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iwasthere1972
13-11-2011, 02:46 PM
.......................for the new manager.

What would it be?

Fill yer boots.
Hibbyradge
13-11-2011, 02:47 PM
Some nice sweeties.
CallumLaidlaw
13-11-2011, 02:52 PM
As long as its not his tactics book
HNA6
13-11-2011, 03:14 PM
An egg timer ..
iwasthere1972
13-11-2011, 03:16 PM
As long as its not his tactics book

Surely you mean Tic-tacs?
Saorsa
13-11-2011, 03:17 PM
As long as its not his tactics bookHe had a tactics book :eek: I thought he just made it up as he went along :agree:
blackpoolhibs
13-11-2011, 03:33 PM
Management for dummies.
scuttle
13-11-2011, 03:34 PM
£300,000 compensation to spend on wages in January
greenlex
13-11-2011, 04:19 PM
A bottle of Ambre Solaire and a sausage.
Jack
13-11-2011, 04:24 PM
A wee note saying 'sorry I ****ed up'
Hawkhill1875
13-11-2011, 04:28 PM
His cardigan.
Baader
13-11-2011, 04:31 PM
Did he suss out how to unlock the desk drawer?
Eyrie
13-11-2011, 04:33 PM
Directions to Birmingham and Nottingham.
yekimevol
13-11-2011, 04:35 PM
his masterplan that he never used as he never wanted to be here
NOLA
13-11-2011, 04:37 PM
soor face plooms
Craig_in_Prague
13-11-2011, 04:40 PM
That picture album to remember all the great memories of his tenure (after we beat the huns 3-0 and he said that was just a snaphot).
Viva_Palmeiras
13-11-2011, 04:45 PM
A copy -with highlighted sections - of "How to make friends and influence them"

A limited edition of the Bridewell Taxis track "Honesty" with the highlighted lyrics "honesty look good on you / but looks so bad on me..."

Unead Copy of "ready aim fire! - managers guide to curing indecisiveness"
blackpoolhibs
13-11-2011, 04:47 PM
A calendar, with every month ripped out except fantastic February.
Viva_Palmeiras
13-11-2011, 04:48 PM
sheet of a4 headed plan b (see plan a)
Paul Daniels - 45 minutes of magic
Booked4Being-Ugly
13-11-2011, 04:51 PM
A guide on how to overcome short-term doubters.
Wembley67
13-11-2011, 04:56 PM
Whitesnake.
heidtheba
13-11-2011, 05:02 PM
A bill for £300,000?
Transfer Market for Dummies
Some dodgy sex guide with a title along the lines of "How to achieve 30 minutes of passion and performance a year"
Jim Duffy's autobiography
NORTHERNHIBBY
13-11-2011, 05:36 PM
Billy Brown's phone number.
heretoday
13-11-2011, 05:51 PM
A bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver.
Cocaine&Caviar
13-11-2011, 05:58 PM
Victor Palsson's ability.
Viva_Palmeiras
13-11-2011, 06:03 PM
Whitesnake.

But he took the LPs for def leopard, scorpions, hasslehoff and that bloke Paul off neighbours!
J-C
13-11-2011, 06:17 PM
An unread joke book, miserable sod
nortonhibby
13-11-2011, 07:02 PM
the famouse book of " how to be a winner in football management " by James Duffy.
Pretty Boy
13-11-2011, 07:09 PM
A multipack of brasso he used to keep his neck clean.
Gus Fring
13-11-2011, 07:21 PM
Just This

http://i.imgur.com/MdJMX.jpg
TrickyNicky
13-11-2011, 09:16 PM
All of us, bent over with our trousers round our ankles !
Hibbyradge
13-11-2011, 10:39 PM
Just This

http://i.imgur.com/MdJMX.jpg

:greengrin:thumbsup:
SMAXXA
13-11-2011, 11:38 PM
Surely you mean Tic-tacs?

Na he means TASH-tacs :greengrin

RP must stay IMO
basehibby
14-11-2011, 02:47 AM
A bottle of whisky and a loaded revolver.

:faf:
basehibby
14-11-2011, 02:48 AM
Victor Palsson's ability.

:faf::faf:
Lucius Apuleius
14-11-2011, 03:58 AM
Full body armour to prevent being stabbed in the back.
Invisibility cloak.
The power to to be abused constantly and still walk away with dignity.

Just a couple of things he may have left behind. :wink:
Thecat23
14-11-2011, 06:49 AM
Half used voucher for Body Bronzing.