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Hibercelona
16-04-2012, 07:48 PM
For me personally, the grin would never leave my face. I'd be laying there in my coffin bed somewhere in 2065 with the exact same grin stuck on my face.

Mikeystewart
16-04-2012, 07:53 PM
Personally winning is as terrifying as loosing, Leith would be mayhem for weeks!

whatever happens tears will flow.

Manxhibs
16-04-2012, 07:59 PM
For me personally, the grin would never leave my face. I'd be laying there in my coffin bed somewhere in 2065 with the exact same grin stuck on my face.

Potentially the worst hangover of all time but every second of pain will be worth it

Beefster
16-04-2012, 08:12 PM
I'll go missing for a week, be the worst possible example to Mini-Beefster and Mrs Beefster will consider divorce but it'll all be worthwhile in the end. And I'll be in a good mood for at least three months so win/win for everyone.

Hibernia&Alba
16-04-2012, 08:28 PM
I'll go missing for a week, be the worst possible to Mini-Beefster and Mrs Beefster will consider divorce but it'll all be worthwhile in the end. And I'll be in a good mood for at least three months so win/win for everyone.

There will be thousands reported missing. Leith pubs open round the clock in celebration, nobody knowing what day it is :greengrin

Dinkydoo
16-04-2012, 08:33 PM
I ended up drinking for approximately 15 hours - with a couple of breaks here and there - on Saturday and that was only the bloody semi final!

I think I'm going to book some of my annual leave for the week following the final, I'm going to need it.

Whenever I arrive home (days, weeks later), i'll probably top it all off by burning the house down whilst attempting to make some sort of double loaf cheese toastie.

Scouse Hibee
16-04-2012, 08:35 PM
A giant conga through Gorgie with some 40,000 Hibees chanting "2006...............2006.................you've not won the big cup since 2006"

Edinburgh Green
16-04-2012, 09:12 PM
There would be a very real chance that I would get alcohol poisoning if we won!

pentlando
16-04-2012, 10:11 PM
I'd have to get used to carrying a gun in my pocket, or just being pleased to see everyone :wink::greengrin

Diclonius
16-04-2012, 10:34 PM
We'd have the upper hand over them psychologically and would have the "edge" in derbies.

Sean1875
16-04-2012, 10:47 PM
Id probably ejaculate everywhere at the full time whistle.

Lofarl
16-04-2012, 10:51 PM
My corpse would be found in a ditch somewhere with my stomach full of booze and a big fan smile on my face. It'd be worth it.

Eyrie
17-04-2012, 06:57 PM
I may have to reconsider my devout atheism.