The official lets all laugh at Jambos thread/JJ & Billy Brown Sacked - MERGED

[Jim44]

What's the latest on Kickback then? Us non-members still can't get in..

Initial shock as expected : FJK treated badly - Mad Vlad taking stick : gradually coming round to saying JFK's results were not good enough and that Vlad has bravely done the right thing, :rolleyes: eg Vlad sacking JJ shows us he cares Cos if he didn't, he would have just left things and we could have had another mediocre season without spark and desire.
His tinkering approach is a frustration at times, but shows he hasn't lost interest the club or trying to make it a success. : generally and reluctantly sticking with Vlad : Majority want FJK to take the demotion to 'upstairs' D of F : general approval of rumoured new manager, Paulo Sergio, formerly of Sporting Lisbon and , I think, Kaunas.

[Albion Hibs]

http://www.grapheine.com/abitbol-tv/movie-en-6a5c24dc6c0c341507d358b68048c202.html (http://www.grapheine.com/abitbol-tv/movie-en-6a5c24dc6c0c341507d358b68048c202.html)

I just had to give it a shot, thought it was funny but I am slightly warped.

[CabbageBoy]

Didn't realise they're doing a a remake of whats eating gilbert grape in gorgie

Has she eaten him and he's stuck in her gullet?

[Judas Iscariot]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg

:top marks

:faf:

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http://www.heartsfc.co.uk/javaImages/8/4e/0,,10289~2772488,00.jpg

[R'Albin]

Initial shock as expected : FJK treated badly - Mad Vlad taking stick : gradually coming round to saying JFK's results were not good enough and that Vlad has bravely done the right thing, :rolleyes: eg Vlad sacking JJ shows us he cares Cos if he didn't, he would have just left things and we could have had another mediocre season without spark and desire.
His tinkering approach is a frustration at times, but shows he hasn't lost interest the club or trying to make it a success. : generally and reluctantly sticking with Vlad : Majority want FJK to take the demotion to 'upstairs' D of F : general approval of rumoured new manager, Paulo Sergio, formerly of Sporting Lisbon and , I think, Kaunas.

They are so undeluded it's unreal! :hilarious

[Hibbyradge]

Initial shock as expected : FJK treated badly - Mad Vlad taking stick : gradually coming round to saying JFK's results were not good enough and that Vlad has bravely done the right thing, :rolleyes: eg Vlad sacking JJ shows us he cares Cos if he didn't, he would have just left things and we could have had another mediocre season without spark and desire.
His tinkering approach is a frustration at times, but shows he hasn't lost interest the club or trying to make it a success. : generally and reluctantly sticking with Vlad : Majority want FJK to take the demotion to 'upstairs' D of F : general approval of rumoured new manager, Paulo Sergio, formerly of Sporting Lisbon and , I think, Kaunas.

The zealots on kickback have no option but to take that stance.

It's either that or walk away and they don't have anything else in their lives to fill the void.

Vlad knows this.

[Future17]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

Glad to see she's managed to re-arrange the lettering from her "LUVED GATTO" t-shirt courtesy of Weight Watchers.

[Saorsa]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg


:rotflmao:

[wazoo1875]

http://www.londonhearts.com/images/ianc/images/Neil Berry.jpgNeil Berry ugly! The hideousness of this face will haunt my dreams forever

[TonyMontana1875]

Being reported on Sky Sports News thats whos replacing Fat Jim


Any thoughts?


Plus how do I register for Prediction League.

[R'Albin]

Being reported on Sky Sports News thats whos replacing Fat Jim


Any thoughts?


Plus how do I register for Prediction League.

Need to be a PM mate.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

I'll give him 3 months maximum.

We now know how it works at the AsbestosArena, if you're sh*te, you'll get launched and if you're good at the job, you'll get launched. If you're a registered sex offender, you will get hired, retained and lauded as a hero. If you are mediocre and out of favour with the fans, you'll get kept on. I think that's how they work.

[hibsbollah]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg Im snorting at that.

[Hibbyradge]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_S%C3%A9rgio_Bento_Brito#Managerial_statistic s

[blindsummit]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg

It's what's going on behind her that's truly got me worried :greengrin

[matty_f]

Jorge Cadette said he was rank with Sporting Lisbon, and apparently there were all sorts of problems behind the scenes. He'll fit right in.

Looking forward to some Vlad-inspired team selections if this dude gets the gig.:thumbsup:

[Sir David Gray]

So the longest he's spent in any managerial job is three years and he's been in charge of four clubs in the past three years.

He should fit right in at Tynecastle. :agree:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg


http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg


http://i55.tinypic.com/1zxl9pk.jpg


Get Vlad Out? Out from where? Under yer jumper?

She's noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shy, of a banoffee pie.

As for what's going on behind her as per post above, if it's a bloke working her from the back you can only imagine that he's saying to her "fart and give me a clue, love".

[matty_f]

Does anyone know if he bends over and takes it? :dunno:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Does anyone know if he bends over and takes it? :dunno:

It's a prerequisite for the job I believe.

"At ease, manager, the good ship Vladimir is ready to dock in your brown harbour"

[Westie1875]

Does anyone know if he bends over and takes it? :dunno:

Surely this was the first question at the interview? :greengrin

[Speedway]

In 1996 we had Paulo Sergio on trial from Estoril this is the new Puppet lol same one :na na:

A pedant writes:

wasn't it 1998, under Duff Jimmy?

[Mibbes Aye]

Does anyone know if he bends over and takes it? :dunno: "Yes Mr Romanov, my name is Paul-oh!!! Sergi-oh!!!" :agree:

[blindsummit]

As for what's going on behind her as per post above, if it's a bloke working her from the back you can only imagine that he's saying to her "fart and give me a clue, love".

:faf:
That's my laptop ruined! Pebble dashed with red wine.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51300000/jpg/_51300750_paulo_sergio_160211.jpg

"Vlad just happened to be hangin' oot the back of me when I got the call.................."

[Fantic]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg

:faf:

Was in a newsagents in Gullane once and Ronnie Corbert was behind me in the queue. Don't know why but every time I think about it I deck myself.

[Jim44]

Probably as a feeble attempt to deflect the spotlight away from the deluded ones tonight, some idiot on KB has started a rumour that Sproule has retired due to cruciate problems. :faf:

[Hibercelona]

Get Vlad Out? Out from where? Under yer jumper?

She's noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shy, of a banoffee pie.

As for what's going on behind her as per post above, if it's a bloke working her from the back you can only imagine that he's saying to her "fart and give me a clue, love".

:hilarious

[R'Albin]

Probably as a feeble attempt to deflect the spotlight away from the deluded ones tonight, some idiot on KB has started a rumour that Sproule has retired due to cruciate problems. :faf:

Deary me.

[CallumLaidlaw]

http://www.portugoal.net/index.php/more-sporting-news/21445-sporting-sack-paulo-sergio

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/881579/sporting-lisbon-coach-paulo-sergio-denies-rift-reports?cc=5739

[Viva_Palmeiras]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51300000/jpg/_51300750_paulo_sergio_160211.jpg

"Vlad just happened to be hangin' oot the back of me when I got the call.................."

"Who eez dis Gladstone Small you talkin about? Victor who play for a Saynt Meeereeen I never erd of these peoples... why the laughs on your faces why?"

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg

I actually think that is the funniest photo I have ever seen in my f***ing life :faf: :faf :faf: :faf: :faf:

[DMR1875]

Mad Vlad should just take complete control of the team, that would be great to see.

Crazy sacking Jim and Billy, draw with that lot fi the west and an away goal in Europe.

This new guy looks like another brown noser.

[scuttle]

Probably getting the Hertz job

[Viva_Palmeiras]

[QUOTE=Pedantic_Hibee;2876116]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51300000/jpg/_51300750_paulo_sergio_160211.jpg

"The Smell of Fear....? Dat Naked Gun I never 'erd of eet!"

[LeithBoozy]

He looks in that photo as if he has just had a fart and followed through. :greengrin

[NOLA]

Had to join in the fun :greengrin



http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-af47d5afeeaac719f777b4f070e78300.html

roflmao:thumbsup: there you go jumbo take a puff :agree:

[R'Albin]

Had to join in the fun :greengrin



http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/illustrateur-en-af47d5afeeaac719f777b4f070e78300.html

:faf:

[Bad Martini]

New signing for the pink ones?

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS44FqbJ3JWXP7_ctPDUmq2z2rlAcGgM PpdBBZCdWKmu-JoC2MDwQ :aok:

[Hibs90]

Anyone got that 'What the beautiful people will be wearing' pic?

[Albion Hibs]

Really cringeworthy attempt by some silly yam to deflect attention from the riddle of a club that is hearts.

Having seen the boy play at the weekend he ran from the first minute to the last. There was no sign of anything that would give any cause for concern.

Jog on yams your club is coming down around your ears you are the laughing stock of the league in front of an audience that is the world of sport.

[Sodje_18]

Truly pathetic :faf:

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Surely this was the first question at the interview? :greengrin

..................and here is the picture from his interview :agree:


http://www.mikepellegrini.com/Graphics/bush_bend_over.jpg

[Saorsa]

Anyone got that 'What the beautiful people will be wearing' pic?http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/ohmasides2.jpg

[Westie1875]

Deary me, if they're trying to deflect attention at least make it something believable :faf:

[frazeHFC]

I am afraid it is true. :rolleyes:

[Leishy1995]

True by the way, major problems at kickback as their server crashed from the waves of pish over-riding the server.

[Hibs On Tour]

As an aside, whilst having a discussion on a [jambo] pal's facebook page about them getting binned, I ended up in a sideways discussion with another jambo over the nonce. What chance do their team have when this is the mentality of their support?

https://skydrive.live.com/#!/?cid=00dc4f0085c683a4&sc=photos&nl=1&uc=1&id=DC4F0085C683A4!217!cid=00DC4F0085C683A4&id=DC4F0085C683A4!218&sc=photos

[Sean1875]

dear lord that really is desperation, I pity them.

[SRHibs]

I am afraid it is true. :rolleyes:

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. :confused:

[Kato]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51300000/jpg/_51300750_paulo_sergio_160211.jpg



Another Vlad Skittle waiting to be knocked over.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

[frazeHFC]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. :confused: I forgot to finish the sentence: I am afraid it is true, we do have to share this city with a bunch of stupid, brainless morons.

[down-the-slope]

I wish he would go the whole hog and just get in the dug out for the next derby and direct the pantomime from the front :greengrin

[frazeHFC]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice. And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts. :fullmarks: What a post! :thumbsup:

[Sean1875]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

Enjoyed reading this almost as much as I enjoyed reading the news about FJK for the first time, outstanding :top marks

[SteveHFC]

http://www.art247.com/images/large/MIRRORPIX/GL/GL967571.jpg

:faf:

[Pedantic_Hibee]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/ohmasides2.jpg

The beautiful people? I'll give the burd pass marks for the camel toe but then they go and ruin it by showcasing a jaked-up, pock-faced ned with a Scotch Pie and a kid with a heid the size of a Ford Mondeo.

Hall of f****ng mirrors :greengrin:greengrin

[R'Albin]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

:top marks

[Saorsa]

The beautiful people? I'll give the burd pass marks for the camel toe but then they go and ruin it by showcasing a jaked-up, pock-faced ned with a Scotch Pie and a kid with a heid the size of a Ford Mondeo.

Hall of f****ng mirrors :greengrin:greengrinhttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/jamie1971/home8yw.jpg


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[Removed]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

:applause:

and the new sig just finishes it off :thumbsup:

[CraigHibee]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

:not worth

dont think anyone could have put that any better bud!

[jacomo]

Pedantic, that rant is worth burning a life for on Kickback.

Poor old Jambos, still cannae get it.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Pedantic, that rant is worth burning a life for on Kickback.

Poor old Jambos, still cannae get it.

I should to be honest, I'll still have two lives left if I do :greengrin:greengrin

[GraniteCityHibs]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice. And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts. The single most brilliant thing I've read on here!,

[Saorsa]

two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park:thumbsup::thumbsup:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyOnlq0bUR4


:faf: :faf:

[Winston Ingram]

http://youtu.be/cndmiHTHhbg

[Saorsa]

:hilarious

[sleeping giant]

.

Outstanding :rotflmao:

[Twa Cairpets]

Very very good. made me laugh:greengrin:greengrin

[Sir David Gray]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

That's undoubtedly, by far and away, the best post I have ever read on this website in almost seven years of being on here.

Superb! :top marks

['Mon the Hibs]

:top marks :applause: :applause:

[Franck Stanton]

Poor guy was just in Edinburgh for the Festival, went into the Herts shop for a wee look and mad vlad gave him the job.

[Big Frank]

To pop in a reference to top bellend Le Chat, is simply sublime......

:top marks

[villager]

'cheerio bawbag!' :aok::not worth:thumbsup::agree::flag::top marks

[Booked4Being-Ugly]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.FAF and factual. :top marks

It should be the wikipedia entry for Hearts recent history under mad Vlad.

[Calvin]

:greengrin "..that I'll now turn into equity" :top marks

[NOLA]

haha, makes me laugh even more:flag:

[one day maybe...]

Poor guy was just in Edinburgh for the Festival, went into the Herts shop for a wee look and mad vlad gave him the job.

That will be £14.99 please sir, over here for the festival are we?
Ok sir, if you would just like to pop your pin number in there thanks.
Follow football do we sir?
You were manager of who?
Sporting Lisbon you say?
Could you hang on a wee minute please I may have some one who may be interested in speaking to you?

"Hello Mr Romanov, its wee jimmy fae the shop" "Aye the wee fat bald boy with the ridiculous syrup he wears to go to the dancing" " Listen I have got this gadgie here called Sergio, he used to be boss of Sporting Lisbon, what you think?" " Just offer him the job? are you sure? ok then boss" " Naw he just bought the JJ nodding doll, oh by the way should we put them on special offer now?".:greengrin

[WellingtonHibby]

I would like to see Field Marshall Haig get another crack of the whip at the helm of the good ship jambo. As i understand it, they got some of thier biggest results under him...some big stalemates to though, it has to be said

[NOLA]

extranormal.com mad vlad serves jumbo his papers not a bad first effort from myself, could do better lol:greengrin

[WellingtonHibby]

ou-est le chat?

[KiddA]

I feel it is a great honor to have started a potential mega thread :greengrin

What a great night, just started my holiday with the wife and kids in the Smokey Mountains and had a few beers laughing all about the Jambos :thumbsup:

Agent Romanov mission accomplished return to base :tee hee:

:drunk: :zzzzz!:

[NOLA]

romanov and jumbo on extranormal a much better effort by myself lol:thumbsup:

[Eaststand]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.


:top markssuperb post PH

GGTTH

[PeeJay]

... players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, .

I'm afraid I've no idea what you are on about in most of your references, but it was still a great read - the phrase above being my own particular fav.
:top marks

[Hibernia Na Eir]

oh dear, pretty pathetic attempt to deflect things. hearts are tumbling and it'd gggreat!

[Niffy]

I just broke my scroll hand.
Jeez ..... do you have to quote the lot ?

[sunshine1875]

Do you recall the night that Burley was sacked and Foulkes came out with the "we are going to sign a...........top................class.............. manager" saying it slowly to make a point?

Yes "top................class..............manager" indeed.

Re Sergio from the Scotsman "Out of work since being sacked as Sporting Lisbon coach in February, following their Europa League last 32 defeat against Rangers, Sergio has never previously managed outside of Portugal where his record at Olhanense, Santa Clara, Beira-Mar, Pacos Ferreira, Vitoria Guimaraes and then Sporting was largely unremarkable".

Yes "top................class..............manager" indeed.

[Hibernia Na Eir]

has all the makings of another failure

[Gala Foxes]

its a pity they didn't get Paulo Sousa, he has just taken over at Videoton, as he made a hash of the Leicester job last season and was bulleted after 3 months in charge

[Iggy Pope]

The post you've quoted given may not have been in the best of taste, however given your apparent playing down of convicted sex offenders grooming children for sex on the internet on a separate thread, you may not be in the best position to criticise.

Another over reaction.
Incomparable and you know it. We all know what Thomson is guilty of and it's none of the above. Played down nothing, I stuck to the facts and resisted having a chortle at individuals who have been guilty of committing absolute atrocities. And it's not even remotely funny.

Edit - and just for clarity as the Thomson / Kaunas thread referred to appears to have been (rightly) deleted, I confirmed on that thread exactly what I thought Thomson was guilty of and won't take the 'credit' for the expansive defence of him by the main protagonist.
Now lets get back to laughing at them.

[greenginger]

Does the guy speak any English ? It will be fun watching dug out instructions through a bank of interpreters.

Also could this be a pathetic attempt by Vlad to get himself compared to Abamavich at Chelsea.He hires a Portuguese manager and so does Vlad therfor they must be the same type of guy.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[EskbankHibby]

Does the guy speak any English ? It will be fun watching dug out instructions through a bank of interpreters.

Also could this be a pathetic attempt by Vlad to get himself compared to Abamavich at Chelsea.He hires a Portuguese manager and so does Vlad therfor they must be the same type of guy.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Would be very interested to know this, literally can't think of a single manager who has been a success in a country where they struggle to communicate.

[sunshine1875]

Olhanense - got team promoted from the third division to the second division where they finished 9th and 5th
Santa Clara - managed them in the second division where they finished 4th and 10th
Beira-Mar - second division team less than a year there
Pacos Ferreira - top division team, but a bit of a yo-yo team
Vitoria Guimaraes - mid-table team when PS was their
Sporting - only 17 games with a 65% win ratio

[R'Albin]

:faf:

[H18sry]

Mad Vlad should just take complete control of the team, that would be great to see.

Crazy sacking Jim and Billy, draw with that lot fi the west and an away goal in Europe.

This new guy looks like another brown noser.

:hmmm: :lurksub: :wink:

[Golden Bear]

Does the guy speak any English ? It will be fun watching dug out instructions through a bank of interpreters.

Also could this be a pathetic attempt by Vlad to get himself compared to Abamavich at Chelsea.He hires a Portuguese manager and so does Vlad therfor they must be the same type of guy.


:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

A wee bit off topic but I've heared that the Mad One himself actually speaks and understands English. So being a great actor is yet another of his well hidden "talents".

[Beefster]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.

[R'Albin]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.

I wouldn't be, on average lasts just over a year at all his clubs, has had troubles behind the scene and might not even be able to speak English!

[Golden Bear]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.

Ach Sporting Lisbon are crap anyway - everytime we play them at ER we pump them 6.1


:smug:

[Steve20]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.


No, I don't think we would be.

[H18sry]

Only a 65% win record in a 2 team league,at Sporting,if an old firm manager had that record they would get the bullet :agree:

[heretoday]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.

That's about the only notable thing about him. His career seems incredibly average and undistinguished. You wonder why Sporting appointed him in the first place.

Gotta start somewhere though and where better than Tynecastle! :faf:

[Phil D. Rolls]

I had my doubts about whether it is right to laugh at such a noble institution and two of its most loyal servants. After all FJK, BB, and Gary Locke (accountants - is this right?) are people of great integrity and their demise cannot be a good thing.

However, having seen the word "official", I am reassured that this thread will meet the high standards that all those associated with HoMFC hold dear. So in that spirit, I am off to purchase some incontinence pads so that I can give this request the gravitas it deserves.

Meantime, I'll restrict myself to HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa......I bet you never saw this one coming you spineless fuds!!!!!! :faf:

[aberhibsfc]

Romanov is priceless.

I was looking at the picture of Dumb Jeffries on BBC Sport Scotland at the weekend 'we didn't deserve to get beat' and thought I couldn't wait until the Jambo messiah is tarred and feathered by his loyal fans. It's happened a lot sooner than I thought but just as enjoyable.

I am also looking forward to the Celtic Minded Lennon being castigated and fired down parkhead way. No fan of Rangers but would it be worth them scuppering Celtic again this season to see how long the angry man would generate Lennon on Celtc fans kids birth certificates and that's just the girls.

Romanov is an absolute joke, he's allowed JJ 3 games inc the 1st leg of a Euro match and brought players in. If he wanted someone with Euro experience, he should have brought someone in before the tie?

I hope that for his sake it was something to do with the Thomson fiasco with JJ wanting him out, but I doubt it.

He could always go onto be an unmotivational speaker or something but he should definately stay away from being a Samaritins call handler.

[YehButNoBut]

Romanov is priceless.

I was looking at the picture of Dumb Jeffries on BBC Sport Scotland at the weekend 'we didn't deserve to get beat' and thought I couldn't wait until the Jambo messiah is tarred and feathered by his loyal fans. It's happened a lot sooner than I thought but just as enjoyable.

I am also looking forward to the Celtic Minded Lennon being castigated and fired down parkhead way. No fan of Rangers but would it be worth them scuppering Celtic again this season to see how long the angry man would generate Lennon on Celtc fans kids birth certificates and that's just the girls.

Romanov is an absolute joke, he's allowed JJ 3 games inc the 1st leg of a Euro match and brought players in. If he wanted someone with Euro experience, he should have brought someone in before the tie?

I hope that for his sake it was something to do with the Thomson fiasco with JJ wanting him out, but I doubt it.

He could always go onto be an unmotivational speaker or something but he should definately stay away from being a Samaritins call handler.

Hopefully JJ had the backbone to express his disgust to Vlad over the handling of the CT affair.

I have a feeling that the new manager may be told to play CT when his loan expires in November.

[Beefster]

Only a 65% win record in a 2 team league,at Sporting,if an old firm manager had that record they would get the bullet :agree:

Benfica and Porto have been more successful recently. Portugal is a three team league.

Walter Smith has a 63% record win record in his last spell at Rangers. He won the last three titles, took them to a UEFA Cup final and won five domestic cups in just over 4 years.

Anyway, I'm not in the business of defending (alleged) Hearts managers - just pointing out we wouldn't be crucifying the guy.

[jacomo]

Romanov is priceless.

I was looking at the picture of Dumb Jeffries on BBC Sport Scotland at the weekend 'we didn't deserve to get beat' and thought I couldn't wait until the Jambo messiah is tarred and feathered by his loyal fans. It's happened a lot sooner than I thought but just as enjoyable.

I am also looking forward to the Celtic Minded Lennon being castigated and fired down parkhead way. No fan of Rangers but would it be worth them scuppering Celtic again this season to see how long the angry man would generate Lennon on Celtc fans kids birth certificates and that's just the girls.

Romanov is an absolute joke, he's allowed JJ 3 games inc the 1st leg of a Euro match and brought players in. If he wanted someone with Euro experience, he should have brought someone in before the tie?

I hope that for his sake it was something to do with the Thomson fiasco with JJ wanting him out, but I doubt it.

He could always go onto be an unmotivational speaker or something but he should definately stay away from being a Samaritins call handler.

Off topic, but I'm sure the Celtic hierarchy are delighted with Lennon. He's cheap and good at enraging the Celtic support about perceived injustice (deflecting attention from his own distinctly average record).

However, if he still can't beat Rangers this term I am sure it will be all up for him.

[brog]

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

PH, you've surpassed yourself. As I read this with tears streaming down my face I had a vision of Paul Merton going off on one of his rants on HIGNFY but this is better. I'm going to print this post & read it everytime I'm a bit p'd off with our team & put things into perspective!!
Thank you!! :top marks:not worth

[blackpoolhibs]

You have to admire how quickly Romanov gets his replacements in. The new guy has arrived already, its not even 24 hours since JJ was punted. :greengrin

[ballengeich]

JJ sacked after failing to beat Rangers. Replaced by a man who was sacked after failing to beat Rangers. The masterplan is clear.

[Kojock]

Hopefully JJ had the backbone to express his disgust to Vlad over the handling of the CT affair.

Not a chance in hell that the fat spineless jellyfish Jeffries stood up to Vlad, otherwise he would not have been offered the DOF job.

[Twa Cairpets]

Next fax operator confirmed as Paulo Sergio on SSN.

[hibsbollah]

You have to admire how quickly Romanov gets his replacements in. The new guy has arrived already, its not even 24 hours since JJ was punted. :greengrin Petrie could learn a thing or two from the great man.

[--------]

Next fax operator confirmed as Paulo Sergio on SSN.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_S%C3%A9rgio_Silvestre_do_Nascimento#Club_car eer

[Part/Time Supporter]

You have to admire how quickly Romanov gets his replacements in. The new guy has arrived already, its not even 24 hours since JJ was punted. :greengrin

I think he's slacking a bit. Wasn't FJK in before anyone knew that Csaba had been punted?

[Part/Time Supporter]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_S%C3%A9rgio_Silvestre_do_Nascimento#Club_car eer

It's not him. It's a Portuguese gadgie who managed Sporting last year.

[--------]

I think he's slacking a bit. Wasn't FJK in before anyone knew that Csaba had been punted?

Yup. In the club shop dressing-room being fitted for his clown costume. :agree:

[ancient hibee]

I think that the time to laugh is when we're third and they're tenth.That's all that matters.

[--------]

It's not him. It's a Portuguese gadgie who managed Sporting last year.

Ah. I was a bit concerned, given THAT PS's CV.

THIS guy? Paulo Sergio Bento Brito?

"On 26 February 2011, following a 0–2 home loss against S.L. Benfica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.L._Benfica) in the league, and Europa League elimination (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010–11_UEFA_Europa_League) at the hands of Rangers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rangers_F.C.), with Sporting also out of domestic cup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taça_de_Portugal) contention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010–11_Taça_de_Portugal) and trailing F.C. Porto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F.C._Porto) by 26 points in the league (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010–11_Primeira_Liga), Sérgio's contract was mutually terminated.

On 2 August 2011 it was confirmed that he would take over from Jim Jefferies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jefferies) at Hearts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_of_Midlothian_F.C.) in Scotland."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulo_Sérgio_Bento_Brito

[Hibee87]

I think that the time to laugh is when we're third and they're tenth.That's all that matters.

awww really cause were 6th and there 9th so im not aloud to laugh at them just yet :dummytit:

[basehibby]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.

Maybe we'd big someone up in the same situation - but more out of an effort to hide our embarassment and general alarm at the bizzare turn of events than out of any genuine enthusiasm for the situation IMO.

So, from me, for the Yams a continuing series of

:na na::na na::na na::na na::na na::na na::na na::na na::na na:

is more than appropriate :greengrin

[--------]

I hate to say it but if we appointed this Portugese punter, we'd be bumming up the fact that he had managed Sporting and drooling over him, I reckon.

Thankfully, Vlad will still be there to **** it all up.


Not so sure, Beefster - his record at Sporting isn't all that good, and he lasted even less time than the average at ER lately ...

[1875er]

FJK has declined the chance to be DoF and left the Yams after agreeing leaving terms.... a.k.a. "Heres some cash now Shut up ya spineless and don't say anything about how the joke club is run".... oh and leave your dignity in the second drawer in your desk in the managers office.

[carnoustiehibee]

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.


I txt this to my Jambo mate and he replied "and we're still better than u"

Hahaha, he's gone past delusional.

[Hibby D]

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

PH, you've surpassed yourself. As I read this with tears streaming down my face I had a vision of Paul Merton going off on one of his rants on HIGNFY but this is better. I'm going to print this post & read it everytime I'm a bit p'd off with our team & put things into perspective!!
Thank you!! :top marks:not worth

So glad to be able to read this :greengrin

[R'Albin]

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.


I txt this to my Jambo mate and he replied "and we're still better than u"

Hahaha, he's gone past delusional.

Haha well thought out response!

[jacomo]

Delighted to see that our old friend "Lord" Foulkes has entered the fray...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14366361.stm


Former Hearts chairman George Foulkes, who left his post less than two weeks after Burley's departure in protest at the Tynecastle club's decision to part company with chief executive Phil Anderton, was disappointed by the announcement.

He said: "I am shocked at the decision and the timing of it, with the second leg of the Europa League qualifier this week

"But I have come to expect the unexpected with Vladimir Romanov.

"If he comes up with a replacement who is generally accepted to be brilliant, then I'm sure the Hearts fans will rejoice but the record of past managers doesn't give much hope."

Sergio, who has never managed outside his native Portugal, lost his job at Sporting in February, following Europa League elimination at the hands of Rangers.


"But I have come to expect the unexpected with Vladimir Romanov"... he's a quick learner, eh?

[cabbageandribs1875]

FJK has declined the chance to be DoF and left the Yams after agreeing leaving terms.... a.k.a. "Heres some cash now Shut up ya spineless and don't say anything about how the joke club is run".... oh and leave your dignity in the second drawer in your desk in the managers office.

BJK left his dignity behind the 2nd time he went back for more trouser dropping with romanov

[bighairyfaeleith]

Delighted to see that our old friend "Lord" Foulkes has entered the fray...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14366361.stm




"But I have come to expect the unexpected with Vladimir Romanov"... he's a quick learner, eh?

aye, cos you never expected vlads submarine up your broon chute when vlad said bend over that desk georgey boy.:yamlaugh:

[Golden Bear]

Looks like JJ has some pride after all and he's not ruled out the possibility of returning to Tynie sometime in the future (as you would expect from a fan of the Club)

[I Love Lamp]

'Jefferies is a bona fide Hearts legend these days. Now settled into his second spell at Tynecastle, in his first full season back he effected a clear improvement in both performances and points. Importantly, he seems to have learned a strategy for dealing with the club's hands-on owner Vladimir Romanov'

:greengrin

No sooner is it spoken than it is broken.

[therealgavmac]

Pedantic..... And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

I say this nearly every day - and for your full post - take a bow - truly magnificent!

:top marks

[ahibby]

I have a good deal of respect for JJ despite his Hearts background. I honestly think he would have done better than this new guy especially with his experience of the SPL. Vlad has a history of this and even the Hearts fans must find it difficult to believe that this move is anything more than another whim rather than a master plan. He had them finishing third and looking good for third again IMO despite the blip on Sunday. I don't know how many Scottish players they have now but this doesn't do them any favours and as for their foreign contingent it might not make a blind bit of a difference.:crazy:

[The Harp]

A cunning plan by the Mad one ... he's managed to avoid much of the bad publicity which would surely have followed the Evening News main front page story yesterday 'Anger as Vlad signs sex pest star again' by this sacking of the ultimate Yam legend and his side kick. A master stroke!:not worth

[R'Albin]

A cunning plan by the Mad one ... he's managed to avoid much of the bad publicity which would surely have followed the Evening News main front page story yesterday 'Anger as Vlad signs sex pest star again' by this sacking of the ultimate Yam legend and his side kick. A master stroke!:not worth

Genius:agree:

[Seep]

This is by far the worst move Hearts have made since Burley..

[Beefster]

This is by far the worst move Hearts have made since Burley..

Do you mean appointing Burley or sacking him for destroying the club, 12 games later?

[Seep]

Do you mean appointing Burley or sacking him for destroying the club, 12 games later?

Sacking him for being top of the table. Vlad is a roaster.

[Saorsa]

This is by far the worst move Hearts have made since Burley..but far from the last hopefully, I'd miss the :hilarious comedy gold :hilarious


Unless of course Vlad pulls the plug, that would be the funniest of the lot, if that happened I'd laugh so hard I think my heid would fall off. :faf:

[Mango Man]

Has there ever been a successful foreign manager in the SPL out with the old firm?

[oneone73]

Has there ever been a successful foreign manager in the SPL out with the old firm?

Ivan Golac won the Scottish Cup with Dundee United.

[jgl07]

Ivan Golac won the Scottish Cup with Dundee United.

And got them relegated a year later!

[Twa Cairpets]

Sacking him for being top of the table. Vlad is a roaster.

Yep, but you gotta love him.

I wonder if it will be us or you lot who will end up building the statue?

[jacomo]

This is by far the worst move Hearts have made since Burley..

I reckon he'll get over it pretty quickly. I mean, it's not as if there will be any lasting repercussions from the supporters.

[Jim Herriot]

Delighted to see that our old friend "Lord" Foulkes has entered the fray...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14366361.stm




"But I have come to expect the unexpected with Vladimir Romanov"... he's a quick learner, eh?


A great quote from "Lord" Foulkes about Vlad in the above story...

"Jim and Billy have had to swallow an awful lot from him over a period of time."

:hahaha::lolyam:

[Cropley10]

I reckon he'll get over it pretty quickly. I mean, it's not as if there will be any lasting repercussions from the supporters.

:agree: - Stockholm Syndrome I think it's called :wink:

'this shows that Vlad cares and won't accept mediocrity' etc. etc...

[Sean1875]

Its great whenever your discussing anything going on down at the PBS with a yam they always seem to turn it back onto 'aye well were still better than you' or '1902' or 'well hes better than CC'. They really do need to get a grip of themselves and stop using us as some form of drug to deflect away from their own pishy existence and accept the reality that they are a complete joke of an establishment.

[chorley_fm]

There's only one thing that's down on it's crippled knees at the moment and that is Heart of Midlothian Football Club.

They're nothing more than a name now, the name and Gary "Naw ave no been dooking for chips" Locke are the only things you can associate with this club from ten years ago. The rest of it has been seamlessly stripped away by one man and his little creep of a son.

And what have the Hearts fans done? Really, what have they done? Alright, so you had two special needs cases having a scrap in the car park and some fat lad booting an Eastern European hat, but that was about it.

And now they want to build a statue of the man who has stripped them of their heritage, identity and pride? There's a certain irony of them erecting an erection of an erection, mind you.

As I've stated before, Chris Robinson wanted to make a slight change to the club emblem and they went absolutely tonto; yet ol' Vladimir has been given carte blanche to trample all over a name that used to mean something and there's barely so much as a whimper from the deluded lot. They were too busy lording it over all and sundry to realise what was happening to them.

We've had the sacking of Burley, we've had Rix, we've had Eddie Malofeev, we've had Rima, the pyjama man, the black box, Christian f***ing Nade, tartan shorts, Nerijus Barasa, a missing telly, a collection box being chored, Valdas "Is he actually alive" Ivanauskas, Benny-effin-useless, a missing plasma, Craig Thomson, World Cup Stars, Champions League winners, £10 million budgets, clear of debt by the end of 2005, Pillae-biters, technical glitches, blips, errors and faults, we've had Korobotcha, we've had Stephen Frail, skint den mothers, a match-fixing Kello, Sgt Pepper album car boots, jumble sales, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRevolution, we've had what the beautiful people are wearing, an empty shop, Arbroath, fights with Bednar, a coked up Black, we've had Vlad in the dugout for a European game, sell-outs that arnae really sell-outs, monkeys, typewriters, fax machines, pipe dreams, gangsters, mafias, club shop appointments, Wonga, pink elephant banks, pink bus shelters, press boxes made out of disused bomb shelters, asbestos, doulbing up on debts, debt for equity, registration fees, Roman Romanov, Callum Elliot re-enacting Bareback Mountain, Jim Duffy, water supplies cut off, the championing of sex offenders, Bar Roma, Darren Barr, players so unpronounceable they're referred to as numbers and most of all, we've had Vlad.

And what have we got? Nothing. Zilch. Nada. Nade. Zip. They still willingly drop their corduroy trousers and willingly accept the Romanov Rimming prior to a bit of Lithuanian Lip Service dressed up as foreplay.

What does he have to do for them to act? He must be scratching his head in bewilderment and asking himself "how f***ing gullible are these chumps, why won't they rise, where is the mutiny, where is their backbone, what else can I f*** up before they gain a voice?".

They want to, I think, at least you'd like to think they'd want to. But they can't, they can't because he is Hearts. Hearts are Romanov, Romanov is Hearts. They're nothing without him, they're a laughing stock with him. Without him, they no longer have a football team. With him, they no longer have a football team. To him, Hearts are the Tamagotchi that just won't die. They're the child he abuses without the Social Services intervening (although there's rumours Craig Thomson is monitoring the situation), they're the battered wife that can't strum up the temptation to leave him, they're the sh*te he just cannot flush because the turds surrounding him keep coming back for more.

If he was pumping their missus they'd tuck him in and cook him a breakfast in the morning. They love him because they're scared to hate him. And they've brought it all on themselves.

Even today, I read of "is this the straw that broke the camels back?". Well, no, no it's not. You could balance forty bales of hay and the fat lass with the "Get Vlad Out" banner on top of the camel and it still wouldn't break, because you don't want it to. Vlad's the weight and you're the camel that cannae take the hump because you're nothing without him.

We're not in the best of shape right now, and we have questions that we have, and will continue to ask the board and you can see there is a change in communication from our club thanks to the pressure we've put on them. Because we have a fanbase that will uprise and a board that will listen. You have fans that take the rogering in silence and an owner who couldnae give a toss what you think.

You have a recent past that's comparable with Craig Thomson's internet browsing history.

So have your Scottish Cup; it's a lovely piece of silverware, but it's not worth £20 million with your dignity, pride, heritage and identity forfeited into the bargain.

Neil Berry, Gary MacKay, Le Chat, Gary Locke, Stephen Simmons, Craigieboy, Wallace Mercer, Wee Airdrie Jambo, Stephen Hendry, Ronnie Corbett, Victorian et al, your bums took one hell of a beating..........and you can't even raise a dissenting voice.

And to all you Hibees out there who have moaned relentlessly over the past few months and criticise our board........they're not great, but at least they're not Hearts.

Sir, take a bow

Outstanding Post

[YehButNoBut]

Sounds like Jeffries has been bought off as he had nothing bad to say about Vlad in this interview on BBC Sportsound today.

Said he owns the club so it his perogitive to change the manager, and you just have to take it on the chin and move on.

Jeez can no one say anything bad about Vlad. :jamboak:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/scotfoot

Play the Tuesday 2nd radio link.

[Dashing Bob S]

You have to admire how quickly Romanov gets his replacements in. The new guy has arrived already, its not even 24 hours since JJ was punted. :greengrin

And you can keep your beady eyes off the voluptuous bird in the Yams top hanging out the Vlad Must Go banner. I saw her first, and I'm tired of your sloppy seconds.

[Jim44]

Sounds like Jeffries has been bought off as he had nothing bad to say about Vlad in this interview on BBC Sportsound today.

Said he owns the club so it his perogitive to change the manager, and you just have to take it on the chin and move on.

Jeez can no one say anything bad about Vlad. :jamboak:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/scotfoot

Play the Tuesday 2nd radio link.

Just when I was reluctantly mustering up some sympathy and respect for FJK for turning down his 'promotion', he ruins it by saying he might take the job in the future. He is no better than the sycophantic subservants who support Vlad of Midlothian FC.

[Removed]

Just when I was reluctantly mustering up some sympathy and respect for FJK for turning down his 'promotion', he ruins it by saying he might take the job in the future. He is no better than the sycophantic subservants who support Vlad of Midlothian FC.:agree: cringeworthy

[jane_says]

A great quote from "Lord" Foulkes about Vlad in the above story...

"Jim and Billy have had to swallow an awful lot from him over a period of time."

:hahaha::lolyam:





:faf::thumbsup:

[Dashing Bob S]

A great quote from "Lord" Foulkes about Vlad in the above story...

"Jim and Billy have had to swallow an awful lot from him over a period of time."

:hahaha::lolyam:




George and Graham had their critics but at least they had the dignity to spit.

[Pedantic_Hibee]

George and Graham had their critics but at least they had the dignity to spit.

Malofeev gargled, I swear doon :agree:

[Winston Ingram]

A great quote from "Lord" Foulkes about Vlad in the above story...

"Jim and Billy have had to swallow an awful lot from him over a period of time."

:hahaha::lolyam:




I thought they just took it up the erse:confused:

[hibs0666]

Vlad's back...

Hearts majority shareholder Vladimir Romanov has stated he is not surprised by the reaction against him by certain sections of the media and other individuals in Scottish football following the decision by the club to part company with former manager Jim Jefferies.

Mr Romanov stated: "Judging by the pre-planned squeals the media monkeys are making, Hearts has hit the point with the move. I believe that with only one competitive win in 15 games, only fools and idiots would not raise questions and suspicions.

"I now understand why Scotland is in 61st place in FIFA rankings behind such poor football countries like Lithuania, Albania and Gabon."

[HibbyAndy]

Vlad's back...

Hearts majority shareholder Vladimir Romanov has stated he is not surprised by the reaction against him by certain sections of the media and other individuals in Scottish football following the decision by the club to part company with former manager Jim Jefferies.

Mr Romanov stated: "Judging by the pre-planned squeals the media monkeys are making, Hearts has hit the point with the move. I believe that with only one competitive win in 15 games, only fools and idiots would not raise questions and suspicions.

"I now understand why Scotland is in 61st place in FIFA rankings behind such poor football countries like Lithuania, Albania and Gabon."


Are we really below these teams in the rankings?

[jgl07]

Are we really below these teams in the rankings?

FIFA Rankings are gash.

Wales are apparently ranked below the Faroe Islands.

I know who I would back in a head to head.

[mjhibby]

Do you mean appointing Burley or sacking him for destroying the club, 12 games later?

It can only get worse for them.They have lost bouzid,who was their best defender last season.Also wallace who was their best player and paleswalos who was one of their best players and replaced them with hamill,grainger and taoil.they are average footballers and the fact they have injury prone players like driver and kyle and of course webster means anybody backing them for third is as mad as you know who.btw anybody know what the handicap betting for the spl is.There could be money to made there me thinks.My mate who is a jambo straight away said this is a disaster waiting to happen and if results go against them will all the loyal vlad lovers still back him.I doubt it.:thumbsup:

[Bobby's Cinema]

Thought this deserved to be bumped up :greengrin:na na:

[JimBHibees]

Are we really below these teams in the rankings?

Afraid so.

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html#confederation=0&rank=206&page=2

Got to be said FJK looked incredibly relaxed in an interview on the golf course yesterday, no doubt he thinks his plan of taking on the Gorgie Janitor role for 18 months or so at a decent wage and the inevitable sacking pay off has worked out well. Was even refering to Vlad as Mr Romanov. :greengrin

Hope for his sake he has the payoff settlement in his account already though.

[R'Albin]

11 league games now without a win:lolyam::brokenyam:

[MCameron]

1 down 14 games to go before we replace the name in this thread title to Sergio ;-)

[KiddA]

:tee hee:

Just called my Hearts supporting friend up to see if his Mother was well :wink:

[Removed]

PMSL at the text I got."Always difficult to win or draw after a European game":faf: they were playing a pub team, at home. Skinner, you're a deluded fanny :greengrin

[Billy Whizz]

I wonder if they were singing "Paulo give us a wave" at 4.50pm today

[KiddA]

Thought I would get this going again, that was some quality viewing tonight :agree: