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Winston Ingram
27-07-2011, 09:32 PM
http://blogandwhitehoops.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/q-p-r-fans-statement/

For those who aren't aware the QPR fans have experienced what is a record price in their ticket prices and only plan to recruit free transfers despite having probably the richest owners in world football.

The analogy at the end is very funny:agree:


We the Q.P.R fans wish to respond to the recent allegations in the
press that our club is being run by two mercenary crooks and their
yapping Italian lapdog by agreeing with you and distancing ourselves
from these plonkers.

The recent revelation that it will cost £50 to sit in the away end at
Loftus Road has led to a twitter campaign #boycottQPR, we strongly
endorse this boycott. We have seen the upper tier of the School End, we
know it’s a ****hole, we know the view is terrible and we know that
watching Patrick Agyemang is not worth £50 (unless you are interested
in a comedy evening). We feel that whilst we are stupid enough to be
fleeced by our tight fisted owners when it comes to paying through the
nose for tickets, you don’t have too. The joys of Sky and streaming
mean you can watch the game anyway without a questionable substance
dripping on your head from the leaky roof above you.

We the fans are as shocked as you the press at the lack of transfer
funds given to our manager. We cannot understand why over the last 3
years our Small and Orange owners have felt the need to part with their
money in order to secure the signings of Liam Miller, Gary Borrowdale,
Nigel Quashie, Damiano Tommasi and Allesadro Pellicori yet are now
stalling once we have reached the promised land of The Premier League
and will only allow for free transfers. we also wonder if the owners
regret spending millions of pounds on chandeliers to hang in the club
offices for no particular reason.

To the compilers of season preview packages, we also can’t understand
why we are yet to see a new kit for the season. Surely releasing a new
home shirt and charging £40 for it a few months ago would have
generated income due to the wave of optimism garnered from our
promotion? We agree with you that it’s sodding annoying that the only
team in The Premier League that don’t have a new kit yet is Q.P.R.

Fans of other clubs that were excited to see a founding member of the
Premier League back in England’s top flight. We were excited too. It’s
a shame that we are unrecognizable from the family club that went down
in 1996. If it helps, we still hate Chelsea just as much. In fact we
hated Chelsea before hating Chelsea was even cool. We can’t promise you
that we will be a credit to the Premier League, we can’t promise that
our owners won’t make you pay handsomely to sit in the smallest ground
in the league, we can’t even promise you that Leon Clarke won’t sully
the fine traditions of your club by daring to appear against you. But
we can promise you that we the fans will strive to keep the name of
Q.P.R clean and out of the press for the wrong reasons.

Finally to the owners that saved our club. I saved a cat once, I don’t
walk around kicking it, pissing on it and blowing in it’s ears before
reminding it that it wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for me. I leave
the cat alone with owners who care about it

marinello59
27-07-2011, 09:39 PM
A few gems in there but I like this one the best. :greengrin

In fact we hated Chelsae before hating Chelsea was even cool

down-the-slope
27-07-2011, 09:41 PM
that made me laugh .. particularly last paragraph :greengrin

Sean1875
27-07-2011, 10:22 PM
new found respect for QPR :top marks

R'Albin
27-07-2011, 10:23 PM
"In fact we hated Chelsea before hating Chelsea was even cool. "

"Finally to the owners that saved our club. I saved a cat once, I don’t
walk around kicking it, pissing on it and blowing in it’s ears before
reminding it that it wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for me. I leave
the cat alone with owners who care about it "


These two are brilliant:top marks :faf:

SteveHFC
27-07-2011, 10:46 PM
Finally to the owners that saved our club. I saved a cat once, I don’t
walk around kicking it, pissing on it and blowing in it’s ears before
reminding it that it wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for me. I leave
the cat alone with owners who care about it



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