Nacho Novo on top form

[hibsbollah]

http://www.marca.com/2012/07/16/en/football/spanish_football/1342423938.html

:hilarious

[Gus Fring]

That's why it's an honour to be from Rangers, a team with values, with respect and with history.

Clearly the news of whats happened hasn't reached poland yet!

[brianmc]

Wow!

[Hibercelona]

"That's why it's an honour to be from Rangers, a team with values, with respect and with history".

Correction...

"A team with no value, no respect and no longer any history".

[brog]

He should team up with Mad Vlad, what a read that would be!!

[.Sean.]

''He cannot walk through the streets of Glasgow. Sometimes they have to close shops for him before the fans and onlookers descend.''

:faf:

The Second Coming he is not.

[Pretty Boy]

Hate that wee rat with a passion.

Totally embraced hunnery depsite having no previous tie to it. Him and the huns were a perfect match.

Always was and always will be an antagonistic little ****.

[VickMackie]

I'm sure he put a sectarian comment, or hint, on twitter. It was later remOved but the RM lot loved it.

[LeighLoyal]

Somebody should tell the ned faced orc that his former team have died to be replaced by Sevco Scotland 5088 FC.

[Baldy Foghorn]

''He cannot walk through the streets of Glasgow. Sometimes they have to close shops for him before the fans and onlookers descend.''

:faf:

The Second Coming he is not.

I remember seeing him in a shop in Glasgow, but there was only me, him and the shop staff....Must have been before he became famous in his own mind:rolleyes:

[Gatecrasher]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/292418_447315991965871_357778348_n.jpg

[Jonnyboy]

I remember seeing him in a shop in Glasgow, but there was only me, him and the shop staff....Must have been before he became famous in his own mind:rolleyes:

They let you stay because they assumed you were Denes Rosa :greengrin

PS Mind and ask Pat that question while you're away :wink:

[ScottB]

Hate that wee rat with a passion.

Totally embraced hunnery depsite having no previous tie to it. Him and the huns were a perfect match.

Always was and always will be an antagonistic little ****.

And despite he, himself, presumably being a Catholic!

[greenlex]

Respect and Values is it? He should ask Ross Mathieson about Respect and Values.

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/SNATCHO+NOVO+NICKED+MY+GIRL%3B+Ranger+'betrayed'+p al.-a0128083882

Edit -
article added for our younger viewers.

[Baldy Foghorn]

They let you stay because they assumed you were Denes Rosa :greengrin

PS Mind and ask Pat that question while you're away :wink:

I will do, rest assured......:greengrin

[Jonnyboy]

I will do, rest assured......:greengrin

:thumbsup:

[GGTTH07]

Hate him.

[Cabbage East]

Ugly little rat. And a snide little prick according to that article.

[blackpoolhibs]

And despite he, himself, presumably being a Catholic!

:agree: Its a strange world in a hun supporters head, where they hate catholics, yet cheer them when they score goals (Novo) or pick up cups (Amoruso) ?

They really have not thought this whole thing through? :faf:

[calumhibee1]

A team with no values that nobody respects and has been consigned to history don't you mean Novo?

[Future17]

He cannot walk through the streets of Glasgow without wearing the cunning disguise of a scruffy beard and tracksuit (as pictured by Marca - http://www.marca.com/2012/07/16/en/football/spanish_football/1342423938.html). So good is his disguise that sometimes they have to close shops for him, as they mistake him for Shuggy McBawbag, the notorious Glaswegian shoplifter. Nacho Novo, a Rangers bellend, has returned with his family for a brief visit to the city where he made his name as an alternative to popcorn as a cinema snack. There he awaits his new destiny... sentencing in relation to thousands of pounds of benefits, which he fraudulently claimed while also on an illegal double contract at the former football club, Rangers. He is expected to be transferred to HMP Barlinnie's inmate team, Legia Inirons, where he will get to polish his team mates's c****.

The situation which has led to the (still pending) application of Sevco 5558888 whatever, to play in the Scottish Third Division, has been met with a mixture of pant-wetting hilarity at their misfortune, and ever-increasing incredulity at the incompetence of Scottish football's apparent governance experts. The boredom in waiting for a decision (any decision) to be made had been such that some Celtc supporters have returned to their age-old pasttime of baiting Nacho Novo.

"It used to be a common occurrence but, since the invention of spell check, the threats have multiplied. A lot of Celtc supporters every day wish for my death as they, like I, are really unpleasant and have no idea what being Catholic actually entails", commented Nacho Novo.

"You only need to look at its recent history and see the shady events that club has had. It thinks it is fooling people. That's why it's an honour to be from Rangers, a team with no values, with no respect and with no history. Whatever happens, it will always be the newest team in Scotland", he stated, before happening to mention once again that he is a free agent.