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Kojock
05-07-2011, 08:28 AM
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/spl/3677461/Deek-can-make-Chinese-fortune.html

According to the Sun Chinese outfit Shaanxi Chanba are interested in Deeks. He has till Friday to make up his mind as that is when their transfer window closes.


Deeks was said to be happy about the interest said he would not automatically WOK into the team.
Lendo
05-07-2011, 11:37 AM
are they the same team that were looking at Nish a season or so back?? I seem to remember he turned a Chinese side down.
Jamesie
05-07-2011, 12:08 PM
are they the same team that were looking at Nish a season or so back?? I seem to remember he turned a Chinese side down.

A Chinese outfit were apparently offering Nish £10k a week at Xmas time but he turned them down.
Phil MaGlass
05-07-2011, 12:27 PM
Deeks wont go and if he does wont last long, Chinese like grafters.
Gettin' Auld
05-07-2011, 12:35 PM
I can just picture the crowd singing after he scores his first goal for them..........

:singing: "One Delek Liordan - There's onry one Delek Liordan"

:wink:
SlickShoes
05-07-2011, 01:27 PM
I can just picture the crowd singing after he scores his first goal for them..........

:singing: "One Delek Liordan - There's onry one Delek Liordan"

:wink:

Hilarious bit of racism there!
Hibercelona
05-07-2011, 01:31 PM
When I first read the title... I was thinking... "Fat bassa". :wink:
Sodje_18
05-07-2011, 02:38 PM
I can just picture the crowd singing after he scores his first goal for them..........

:singing: "One Delek Liordan - There's onry one Delek Liordan"

:wink:
:tee hee:

Or, Delek Liordan, he's one of our rown :singing:
HUTCHYHIBBY
05-07-2011, 02:52 PM
Hilarious bit of racism there!

FFS! Chill out man!
SlickShoes
05-07-2011, 03:34 PM
:fishin:
Speedway
05-07-2011, 03:37 PM
That wasn't racist.

Will Deeks take a particular slant on this offer or will he chicken out and turn yellow?

There's racism for you.
Hibbyradge
05-07-2011, 03:40 PM
I can just picture the crowd singing after he scores his first goal for them..........

:singing: "One Delek Liordan - There's onry one Delek Liordan"

:wink:

How come they can pronounce the "r" in onry, but not the ones in "Derek" and "Riordan"? :confused:
Speedway
05-07-2011, 03:42 PM
How come they can pronounce the "r" in onry, but not the ones in "Derek" and "Riordan"? :confused:

Because the 'l' is pronounced as an 'r' and the same in levelse.
Hibbyradge
05-07-2011, 03:42 PM
:tee hee:

Or, Delek Liordan, he's one of our rown :singing:

Comedy genius!
Hibbyradge
05-07-2011, 03:44 PM
Because the 'l' is pronounced as an 'r' and the same in levelse.

:thumbsup:

It's all double dutch to me.
MyJo
05-07-2011, 03:52 PM
Think its more mandarin. :greengrin

I prefer satsumas :agree:
Calvin
05-07-2011, 03:59 PM
I can just picture the crowd singing after he scores his first goal for them..........

:singing: "One Delek Liordan - There's onry one Delek Liordan"

:wink:

I though One was Spare Ribs?
Speedway
05-07-2011, 04:00 PM
I though One was Spare Ribs?

Spare Libs, surely?
Kato
05-07-2011, 04:01 PM
This thlead is lacist.
Speedway
05-07-2011, 04:02 PM
This thlead is lacist.

:agree: As supposedly classy people, it is a definite chink in our armour.
Kojock
05-07-2011, 04:03 PM
I went into my local Chinese restaurant and asked the waiter for tinned pigeon, he said "solly no can doo"
HibsMax
05-07-2011, 04:05 PM
That's funny.

I don't have a bug up my erse but saw this on TV a week or so back. Almost fell out my chair! EDIT : I don't mean laughing, I was just surprised that the language being on TV.

The R-Word (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T549VoLca_Q)
Calvin
05-07-2011, 04:14 PM
Seriously for a second, I think that a move to China would be great for Riordan. What a chance to go and live in China for a year or two and make a good few quid into the bargain.

Given the chance to move to China I have no idea why a player would stay at home if he could.
Speedway
05-07-2011, 04:18 PM
Seriously for a second, I think that a move to China would be great for Riordan. What a chance to go and live in China for a year or two and make a good few quid into the bargain.

Given the chance to move to China I have no idea why a player would stay at home if he could.

To enjoy the gleen gleen glass of home?
RIP
05-07-2011, 05:35 PM
They are after him as a free-kick specialist I'm told

I'm sure he will find a chink in their wall
HibsMax
05-07-2011, 05:40 PM
It was funny the first 10 times.

My apologies to all our readers of Asian descent. :rolleyes: