "Il Bandito" with criminal prices:agree:

Is this the restaurant where all the waiters only have one arm?

[soproni1]

Sparky just retweed this on Twitter from someone called Paul Tansey: "Just on my way to easter road for talks b teamin up with @LeighG28 (https://twitter.com/LeighG28) #goalsforbros#thumb1and2"
quick google search shows hes a midfielder from East Fife... surely no?

His brother - was at musselbugh athletic last season

[hibsfootballer]

Was he not playing Juniors with Mussy not so long ago?

Think this could be a wind up, I'm sure there Good mates.

[Sean1875]

Was he not playing Juniors with Mussy not so long ago?

Couldn't tell you, hes 26 now though :agree:

[Sean1875]

Think this could be a wind up, I'm sure there Good mates.

I cannot handle windups like that on a day like this :panic::panic::panic:

[FitbaFolkKen]

Sparky just retweed this on Twitter from someone called Paul Tansey: "Just on my way to easter road for talks b teamin up with @LeighG28 (https://twitter.com/LeighG28) #goalsforbros#thumb1and2"
quick google search shows hes a midfielder from East Fife... surely no?

Would go with Pat saying he was looking at lower league players

[scuttle]

Is this the restaurant where all the waiters only have one arm?

I know a chineese waiter like that,,,Wan Lim Gon

[El Gubbz]

Sparky just retweed this on Twitter from someone called Paul Tansey: "Just on my way to easter road for talks b teamin up with @LeighG28 (https://twitter.com/LeighG28) #goalsforbros#thumb1and2"
quick google search shows hes a midfielder from East Fife... surely no?


His brother - was at musselbugh athletic last season


Think this could be a wind up, I'm sure there Good mates.
Yeah it's his brother taking the michael. Having played with both of them I'd say Tansey was the better player, an Ivan Sproule with a better shot :greengrin

[Jamesie]

I cannot handle windups like that on a day like this :panic::panic::panic:

It's Sparky's brother - I knew this already and the "goalsforbros" kinda gave it away :greengrin

[Sean1875]

It's Sparky's brother - I knew this already and the "goalsforbros" kinda gave it away :greengrin

I noticed that but wasn't sure if they were just one of those annoying friends who refer to each other as 'bro' or 'blood' or 'dawg' :greengrin

[FitbaFolkKen]

Talks ongoing for Daniel Sturridge on loan to Liverpool

[HibeeSince82]

Paddy power - Jim White was actually the child that climbed out of prison in The Dark Knight Rises. #JimWhiteFacts (http://www.hibs.net/search/?q=%23JimWhiteFacts&src=hash)

:hilarious

[PatHead]

Couldn't tell you, hes 26 now though :agree:

Tansey is now at Nitten Star

[Daz1875]

@BBCBMcLauchlin: Hibs are hoping to make two signings today. Probable news of these late afternoon. More soon @bbcsportsound

[silverhibee]

Jim White spotted getting the shopping in early before he sets of to SSN headquarters.


http://www.sky.com/mysky/export/sites/www.sky.com/mysky/__Images/latestnews/SkyGoTrolley_300x300.jpg_2018365492.jpg

[Iain G]

@BBCBMcLauchlin: Hibs are hoping to make two signings today. Probable news of these late afternoon. More soon @bbcsportsound

Which will just be pinched from what Pat says on the official site!! Good ol BBC Scotland....

[Matty_Jack04]

Sinclair to city done deal

[Hank Schrader]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Two cheese and chicken rolls, three McVities Chocolate Digestives with Ready Salted and Salt n' Vinegar McCoys, Quavers and a packet of Frazzles. All washed down with a pint of Irn-Bru. Transfer Deadline Day breakfast, is served!!

PH, this sounds like what I would eat for my breakfast circa 7 years ago when I was the size of a house (as I sit here eating my healthy ham salad roll and 4 stone lighter!) I'd need to walk about 50 miles to burn that off! :greengrin

[Pedantic_Hibee]

With no imminent transfer dealings to illustrate, I'll fill the gap with a picture of me doing an impromptu plank. I'd only had half a pint at this point but it was worth it to confuse the old fella who'd just walked out of the toilet.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/385660_3444647278292_1473238188_n.jpg

[silverhibee]

Hope you never got the ceiling fixed, and put the laptop on top of the toilet just now PH. :greengrin


Just WOW http://www.sportingformzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlotte-jackson-10.jpg

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Man the harpoons..........she is divine!! Actually, this gives me an idea.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Transfer Deadline Day would not be Transfer Deadline Day without a YouTube clip of Natalia Domestico.

Why can't Sky Sports News employ her as a presenter? She could give us transfer deadline news whilst running on a treadmill. Naked.

[carnoustiehibee]

booth to livingston on loan

[PeterboroHibee]

Supposedly Booth to Livi on a season long loan. Pleased with that if it happens, he needs to be playing football on a more regular basis.

[Deek01]

@BBCBMcLauchlin: Hibs defender Calum Booth is likely to be moving to Livingston on a season long loan.

[S.sct]

With no imminent transfer dealings to illustrate, I'll fill the gap with a picture of me doing an impromptu plank. I'd only had half a pint at this point but it was worth it to confuse the old fella who'd just walked out of the toilet.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/385660_3444647278292_1473238188_n.jpg

Luv it

[Sean1875]

The loan move for Booth is exactly what he needs, great business :aok:

[McKenzie]

Luke Shanley claiming that Hibs will make additions

[edwards]

Tansey is now at Nitten Star

Tansey :faf: yer havin a laugh finished years ago one of Nittens best players Paul Forbes left sided great crosser of a ball was watched by Mixu along with a player who went to Raith Rovers can't remember his name now.
Tansey would be ok for cleanin the lavy. :wink:

[scoopyboy]

nonshinyfinish is conspicuous by his absence.......why did he have to make alternative plans today? The prick!

Some input from bigmo and Scoopyboy wouldn't go amiss as well to add some meat to the bones of this thread.

So far, we've got this McGivern chap on his way to East Mains with the two young fellas heading over to Fife. Slim pickings.

I'm on a 12 hour shift at work mate, earliest I will finish at 7.30pm.

Normally in ra Brig by the back of 3 on a Friday.

Relying on you 100% Pedantic mate.

[NOLA]

http://www.celebry.co.uk/ff/i/fs/0fyka1j9d.jpg

Hubba Hubba Georgie Thompson :hug:

[Hibspirational]

Hope you never got the ceiling fixed, and put the laptop on top of the toilet just now PH. :greengrin


Just WOW http://www.sportingformzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/charlotte-jackson-10.jpg

Nice!

[M11BMO]

The Tansey thing is a joke. Relax guys!

[PatHead]

Transfer Deadline Day would not be Transfer Deadline Day without a YouTube clip of Natalia Domestico.

Why can't Sky Sports News employ her as a presenter? She could give us transfer deadline news whilst running on a treadmill. Naked.

Don't see the need for a treadmill. She could just jump up and down.

How am I meant to work with that image in my head now?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I'm on a 12 hour shift at work mate, earliest I will finish at 7.30pm.

Normally in ra Brig by the back of 3 on a Friday.

Relying on you 100% Pedantic mate.

For you, I will abstain from the Brig today and remain stationed at home to provide up-to-the-minute transfer deals.

[frazeHFC]

Will be good Booth going away on loan. So McGivern up for a medical. SSN: "and i also believe St Mirren and Hibs will be adding to their squads today" :thumbsup:

[Matty_Jack04]

http://www.celebry.co.uk/ff/i/fs/0fyka1j9d.jpg

Hubba Hubba Georgie Thompson :hug:

Natalie sawyer, Olivia godfrey and Rachel wyse aaaah puts the current bus mutants to Shame those 3

[Sean1875]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Alba_Get_in.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=2888)

THE perfect place to watch deadline day from :hyper:

[Cocaine&Caviar]

Take Booth's ID away from him so his baby face can't get in the boozers, and he could do very well for himself.

[green glory]

Don't see the need for a treadmill. She could just jump up and down.

How am I meant to work with that image in my head now?

Dancing to AC/DC would do me.

[scoopyboy]

With no imminent transfer dealings to illustrate, I'll fill the gap with a picture of me doing an impromptu plank. I'd only had half a pint at this point but it was worth it to confuse the old fella who'd just walked out of the toilet.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/385660_3444647278292_1473238188_n.jpg

Is that Pansy Potter coming out the bog?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Is that Pansy Potter coming out the bog?

I'm not aware of the chap's name but he's certainly in there on a regular basis. He wasn't expecting THAT sight when he left the bogs!

[Seveno]

Take Booth's ID away from him so his baby face can't get in the boozers, and he could do very well for himself.

Does he have a reputation for partying then ?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Phil Brown currently in the Sky Sports Studio............



http://way2tan.com/uploads/orange-face.jpg

[PatHead]

Transfer Deadline Day would not be Transfer Deadline Day without a YouTube clip of Natalia Domestico.

Why can't Sky Sports News employ her as a presenter? She could give us transfer deadline news whilst running on a treadmill. Naked.

Now have an image in my head of her bouncing around the studio on a spacehopper.



Does that make me a pervert or a lucky man?

[the_ginger_hibee]

Does he have a reputation for partying then ?

Charlie Sheen once said he was 'off the rails, man' following a sesh.

[silverhibee]

Now have an image in my head of her bouncing around the studio on a spacehopper.



Does that make me a pervert or a lucky man?



You decide. :greengrin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5RfIb8UpVg

[HibbyAndy]

Anyone ken if its my burd doing the duo with Jim White the night for the final countdown to the transfer windae shuttin!!


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[Franck Stanton]

You decide. :greengrin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5RfIb8UpVg


Now why can't we have this as the half-time entertainment instead of the dozen or so wee kids all chasing after the ball like we currently do get. [would add a few to each home gate imo]

[lyonhibs]

The SSN reporter outside Spurs training ground is like a bairn who has lost their favourite toy, with AVB not giving them the "East End geezer" chat from the confines of his Merc.

This exclusive pic of Redknapp sitting in his front room watching SSN on the telly like the rest of us is heart-breaking to say the least.

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Edit: Normally I hate the wanton Americanisation of words in the name of entertainment. However, "The Totaliser" is a great addition to the deadline day japery. Will sound especially good in Jim White's velvet tones.

[.Sean.]

[QUOTE=West Upper Pie;3345425]Take Booth's ID away from him so his baby face can't get in the boozers, and he could do very well for himself.[/QU Right then , when was the last time he had a drink?