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sidjames
08-12-2011, 05:25 PM
Today I was thinking of the most appropriate Xmas presents and I wondered what a Yam might least like.
Now there are plenty. However I would gift a set of Russian dolls. After Mr Yam opens them all he will find a tiny piece of paper with "The End, best wishes Vlad".
Dinkydoo
08-12-2011, 05:28 PM
Today I was thinking of the most appropriate Xmas presents and I wondered what a Yam might least like.
Now there are plenty. However I would gift a set of Russian dolls. After Mr Yam opens them all he will find a tiny piece of paper with "The End, best wishes Vlad".

:faf:

"There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's MasterCard."
snooky
08-12-2011, 05:44 PM
:hmmm: A Cabbage Patch doll?
Kammy1875
08-12-2011, 05:56 PM
An ostrich.
hibsbollah
08-12-2011, 06:04 PM
A Rover 75 Executive Saloon Hanes manual.

A trouser press (to get a nice centre crease on those supermarket jeans).

A wongaİ short term loan of circa £50,000,000.

Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals! :aok:
PISTOL1875
08-12-2011, 06:13 PM
Well if they aren't getting one already then I would give them a reality check....
down-the-slope
08-12-2011, 06:19 PM
Brolly for the rain from holes in main stand...and a respirator to protect from asbestos dust
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08-12-2011, 06:33 PM
An all-expenses-paid visit to Dignitas.
blackpoolhibs
08-12-2011, 06:46 PM
A monthly subscription to beasts pervs and pedophiles.
Saorsa
08-12-2011, 06:51 PM
A yam fud


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/yam.jpg
Scouse Hibee
08-12-2011, 07:05 PM
DVD of their greatest Champions League moments.
frazeHFC
08-12-2011, 07:05 PM
A custodial sentence.