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iwasthere1972
07-12-2011, 04:19 PM
Yes another Yam thread but let's enjoy it while they're still here to defend themselves. :wink:

High up on the list was the day Burley was sacked a certain poster (Robbo_27 or similar) came on and said we were clutching at straws. I don't think he posted on Hibs.net after that and many folk had his quote as their signature. :lolyam:

Andy74
07-12-2011, 04:21 PM
The debt is probably nearer 15 million now.

HibbyAndy
07-12-2011, 04:27 PM
Yes another Yam thread but let's enjoy it while they're still here to defend themselves. :wink:

High up on the list was the day Burley was sacked a certain poster (Robbo_27 or similar) came on and said we were clutching at straws. I don't think he posted on Hibs.net after that and many folk had his quote as their signature. :lolyam:

Robbo_ 22 it was.


I recall it vividly , Hibs burst them at Easter rd a day or 2 later tae :cb:cb

matty_f
07-12-2011, 04:31 PM
The two world cup stars they had lined up were Tevez and Mascherano. He genuinely believed that bit of information as well.

HibbyAndy
07-12-2011, 04:37 PM
We were in the Champions league cause the music got played at Murrayfield.



Aye yer barry.


:loser:

Northernhibee
07-12-2011, 04:41 PM
"Payday tomorrow".

IWasThere2016
07-12-2011, 04:47 PM
Still to come .. when we see Locke, McKay and others bubbling ootside the closed/condemned gates of PBS.

I cannae wait :greengrin

1two
07-12-2011, 04:50 PM
"If Mr Romanov buys us we'll be one of the richest clubs in Britain. He has access to money on a par with Abromovich"

This was said to me by a jambo chum of mine just before vlad bought hearts circa 2004/05

I used to remind him of the claim he made many years ago but I can't be bothered any longer, it's no fun anymore

Kaiser1962
07-12-2011, 04:53 PM
"How can it be debt when we owe it to ourselves" :cb

Lofarl
07-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Ah didnae ken she wiz only 12 honest.

Saorsa
07-12-2011, 04:57 PM
:singing: Roman Romananov, :singing: Roman Romananov


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM

HibbyAndy
07-12-2011, 05:00 PM
:singing: Roman Romananov, :singing: Roman Romananov


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM

:top marks


:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:


Dinnae ken if its this video or anar wee clip with Hearts fans also singing :singing: Roman Romananov :singing:


Losers.com :greengrin

Northernhibee
07-12-2011, 05:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RJRLiqiJ4

Kaiser1962
07-12-2011, 05:16 PM
:singing: Roman Romananov, :singing: Roman Romananov


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM


I actually cringe when I watch that. It is utterly embarrassing and those involved deserve to have the piss ripped out of them at every available opportunity. Any photo's of the learning disabled guy who had a ROMANOV tattooed on his back?

They are totally f-u-ck-ed and much too stupid to realise it.

Kaiser1962
07-12-2011, 05:16 PM
<img src="images/smilies/asinging2.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Singing" smilieid="276" class="inlineimg"> Roman Romananov, <img src="images/smilies/asinging2.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Singing" smilieid="276" class="inlineimg"> Roman Romananov <br>
<br>&nbsp;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM&nbsp;<br><br><br>I actually cringe when I watch that. It is utterly embarrassing and those involved deserve to have the piss ripped out of them at every available opportunity. Any photo's of the learning disabled guy who had a ROMANOV tattooed on his back?<br><br>They are totally f-u-ck-ed and much too stupid to realise it.&nbsp;&nbsp;

Kaiser1962
07-12-2011, 05:17 PM
:singing: Roman Romananov, :singing: Roman Romananov




It is frightening that grown men can behave in such a cringeworthy manner.

iwasthere1972
07-12-2011, 05:17 PM
If you know the lad you'd know he couldn't tackle a fish supper. Graham Rix talking about Saulius Mikoliunas in December 2005. :hilarious

Saorsa
07-12-2011, 05:18 PM
I actually cringe when I watch that. It is utterly embarrassing and those involved deserve to have the piss ripped out of them at every available opportunity. Any photo's of the learning disabled guy who had a ROMANOV tattooed on his back?

They are totally f-u-ck-ed and much too stupid to realise it.This plum

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/oopswhathaveidone2.jpg

Kaiser1962
07-12-2011, 05:20 PM
This plum

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/oopswhathaveidone2.jpg


:aok:

Thats the one.

iwasthere1972
07-12-2011, 05:21 PM
&nbsp;<br><br><br>I actually cringe when I watch that. It is utterly embarrassing and those involved deserve to have the piss ripped out of them at every available opportunity. Any photo's of the learning disabled guy who had a ROMANOV tattooed on his back?<br><br>They are totally f-u-ck-ed and much too stupid to realise it.&nbsp;&nbsp;

Can't help you with that but I know a guy who had Romanov tattooed across both bum cheeks but the "a" and the "n" have faded for some reason.

lapsedhibee
07-12-2011, 05:32 PM
Can't help you with that but I know a guy who had Romanov tattooed across both bum cheeks but the "a" and the "n" have faded for some reason.

Well at least it's just the a and n. How much worse would it have been if he'd lost the whole m a n part of himself?

frazeHFC
07-12-2011, 05:40 PM
This plum

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/oopswhathaveidone2.jpg

:rotflmao:

QMU-1875
07-12-2011, 06:02 PM
:aok:

Thats the one.
He must be hating life :greengrin:flag:

Rossco1875
07-12-2011, 06:04 PM
:singing: Roman Romananov, :singing: Roman Romananov


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIZyGPZ4rM

once the submarine sinks to the depths i may adopt this as my alarm clock just to put a wee smile on my face every morning :wink:

Franck Stanton
07-12-2011, 06:06 PM
" We are the Big Team in Edinburgh "

--------
07-12-2011, 06:11 PM
"Come on, Hearts - we can still win this!"

A guy about ten yards up the terracing behind me, about 4.05pm on January 1st 1973.

Wing Half
07-12-2011, 06:21 PM
"The papers are making it up. The players have been paid."

KeithTheHibby
07-12-2011, 06:27 PM
Yes another Yam thread but let's enjoy it while they're still here to defend themselves. :wink:

High up on the list was the day Burley was sacked a certain poster (Robbo_27 or similar) came on and said we were clutching at straws. I don't think he posted on Hibs.net after that and many folk had his quote as their signature. :lolyam:

Yep, that's the winner for me.

He is actually a mate of mine on facebook. I need a clearout.:greengrin

Barney McGrew
07-12-2011, 06:28 PM
big steve's legendary 'Are Hertz at the start of another run of 22 games' thread started on the morning Brian Kerr scored the winner at the PBS must go down as one of the most poorly timed yam wind up attempts

http://www.hibs.net/showthread.php?88571-Are-Hearts-at-the-start-of-another-run-of-22-games

Northernhibee
07-12-2011, 06:34 PM
The only reason their players hadn't been paid is that they're paid from a seperate bank account, and with bonuses and wages and that that it was empty, and they were waiting till the annual date that they'd put money in the account.

Hello Rob :******:

Biggie
07-12-2011, 06:38 PM
:hahaha: "We are unbeatable"....:hahaha:

HibbyAndy
07-12-2011, 06:42 PM
'Riordan is seriously considering joining us' ( Before Deek returned to Hibs for a 2nd spell ).


Deeks Uncle James told me....And i quote..'Deek would rather cut his Right leg of with a rusty saw than sign for that shower'.



Time and time again Hearts fans continue to make James Hunts of themselves.


Laughingstock.com

MrSmith
07-12-2011, 06:49 PM
I know this man very well! He has in no a way a learning or otherwise disability. Stan is actually a good guy from Danderhall and I used to play in band with him. Poor choice of tattoo but we all make mistakes!



This plum

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/oopswhathaveidone2.jpg

Saorsa
07-12-2011, 07:03 PM
I know this man very well! He has in no a way a learning or otherwise disability. Stan is actually a good guy from Danderhall and I used to play in band with him. Poor choice of tattoo but we all make mistakes!I never said he did, must just be a bit thick tae get that done.

Geo_1875
07-12-2011, 07:21 PM
I know this man very well! He has in no a way a learning or otherwise disability. Stan is actually a good guy from Danderhall and I used to play in band with him. Poor choice of tattoo but we all make mistakes!

Did you both play the flute?

MCameron
07-12-2011, 07:35 PM
One word surely sums this one up - believe.

Mwwwaaahhhhh

sinki1875
07-12-2011, 08:04 PM
" We own a bank "

FranckSuzy
07-12-2011, 08:16 PM
'It doesn't matter if we go bust, at least we've won the Scottish Cup recently' :crazy: :not worth

Hibernia Na Eir
07-12-2011, 08:17 PM
just hearing a hearts fan is daft. they are all mongs.

MrSmith
07-12-2011, 08:29 PM
I never said he did, must just be a bit thick tae get that done.

I know! Sorry.



Geo_1875: Did you both play the flute?

Oh do please elucidate ...

Hibercelona
07-12-2011, 10:33 PM
:hahaha: "We are unbeatable"....:hahaha:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AmviFIiAgw

:greengrin

Hibercelona
07-12-2011, 10:54 PM
"At least we have a special relationship with the big Cup."

"You Hobos are just jealous that we can afford better players and a better stadium."

"Hibs should sell half of their East to Hearts fans so they'll sell out for the derby."

"Hibs are in a financial crisis."

"Celtic are our main rivals now."

"We're the Chelsea of the SPL."

"Vlad may come across as a radge, but I agree with him."

"We're not in debt, the team alone is worth 30,000,000 because thats how much we've invested in it."



I've met a lot of plums over the last several years...

Kato
07-12-2011, 10:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AmviFIiAgw

:greengrin




Quality vid!!:na na:


The daftest thing a jambo ever said to me was that Jim Cant was a better player than Alex Edwards. What a ******* maroon.

carnoustiehibee
07-12-2011, 11:01 PM
"At least we have a special relationship with the big Cup."

"You Hobos are just jealous that we can afford better players and a better stadium."

"Hibs should sell half of their East to Hearts fans so they'll sell out for the derby."

"Hibs are in a financial crisis."

"Celtic are our main rivals now."

"We're the Chelsea of the SPL."

"Vlad may come across as a radge, but I agree with him."

"We're not in debt, the team alone is worth 30,000,000 because thats how much we've invested in it."



I've met a lot of plums over the last several years...

ive heard all them aswell, but from the same one deluded trumpet

iwasthere1972
07-12-2011, 11:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AmviFIiAgw

:greengrin


:thumbsup: That was a great day and a huge slap in the face for the arrogant Yams. From the FF where I was it sounded like "We are the people"

:singing: Where's your Burley gone - Where's your Burley gone :singing: was another memory from that tremendous day.

PatHead
07-12-2011, 11:07 PM
:thumbsup: That was a great day and a huge slap in the face for the arrogant Yams. From the FF where I was it sounded like "We are the people"

:singing: Where's your Burley gone - Where's your Burley gone :singing: was another memory from that tremendous day.

Great day. Forgot that chant. Would love a chant of where's your money gone on Jan 2nd!

killie-hibby
07-12-2011, 11:07 PM
A SUCCESSFUL,VIBRANT AND WELL RUN CLUB :faf:

Doig Smith (community stadium report)

Hibercelona
07-12-2011, 11:19 PM
Quality vid!!:na na:


The daftest thing a jambo ever said to me was that Jim Cant was a better player than Alex Edwards. What a ******* maroon.

Theres a few of them. :agree:

"Takis Fyssas was a better player than Franck Sauzee..." :Ummm:

Hibercelona
07-12-2011, 11:22 PM
:thumbsup: That was a great day and a huge slap in the face for the arrogant Yams. From the FF where I was it sounded like "We are the people"

:singing: Where's your Burley gone - Where's your Burley gone :singing: was another memory from that tremendous day.

Was sitting in the FF myself that day and was thinking the same thing. One of the sweetest derbies last decade. :agree:

Biggie
07-12-2011, 11:24 PM
"It's not debt if we owe it to ourselves" :greengrin

Jones28
07-12-2011, 11:40 PM
I haven't anything slightly sensible from the stupid f****** :na na:

See the comments section of any article on the internet regarding Hibs or Hearts for proof

SteveHFC
07-12-2011, 11:57 PM
I thought they were gonna be the best team in the world :greengrin

Mixu62
08-12-2011, 12:26 AM
"we're gonnae win the league.." 1986
"we're gonnae win the cup..." also 1986
"hibs are no longer our rivals" about 2005/6 - naw yer right, soon your rivals will be Stenhousemuir, East Stirling, Spartans.....
and the old classic "we owe it to ourselves". Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!!

Hibercelona
08-12-2011, 02:21 AM
I wonder how long until the old chant is recycled to "We are unsellable." :wink:

Hibrandenburg
08-12-2011, 06:23 AM
"Why did you punch me on the nose?".

Kaiser1962
08-12-2011, 07:53 AM
I know this man very well! He has in no a way a learning or otherwise disability. Stan is actually a good guy from Danderhall and I used to play in band with him. Poor choice of tattoo but we all make mistakes!


I never said he did, must just be a bit thick tae get that done.

I think I may have suggested that Stan perhaps had poor cognitive function and an IQ under 70, but it was an assumption based on the evidence in front of me. I am happy to be proved wrong and pleased that Stan does perform a full and valuable role within the community.

And I do hope MrSmith equally enjoys ripping the absolute piss out of his mate at this time. :greengrin

hibsbollah
08-12-2011, 08:39 AM
Takis Fyssas better than Sauzee. Heard this twice now from otherwise 'sane' jambos. Aye ok :aok:

Pretty Boy
08-12-2011, 09:02 AM
Even the older ones come out with some nonsense.

An old boy my Granddad knows informed him that Scotland would have won the World Cup if Willie Bauld hadn't been kept out the side by Lawrie Reilly due to an SFA conspiracy against Hearts.

Now I know Bauld was a very good player but Lawries goalscoring record for Scotland was pretty impressive.

NAE NOOKIE
08-12-2011, 09:27 AM
We're going to spend 50,000,000 on a new stand :faf:

SouthMoroccoStu
08-12-2011, 09:43 AM
I'm Pregnant, stop denying our baby.....

--------
08-12-2011, 02:30 PM
"I think, therefore I Yam..."

Mon Dieu4
08-12-2011, 02:44 PM
My all time favourite was when Vlad first took over, a poster on Sickbag with over 10,000 posts, cant remember his name stated "Who would have thought the time would come when we could seriously talk about signing Pavel Nedved" :faf::faf::faf:

This was about 2006 when he played for Juve and was one of the best players in the world :top marks

Phil MaGlass
08-12-2011, 03:25 PM
:hahaha: "We are unbeatable"....:hahaha:

aye this one sung at ER before it got stuck right up them, great nite

Scouse Hibee
08-12-2011, 03:32 PM
We're grooming a great crop of youngsters just now!!!!

Dashing Bob S
08-12-2011, 03:39 PM
We're grooming a great crop of youngsters just now!!!!

To be fair, that one is probably bang on the money.

Kammy1875
08-12-2011, 03:47 PM
We won't ever lose 5-0 to anyone, Barca, Real Madrid, Manchester United - year later Celtic 5 Hearts 0

We won't ever sell our best players to the Old Firm again - year later Hartley goes to Celtic.

Graham Rix is a hero amongst men.

It's the mafia's fault for Craig Thomson trying to beast wee lassies.

More recently, now they realise the ***** they are in....

Hibs are in just as much trouble as us, have you seen there crowds etc.

Flanges, each and everyone one of them. :agree:

Hibercelona
08-12-2011, 04:15 PM
We won't ever lose 5-0 to anyone, Barca, Real Madrid, Manchester United - year later Celtic 5 Hearts 0

We won't ever sell our best players to the Old Firm again - year later Hartley goes to Celtic.

Graham Rix is a hero amongst men.

It's the mafia's fault for Craig Thomson trying to beast wee lassies.

More recently, now they realise the ***** they are in....

Hibs are in just as much trouble as us, have you seen there crowds etc.

Flanges, each and everyone one of them. :agree:

Lets not forget the most recent one about us being the theifs for ensuring that we get the ticket money off them.

I seem to recall getting into a converstaion (if you can call it that) once with one of them and they were telling me about how the Hibs owner and board were fleecing our club/fans and thats why we couldn't afford players of the same caliber as Hearts! :crazy:

Kammy1875
08-12-2011, 04:17 PM
Lets not forget the most recent one about us being the theifs for ensuring that we get the ticket money off them.

I seem to recall getting into a converstaion (if you can call it that) once with one of them and they were telling me about how the Hibs owner and board were fleecing our club/fans and thats why we couldn't afford players of the same caliber as Hearts! :crazy:

OH AYE!!!

"The real reason Hibs are selling the tickets directly to us is in fact because they are in desperate need of the money"

:faf:

Hibercelona
08-12-2011, 04:21 PM
OH AYE!!!

"The real reason Hibs are selling the tickets directly to us is in fact because they are in desperate need of the money"

:faf:

Exactly!

We're in desperate need of the extra cash that we're not going to see any of. :confused:

But apparenty they're going to boycott us this year.... It has nothing to do with them never filling the stand anyway... :rolleyes:

Bishop Hibee
08-12-2011, 04:34 PM
Chef at my then workplace canteen on the Friday before the 6-2 game, "We'll win easy." :blah:

Quote on Monday as I demanded the 6 item breakfast, "Ah thought Mixu was ***** tae" :boo hoo: :greengrin

jacomo
08-12-2011, 05:22 PM
We're going to spend 50,000,000 on a new stand :faf:

I remember some great banter the day that ludicrous photo of a meeting room full of box files got released.

"Do you really think Vlad would spend 1m on a planning application if he WASN'T going to build this new stand?"

:rotflmao:

And the classic retort to any questions about Vlad's plans: "You're just jealous."

Really hard to explain just how wrong that statement is.

Saorsa
08-12-2011, 05:28 PM
I remember some great banter the day that ludicrous photo of a meeting room full of box files got released.

"Do you really think Vlad would spend 1m on a planning application if he WASN'T going to build this new stand?"

:rotflmao:

And the classic retort to any questions about Vlad's plans: "You're just jealous."

Really hard to explain just how wrong that statement is.http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/lol.jpg


:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

Pretty Boy
08-12-2011, 05:54 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/lol.jpg


:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

Now that's what you call a planning application!

R'Albin
08-12-2011, 05:56 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/lol.jpg


:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:


I remember some great banter the day that ludicrous photo of a meeting room full of box files got released.

"Do you really think Vlad would spend 1m on a planning application if he WASN'T going to build this new stand?"

:rotflmao:

And the classic retort to any questions about Vlad's plans: "You're just jealous."

Really hard to explain just how wrong that statement is.

:faf: :faf:

robinp
08-12-2011, 05:56 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/lol.jpg


:faf::faf::faf::faf::faf::faf:

This is what you call a planning application!

:thumbsup:

GreenCastle
08-12-2011, 06:34 PM
This...timeline of the new stand

http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20070820/timeline_2241749_1091729

A (http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20070820/timeline_2241749_1091729)ccording to this the development is supposed to be complete by 2011 :rolleyes:

:faf: :lolyam:

Ireallywasthere
08-12-2011, 06:48 PM
Today

"The players aren't complaining to the PFA because the wages thing isn't as bad as it's being reported, the press are exaggerating everything"

Can't wait for them going down the tubes