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Phil D. Rolls
17-06-2012, 05:03 PM
I'll get the ball rolling -

How many times will the average Hun flick through his 150 Cable channels before he realises that there is no Rangers game on the telly?

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 05:08 PM
I'll get the ball rolling -

How many times will the average Hun flick through his 150 Cable channels before he realises that there is no Rangers game on the telly?

if Neil Lennon was Hibs manager rather than Celtic manager, how many matches ban would he be serving?

Modesty aside, how many people does the average yam thinks REALLY support Hearts?

Where did Gary Locke finish in the top 10 sexiest yams list/

frazeHFC
17-06-2012, 05:11 PM
If ref Craig Thomson lived forever, how many more years until he would give a decision Hibs way?

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 05:13 PM
How much did the board raise through asking fans to help with Colin Calderwoods bus fare back south?

If he wasnae on the Charles, how many goals would G 'OC have scored this season?

If it was Nade who flung himself to the turf in the final rather than the Spanish waiter, what would it have registered on the Richter scale?

What does Carlos Tevez's bird see in him?

GordonHFC
17-06-2012, 05:15 PM
How many miles will the proclaimers walk by the time we actually win the Scottish Cup ?

HUTCHYHIBBY
17-06-2012, 05:18 PM
According to Katie Melua what number would you need to add to 3.5 million to find the number of bicycles in Beijing?

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 05:18 PM
When at the pie shop at ER, what's the correct response to 'Ah'll have a kit kat and a bovril'

HUTCHYHIBBY
17-06-2012, 05:21 PM
How many plates have been glued back together in Athens restaurants due to the collapse of the Greek economy?

matty_f
17-06-2012, 05:29 PM
What is the total number of medals Gary McKay won, plus 5.5m.

seven nowt
17-06-2012, 05:34 PM
How many minutes it would take for a hun to answer this question?

Gez1875
17-06-2012, 05:38 PM
the amount of celtic fans that where at the game in seville!

the amount of money the rangers bring to each club per visit

its £5.5 million more than the ranger have

my weight in stone

the number of woman frank mcavennie has pumped

the amount celtic want for ritchie towell

the amount of pies jim jefferies eats during halftime at any given match

its the exact amount in cash the kit man at ibrox got in his ebt

SheriffLobo
17-06-2012, 05:43 PM
According to Katie Melua what number would you need to add to 3.5 million to find the number of bicycles in Beijing?

Laughed at that one, brilliant

matty_f
17-06-2012, 05:46 PM
What is the total number of medals Gary McKay won, plus 5.5m.

Pedantic_Hibee
17-06-2012, 05:58 PM
How many letters has Smurf sent to the Hibs Board demanding they resign.

Thecat23
17-06-2012, 06:17 PM
The amount of times Andy has disagreed with something I've said on here!!! ;)

Scouse Hibee
17-06-2012, 06:22 PM
The population of the lost tribe of Man City fans recently discovered.

The amount of times Kenny Dalglish was asked if he was Jeremy Beadle when buying Henderson, Downing and Carrol.

The number of Scottish fans who claim it's really the English media hype they hate.

The number of times I've wondered if Liverpool will ever win the Premiership.

MSK
17-06-2012, 06:24 PM
How many plates have been glued back together in Athens restaurants due to the collapse of the Greek economy?:greengrin

MSK
17-06-2012, 06:25 PM
How many letters has Smurf sent to the Hibs Board demanding they resign.:greengrin

Phil D. Rolls
17-06-2012, 06:27 PM
The population of the lost tribe of Man City fans recently discovered.

The amount of times Kenny Dalglish was asked if he was Jeremy Beadle when buying Henderson, Downing and Carrol.

The number of Scottish fans who claim it's really the English media hype they hate.

The number of times I've wondered if Liverpool will ever win the Premiership.

:aok:

HUTCHYHIBBY
17-06-2012, 06:29 PM
After the $6m man had to have a leg amputated what is he now worth in $?

FromTheCapital
17-06-2012, 06:30 PM
The amount of times ITV have mentioned England in a match that they're not involved in!

Pretty Boy
17-06-2012, 06:32 PM
Worldwide how many people can actually remember where they where the day JFK was killed?

Scouse Hibee
17-06-2012, 06:32 PM
The amount of times folk on here have moaned about England being mentioned on TV during the Euro's when they're not even playing. :greengrin:wink:

Scouse Hibee
17-06-2012, 06:34 PM
The amount of times people have rose to my bait on here :greengrin

PaulC
17-06-2012, 06:37 PM
How many deadlines have Duff and Phelps set during the Rangers Administration process that have been missed ?

Pretty Boy
17-06-2012, 06:43 PM
How many consecutive jokes has Lenny Henry made without getting a laugh?

heidtheba
17-06-2012, 06:49 PM
Number of threads on here linking us to former Hibs players?

DAVE1875
17-06-2012, 06:57 PM
The number of people in Scotland Leigh Griffiths thinks he can take in a fight

frazeHFC
17-06-2012, 06:58 PM
How many consecutive jokes has Lenny Henry made without getting a laugh?

:hilarious

frazeHFC
17-06-2012, 07:00 PM
How many kids will Leigh Griffiths have by 2015?

Barney McGrew
17-06-2012, 07:02 PM
How many kids will Leigh Griffiths have by 20.15.......?

....this evening :greengrin

DAVE1875
17-06-2012, 07:03 PM
What is 0.1million less than 5.6 million?

Rod Petrie buys a second hand car, what does he then sell it for?

Exactly how long is "Fergie Time"?

By the time he's retired, how many goals will Messi have scored in total?

O'Rourke3
17-06-2012, 07:04 PM
What's 5% of the tax bill owed to us by a bunch of cheating $£%^%$£s

Biggie
17-06-2012, 07:07 PM
The amount of posts we've had saying hearts are going bust

EH6 Hibby
17-06-2012, 07:07 PM
The amount Vlad paid Craig Thomson for his performance in the final.

frazeHFC
17-06-2012, 07:19 PM
The amount of men it actually takes to carry Nade.

Nuitdelune
17-06-2012, 07:26 PM
On any given Saturday how many 'ffs' on hibs.net

matty_f
17-06-2012, 07:28 PM
The number of puns on a thread about someone with a loosely fish related name.

KeithTheHibby
17-06-2012, 07:29 PM
The amount of what is Craig rocastle up to these days threads on here over the years?

Viva_Palmeiras
17-06-2012, 07:35 PM
The number of men, women and children who are better off without RFC in any form - just some of them don't realise that yet.

Godsahibby
17-06-2012, 07:35 PM
How many times did Kujabi pull on Suso's top before he finally went down!

Iain G
17-06-2012, 07:37 PM
How many goals has Vaz Te scored since Hibs let him slip through their hands?

How many tonnes of moustache wax does Rod Petrie use in an average year?

How many times on hibs.net to date has Derek Riordan's surname been wrongly spelled?

Minder
17-06-2012, 07:45 PM
The number of combinations on the tache's safe.

matty_f
17-06-2012, 07:52 PM
Is it the number of inappropriate encounters Yams have had with women and children?

Sergey
17-06-2012, 07:55 PM
The amount that Vlad has trousered in scurrilous 'Player Registration' fees.

HUTCHYHIBBY
17-06-2012, 07:55 PM
Since Levein became manager how many miles do the tartan army have to walk for one of Scotlands goals?

frazeHFC
17-06-2012, 08:06 PM
How many times in the Euro 2012 tournament have there been 2 balls on the pitch at the same time?

CropleyWasGod
17-06-2012, 08:11 PM
How many posts do I have on the Rangers In Administration thread?

Pretty Boy
17-06-2012, 08:24 PM
Of the 5 500 001 posts on the calendar thread, how many were absolute bollox?

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 08:36 PM
Pick a number, any number?

Pretty Boy
17-06-2012, 08:38 PM
How many pints equals a few quiet drinks for the Hibs squad?

Littlest Hobo
17-06-2012, 08:38 PM
How many times I've heard " I'll no be back" on Hibs.net

Littlest Hobo
17-06-2012, 08:40 PM
How many posters have been accused of being a YAM during their first few posts on .net??

dirtydirk
17-06-2012, 08:51 PM
How many players we will sign without ever filling the Matty jack role

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 09:05 PM
Vladimir Romanov is heading up the Newco share transfer vote - how many 'yes' votes have The Rangers FC received?

Monts
17-06-2012, 09:09 PM
How many players hibs have had that werent 'hibs class'

How many players have been described as the worst to ever wear the green

LaMotta
17-06-2012, 09:16 PM
How many unseen passes did Brian Kerr make during his time at Easter Road?

R'Albin
17-06-2012, 09:18 PM
Bunter's post count if ones in the Dug Out counted?

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 09:21 PM
What APR are Wonga.com charging the Hearts players on their payday loans?


According to .netters 'in the know', how much a week is James McPake being offered elsewhere?

cabbageandribs1875
17-06-2012, 09:25 PM
5.5m= the fee i would require to wear anything maroon(and only if it was socks) :aok:



:jamboak:

Northernhibee
17-06-2012, 09:27 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad was Kujabi's free kick?

matty_f
17-06-2012, 09:55 PM
Number of visits to McD's Nade made in his first month at the Yams.

JohnStephens91
18-06-2012, 12:48 AM
How much money Benjelloun is on per season at Real Madrid?

The amount of times 'your is shouted at a Hibs player during any match?

Garry O'Connor's weight in stone?

On average what is the amount of units of alcohol the Hibs players consume after any given match and training session?

Pete
18-06-2012, 01:22 AM
If you analysed how much Rangers assets were worth in pound sterling and divided that figure by 20, for no reason whatsoever, what number would you get?

How many hearts fans were in our end on cup final day?

NOLA
18-06-2012, 01:34 AM
the amount of times ive reached the kiosk at half time to be told "no pies left" :grr:

TrickyNicky
18-06-2012, 02:05 AM
The amount Stevie Fulton would have to spend on a face-lift!!

Offside Trap
18-06-2012, 04:39 AM
The number of consecutive passes required before scoring each goal to ensure we are all agreed we are playing "the Hibs way".

lyonhibs
18-06-2012, 11:48 AM
The number of separate individuals claiming to have seen Jordi Cruyff and/or Reyes on a number 26 bus.

The number of goals Scott Crabbe scored against Hibs, plus 5.5 million

The number of times Sauzee lost to Hearts, plus 5.5 million

KeithTheHibby
18-06-2012, 12:44 PM
The amount of coaches around the world who have copied Levein's 4-6-0 formation?

PatHead
18-06-2012, 12:48 PM
Cropley was Gods' fees (to date) for Rangers in Admin thread

joe breezy
18-06-2012, 01:11 PM
years before we win the Scottish Cup :confused:

HUTCHYHIBBY
18-06-2012, 03:14 PM
How many loaves and fishes would Jesus have needed to make that story a bit more believable?

Pretty Boy
18-06-2012, 03:17 PM
How many hours would be freed up in hospitals and courts if they banned the sale of Buckfast in Glasgow?

JohnStephens91
18-06-2012, 03:17 PM
How many bars is Derek Riordan barred from?

Offside Trap
18-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Latest odds to 1 of SeveredCo being in the SPL next year. GIRFUY huns.

Thecat23
18-06-2012, 03:48 PM
The amount of Plukes on Craig Gordon's face.

Gmack7
18-06-2012, 05:14 PM
the position charlie adam would be on his new wifes wishlist if he wasn't a prem footballer

Northernhibee
18-06-2012, 05:18 PM
According to the bible, jesus fed 5,000 with 2 fishes and five loaves of bread.

How many people could Franck Sauzee feed with a chicken nugget and a pop tart?

At The Edge
18-06-2012, 05:33 PM
The amount of times Talksport mention Engerlaand on any current show
The amount of times Talksport mention the EPL being the best league in the world on any show
The amount of times Andy Townsend says 'better' during his comentary? on England games

JohnStephens91
18-06-2012, 05:35 PM
How many years behind evolution is the average Hearts fan?

Pretty Boy
18-06-2012, 05:45 PM
If the current rate continues how many cards will Craig Thomson show to Hibs players before he retires?

matty_f
18-06-2012, 05:47 PM
How many crimes have Rangers actually been guilty of?

Pedantic_Hibee
18-06-2012, 06:06 PM
How many times did I rip the heid clean aff it in the space of an hour when we beat Hearts 6v2?

Eyrie
18-06-2012, 07:09 PM
How much did Walter Smith receive from the EBT?

Pretty Boy
18-06-2012, 07:12 PM
How many boxes did it take to hold the planning applicantion for Hearts new stand?

davehiby
19-06-2012, 06:14 PM
the population of scotland
or
the population of croatia:cb

Phil D. Rolls
19-06-2012, 08:10 PM
The number of times English commentators will ask who they are playing in the final in the next 60 minutes.

Scouse Hibee
19-06-2012, 08:50 PM
The amount of Scots trying their best to belittle the achievement of England winning the group and qualifiying.

Phil D. Rolls
19-06-2012, 08:56 PM
The amount of Scots trying their best to belittle the achievement of England winning the group and qualifiying.

Fair play, great performance from England.:agree:

ronaldo7
19-06-2012, 08:59 PM
The amount of posts Scouse Hibee has posted about Engerlund since the Euros started.

Pete
19-06-2012, 09:00 PM
The amount of arguments scouse hibee has been involved in since joining this place.

Scouse Hibee
19-06-2012, 09:01 PM
The amount of posts Scouse Hibee has posted about Engerlund since the Euros started.

I'm gonna be on the receiving end soon enough mate so just enjoying it while I can, I know it won't last for ever or even until the end of the tournament.I'll be big enough to take the stick when they're out! :greengrin

Scouse Hibee
19-06-2012, 09:02 PM
The amount of arguments scouse hibee has been involved in since joining this place.

Nah I wouldn't call them arguments at all! :greengrin

ronaldo7
19-06-2012, 09:05 PM
I'm gonna be on the receiving end soon enough mate so just enjoying it while I can, I know it won't last for ever or even until the end of the tournament.I'll be big enough to take the stick when they're out! :greengrin

I know bud.

Your fishing expeditions are so predictable now though.:greengrin

cabbageandribs1875
19-06-2012, 09:20 PM
The amount of posts Scouse Hibee has posted about Engerlund since the Euros started.


and the amount of people ignoring them :greengrin








soz SH :wink:

Scouse Hibee
19-06-2012, 09:23 PM
and the amount of people ignoring them :greengrin








soz SH :wink:

Nae worries, some folk are better ignoring them, the one's that just cannae take it without crying their eyes oot.:greengrin

Jonnyboy
19-06-2012, 09:29 PM
The number of Hibbies who swear blind they were at the 7-0 game

The number of yards Bobby Duncan was from goal when he beat Zoff in the Napoli game

aussie_hibee
20-06-2012, 10:16 AM
5,499,988 + the average age of a yams girlfriend.

MrRobot
20-06-2012, 11:20 AM
What is Christian Nade's Greggs bill?

JamboTommy
20-06-2012, 12:44 PM
The amount of tyres slashed by weegie neds at hampden...:rolleyes:

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2012, 01:02 PM
The amount of my mobile phone credit that goes on empty messages to voice mail.

JohnStephens91
20-06-2012, 03:14 PM
If Fulton and Nade had an eating contest how many kilos of food would be eaten between them?

JohnStephens91
20-06-2012, 03:15 PM
How many people in Scotland hate Neil Lennon, according to Neil Lennon?

Phil D. Rolls
20-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Given the way things are between Hearts and Celtic - and I think the Glasgow team have a lot to do with it - I can see misplaced Huns starting to drift towards games between this pair. Not getting at the Jambos, I think the cup final buried any myth about a massive sectarian problem with their fans. It's just I know how poisonous their games against the Soap Dodgers are just now.

Monts
20-06-2012, 03:29 PM
How many people in Scotland hate Neil Lennon because of his religion/nationality, according to Neil Lennon?

How many people in Scotland hate Neil Lennon because hes actually just a bawbag?

Fixed that for you :wink:

Greentinted
20-06-2012, 03:54 PM
The aggregate number of nicks suffered by male members of Hibs.net since reading the 'Bawbag Shaving' thread!

KeithTheHibby
20-06-2012, 04:23 PM
The amount of money put on Steve Clarke to be Hibs manager after Mikey saying so?:greengrin

Pretty Boy
20-06-2012, 04:26 PM
The number of players Hibs have 'missed out' on already this close season according to Hibs.net.

Sylar
20-06-2012, 04:36 PM
How many trips to the dentist would take to whiten Neil Lennon's teeth?

How many coaches will the New York Jets go through before they finally get to the Superbowl?

Phil D. Rolls
21-06-2012, 10:57 AM
The fraction of a second that it takes the Huns in Administration thread to be updated.

EH6 Hibby
21-06-2012, 12:12 PM
The amount made by Ticketmaster from phonecalls for cup final tickets?

--------
21-06-2012, 01:09 PM
I'll get the ball rolling -

How many times will the average Hun flick through his 150 Cable channels before he realises that there is no Rangers game on the telly?


How many years before the owner and board waken up to the fact that Hibs are a club in a serious crisis?

Eyrie
21-06-2012, 06:45 PM
The amount of money the Huns support spend on Buckfast each week.

goosefat
02-07-2012, 12:17 PM
The number of times the guy on Hibernian TV says "obviously" whilst conducting an interview.

matty_f
02-07-2012, 05:46 PM
Is it the number of times Desperate Dan has made his feelings on sevco known?

Steven_Hibs
02-07-2012, 08:54 PM
The amount that Rod Petrie is going to spend on new players from now till the start of the season? :greengrin

Scouse Hibee
02-07-2012, 09:00 PM
The amount of Rangers fans who have said they will follow the club wherever they end up :fibber:

Phil D. Rolls
03-07-2012, 07:37 AM
The amount of roads that will be closed before the council admit they don't what they are doing.

matty_f
03-07-2012, 08:23 AM
Is it the number of roads a man must walk before they call him a man?


Or is it the number of snidey ways the spl will try and shoehorn sevco into Scottish football?

Phil D. Rolls
03-07-2012, 08:52 AM
Is it the number of roads a man must walk before they call him a man?


Or is it the number of snidey ways the spl will try and shoehorn sevco into Scottish football?

No, the answer to that is "blowing in the wind".

SmokieJoe
03-07-2012, 11:09 PM
I'll get the ball rolling -

How many times will the average Hun flick through his 150 Cable channels before he realises that there is no Rangers game on the telly?

How many attempts that der hun will make to get into the highest division possible, before failing miserably?

5.5 million the cost to chuckie green for the RFC (redundancy FC)

JohnStephens91
03-07-2012, 11:18 PM
How many people does Jim Traynor hack off with each of his blogs that he posts?