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AgentDaleCooper
17-04-2012, 05:56 AM
lets suppose, regardless of whether you're an ST holder or not, that circumstances have contrived themselves to the end that you don't have a ticket for the final, and it is sold out. realistically, what would you do to get one?

Newry Hibs
17-04-2012, 07:37 AM
Anne Widdecombe in a Hearts top

francobaresi
17-04-2012, 07:50 AM
Anything it takes that I would get away with:wink:

StevieC
17-04-2012, 08:00 AM
I'd sell my eldest born to an Arab Sheik.

I'd really miss her but the camels might be handy, especially with the rising fuel costs.

lobster
17-04-2012, 08:31 AM
Anne Widdecombe in a Hearts top

Thats my day ruined :eek:


:top marks

Hibbyradge
17-04-2012, 08:35 AM
I'd promise to go to the game and not watch it in the pub.

Do I win £5?

Brummie_Hibs
17-04-2012, 08:45 AM
I've been asked by a very part time Hearts fan that if they managed to get two tickets, would I want to go in the Hearts End.

I said no.

However, he expects me to do the same back if I get two tickets for Hibs end.....erm NO!

Bostonhibby
17-04-2012, 08:59 AM
I've been asked by a very part time Hearts fan that if they managed to get two tickets, would I want to go in the Hearts End.

I said no.

However, he expects me to do the same back if I get two tickets for Hibs end.....erm NO!

Funnily enough, my cardigan wearing brother in law is a yam and he asked me the same thing yesterday. He lives in Edinburgh and openly admits he never goes to a game - only ever watches them on the telly in the golf club because thats where all his "mates" are.

I told him I didn't really understand the question as there were only 2 "Yam ends" in my contemplation - one is when the Vlad balloon bursts and the other version doesn't really bear thinking about it but they all have an unhealthy interest in each others/their family members.

I wouldn't go in the Hearts end but I'd take the ticket, auction it to them and give the money to Dnipro.

yeezus.
17-04-2012, 09:33 AM
Wouldn't go as far as Anne Widecombe in a yams top but I'd do just about anything

Holmesdale Hibs
17-04-2012, 10:54 AM
I'd do alot more for a Hibs victory than I would for a ticket.

Anne Widdecombe in Hearts top might be pushing it. One of the only times I can think of that I'd want a hearts top to stay on. That's even worse than the jambo with the Romanov banner out the window. Well, close call.

iwasthere1972
17-04-2012, 12:35 PM
I'd take the wife back.

On second thoughts I'd just watch the match on the tellybox.

Hibernia&Alba
17-04-2012, 12:38 PM
Wouldn't go as far as Anne Widecombe in a yams top but I'd do just about anything

Julian Clary in a Hearts top? :greengrin

WestEndHibee
17-04-2012, 12:41 PM
I'd walk down Princes Street naked

Northern Hibby
17-04-2012, 12:53 PM
Daughters x 2, they're gonna leave me soon anyway ;-)