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Mikey
25-04-2012, 06:09 PM
This is an offshoot of a thread on the PM board and probably isn't for the sqeamish :greengrin

To set the scene, it's 5:42pm on Saturday 19th May. The score is 4-4 on penalties, Hearts have missed one and we've got one still to take.

Who steps up?

Eoin Doyle for me :agree:

3pm
25-04-2012, 06:13 PM
Someone with no brains.... Garry O'Connor!

Mikey
25-04-2012, 06:16 PM
Someone with no brains.... Garry O'Connor!

No danger he'll be on after 120 mins. He'll be on the sunbed :greengrin

ancient hibee
25-04-2012, 06:18 PM
Where's Alan O'Brien when you need him?

bod
25-04-2012, 06:28 PM
a hibby through n through





me

sleeping giant
25-04-2012, 06:37 PM
McPake :agree:

HUTCHYHIBBY
25-04-2012, 06:40 PM
Tommy McIntyre

lyonhibs
25-04-2012, 06:42 PM
I'll be brown bread through a massive heart attack if it comes to that.

In all seriousness, that would be terrifying.

Osbourne for me.

Hibercelona
25-04-2012, 06:42 PM
Tommy McIntyre :agree:

frazeHFC
25-04-2012, 06:43 PM
It's a tough one but for me probably Doyle too. I reckon he'd keep his cool and win us the cup!

wearethehibs
25-04-2012, 06:47 PM
Anyone but Ian Murray.

Pretty Boy
25-04-2012, 06:48 PM
Where's Colin Murdock when you need him?

One of the coolest pressure pens I've ever seen.

Of our current squad any of Doyle, O'Connor or Griffiths; all finishers.

matty_f
25-04-2012, 06:52 PM
Lewis Stevenson. :agree:

R'Albin
25-04-2012, 06:55 PM
Wasn't it O'Hanlon that scored a really good pen against Motherwell? I say we bring him on :agree:

McKenzie
25-04-2012, 07:49 PM
Colin Nish or Griffiths, imagine the scene if he scored the winning pen

madabouthibs
25-04-2012, 07:53 PM
At that time, theres only one.
Petrie!
:greengrin

hibsbollah
25-04-2012, 07:56 PM
McPake.

Hes just a winner. You can see it in everything he does.

:manlove:

Northernhibee
25-04-2012, 07:59 PM
Leigh Griffiths, so after the goal he can recreate Craig Beattie's celebration in front of the yammish faithful but instead of twirling his shirt over his head, he could deliver a :giruy: to every single yam left in the stadium.

Judas Iscariot
25-04-2012, 08:06 PM
Lewis Stevenson. :agree:

No danger!!!

Sparky for me :agree:

smurf
25-04-2012, 08:07 PM
This thread had made me feel sick.

AlbertK86
25-04-2012, 09:04 PM
Sparky

Glory Lurker
25-04-2012, 09:06 PM
Ivan or Sparky

NORTHERNHIBBY
25-04-2012, 09:11 PM
The Dobster. Last time was class, but I fell over the seats.

Wotherspiniesta
25-04-2012, 09:13 PM
Kujabi.

He'd rip the net an' all.

HibeeMG
25-04-2012, 09:15 PM
Kujabi.

He'd rip the net an' all.

Dear God! That penalty could go anywhere!

Mikey
25-04-2012, 09:22 PM
As proved again tonight, the Germans and Hibs just don't lose penalty shoot outs.

I'd dress the Hibs players up in lederhosen and give them a bratwurst sandwich before each spot kick just to be doubly sure :agree:

HiBremian
25-04-2012, 09:28 PM
As proved again tonight, the Germans and Hibs just don't lose penalty shoot outs.

I'd dress the Hibs players up in lederhosen and give them a bratwurst sandwich before each spot kick just to be doubly sure :agree:

Yep, and another disappointed Portuguese manager an all :wink:

Wotherspiniesta
25-04-2012, 09:33 PM
Dear God! That penalty could go anywhere!

It'd go right doon MacDonald's throat and carry him through the net.

Glory Lurker
25-04-2012, 09:39 PM
It'd go right doon MacDonald's throat and carry him through the net.

That has the makings of a classic "You Are The Ref" question!

silverhibee
25-04-2012, 09:41 PM
No danger he'll be on after 120 mins. He'll be on the sunbed :greengrin



Or looking out a window with bars on it. :greengrin

silverhibee
25-04-2012, 09:45 PM
Ian Murray. :cb

Wotherspiniesta
25-04-2012, 10:00 PM
That has the makings of a classic "You Are The Ref" question!

Not really.

The only ref in the world who wouldn't allow it would be Craig Tho........

JennaFletcher
25-04-2012, 10:31 PM
Ivan :agree: Especially if Rudi Skacel missed the pen and it went flying off into the Hearts end and hit some 50 year old Yam fud wearing a Hearts top in the belly. So we're pishing ourselves, they're crying/biting their nails off in nervous agony and then up steps thee Ivan Sproule to score a no nonsense penalty, breaking the net and hitting some other Yam fud's pie out of his hand while the whole of the Hibs team do a Beattie past the Hearts fans.

I get about 29084094 bruises in celebration and I'm lucky if I get back on the bus in one piece with all organs and limbs intact and a full set of hair and teeth. Though to be honest, I probably won't even care or notice. :thumbsup::flag: