Club shop a joke

[Hibby cal]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

[MSK]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low keyMust have been that mad rush o O'Hanlons ...:agree:

[stokesmessiah]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

Change your name then...honestly ppl get so worked up these days about nothing. :wink:

[Hibbyradge]

That doesn't sound like a joke to me.

It sounds extremely serious, something to rage about for days at least.

I can't imagine much worse, tbh.

[iwasthere1972]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

I blame Rooney and Ronaldo. Our new signings.

Don't you know there are folk starving in the world and without basic things like water and a roof over their head. They won't feel so bad when they hear of your plight. They may even make donations to compensate you for your inconvenience and grief.

[3pm]

Could you not have got the rest of it printed then went back for the 'o' later? C C K.

[easty]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

Rubbish poem

[Hibbyradge]

Rubbish poem

Brilliant!

[Green forever]

Is the shop open late tonight ?I

[Hibby cal]

Could you not have got the rest of it printed then went back for the 'o' later? C C K.

Yep set myself up for that one lol

[Hibbyradge]

Is the shop open late tonight ?I

I'll translate.

Is the shp pen tnight?

[iwasthere1972]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

Is that you Garry?

[iwasthere1972]

Rubbish poem

:hilarious

[gringojoe]

No O's!
http://youtu.be/Cz2-ukrd2VQ

[snooky]

:faf::faf::faf: :not worth
Oh the banter :greengrin

[ancient hibee]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

[hibeefan95]

Must have been that mad rush o O'Hanlons ...:agree:

That is the best thing I've seen all day.

[iwasthere1972]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

That's only two different letters not five and they're no vowels. :greengrin

[Pretty Boy]

I like the Aussies in the shop. Always seem cheery and helpful when I've been in.

I did spot one of them putting what looked like a very large tube of polo mints in the boot of his car today though. And now I hear the shops out of Os. Interesting.

[Speedy]

No O's!
http://youtu.be/Cz2-ukrd2VQ

I was about to post exactly the same thing :greengrin

[blackpoolhibs]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key

My thughts are with yu, i have retired the letter from frm my keybard in yur hnur.

[stokesmessiah]

Could you not have got the rest of it printed then went back for the 'o' later? C C K.

:greengrin

Brilliant.

[hibsbollah]

Oh no, no 'o'. What a blow.

[Geo_1875]

No O's!
http://youtu.be/Cz2-ukrd2VQ

As long as they've got plenty E's I'll be happy.

[Hibby70]

Reminds me of the time a medium tried to get a ghost to speak to her through alphabet spaghetti.

Oooooooooo was all the ghost said.

Stupid cow had used spaghetti hoops.

[snooky]

Buy 2 'c's
Stick one on your new top
Take the other 'c'
Turn it 180 degrees and stick it on top of the first 'c'
And, voila! ...... you've just ruined your new top. :cb

[iwasthere1972]

I saw Craig Thomson going in the Hibs shop just before you. He must have snapped up the last 2 "O"'s.

[HibeeSince85]

I'm going to avoid the humour on this one.

It's not exactly great customer service to have a customer walk away feeling the staff were unhelpful and not enjoying the experience of shopping in the store, and on launch day to not have the letter "o" in stock, pretty bad.

Of course when your customers are seen as fans who will buy it anyway I guess you can afford to have service like that.

[MSK]

I'm going to avoid the humour on this one.

It's not exactly great customer service to have a customer walk away feeling the staff were unhelpful and not enjoying the experience of shopping in the store, and on launch day to not have the letter "o" in stock, pretty bad.

Of course when your customers are seen as fans who will buy it anyway I guess you can afford to have service like that.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:greengrin

[HibeeSince85]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:greengrin

Bllcks :greengrin

[ALF TUPPER]

Rubbish poem

Love it

Aye ..... Yer iambic pentameter is pure pish ;-)

[One Day]

Is the shop open late tonight ?I

or, Is the shp pen late tnight

[mca]

St p it ffs my sides are hutting with all this laughing.. :aok:

[son of haggart]

or, Is the shp pen late tnight

I usually drp int the shippen when I'm in musselburgh

I'm always t pissed to ntice if it pens late thugh

[Wotherspiniesta]

Well, after I bought my Wotherspoon shirt, my cat wanted his OMGWTF shirt. After that they were all gone.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1593426_o.gif

[Eyrie]

Well, after I bought my Wotherspoon shirt, my cat wanted his OMGWTF shirt. After that they were all gone.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1593426_o.gif

S it's yur fault fr taking the last fur " "s then!

[sambajustice]

I usually drp int the shippen when I'm in musselburgh

I'm always t pissed to ntice if it pens late thugh

Fail...

[Danderhall Hibs]

I'm a bit surprised the boy's been rubbished so easily TBH.

I think this just shows the amateurish attitude isn't solely on the playing side.

[son of haggart]

Fail...

what a plnker, eh?

[jgl07]

Petrie.

Get it sorted!

[nonshinyfinish]

:singing: And if you know your history, it's enough to make your heart go <sold out> <sold out> <sold out> <sold out>

[JohnStephens91]

I'm looking forward to next season, me and 20 other people are going to stand behind the goals at every game with our freshly printed 'ooooooooo-' on each of our shirts. I heard someone was complaining there were no o's left, but he should just get his name in text speak on his shirt.

[Lungo--Drom]

I thught the club shp was 'pen all hurs'

That is pish by the way, my sympathies, I would have been well pissed off if I had walked all the way down from Waverley and found out there were no letter 'o's in stock.

With no letter 'o's how can we as fans even send a 'cmplaint' to the club? :D

[The Green Goblin]

I'm a bit surprised the boy's been rubbished so easily TBH.

I think this just shows the amateurish attitude isn't solely on the playing side.

This.

[Hibernia&Alba]

You have to say it's Hibs all over. New shirt release, some letters not in stock. :greengrin

[iwasthere1972]

You have to say it's Hibs all over. New shirt release, some letters not in stock. :greengrin

I think this happened two or three seasons ago and we had to borrow some from Hearts. :agree: I can't remember what letter it was but I don't think it was an "O".

[Jones28]

My thughts are with yu, i have retired the letter from frm my keybard in yur hnur.

Me t, really gd idea Bh, als shcked that the shp is full of frieghners, it's a jke :agree:

[Jones28]

Fail...

What a cmplete plnker

[greenlex]

Are the Pish because they are Australian or in spite of it?
Never been to zz but wuld really like t visit it smetime. **** ff see what yuve all started.

[Robinho08]

Funny thread. 'O' 2b a Hibee. :)

[IberianHibernian]

I'm a bit surprised the boy's been rubbished so easily TBH.

I think this just shows the amateurish attitude isn't solely on the playing side.Agree entirely though I understand it`s close season and folk are looking for some humour till serious stuff starts again . Was in shop the day before final and was amazed at lack of selection and not just cup final stuff - I bought a couple of things out of duty and guilt but if I`d been a visitor with no emotional contact with Hibs would have left shop in less than 20 seconds . I`d felt the same on previous visits in last couple of years but assumed things would have changed . I`ve never been into merchandise ( would love to go back to days of no second shirt ) but buy thinking I`m helping club since I can`t get to many games and also give Hibs pens , bookmarks etc to relatives etc in Spain thinking I`m promoting club but am amazed how quality of shop has fallen in recent years ( I went into shop of Valencia FC a few years ago when Valencia were one of best teams in Europe and was surprised to see that Hibs shop was very superior - I doubt I`d say the same now ) . As I said , merchandise is not an issue for me but OP has a very valid point ( regarding stock on sale - I`ve always found staff friendly and helpful ) and as shop is only a few metres from club offices I assume directors are satisfied that club is doing all it could to maximise merchandise sales and generally promote name of Hibernian FC .

[Scouse Hibee]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key


Sounds like a jke to me too :greengrin

[snooky]

Me t, really gd idea Bh, als shcked that the shp is full of frieghners, it's a jke :agree:

Hu are these peple? McCist wants 2 knw

[hibsbollah]

In 2006 I wanted to buy a Zemmama shirt before I even saw him play, and the shop had run out of 'm's and asked me to come back the following week.

M is a common consonant, but I didnt feel enraged. Maybe im an atypical consumer but I went back later and I still have the shirt.

[snooky]

In 2006 I wanted to buy a Zemmama shirt before I even saw him play, and the shop had run out of 'm's and asked me to come back the following week.

M is a common consonant, but I didnt feel enraged. Maybe im an atypical consumer but I went back later and I still have the shirt.

Oh y God here we go again ................................:greengrin

[hibsbollah]

Oh y God here we go again ................................:greengrin

Thank **** we never signed McManaman. The poor aussies on minimum wage in the shop would be in meltdown...

[Scouse Hibee]

Names on shirts is for kids!

[iwasthere1972]

Rod Petrie told the Hibs shop to stall on the order of the letter O pending Garry O'Connors court case. Recycling is high on Rodders list.

[pedroorange1875]

Originally Posted by Hibby cal
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Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key


Rubbish poem

Its been an hour since i read this post and i am still crying with laughter...brilliant easty

[Lucius Apuleius]

Agree entirely though I understand it`s close season and folk are looking for some humour till serious stuff starts again . Was in shop the day before final and was amazed at lack of selection and not just cup final stuff - I bought a couple of things out of duty and guilt but if I`d been a visitor with no emotional contact with Hibs would have left shop in less than 20 seconds . I`d felt the same on previous visits in last couple of years but assumed things would have changed . I`ve never been into merchandise ( would love to go back to days of no second shirt ) but buy thinking I`m helping club since I can`t get to many games and also give Hibs pens , bookmarks etc to relatives etc in Spain thinking I`m promoting club but am amazed how quality of shop has fallen in recent years ( I went into shop of Valencia FC a few years ago when Valencia were one of best teams in Europe and was surprised to see that Hibs shop was very superior - I doubt I`d say the same now ) . As I said , merchandise is not an issue for me but OP has a very valid point ( regarding stock on sale - I`ve always found staff friendly and helpful ) and as shop is only a few metres from club offices I assume directors are satisfied that club is doing all it could to maximise merchandise sales and generally promote name of Hibernian FC .

:grr: Poor shop is out of vowels and you are just adding them willynilly. N bldy wnder we are ut.

[Craig_in_Prague]

le gd

[snooky]

le gd

Forget the missing 'o' - just add an 'e' & 'n'

[lapsedhibee]

Me t, really gd idea Bh, als shcked that the shp is full of frieghners, it's a jke :agree:

:tsk tsk: Yu're wasting the shp's Hs nw. There's n H in freigner. Thugh there is in Jhnny Freigner.

[snooky]

:singing: And if you know your history, it's enough to make your heart go <sold out> <sold out> <sold out> <sold out>

:faf:

Great chant to sing verbatim at the next game at ER i.e. :singing: "...heart go, sold out, sold out, sold out"

[Hank Schrader]

Rubbish poem

:rotflmao:

[fat freddy]

i know where the o.p. is coming from....last season they ran out of P's....it was when they were doing the tenner shirt deal due to half the team leaving...i went down for a bargain and was told i had to have one of the new players names on my back...the only letters they had left that could make up one of the new players names were T.H.O.R.N.H.I.L.L.....i wore it three times and he was gone.

[scoopyboy]

i know where the o.p. is coming from....last season they ran out of P's....it was when they were doing the tenner shirt deal due to half the team leaving...i went down for a bargain and was told i had to have one of the new players names on my back...the only letters they had left that could make up one of the new players names were T.H.O.R.N.H.I.L.L.....i wore it three times and he was gone.

This thread minds me of one of my favourite two ronnies sketches.

Original poster had problems with o's (hose).

You had problems with p's (peas).

Did anybody have issues with four candles (fork handles):greengrin

[Hibercelona]

Sl:0:w day t:0:day.....

:tumble:

[GraniteCityHibs]

Rubbish poem


:not worth

:faf:

If i had any o's i would have LOL'd

[erin go bragh]

Just back from the stadium tour which was very well done ,but the club shop was closed :confused: wtf , when the club has put on free stadium tours you would think the club store would be open ,lots of people with kids who like myself couldn`t believe it was closed .
ggtth

[Kris1875]

Just back from the stadium tour which was very well done ,but the club shop was closed :confused: wtf , when the club has put on free stadium tours you would think the club store would be open ,lots of people with kids who like myself couldn`t believe it was closed .
ggtth

I'm not 100% but the tour wasn't ran by the club it was the historical trust , though I do agree the shop should've been open !!

[Hibby_Paul]

Very surprised to see club shop was shut. Surely Hibs could have seen the potential sales opportunities available from their being free stadium tours!

[FranckSuzy]

According to the website, the shop doesn't open on a Sunday. If they had, they would no doubt be accused of thinking only of profits! They would also have to factor in wages etc by staffing it. I know the staff are on reduced hours already due to the season ending.

[HibeeSince85]

According to the website, the shop doesn't open on a Sunday. If they had, they would no doubt be accused of thinking only of profits! They would also have to factor in wages etc by staffing it. I know the staff are on reduced hours already due to the season ending.

Don't think they could be accused of thinking of profit, makes perfect sense. There is a tour running on a weekend, the first weekend after a new kit was launched.

Should have been open!

[madabouthibs]

Nice move from Tache, obviously we haven't targeted any noobs with "O" in their name.

[chorley_fm]

Think the letter 'o' was only here on a loan deal, probably has returned to his home club

[Yuillsy]

Just been to the club shop today
Plenty of tops in stock,but when I
Tried to get my surname printed on
Back of the top I was told they had
No letter "o" in stock.it's only one of
Five vowels ffs.:confused:
Also shop seems to be full of austrailians
Who don't seem to have a clue about
Customer services/help.
It's not a very enjoyable experience going
Into the shop.especially today for the
Launch of a new kit.
Very poor and low key
Nt being funny mate but unless yu're under the age f 11 getting yur wn surname n the back f a strip is a jke!!!

[FitbaFolkKen]

Names on shirts is for kids!

Out of all the stuff on this thread that is the biggest point, disappointing kids is poor and hardly encouraging future generations.

[Hibby cal]

Nt being funny mate but unless yu're under the age f 11 getting yur wn surname n the back f a strip is a jke!!!

Aye your right!
It's was for a disappointed
Son.not for me