This is Comedy Gold (merged)

[Hermit Crab]

Enjoy http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/111685-Looking-after-your-cup-final-ticket.

[Mikey]

:greengrin

[H18sry]

Does anybody have a picture of the ticket, it won't let me see it :greengrin

[CallumLaidlaw]

Does anybody have a picture of the ticket, it won't let me see it :greengrin

Me too. I want it for Facebook :hibees

[Bostonhibby]

Liked this bit

Posted Today, 19:56Can't get picture to upload. Basically scortched his ticket. He is going to Tynie tomorrow to make sure it is okay.

Surely even they must realise its for too late for that, Tynie is faaaaaaaaar from okay :greengrin

[Hermit Crab]

Does anybody have a picture of the ticket, it won't let me see it :greengrin

Sorted.

[Hermit Crab]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy

[Saorsa]

8232 here we go. Genius this boyhttp://i1175.photobucket.com/albums/r623/JDPH1875/smilies%202/fall_off_chair_laughing.gif

[hibee_girl]

:faf:

[Mikey]

What a total turnip :monkey1:

[Bostonhibby]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy

He he, one empty seat then! Why would anyone let one of them near a hot iron? Probably tried to iron his face as well. :crazy:

[hibee92]

:lolyam::faf::faf::faf::faf:

[Hibercelona]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy

:faf:

[Long Time Hibee]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy

Top quality. :thumbsup::faf:

[21.05.2016]

Fantastic, only a jambo eh :faf:

:jamboclow:lolyam:

[1two]

Hahahaha

[hiblander]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cb

[StevesFamau5]

Its moments like this that make you realise no matter how bad it gets. No matter what life throws at you... It could be worse. You could be one of those degenerate inbred animals...

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[vein]

For the benefit of those who dont want to make the trip over the road to read the thread, how on earth did the tool manage to do that?

[Northernhibee]

...only the yams. :brokenyam:

[Twiglet]

For the benefit of those who dont want to make the trip over the road to read the thread, how on earth did the tool manage to do that?

He tried to iron out the crease caused by having it folded in his wallet.

[Northernhibee]

He tried to iron out the crease caused by having it folded in his wallet.

:thumbsup::rotflmao::nade:

[vein]

He tried to iron out the crease caused by having it folded in his wallet.

Thats outstanding!!!! What a muppet!

[Ultrabee1-0]

omg am ****ing pissing my self :faf::faf:

[Nakedmanoncrack]

omg am ****ing pissing my self :faf::faf:

Was feeling a bit miserable tonight, not anymore!
:greengrin

[wee 162]

Jamtard. Just one of many.

[muzzhfc]

how do i make that my avatar or signature?!

[hibsitis]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy

So if we've got this right, not only is he stupid enough to care enough about the aesthetica of his ticket but stupid enough to post about it as well? There must be a care service we can call.

[cocopops1875]

The thing I don't get is, having bought the ticket he has managed to crease it but rather than wait till after the match (where more creasing is likely) he decideds to iron it now ? What a tard

[EdinMike]

Part of me believes (without a doubt) this is a true and honest story and the sensible side of is thinking; How, Why...Really !?!

Oh wait, a Jambo did it that explains all the questions in my head :greengrin

[Hibs7]

Jambard ........ a maroon ******, I like it.

[SouthamptonHibs]

Just showed the wife the picture and provided a brief catch up to what it is and why it was done her reply was class "what a dickheed"...... Typical Hearts fans stupid to the core hail hail

[H18sry]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cb

:rolleyes: :wtf:

Hermit is a Hibs fan and will be on his way to Inverness very soon.

[Pretty Boy]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cb

Oh dear.

[Saorsa]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cbhttp://mirzabiz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ROTTEN-PLUM-12.jpg

[Hermit Crab]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cb


Yeah thats right im a dirty stinking Jambo. See you at Inverness today then........:rolleyes:

[Hermit Crab]

:rolleyes: :wtf:

Hermit is a Hibs fan and will be on his way to Inverness very soon.


Indeed i will be :wink:

[R'Albin]

Call me weird but I don´t find this funny at all....maybe cause there´s something bigger at stake and someone likes reading posts on a Hearts website and posting it here !

YOU AINT NO HIBS FAN SON!

:cb

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/0912/implied-facepalm-implied-facepalm-demotivational-poster-1259858393.jpg

[Manxhibs]

Wow, that really is worrying that he decided that ironing it was a great idea. Sums them up nicely I guess.

[Greentinted]

We can only hope the phone didn't ring when the tragic twat was ironing his ticket (as you do :crazy: ) or he'll have a well burnt heid/face/ear anaw.

[TheMentalHibees]

He tried to iron out the crease caused by having it folded in his wallet.

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages. Imagine the TO staff's faces when he brings his singed ticket in and tells them the story.

[blackpoolhibs]

When i'm ironing my tickets, i always iron them on the back. Only idiots iron the front of a cup final ticket? :confused::tee hee:

[Bostonhibby]

When i'm ironing my tickets, i always iron them on the back. Only idiots iron the front of a cup final ticket? :confused::tee hee:

:greengrin And when I wash them before hand I always do it in the delicates cycle with no colours, as colours, maroon for example, tend to bleed.

Any other top tips about how to properly launder your Cup final tickets?

For any of our watching Yams, how about microwaving to ensure a germ free ticket? Go on, you know you want to.

[blackpoolhibs]

:greengrin And when I wash them before hand I always do it in the delicates cycle with no colours, as colours, maroon for example, tend to bleed.

Any other top tips about how to properly launder your Cup final tickets?

For any of our watching Yams, how about microwaving to ensure a germ free ticket? Go on, you know you want to.


Never do what i did after washing my last cup final ticket on a delicate wash, dont under any circumstance hang it out to dry in the back green, when i went to check if it was dry, some bugger had stolen it. :boo hoo:

[Greentinted]

:greengrin And when I wash them before hand I always do it in the delicates cycle with no colours, as colours, maroon for example, tend to bleed.

Any other top tips about how to properly launder your Cup final tickets?

For any of our watching Yams, how about microwaving to ensure a germ free ticket? Go on, you know you want to.

I find that 15 minutes in a trooser press usually suffices but when the creases are stubborn, spray with starch and clench ticket in the grip of the wife's hair straightners then leave to dry by hanging for 24 hours, using one of your many spare clothes pegs, in an airing cupboard (or similar)*. I thought that's how everybody smooths their cup final tickets.

*But not outside - see above post.

[Hainan Hibs]

After the wash is a tumble dry suitable or am I best just to hang it outside on a clothesline for the afternoon?

Any drying tips would be much appreciated:agree:

[Bostonhibby]

Never do what i did after washing my last cup final ticket on a delicate wash, dont under any circumstance hang it out to dry in the back green, when i went to check if it was dry, some bugger had stolen it. :boo hoo:

:aok: Marshmallow fork on the woodburner it is then.

[Mikey]

Surely he would have been better putting it under Mackay's medals. The weight would have squashed it flat in no time.

[Mon1875]

Tremendous stuff. Now posted on Facebook :faf:

[Bostonhibby]

Avoid the risks of damaging your ticket through applied heat by placing it carefully under a 20 ton steam roller.

[Holmesdale Hibs]

Haha, nae luck ya jambo muppit.

[iwasthere1972]

Come on now folks. Think about it.

A Yam and an iron. :confused:

Up there with

A hun and a bar of soap
A german and a sense of humour.

[Scouse Hibee]

I didn't believe that story for one minute and thought the photo had been mocked up. To prove my point I ironed my own ticket..............................****** hell it's true the iron does **** it up arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh :boo hoo::grr:

[Hibercelona]

I didn't believe that story for one minute and thought the photo had been mocked up. To prove my point I ironed my own ticket..............................****** hell it's true the iron does **** it up arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh :boo hoo::grr:

I honestly can't tell whether you're being serious or not. :greengrin

[Eyrie]

Any other top tips about how to properly launder your Cup final tickets?
Romanov is your man for laundering advice.

[blackpoolhibs]

I just put one of mine in with the dishes, bloody thing has disappeared down the plug hole. :grr:

[The_Todd]

What a fud.

[fat freddy]

is this the same guy that fell out of his window whilst ironing his curtains?

[Franck Stanton]

Just be thankful the phone didn't ring whilst he was ironing.

[--------]

I just put one of mine in with the dishes, bloody thing has disappeared down the plug hole. :grr:


No got a filter on your dishwasher?

I always send my tickets to the dry-cleaners. They clean them, press them, and give me them back clipped to a handy wire clothes-hanger.

[blackpoolhibs]

No got a filter on your dishwasher?

I always send my tickets to the dry-cleaners. They clean them, press them, and give me them back clipped to a handy wire clothes-hanger.

No, and boy am i paying the price now. At least that chump still has his ticket, albeit a wee bit burnt.:greengrin

[therealgavmac]

Woo Hoo - New avatar :greengrin

[cocopops1875]

Just seen the pic on facebook billed as "daft hobo irons ticket" they really are horrible weirdos

[hfc rd]

Typical stupid yams. Won't suprise me if next, he/she decided to give it a shower and then hang it up to dry.

[Hermit Crab]

Typical stupid yams. Won't suprise me if next, he/she decided to give it a shower and then hang it up to dry. :tee hee:

[Hibs07p]

Typical stupid yams. Won't suprise me if next, he/she decided to give it a shower and then hang it up to dry.

Might even put it through the wringer (the oldies know what I mean), and finds out it's actually a paper shredder. :greengrin

[Hermit Crab]

Woo Hoo - New avatar :greengrin


:greengrin Nice one

[HibbySpurs]

8232 here we go. Genius this boy


:faf:

[littleplum]

Just seen the pic on facebook billed as "daft hobo irons ticket" they really are horrible weirdos

It's for the West Stand :hmmm:

[jonty]

He really should be putting some Savlon on that. :agree:

[Hibs7]

Did anyone notice on the tickets that it is Hibernian v Hearts

We are classed as the home team, any superstitious relevance there.?

[Bostonhibby]

Did anyone notice on the tickets that it is Hibernian v Hearts

We are classed as the home team, any superstitious relevance there.?

No really, its the other way round when you look at the imprint on the bottom of his iron :greengrin

[nonshinyfinish]

No really, its the other way round when you look at the imprint on the bottom of his iron :greengrin

:top marks

[madabouthibs]

Should be able to scrape the burny bits off, like you do with toast? :greengrin

[IWasThere2016]

Wot a plum :faf:

[nonshinyfinish]

I heard that the guy wrapped the charred remains in a 1986 Double Winners flag and buried it. On the third day it rose from its grave in his shan wee Gorgie slum garden, the scorch marks having resolved themselves into the image of Gary MacKay in all his finery, bedecked with each and every medal from his glittering career.

[hibs0666]

Yam muppet (http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/99898-hearts-fan-burnt-his-cup-final-ticket-trying-to-iron-out-creases/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

:trumpet:

[Hermit Crab]

Yam muppet (http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/99898-hearts-fan-burnt-his-cup-final-ticket-trying-to-iron-out-creases/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

:trumpet:

Page 7 of today's evening news......

[hibbybrian]

Yam muppet (http://local.stv.tv/edinburgh/99898-hearts-fan-burnt-his-cup-final-ticket-trying-to-iron-out-creases/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter)

:trumpet:

Looks like he's getting set to press the creases out of his shirt :cb

[hibs0666]

Did anyone notice on the tickets that it is Hibernian v Hearts

We are classed as the home team, any superstitious relevance there.?

The home team has won every Scottish Cup final Hibs have been involved in since the war...

[jane_says]

The home team has won every Scottish Cup final Hibs have been involved in since the war...

Every time Hibs and Hearts have been named as the home team in a SC final they have won, every time they have been named as the away team they have lost. Every single time. Shivers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scottish_Cup_winners

It's our year.

[KiddA]

Not only did he burn his ticket he also fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down ugly jambo rat :agree:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4319176/Im-so-proud-to-be-going-to-Cup-Final-Ive-ironed-my-ticket.html

:lolyam:

[LancsHibs]

Aww bless! His carer really shouldn't let him play with the iron!!

[KiddA]

Aww bless! His carer really shouldn't let him play with the iron!!

:tee hee:

[Matty_Jack04]

Wonder if he got that iron at the club shop

[Www1875hfc]

The paraffin lamp works at edmundsons electrical sighthill !!

Obviously care in the community isnt working.

[Gala Foxes]

clearly not the brightest guy in the world - "my mates ticket looked better than mine so I ironed it"

Kind of sad he wasn't too embarassed to admit how stupid he was

[TrickyNicky]

Not only did he burn his ticket he also fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down ugly jambo rat :agree:

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4319176/Im-so-proud-to-be-going-to-Cup-Final-Ive-ironed-my-ticket.html

:lolyam:

In photographic terms, it's quite a beautiful shot full of depth of character!

The pain in his eyes say : " My team is going to lose on Saturday" !

The half smirk says " If I hadn't been lucky enough to be this stupid, I never would've had the opportunity to get my photo taken with something so hot and dangerous "!

[Cabbage East]

The state of that. The perfect representation of yam. Just needs a battered Farmfoods bag surgically attached to his paw.

[Holmesdale Hibs]

If I did something that stupid there is absolutely no chance I'd be telling the papers. WTF is he thinking.

Ha ha ha.

[TamHibs]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4319176/Im-so-proud-to-be-going-to-Cup-Final-Ive-ironed-my-ticket.html

Doesn't look the sharpest knife in the drawer to be fair. Still a ***** though lol

[skipster7]

The state of that. The perfect representation of yam. Just needs a battered Farmfoods bag surgically attached to his paw.
that made me lol:faf:

[Pretty Boy]

Is that, I refrain from using he, the ultimate anti style statement or what?

[scott7_0(Prague)]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/4319176/Im-so-proud-to-be-going-to-Cup-Final-Ive-ironed-my-ticket.html

Doesn't look the sharpest knife in the drawer to be fair. Still a ***** though lol

Good to see him in the latest kit... or maybe he is into retro fashion.... SCAF.

[Just_Jimmy]

check out his pink jamboid iron.

if he knew who they were, i bet his parents would be proud.