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18-01-2012, 05:45 PM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000;
is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus
dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£50,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it
loaded with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...
I was just talking to Janie and found out
that the house I wanted last year is back
on the market.They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer
of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra eighty-thousand
if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!
I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
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He turns and asks,
"Anyone know who's phone this is?
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room
stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000;
is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus
dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£50,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it
loaded with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...
I was just talking to Janie and found out
that the house I wanted last year is back
on the market.They're asking £580,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer
of £500,000. They'll probably take it. If not,
we can go the extra eighty-thousand
if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later!
I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
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He turns and asks,
"Anyone know who's phone this is?