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Sylar
04-11-2011, 07:57 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15595719.stm

...is grass.

Specifically, the pitches at their Lennoxtown training facility, which they believe is responsible for their "lengthy" injury list :rolleyes:

HUTCHYHIBBY
04-11-2011, 08:01 PM
Stirlingladybhoy wont be impressed!

Joe
04-11-2011, 08:25 PM
It's that Protestant grass :rolleyes:

Green_one
04-11-2011, 08:33 PM
"It can be quite slippy when it gets wet"

Someone could get seriously hurtied by that sort of thing. Its only a matter of time before a player dirties his shorts or gets some sort of minor rash. Get it fixed Celtic, before someone loses an eye or something.

I honestly wonder if the average pro footballer could survive a game in the old Maybury league, on the pitches at the Gyle or Jack Kane.

iwasthere1972
05-11-2011, 12:35 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15595719.stm

...is grass.

Specifically, the pitches at their Lennoxtown training facility, which they believe is responsible for their "lengthy" injury list :rolleyes:

Might just be something as simple as the fact that they are a bunch of lazy overweight sods who don't exercise enough and think that they just have to turn up.

Simples.

Sylar
05-11-2011, 08:29 AM
I'm struggling to think of who's all currently on their "lengthy" injury list...

NORTHERNHIBBY
05-11-2011, 02:02 PM
Sure it must be supergrass. That has irritated their support before.