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Dashing Bob S
13-08-2011, 09:44 AM
Minging Gorgie trampolinos!

Saw a brilliant jakey singing Hearts, Glorious Hearts last night in the Pleasance. He'd pished himself.

There's class and Hearts class.

(Thankfully, on this rare occasion, no schoolchildren were involved.)

hibee
13-08-2011, 10:14 AM
Where's the photos?

Hibernia Na Eir
13-08-2011, 10:23 AM
such a ******ed "song". I can imagine it would look the part with a gorgie trouser soaker. gorgie 'mongs every one of them.

Cabbage East
13-08-2011, 10:34 AM
Disease riddled scaffs.

O'Rourke3
13-08-2011, 10:36 AM
I'm surprised this was worthy of a thread, I seem to see that all the time :greengrin

James.
13-08-2011, 10:41 AM
Last season there was one sitting on the pavement at the top of Leith Walk - she was shouting abuse at us as we walked by, she failed to see the irony in calling us Hobos.

Brooster
13-08-2011, 10:53 AM
How do you know he pissed himself? Maybe (and hopefully) someone pissed on him.

Ernie Cobra
13-08-2011, 11:11 AM
Good to see Mikey Stewart easing himslef back in!

O'Rourke3
13-08-2011, 11:14 AM
How do you know he pissed himself? Maybe (and hopefully) someone pissed on him.

:faf:

Gettin' Auld
13-08-2011, 11:58 AM
How do you know he pissed himself? Maybe (and hopefully) someone pissed on him.
:tee hee:

Dashing Bob S
13-08-2011, 01:09 PM
How do you know he pissed himself? Maybe (and hopefully) someone pissed on him.

It would be a very brave man or woman who would put their genitals anywhere near a Yam.

R'Albin
13-08-2011, 01:43 PM
How do you know he pissed himself? Maybe (and hopefully) someone pissed on him.


It would be a very brave man or woman who would put their genitals anywhere near a Yam.

:faf:

NOLA
13-08-2011, 01:52 PM
GorGay tramps, edinburghs shame.

Removed
13-08-2011, 02:00 PM
It would be a very brave man or woman who would put their genitals anywhere near a Yam. :agree: and there are actually some on here who married or are winching one :bitchy:

Hibernia Na Eir
13-08-2011, 02:27 PM
maybe a good samaratin doused the loser in petrol, waiting for another to finish the job?

Keith_M
13-08-2011, 05:17 PM
Do you need tickets to see this?


:confused:


Is it the Fringe or the offishul Festival?