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spike220
16-02-2012, 12:14 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

MacBean
16-02-2012, 12:16 PM
Texan chases Millionaire Uncle/Brother/Father over unpaid child benefit.:cb

:wink:
:devil:

spike220
16-02-2012, 12:21 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

..............And for my next trick I will make something really big disapear!

spike220
16-02-2012, 12:27 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

..........of course I can afford to celebrate, I just got 30mil for a few hundred 5th division season tickets for the next three seasons.

scuttle
16-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Craig Whyte at the launch of two new business ventures

Cashforyoursash.com
Lootforyourflute.co.uk

Famous Fiver
16-02-2012, 12:30 PM
Gee, that was some ripper.

Hope it's not too smelly.

blaikie
16-02-2012, 12:30 PM
No Income Tax .. No Vat .. No Money Back .. No RFC

Golden Bear
16-02-2012, 12:31 PM
Has anyone seen my sunglasses?

muzzhfc
16-02-2012, 12:33 PM
"look into my eyes, deeper, deeper, deeper, good. there is no debt at rangers, there is no debt at rangers"

Captain Trips
16-02-2012, 12:37 PM
Hello Mr Whyte its suitsyou here, about that cheque for your suit hire................

neilmartinrocks
16-02-2012, 12:37 PM
I love it when a plan comes together
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

frazeHFC
16-02-2012, 12:38 PM
'I like this job - I like it!'

(Quote from the Joker, who i think Whyte resembles, anyone else agree? :greengrin)


http://www.moviesdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/The-Joker2-The-Dark-Knight.jpg

spike220
16-02-2012, 12:38 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

... I was sure the invitation said 'Admiration Party' I must have read it wrong.

easty
16-02-2012, 12:40 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Dont cha wish your chairman was smug like me...

neilmartinrocks
16-02-2012, 12:44 PM
'I like this job - I like it!'

(Quote from the Joker, who i think Whyte resembles, anyone else agree? :greengrin)


http://www.moviesdx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/The-Joker2-The-Dark-Knight.jpg

Nah he looks like a fat Alan *******.

spike220
16-02-2012, 12:44 PM
I bleedin well hate attending funerals!!!
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

Jack Ferrigan
16-02-2012, 01:06 PM
"I still can't believe that they fell for it, but then I'm such a nice guy" :wink:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

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Phil MaGlass
16-02-2012, 01:18 PM
I didnt see it coming until the eye blackout mask i am wearing fell off.

spike220
16-02-2012, 10:25 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

I like mine shaken and stired please!

burghhibs
16-02-2012, 10:42 PM
Do you want to see my Green and white pants :thumbsup:

beensaidbefore
16-02-2012, 10:47 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg





Hi, I'm Craig Whyte. And yeah, I am ****ting myself.

Jonnyboy
16-02-2012, 10:58 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Craig Whyte, the winner of this week's "Smarmy ******* you've like to chin" award

Irish_Steve
16-02-2012, 11:01 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Trust me.

beensaidbefore
16-02-2012, 11:02 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg





I may look like a dick, but in reality, I'm far worse than that...

blackpoolhibs
16-02-2012, 11:02 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Now you see it, now you dont.

Scouse Hibee
16-02-2012, 11:09 PM
Craig recieves his freedom of the City award from Neil Lennon

No.4
16-02-2012, 11:43 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg




The chairman puts on a brave face whilst the bruised and battered wife of a 5 year season ticket holder exits to get the tea on?

spike220
17-02-2012, 05:49 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

You say hearts are for sale.....hmmm....that gives me an idea.

hibbill2002
17-02-2012, 06:39 AM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg





I'm really Allan Stewart, welcome to my pantomime, 'Snow Whyte'

huggie1875
17-02-2012, 08:03 AM
My name ish bond bail bond

huggie1875
17-02-2012, 08:04 AM
I'm really Allan Stewart, welcome to my pantomime, 'Snow Whyte'


:top marks

SoL
17-02-2012, 09:28 AM
http://www.hibs.net/webkit-fake-url://EB17DA27-3251-41BF-8C46-AF590B82C4C7/imagejpeg

Cocohibby
17-02-2012, 09:56 AM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg




You know, I've got a wardrobe full of these suits at home. All paid for from a loan against future bovril sales at Ibrox. Clever eh?

marinello59
17-02-2012, 11:00 AM
Look, how many times Dougal? The money was only resting in my account.

MSK
17-02-2012, 11:13 AM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg

Have you met my conjoined twin ..?

SMAXXA
17-02-2012, 11:28 AM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



HMRC Lady "excuse me Mr White, thanks for the trousers, we will now require you jacket, shirt and bow tie"

jodjam
17-02-2012, 11:54 AM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg




"and on next weeks episode of Emabarrasing Bodies a woman with an embarassing boil attached to her forehead speaks out about her trauma"

heretoday
17-02-2012, 12:56 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Can you tie a bow?

blackpoolhibs
17-02-2012, 01:20 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



Can you tie a bow?

The more i look at that picture, the more i expect the bow tie to start twirling round like Frank Butchers.

Seveno
17-02-2012, 01:58 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg





If you have seen this man, please contact Strathclyde Police on 0141 999 999

jonty
17-02-2012, 03:25 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg




Stop it love, you're giving me a big head.

Captain Trips
17-02-2012, 03:26 PM
This Weeks Caption Competition, sorry its not hibs related this week but events have overtaken us. As before no prizes just for fun!

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/5/6/1304708189184/Craig-Whyte-Rangers-007.jpg



.....Come in Agent Whyte your work is done.

NORTHERNHIBBY
17-02-2012, 03:37 PM
Just agreeing talks with the President of the Rangers supporters. He kept saying " See you next Tuesday".

Irish_Steve
17-02-2012, 06:02 PM
Look, how many times Dougal? The money was only resting in my account.


:top marks