Breakung News- Fatty Fowkes spotted

[hibsbollah]

...at Edinburgh zoo. You can see that bulbous nose from a hundred yards. What should i do to him? :flag:

[blindsummit]

...at Edinburgh zoo. You can see that bulbous nose from a hundred yards. What should i do to him? :flag:

Dont feed him! :rules:

[Dashing Bob S]

Has he urinated all over his enclosure?

[Jack]

Ask him what freebie he's taking advantage of today

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Ask him if he sees the irony in the fact that at the zoo you can see things that are in danger of extinction.

[Tricla]

Kick his fat rhino heid in!

[lucky]

Why don't you just say a hello and leave the man to enjoy his day out!

[hfc rd]

Quickly find and tell a zookeeper that a hippopotamus has just escaped and is going to eat the kids.

[Hibbyradge]

Ask him if he sees the irony in the fact that at the zoo you can see things that are in danger of extinction.

:thumbsup:

Now that I would do.

[hibsbollah]

I was desperate to say loudly 'look kids! a proboscis monkey' :devil:

[Hibernia Na Eir]

for fowkes sake.....the podgy little steaming toalie reminds me of a pigmy hippo.
I'd keep him at arms length, these types tend to smell. Jibbering old jobbie.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Was it his nose or are you sure he's not morphed into a baboon?