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Dan Sarf
03-11-2011, 10:20 AM
Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 10:29 AM
A second hand 40 watt lightbulb.

A one foot in diameter Asbestos roof part signed by all the players.

Judas Iscariot
03-11-2011, 10:31 AM
War medals?

Greentinted
03-11-2011, 10:31 AM
Their dignity, integrity and heritage...sorry, that's been sold already. Silly me!

Phil MaGlass
03-11-2011, 10:33 AM
PEGS, after years of the burden of peg selling I think its now the skitter“s turn to take them over from us.
I was going to say their soul but that has ALSO been sold years ago.

Gettin' Auld
03-11-2011, 10:35 AM
They could sell the Champions League trophy they won a few years ago..........

1875er
03-11-2011, 10:39 AM
A one foot in diameter Asbestos roof part signed by all the players.

ha ha ha ha !! Brilliant!!!

HibbyAndy
03-11-2011, 10:39 AM
Gary Locke's Strapon.

1875er
03-11-2011, 10:41 AM
A pair of Magic Sticks (One previous female owner)

A magic box that can judge someones health.

A lie detector (although I believe Jezza Kyle has first dibs on this)

Judas Iscariot
03-11-2011, 10:44 AM
Their World Cup stars :agree:

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 10:46 AM
A pair of Craig Thomson underpants slightly soiled.

Mark79
03-11-2011, 10:47 AM
Their souls to a Russian businessman......wait a minute.

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 10:49 AM
An autographed "100 Ways to Lose Weight" book with colour illustrations signed by the author Christian Nade.

greenlex
03-11-2011, 10:56 AM
A well ised fax machine. Tempremental due to over use but cold be broken for spares. Open to offers.

CallumHibs07
03-11-2011, 11:04 AM
They could sell the Champions League trophy they won a few years ago.......... Which one?

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:06 AM
Their state of the art training facilities at Riccarton.

Eh haud oan a minute. :greengrin

Northernhibee
03-11-2011, 11:07 AM
Seventeen frozen steak bakes from Greggs set aside for Michael Stewart's testimonial dinner.

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:09 AM
One football pitch which shows wear and tear only in the two penalty areas.

Greentinted
03-11-2011, 11:13 AM
Their 2/3 sized European Cup replica, Gary McKay's medal haul and the League Championship flag from season 1985/86 should raise a few bob. And a shed load (quite literally) of nearly-new cardboard boxes.

Booked4Being-Ugly
03-11-2011, 11:15 AM
The 'Big Issue'.

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:17 AM
Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

It's currently at £3,000,000. :greengrin

Gettin' Auld
03-11-2011, 11:17 AM
The 'Big Issue'.

Best answer yet......... :thumbsup:

Hibercelona
03-11-2011, 11:18 AM
How much is asbestos going for these days?

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:20 AM
One cardboard box containing thousands of plans on how to win World War 3. Cost £1,000,000 new. Any offer over £1 will be considered.

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:20 AM
How much is asbestos going for these days?

I heard prices are going through the roof.

MSK
03-11-2011, 11:22 AM
Gary Mackay's winners medals ..

Hibercelona
03-11-2011, 11:24 AM
I heard prices are going through the roof.

You miss heard.

Theres "holes" going through the roof. :wink:

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:25 AM
You miss heard.

Theres "holes" going through the roof. :wink:

You're right....I didn't get the hole story before I posted. :wink:

Talking about holes. Is Craig Thomson back at Hearts?

MSK
03-11-2011, 11:27 AM
Nade's leftover cutlery ..7729

johnrebus
03-11-2011, 11:33 AM
If John Robertson went on a diet and donated all the saved cash to the Jambos, then the debts would be paid off in weeks, if not days.

Mind you, it might mean Greggs going to the wall in their place..........,


:boo hoo:

.Sean.
03-11-2011, 11:34 AM
Gary Cock's chip-pan, in good-as-new condition, only used this time every year when he participates in apple dooking.

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:37 AM
A framed photo of the last Hearts team that won the Scottish League Cup. Photo is, of course, in black and white.

basehibby
03-11-2011, 11:41 AM
1 large asbestos ridden bus shelter (heavilly soiled)

Hibercelona
03-11-2011, 11:41 AM
You're right....I didn't get the hole story before I posted. :wink:

Talking about holes. Is Craig Thomson back at Hearts?

Perhaps they could sell CT?

I've found their first bidder - http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/753973

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 11:45 AM
Three unopened cases of "Champions League Winners 2007" labelled Champagne.

green glory
03-11-2011, 11:46 AM
I'm sure selling the World Cup they won while competing as the national team of Cloud Cuckoo-Land would raise a few quid.

Not to mention all those Victoria Crosses.

Bad Martini
03-11-2011, 12:25 PM
If they could only sell all 49 million of those stupid ****ing russian hats they bought for one quid each theyd be sorted???

ENDOF

allezsauzee
03-11-2011, 12:38 PM
Gary Locke's Strapon.

His brother would be deeply disappointed if that were to happen

Jack
03-11-2011, 12:39 PM
They have nothing left to sell except their dreams

PatHead
03-11-2011, 12:41 PM
Various models of 40,000 seater football stadiums complete with bill to Edinburgh Council

iwasthere1972
03-11-2011, 12:52 PM
A street sign. No longer needed.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Heart-Midlothian-street-sign-Tynecastle-Stadium-/270831242209?pt=UK_Home_Garden_Decorative_Accents_ LE&hash=item3f0ecccbe1#ht_1685wt_952

cabbageandribs1875
03-11-2011, 01:06 PM
photos of the safety certificate for the asbestos-ridden rickety old wooden stand, it obviously has magical f****n properties because it quite simply should not be in existence.



footnote, certificate has steve cardownies signature on it

erin go bragh
03-11-2011, 01:07 PM
Blank wage slips.


ggtth

Judas Iscariot
03-11-2011, 01:24 PM
Gary Mackay's winners medals ..

And Gary Locke's :aok:

offshorehibby
03-11-2011, 03:41 PM
The Data base of their 400 000 fans.

Northernhibee
03-11-2011, 04:00 PM
The Data base of their 400 000 fans. I'm pretty sure the sex offenders register is government owned

Geo_1875
03-11-2011, 04:33 PM
Their daughters' phone numbers to Craig Thomson

Dashing Bob S
03-11-2011, 06:49 PM
Laptops. For the kid's sake.

Billy Whizz
03-11-2011, 06:51 PM
Any idea who the 3 players are who have been told to find new clubs in January

james
03-11-2011, 07:23 PM
children? craigs got enough in his wardrobe

weonlywon6-2
03-11-2011, 07:30 PM
Cambridge United have put their trophy cabinet on eBay to raise money for their supporters group.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15544909.stm

Any suggestions for what the Yams could put up for sale to keep themselves afloat?

a date with that fat bird we keep seeing hanging out her banner, that would raise a few quid................:aok:

Pedantic_Hibee
03-11-2011, 08:32 PM
Eyebrows. Paulo Sergio would pay thousands for that.

Fake IP addresses. Again, Craig Thomson would pay thousands for that.

Haven't stopped laughing all day and I've not even logged into Kickback yet, I'm waiting until I'm settled and comfortable before I log into that hoot-fest :greengrin

Sas_The_Hibby
03-11-2011, 08:50 PM
A framed photo of the last Hearts team that won the Scottish League Cup. Photo is, of course, in black and white.

Careful - this just invites Yam references to 1902 and sepia photography............. :wink::greengrin

Biggie
03-11-2011, 09:53 PM
Gary Locke's Strapon.

:not worth:not worth

connerg
03-11-2011, 10:20 PM
400,000 Season tickets.

Pedantic_Hibee
03-11-2011, 10:28 PM
I'm pretty sure the sex offenders register is government owned

:faf: :faf: :faf: :faf: :top marks

Gettin' Auld
04-11-2011, 07:41 AM
a date with that fat bird we keep seeing hanging out her banner, that would raise a few quid................:aok:
It sure wouldn't make anything else raise, that's for sure!!! :greengrin

TonyMontana1875
06-11-2011, 11:32 AM
They could sell their soles.


Oops my bad...