Hearts Joke Thread.

[james]

I seen a thread like this on Redcafe (Man Utd. forum) what you do is find a picture of something do with hearts and put a subtitle under it. It latched on on redcafe so hopefully it will here because there were some belters!

For Example:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44232000/jpg/_44232585_hearts_celebrate.jpg

the hearts team celebrate after finding out their wages had been paid this week.

[Hibee87]

All you need is a picture of the the team/romanov/tynie etc with the word 'joke' under it. case closed :wink:

[Elephant Stone]

Job gone but Mrs Jefferies is making stovies.


http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/default/jjpleasing.gif

[james]

Job gone but Mrs Jefferies is making stovies.


http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/default/jjpleasing.gif




:not worth:top marks

[hibee92]

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2009/7/5/romanov-694937545.jpg

"Don't tell anyone I'm a Hibby!"

[Sodje_18]

http://images.football365.com/11/06/800x600/CraigThomson_2614719.jpg

Craig Thomson confronts Vlad as proposals of a creche being in the new stadium breaks down.

[hibee92]

http://images.football365.com/11/06/800x600/CraigThomson_2614719.jpg

Craig Thomson confronts Vlad as proposals of a creche being in the new stadium breaks down.

http://www.oufc.co.uk/javaImages/d2/e3/0,,10342%7E320466,00.jpg

Graham Rix agrees.

[Sodje_18]

http://www.oufc.co.uk/javaImages/d2/e3/0,,10342%7E320466,00.jpg

Graham Rix agrees.
:greengrin:top marks

[james]

http://www.oufc.co.uk/javaImages/d2/e3/0,,10342~320466,00.jpg

Graham Rix agrees.

:not worth:not worth

[BigBamba]

http://images.football365.com/11/06/800x600/CraigThomson_2614719.jpg
She was only this size.

[Bostonhibby]

Anyone heard the one about splitting the OF, never losing five goals to any of them, building a megasuperstadium and winning the CL by 2008?

Sorry, but I know the old ones are often the best :greengrin

[bighairyfaeleith]

http://tapatalk.com/mu/5229d08a-3516-7a01.jpg

The picture on facebook made it look this big darling

[Mark79]

http://www.google.co.uk/m/search?site=images&source=mog&hl=en&gl=uk&client=safari&q=laughing%20stock%20hearts&sa=N#i=0

[Leishy1995]

http://images.football365.com/11/01/800x600/Jim-Jefferies-Jan-2011_2555835.jpg

If it stays this 1-0 them, this is how he'll hold me!

[we are hibs]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=diet+huns&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=hUdjeGPhA0SHmM:&imgrefurl=http://www.facebook.com/group.php%3Fgid%3D93884480738&docid=GLnhdkv0UqnhkM&w=200&h=254&ei=Djw4TreiM4XOhAfcqsCrAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=702&vpy=352&dur=1046&hovh=203&hovw=160&tx=83&ty=189&page=1&tbnh=156&tbnw=142&start=0&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0&biw=1366&bih=667
romanovs new big idea

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/images/fultonsteve2.jpg

"Once yer done, can you take me to the burns unit? Cheers"

[we are hibs]

romanov reveals hearts new manager


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsqwgGyoGBM&feature=related

[Greentinted]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/54382000/jpg/_54382322_5322641.jpg



Naw, seriously, ah wis jist doin some shoppin wi the wife, and the call came ootay the blue. Amazin eh?

[we are hibs]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hearts+fc+funny&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=OjqK-eBW5u-3eM:&imgrefurl=http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php%253Ftno%253D4%2526fid%253D27%2526sty%253 D2%2526act%253D1%2526mid%253D2117160613&docid=BtMrQxTqglO6KM&w=380&h=534&ei=oz04TufdEs63hAetwf2MAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=237&page=8&tbnh=161&tbnw=115&start=128&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:128&tx=62&ty=48&biw=1366&bih=667


h (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hearts+fc+funny&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=OjqK-eBW5u-3eM:&imgrefurl=http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php%253Ftno%253D4%2526fid%253D27%2526sty%253 D2%2526act%253D1%2526mid%253D2117160613&docid=BtMrQxTqglO6KM&w=380&h=534&ei=oz04TufdEs63hAetwf2MAg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=237&page=8&tbnh=161&tbnw=115&start=128&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:128&tx=62&ty=48&biw=1366&bih=667)earts unveil there new signings

[we are hibs]

hearts build new stand as promised
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hearts+fc&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=HIDISFYVHZSeSM:&imgrefurl=http://www.orwellhearts.co.uk/athens1.html&docid=FCLNgNkiCnEL8M&w=460&h=345&ei=Qz44Tp-0EYmJhQffuYCJAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=192&vpy=303&dur=2434&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=205&ty=122&page=13&tbnh=153&tbnw=203&start=220&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:220&biw=1366&bih=667

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://www.bulbish.com/PICS1/5_10nerd_collection._.jpg

"Cardigan wearing Jambos ken whit's gaun oan"

[Bostonhibby]

Jeffries declines DOF role so Vlad decides to put a body double in knowing that the faithful will believe

[Greentinted]

http://images.sportinglife.com/11/07/330/Jim-Jefferies_2627589.jpg


The moment it became clear that, on this occasion, Fat Jim didnae know!

[Bishop Hibee]

7554

Do you want to be in Vlad's gang :jamboak:

[Twa Cairpets]

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/images/fultonsteve2.jpg

"Once yer done, can you take me to the burns unit? Cheers"

You, sir, are on a quite magnificent roll.
:not worth

[YehButNoBut]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJAhuI3Y8-MLdWbCmhVD8VEYNMJL1FegqLxB1V_f5zy0tn4k7x

You were right dad, we can do anything we like and the fans just bend over & take it.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00661/SNA2607A-280_661816a.jpg

Hmmmm.........if only I knew where Vlad keeps the bonus money, I could have another affair nae bother.

[jakki]

romanov reveals hearts new manager


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsqwgGyoGBM&feature=related

Its the first time I've seen that. My W&M is all over my keyboard!:thumbsup:

[we are hibs]

the new hearts tv reporter reporting from tynecastle


http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hearts+fc+funny&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=JQJ6jZE-8qk9GM:&imgrefurl=http://www.faniq.com/poll/Funny-Place-Names-1019982&docid=zpPSBbeu72xFVM&w=352&h=304&ei=HxM5TsCZMM6zhAeZxbSWAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=548&vpy=346&dur=610&hovh=209&hovw=242&tx=188&ty=172&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=197&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:0&biw=1366&bih=667

[we are hibs]

hearts unveil craig thomson as there new karoke singer on matchdays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBBgw_xRA2I

[we are hibs]

im not a pedo na joking get in the van


http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=craig+thomson+sex+offender&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1VEAD_enGB442GB442&tbm=isch&tbnid=Cx9etRTIJPJkkM:&imgrefurl=http://www.fanhouse.co.uk/2011/06/28/craig-thomson-suspended-as-hearts-produce-a-bizarre-u-turn/&docid=AbdI2nBo3LHktM&w=307&h=230&ei=8RU5TqC9GYu5hAfg--mfAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=446&vpy=278&dur=370&hovh=174&hovw=232&tx=205&ty=114&page=12&tbnh=155&tbnw=207&start=194&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:194&biw=1366&bih=667

[GREEN WARLORD]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJAhuI3Y8-MLdWbCmhVD8VEYNMJL1FegqLxB1V_f5zy0tn4k7x

You were right dad, we can do anything we like and the fans just bend over & take it.

:top marks

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-0-0599ADA70000044D-920_472x577.jpg

I wish I was as good as my dad. He's managed to convince 400,000 people that he's invested millions into their club.......when he actually hasn't done anything of the sort, he's just let them spend money they can't afford and charge them interest and yet he's brainwashed them into thinking otherwise. I love my dad.

[R'Albin]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJAhuI3Y8-MLdWbCmhVD8VEYNMJL1FegqLxB1V_f5zy0tn4k7x

You were right dad, we can do anything we like and the fans just bend over & take it.

:hilarious

[Hibs90]

After recent allegations, Craig Thomson may lose the No. 4 shirt this year, Sources close to the club have said that despite the disappointment, he would still be happy with anything below 16


After unveiling a statue of Michael Jackson outside the stadium last year, Fulham have announced they will be signing Craig Thomson as the new club captain this year.

[Sodje_18]

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2006/1459.jpg

Craig Thomson unveils his new car.

[HibeePaj]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=hearts+ian+black+pictured+spl&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&tbnid=Xd-xvGdTEyqZGM:&imgrefurl=http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/articles/20110710/in-pictures-union-berlin-v-hearts_2241384_2389791&docid=3TKV5Mpef7H8OM&w=300&h=300&ei=jHI5TqrzN4S68gP8m-WVAw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=270&page=3&tbnh=164&tbnw=164&start=33&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:33&tx=90&ty=45&biw=1366&bih=667

the white line was gone in seconds

[itchy07]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65950188@N05/6007693383/in/photostream

Craig Thompsons new employer.

[khib70]

Inside the PBS vol XXV

Vlad is sitting at his conning-tower shaped desk, surveying his office through a periscope

Vlad Craig!! Please be getting away from window and putting trousers back on!

Craig Aww, geez a break, gaffer, it's Guides night doon there!

Vlad I am having enough of this. You tell me you all better now, then you post picture of small one-eyed pink person on official website. Media monkeys are doing big craps on me from great height. You catching next trawler to Lithuania. You get good wages for Lithuanian person - two beetroot plus bonus up to one beetroot.

Craig Aww magic boss, so I get to play wi' Kaunas!

Vlad Not likely. I sell you to Lithuania National Youth Orchestra - I tell them I have top class kiddy fiddler and they give me big fee. Many many beetroot!