Things the Yams Could Sell

[Dan Sarf]

Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

[iwasthere1972]

A second hand 40 watt lightbulb.

A one foot in diameter Asbestos roof part signed by all the players.

[Judas Iscariot]

War medals?

[Greentinted]

Their dignity, integrity and heritage...sorry, that's been sold already. Silly me!

[Phil MaGlass]

PEGS, after years of the burden of peg selling I think its now the skitter´s turn to take them over from us.
I was going to say their soul but that has ALSO been sold years ago.

[Gettin' Auld]

They could sell the Champions League trophy they won a few years ago..........

[1875er]

A one foot in diameter Asbestos roof part signed by all the players.

ha ha ha ha !! Brilliant!!!

[HibbyAndy]

Gary Locke's Strapon.

[1875er]

A pair of Magic Sticks (One previous female owner)

A magic box that can judge someones health.

A lie detector (although I believe Jezza Kyle has first dibs on this)

[Judas Iscariot]

Their World Cup stars :agree:

[iwasthere1972]

A pair of Craig Thomson underpants slightly soiled.

[Mark79]

Their souls to a Russian businessman......wait a minute.

[iwasthere1972]

An autographed "100 Ways to Lose Weight" book with colour illustrations signed by the author Christian Nade.

[greenlex]

A well ised fax machine. Tempremental due to over use but cold be broken for spares. Open to offers.

[CallumHibs07]

They could sell the Champions League trophy they won a few years ago.......... Which one?

[iwasthere1972]

Their state of the art training facilities at Riccarton.

Eh haud oan a minute. :greengrin

[Northernhibee]

Seventeen frozen steak bakes from Greggs set aside for Michael Stewart's testimonial dinner.

[iwasthere1972]

One football pitch which shows wear and tear only in the two penalty areas.

[Greentinted]

Their 2/3 sized European Cup replica, Gary McKay's medal haul and the League Championship flag from season 1985/86 should raise a few bob. And a shed load (quite literally) of nearly-new cardboard boxes.

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

The 'Big Issue'.

[iwasthere1972]

Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

It's currently at £3,000,000. :greengrin

[Gettin' Auld]

The 'Big Issue'.

Best answer yet......... :thumbsup:

[Hibercelona]

How much is asbestos going for these days?

[iwasthere1972]

One cardboard box containing thousands of plans on how to win World War 3. Cost £1,000,000 new. Any offer over £1 will be considered.

[iwasthere1972]

How much is asbestos going for these days?

I heard prices are going through the roof.

[MSK]

Gary Mackay's winners medals ..

[Hibercelona]

I heard prices are going through the roof.

You miss heard.

Theres "holes" going through the roof. :wink:

[iwasthere1972]

You miss heard.

Theres "holes" going through the roof. :wink:

You're right....I didn't get the hole story before I posted. :wink:

Talking about holes. Is Craig Thomson back at Hearts?

[MSK]

Nade's leftover cutlery ..7729

[johnrebus]

If John Robertson went on a diet and donated all the saved cash to the Jambos, then the debts would be paid off in weeks, if not days.

Mind you, it might mean Greggs going to the wall in their place..........,


:boo hoo:

[.Sean.]

Gary Cock's chip-pan, in good-as-new condition, only used this time every year when he participates in apple dooking.

[iwasthere1972]

A framed photo of the last Hearts team that won the Scottish League Cup. Photo is, of course, in black and white.

[basehibby]

1 large asbestos ridden bus shelter (heavilly soiled)

[Hibercelona]

You're right....I didn't get the hole story before I posted. :wink:

Talking about holes. Is Craig Thomson back at Hearts?

Perhaps they could sell CT?

I've found their first bidder - http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/753973

[iwasthere1972]

Three unopened cases of "Champions League Winners 2007" labelled Champagne.

[green glory]

I'm sure selling the World Cup they won while competing as the national team of Cloud Cuckoo-Land would raise a few quid.

Not to mention all those Victoria Crosses.

[Bad Martini]

If they could only sell all 49 million of those stupid ****ing russian hats they bought for one quid each theyd be sorted???

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[allezsauzee]

Gary Locke's Strapon.

His brother would be deeply disappointed if that were to happen

[Jack]

They have nothing left to sell except their dreams

[PatHead]

Various models of 40,000 seater football stadiums complete with bill to Edinburgh Council

[iwasthere1972]

A street sign. No longer needed.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Heart-Midlothian-street-sign-Tynecastle-Stadium-/270831242209?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Decorative_Accents_ LE&hash=item3f0ecccbe1#ht_1685wt_952

[cabbageandribs1875]

photos of the safety certificate for the asbestos-ridden rickety old wooden stand, it obviously has magical f****n properties because it quite simply should not be in existence.



footnote, certificate has steve cardownies signature on it

[erin go bragh]

Blank wage slips.


ggtth

[Judas Iscariot]

Gary Mackay's winners medals ..

And Gary Locke's :aok:

[offshorehibby]

The Data base of their 400 000 fans.

[Northernhibee]

The Data base of their 400 000 fans. I'm pretty sure the sex offenders register is government owned

[Geo_1875]

Their daughters' phone numbers to Craig Thomson

[Dashing Bob S]

Laptops. For the kid's sake.

[Billy Whizz]

Any idea who the 3 players are who have been told to find new clubs in January

[james]

children? craigs got enough in his wardrobe

[weonlywon6-2]

Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

a date with that fat bird we keep seeing hanging out her banner, that would raise a few quid................:aok:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Eyebrows. Paulo Sergio would pay thousands for that.

Fake IP addresses. Again, Craig Thomson would pay thousands for that.

Haven't stopped laughing all day and I've not even logged into Kickback yet, I'm waiting until I'm settled and comfortable before I log into that hoot-fest :greengrin

[Sas_The_Hibby]

A framed photo of the last Hearts team that won the Scottish League Cup. Photo is, of course, in black and white.

Careful - this just invites Yam references to 1902 and sepia photography............. :wink::greengrin

[Biggie]

Gary Locke's Strapon.

:not worth:not worth

[connerg]

400,000 Season tickets.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I'm pretty sure the sex offenders register is government owned

:faf: :faf: :faf: :faf: :top marks

[Gettin' Auld]

a date with that fat bird we keep seeing hanging out her banner, that would raise a few quid................:aok:
It sure wouldn't make anything else raise, that's for sure!!! :greengrin

[TonyMontana1875]

They could sell their soles.


Oops my bad...