Hearts the Movie

[spike220]

Buiding on the theme of the other thread, we now have the sequal hearts the Movie. Fill yer boots with suggestions of a name for the move, i will get the ball rolling:

The Muppets:agree:

[nonshinyfinish]

2012.

[CRAZYHIBBY]

kursk ....into the depths

[nonshinyfinish]

Das Boot

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Silence of the Yams

[nonshinyfinish]

Heartbreak Hotel

[spike220]

The Jungle book

Specail appearences from the squeeling monkies and Mowgli: Narrated by Vlad

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Re-arrange these letters

umcS

[Cocohibby]

Casino

[Velma Dinkley]

Saving Private Equity

[Mark79]

Much ado about nothing

[Thecat23]

Honey I Touched The kids.

Produced by Graham Rix
Directed by Craig Thomson.

[Kato]

Human Caterpiller 2

[Hibrandenburg]

Vladdy does Gorgie.

[Velma Dinkley]

The Lying King

[Wilson]

Feckless natives.

[s.a.m]

Marooned

[spike220]

The Money Pit
Paycheck
Little Shop of Horrors

[Captain Emerald]

Dumb & Dumber & Unbelievably Dumb.

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.

[Hibs7]

The untouchables ( or so they think )

Tax....i

Mission Impossible

[le bill]

Four pay delays and a Fax Machine

[Saorsa]

Dumb & Dumber & Unbelievably Dumb.

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly.
The Smelly, The Manky & The Inbred
The Interferers

[Captain Emerald]

Groundisabog Day

One Presided Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[James70]

Trading Places

(An HOMFC/FC Kaunas Co Production)

[southern hibby]

The Crazies,

[Pretty Boy]

The Money Pit

On her majestys revenue and customs service

Nightmare on McLeod Street

The (inappropriate) Social Network

The physio in striped pyjamas.

[huggie1875]

Liar Liar

apocalypse now

rocky

the brood

lords of the ring

[MSK]

Porky's ..

[Gettin' Auld]

The Taxman Always Rings Twice

[HibbyRod]

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea of Debt

[Saorsa]

BELIEVE! (From turmoil to Triumph :hilarious )

Based on the best seller :hilarious by Mark Donaldson and Gary "Medals" MacKay :hilarious

Staring ****a fat ugly pish stained drunken slavering erse****

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/believelaunch02.jpg

[scoopyboy]

One (or Vlad) flew over the cuckoo's nest

[Behar]

Robbing Hood

[Golden Bear]

In order:-

Great Expectations --------------- Paranormal Activity ------------------------ Screwed.

[Sergey]

Deep Throat

(they swallow anything)

[Sodje_18]

Vladiator

[heidtheba]

Thanks to this site - http://www.filmsite.org/momentsindx200.html

I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang (1932) (http://www.filmsite.org/iama.html)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) (http://www.filmsite.org/inva.html)
The Awful Truth (1937) (http://www.filmsite.org/awfu.html)
The Bank Dick (1940) (http://www.filmsite.org/bank.html) (tie) (a personal favourite given Vlad's Ukio Bankas thingy)

[heidtheba]

It's a mad Vlad mad Vlad world...
Freakshow
Freaks

[Pretty Boy]

Big trouble in little Gorgie town

The lady and the tramp. ( starring Craig Levein and the woman he had an affair with )

[blindsummit]

Death Drums Along The River

[Hillsidehibby]

Big

[Killiehibbie]

Jongleurs.

Enough said.

[Stew the Hibee]

Gone with the wind

[BEEJ]

Absolute Beginners

[BEEJ]

Dangerous Liaisons

[Greentinted]

Downfall (subtitled for the hard of thinking)

The Debt Collector

The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!

That Sinking Feeling

The Sting

Se7en (Starring: J O'Rourke, A Duncan, A Gordon, A Cropley, E Turnbull with R Seith and J Jefferies in supporting roles)

Lost In Translation

All Quiet on the Western Front (The Window Slams Shut - Directors Cut)

The Great Dictator

My Beautiful Launderette

[Dunbar Hibee]

Everything Must Go

[Cabbage East]

Snow White and the Seven Nonces.

[Dunbar Hibee]

Disaster Movie.

[Liam_Hibs]

Breakfast at Mowglies.

[Dashing Bob S]

BELIEVE! (From turmoil to Triumph :hilarious )

Based on the best seller :hilarious by Mark Donaldson and Gary "Medals" MacKay :hilarious

Staring ****a fat ugly pish stained drunken slavering erse****

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/believelaunch02.jpg

Who is the unfortunate chap on the left of those two muppets?

[Dashing Bob S]

Lord (Foulkes) of The Ring(pieces)

[Saorsa]

Who is the unfortunate chap on the left of those two muppets?I can only imagine it's the Mark Donaldson I mentioned.

As an aside I would have thought a better subtitles would have been "from turmoil tae complete laughing stock" or "from turmoil tae complete basket case"

Here's a couple of movies already made :greengrin

VLAD MEETS THE PLUMS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM

AND

LAUGHING STOCK


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vARBJvYiAPM&feature=fvsr

[Dashing Bob S]

I can only imagine it's the Mark Donaldson I mentioned.

As an aside I would have thought a better subtitles would have been "from turmoil tae complete laughing stock" or "from turmoil tae complete basket case"

Here's a couple of movies already made :greengrin

VLAD MEETS THE PLUMS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM

AND

LAUGHING STOCK


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vARBJvYiAPM&feature=fvsr


Ah, the way they were. They just don't provide entertainment like they used to. No, wait, it's under a fortnight till non-pay day.

[crewetollhibee]

Other People's Money

[Geo_1875]

Kiddyfiddler on the Asbestos Roof

[TRC]

Dumb 7885 and Dumber 7886

[heretoday]

Dawn of the Dead

[SouthMoroccoStu]

Dawn of the Dead

Rix and Thomson - The Woodsman or Hard Candy

For Nade - The Nutty Professor :nade:

Vlad - K-19: The Widowmaker :titanic:

[SouthMoroccoStu]

Kiddyfiddler on the Asbestos Roof

:top marks

[SteveHFC]

The candy men

[The_Exile]

Nuclear Watership Down

Ransom

Star Trek III: The Search for Alternative Funding

Kiddy Kiddy Bang Bang

Total Loan Recall

Wages 28 Days Later

See No Evil Hear No Evil

The Bank Job

There's so many!!!!!!!

[J-C]

Conspiracy Theory

[jdships]

" The Gorgie Slumdogs"

[Eyrie]

Lolita.

[SMAXXA]

Vladstain Powers "The Spy Who Sh*gged Me"

[Pretty Boy]

Paying Private Ryan (Stevenson)

So, I married a child molester

[spike220]

Honey I shrank the equity

[Dashing Bob S]

Funny, I Wa-nk The Kids

[neilmartinrocks]

The Longest Yarn

[SMAXXA]

The Rook

(Alcatraz with Sir Sean)

[spike220]

I sell the dead

[spike220]

Heartbreaker

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Why not just name films that exist? Or the thread is pish!

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I might as well say

All Jambos are ****s

not sure who starred in the film, its true though!

[spike220]

Why not just name films that exist? Or the thread is pish!

You got a bad case of OCD there!

[El Gubbz]

Das BootFirst one I thought of and was gonna read through all to see if it i was posted. thanks for putting me out my misery early on :greengrin

[LeithBoozy]

Bus load of Liths, star in THE BODY SNACHERS.

[Wilson]

Why not just name films that exist? Or the thread is pish!

Eh.... no.

[Wilson]

Friends on benefits.

[Dashing Bob S]

(Ethnic) Minority Report - a tense si-fi thriller staring Gary MacKay, in an alternate universe in 1986 where Hearts completed a memorable double.

Yellow Submarine(r) - A sea captain runs his ship onto rocks and can't return to face the loyal crew as it slowly sinks.

The Shi-te Club

Nade Christina Kanusloaner - an African and a Lithuanian fall in love in romantic setting of downtown Gorgie.

[seven nowt]

La Grand Illusion

[ancient hibee]

It's a mad mad mad mad world.


Little shop of horrors.


Pennies from heaven.


Pocketful of miracles.


Postcards from the edge.

[Banter]

Dude, where's my stand?

[Dashing Bob S]

Dude, where's my stand?

Doubles Indemnity

[The Green Goblin]

Repo Men

[The Green Goblin]

(asbestos) stand by me

[NORTHERNHIBBY]

Brokebank Mountain (of debt)