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Lofarl
26-04-2012, 08:59 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

jonty
26-04-2012, 09:15 PM
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Creme/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1


Sadly, by this time our activity has spread the Veet to other areas and the effect was becoming corrosive. Fortuitously, my wife had already filled a washing up bowl with cold water as a precaution so I was able to jump off and lie over the bowl with my gentlemen's vegetables dangling in the cooling liquid whilst she ran screaming for the bathroom. I haven't seen her react like that since I dipped one of her dildos in chilli powder.

:faf:

Beefster
26-04-2012, 09:25 PM
I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.

I almost pissed myself!

Joy Zipper
26-04-2012, 09:54 PM
I think that's the funniest thing that I have ever read!

Beefster
26-04-2012, 10:06 PM
Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus

It's like the gift that keeps giving.

lyonhibs
26-04-2012, 10:12 PM
i'm in tears here.

Beefster
26-04-2012, 10:22 PM
Even the product photos cracked me up.

s.a.m
27-04-2012, 06:25 AM
........the Paul Ross Print one is also good value. (borrowed from the Bounce!)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B001N6W8U0/

lyonhibs
27-04-2012, 08:19 AM
"Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off."

:not worth:faf::faf:

Only 24 pages to go - this will make Friday fly!!!!

Future17
27-04-2012, 01:19 PM
Makes my farts sound louder. The hair must have acted as a interlocking silencer..

cad
10-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Thats a belter :top marks



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXQTOwBWPys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXQTOwBWPys)