Literal Footballers Names

[AllyF]

My mate's just started this Facebook page. Some of them are absolutely hysterical.

http://www.facebook.com/FootballersWithHilariousNames

Have a peek and post your own.

My favourite is Fruit Pascal Cygan.

[jgl07]

In the 1990s a commentator was describing a Manchester United match. He started that "Roy Keane was looking very keen" and "Lee Sharpe was quite sharp". He then went on to talk about Nicky Butt "another appropriately named player".