FACT NUMBER 2 - Mr Petrie (Xmas Dinner)

[ryan cass]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Brian Kerr got in for nowt.

[Barney McGrew]

And you waited five years to reveal this earth shattering revelation because?

[bringbackbenny]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

Wow, amazing :aok:

How do you know this is a fact? And whats your source to state (as a FACT) that this is unheard of in world football. It must be some source.

[ryan cass]

Brian Kerr got in for nowt.

Is that the same Kerr tht scored the winner at tynecastle??

[jdships]

And you waited five years to reveal this earth shattering revelation because?

:top marks:greengrin:aok::not worth

[hibsbollah]

Brian Kerr got in for nowt.

Really? I never saw him.

[ryan cass]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

its the festive season

[Scouse Hibee]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks


That's amazing what a revelation, you should have sold it to The News of the World :rolleyes:

[Barney McGrew]

its the festive season

Not quite, but you should stay off the mulled wine all the same :aok:

[ryan cass]

And you waited five years to reveal this earth shattering revelation because?

its the festive season :aok:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Is that the same Kerr tht scored the winner at tynecastle??

Never saw him do that to be honest. I don't think I ever saw him in fact. He's either invisible or in the back of nortonhibby's taxi. :aok:

[Phil D. Rolls]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

:hmmm:

Jeezo, what next Petrie bought Betamax? I can hardly wait for the next instalment of your petty diatribe.

[Beefster]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

I thought that your first post was quite interesting but if this is the quality of the rest of your info, you might want to stop now.

[Future17]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks


And you waited five years to reveal this earth shattering revelation because?


its the festive season

That's probably the funniest exchange of posts I've ever read on here. :greengrin

FWIW, I'm delighted that the Club are seizing unique (in world football no less) opportunities to bring money into the coffers to add to the £9.5m JC personally earned by scouting the likes of KT and SB, coaching them from an early age, giving them their debuts and forcing them to comment in the papers to the effect of whoring themselves to the OF.

[Pretty Boy]

He also broke into Collins house and pissed all over his kids presents before throwing the turkey into the fire and getting it on with his Mrs and charging her for the privilege.

Rod Petrie is the grinch. FACT and ENDOF.

[Craig_in_Prague]

Jesus.............whit next.......

Collins took the team to Spain to prepare for the cup final and the players only were allowed 0.3L of water a day, or what......

[grunt]

Collins took the team to Spain to prepare for the cup final and the players only were allowed 0.3L of water a dayThat's outrageous! Cruelty!!

[matty_f]

Rod Petrie ate his turkey but shat out a hamster, the evil bas****!

[iwasthere1972]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

There's only one guy on his board who is associated with the word FACT and once he discovers that some upstart imposter is trying to take his place he will kick his :asshole: from one side of Edinburgh and back.

Beware.

[Springbank]

Talk about being tight and having no class! Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.From the FACT Man! :top marks i like the way you introduce yourself in line one. I don't know if ur tight or not. But i can see you have no class,fair comment

[connerg]

Is that the same Kerr tht scored the winner at tynecastle??

Good reply ma'man, not a fan of Kerr but really enjoyed that evening. Seem to remember Maka having a good game too.

[Hermit Crab]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

:rolleyes: I hope this FACT man can do lottery numbers too

[Disc O'Dave]

its the festive season :aok:

If that is seriously the reason, why didn't you reveal it 4 Christmasses ago.....

(Or am I giving this way more thought than it actually deserves?)

(in fact my nind has already turned to whether or not "Christmasses" is a word, and if so, is that the right spelling)

[connerg]

:rolleyes: I hope this FACT man can do lottery numbers too

Would you buy a stake in Hibs if you won the lottery?

[Hermit Crab]

Would you buy a stake in Hibs if you won the lottery?


If i won enough id buy them !!!

[ryan cass]

Would you buy a stake in Hibs if you won the lottery?

Of course I would! I would give the fans a team wht they deserve, not a feeder to the Old Firm or EPL.:agree:

[iwasthere1972]

Of course I would! I would give the fans a team wht they deserve, not a feeder to the Old Firm or EPL.:agree:

That's the bit that worries me. :greengrin

[Hibbyradge]

I actually find it hard to believe that this story was actually relayed to you, presumably by one of the management duo at the time or their entourage.

WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT.

But not as embarrassing as Tommy Craig giving JC the lines from behind an apple.

That was cringeworthy.

As is "The Fact Man".

[Bostonhibby]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

Aye, nae class, I heard it was an Iceland frozen turkey as well, for £50 class would have been a swan with all the trimmings at the very least.

I heard that the big club were having boil in the bag chicken and a family size box of magnums but as Vlad wanted cash up front none of the players could go as they hadn't been paid - know anything about that?

[Iain G]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

I can't wait for FACT NUMBER 3....

[iwasthere1972]

I can't wait for FACT NUMBER 3....

FACT NUMBER 3 - ryan cass ejected. :agree:

You heard it here first.

FACT.

[Future17]

If that is seriously the reason, why didn't you reveal it 4 Christmasses ago.....

(Or am I giving this way more thought than it actually deserves?)

(in fact my nind has already turned to whether or not "Christmasses" is a word, and if so, is that the right spelling)

Mr B Crosby would say it is (or sing it is). I'd give you a :aok:for your spelling as well.

For the sake of clarity, a :aok: is no more than a seal of approval and is never to be used in conjunction with the :asshole: smiley.

[Iain G]

FACT NUMBER 3 - ryan cass ejected. :agree:

You heard it here first.

FACT.

Cryan ass you mean? :devil:

[MWHIBBIES]

Yeah but how was the turkey?

[Cabbage East]

I heard Petrie kicked Collins' daughters pet rabbits face clean off then tanned his wife's prized bottle of
vintage Lambrini.

[Dashing Bob S]

I heard Petrie kicked Collins' daughters pet rabbits face clean off then tanned his wife's prized bottle of
vintage Lambrini.

It looked like her pet rabbit, but it was actually Alan O'Brien. Easy mistake to make as both are fast, and intimidate the opposition to about the same level.

[Pretty Boy]

Rod Petrie once cut off the tail of Collins prize German Shepherd and stuck it to his tip lip as a replacement tache whilst his was in for repair.

[PatHead]

Wonder if he also charges the players entrance money on a Saturday (Or Sunday, Friday, Tuesday or Monday whenever they get to play) Would explain a lot of discontent. Could also charge them for hot water for a shower, water to drink etc. The man is a genius, this £900k loss will soon enough get wiped out.

[Jones28]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

This isny world football mind, it's Scottish football :wink:

While we're at it, I've been buying season tickets for 7 years, can I get a free dinner?

[sven nil]

Would you buy a stake in Hibs if you won the lottery?Yes i would,And if it was a fair amount i would go for the t.bone as apposed to the sirloin.

[haagsehibby]

How about just emptying this yam .

[bighairyfaeleith]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks

Serious question, was it only Collins and Craig that had to pay or was it everyone?

Because I don't really see why these overpaid footballers/managers etc should be getting a free £50 dinner from me?

[poolman]

Talk about being tight and having no class!

Collins and Craig's wife's were invited to the club xmas dinner but for a fee £50 per head (unheard of in world football)!!!!

That was the same season when Collins brought £9.5 million into the club and a trophy into the cabinet.

From the FACT Man! :top marks


Prat :agree:

[Geo_1875]

Mr Petrie? FFS an obvious Yam.

[Hibbyradge]

Serious question, was it only Collins and Craig that had to pay or was it everyone?

Because I don't really see why these overpaid footballers/managers etc should be getting a free £50 dinner from me?

The way I read it, Tommy Craig and John Collins actually complained about having to pay to bring their wives to the party. As members of staff, they wouldn't have been charged themselves.

No doubt, this will have applied to all employees partners/spouses.

Shocking. :rolleyes:

[bighairyfaeleith]

The way I read it, Tommy Craig and John Collins actually complained about having to pay to bring their wives to the party. As members of staff, they wouldn't have been charged themselves.

No doubt, this will have applied to all employees partners/spouses.

Shocking. :rolleyes:

I think we should demand an emergency AGM, questions must be asked about this!!!

[Kojock]

What bothers me about this is why anyone would want their wife to be at their staff Christmas party. :confused:

I thought the whole idea of a Christmas party was to enjoy yourself.....:agree:

[Big Frank]

I think I love the FACT man :agree:

[Keith_M]

Yet another thread that talks about "Mr" Petrie.

How much more Yammish do these people need to be to get found out?



:lolyam:



Away back to Gorgie and sort out your own club.

[EuanH78]

An Ass Cry is an anagram of Ryan Cass :hmmm: which is ironic as thats what his posts sound like when I read them aloud...


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