Vlad on KGB blacklist

[Spike Mandela]

Fat fool Charlie Mann explains Vlad's actions:faf:

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26691,16480_7005657,00.html

[silverhibee]

Fat fool Charlie Mann explains Vlad's actions:faf:

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26691,16480_7005657,00.html

If you are on the KGB list then you are gone. :confused: He is still here.

Idiots the lot of them.

[wazoo1875]

Words fail me again with regards to that lot!!
Unbelievable

[Mark79]

Keep digging. Poor excuse.

[RyeSloan]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

[Twa Cairpets]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

blah blah blah talking p!sh blah blah blah. "Vlad says outrageous things to see how people react and see who is friend are". Keech.

By the way, he's no a looker is he? Look like he's been dookin' for chips.

[johnrebus]

Poor Charlie, someone needs to tell him the KJB ceased to exsist a long, long time ago.

:rolleyes:

[wazoo1875]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

Basically he was on a KGB blacklist in the past and if they want you gone you're gone. So he has to say all these mental things and use strong language to gauge the reaction of those around him. Obviously Gorgie is full of Russian spies and he's trying to dig them out.

Fruitloop

[silverhibee]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

KGB want to pop Vlad, so he issues these bizzare statements to see who his friends are, anyone who goes against him is in the KGB and must want to take him out.

It really is that bizzare, keep digging ya muppets.

Joke of a club, when will the Beast of Gorgie strike again should be there worry.

[CRAZYHIBBY]

What an absolute clown........i wish the KGB would do us all a favour

[steakbake]

Nice wee conspiracy smokescreen being created here. If I were Charlie Mann, I'd by dying inside having to speil that absolute bull to a camera.

So Vlad has been sabotaged by bad advice as some kind of KGB plan to get him back? Or what is the point Mann is actually making here?

Joke.

[marinello59]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

'I'm a teapot.'

[The_Todd]

No audio here...can someone paraphrase please?

"Wibble"

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Maybe the KGB have mics in these defective lightbulbs in the nonce shelter.

[GhostofBolivar]

Poor Charlie, someone needs to tell him the KJB ceased to exsist a long, long time ago.

:rolleyes:

No they didn't.

What Felix Dzerzhinsky established as the Cheka after the Bolshevik revolution became the GPU, then the NKVD, then the MGB and eventually the KGB.

Nowadays they're known as the FSB.

The Lubyanka's still there.

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

The Lubyanka's still there.

Rhyming slang for what Thomson is?

[GloryGlory]

Mad Vlad was probably on the KGB's radar because of his (alleged) black market activities. Now some research and humility would not go amiss. Vlad was no doubt a low level nuisance for a rookie to cut his KGB teeth on - but this lady (and her late husband) who died recently could show Vlad what really being on a KGB blacklist meant in the old Soviet Union:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jun/19/yelena-bonner-obituary?INTCMP=SRCH

[Jack]

Words fail me :greengrin

[Bostonhibby]

Basically he was on a KGB blacklist in the past and if they want you gone you're gone. So he has to say all these mental things and use strong language to gauge the reaction of those around him. Obviously Gorgie is full of Russian spies and he's trying to dig them out.

Fruitloop

:confused: I thought this was what the government said to do if Martians landed? Vlad knows what he is talking about and with his free thinking spokesman saying it as well that makes 2 of them so I guess the Red Army tanks will be rolling down Gorgie way any moment now. Lucky they have all that military history to draw on in these difficult times.

Mind you it is pretty ingenious of those nasty Russians to seek to undermine the the Yams by forcing Thomson to do what he did then forcing Vlad to come out with the statement he did. Whatever next? will they force one of their sponsors to withdraw?

[Removed]

Words fail me :greengrin

:agree: total headbanger

KGB = Krazy Gorgie Bam :crazy:

[jgl07]

No they didn't.

What Felix Dzerzhinsky established as the Cheka after the Bolshevik revolution became the GPU, then the NKVD, then the MGB and eventually the KGB.

Nowadays they're known as the FSB.

The Lubyanka's still there.

More to the point the Belarus secret services still uses the initials KGB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_Security_Agency_of_the_Republic_of_Belarus

Vlad has interests in Belarus does he not?

[JoeTortolanoFanClub]

Poor Charlie, someone needs to tell him the KJB ceased to exsist a long, long time ago.

:rolleyes:



The KGB still exists in Belarus.

[johnrebus]

No they didn't.

What Felix Dzerzhinsky established as the Cheka after the Bolshevik revolution became the GPU, then the NKVD, then the MGB and eventually the KGB.

Nowadays they're known as the FSB.

The Lubyanka's still there.

Ok George.

Meet me on the bridge at midnight.

Don't forget the microfilm.......,

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Remember the pointy umbrella!

[One Day Soon]

Let's take this mind bendingly poor fig leaf of an excuse seriously for a moment. No really, let's consider it just briefly. Seriously. Stop tittering at the back.

In what way, in what lifetime and on what planet is Charlie Mann qualified to talk to the world at large about the KGB and its operating tactics? Is there something in Mann's past we don't know about? Did he spend the twenty or so years before he became a public football-related figure in Scotland jumping on and off ships dressed in black and delivering Milk Tray?

If I were trying to impart credibility to V.Romanov following the statement from Hearts/Romanov/Fax machine, I think I would be looking for someone with an intelligence background, or an East European accent and a slightly sinister disposition to be talking in oblique and thinly veiled terms about the KGB.

I'm not sure I would choose someone who would seem to better qualified to talk about Tunnock's Tea Cakes, to front up an interview on Lithuania behind the iron curtain, the operating procedures of the KGB and the advanced psychological tactics required to survive as a new capitalist in a post communist system.

What next? Gary Locke on the macro and micro economic policies of the Soviet satellite states? Donald Ford on submarine management?

Perhaps it will be Gary Mackay on his joy at winning those two medals for the league and cup double back in '86. Oh, wait......

[Removed]

Let's take this mind bendingly poor fig leaf of an excuse seriously for a moment. No really, let's consider it just briefly. Seriously. Stop tittering at the back.

In what way, in what lifetime and on what planet is Charlie Mann qualified to talk to the world at large about the KGB and its operating tactics? Is there something in Mann's past we don't know about? Did he spend the twenty or so years before he became a public football-related figure in Scotland jumping on and off ships dressed in black and delivering Milk Tray?

If I were trying to impart credibility to V.Romanov following the statement from Hearts/Romanov/Fax machine, I think I would be looking for someone with an intelligence background, or an East European accent and a slightly sinister disposition to be talking in oblique and thinly veiled terms about the KGB.

I'm not sure I would choose someone who would seem to better qualified to talk about Tunnock's Tea Cakes, to front up an interview on Lithuania behind the iron curtain, the operating procedures of the KGB and the advanced psychological tactics required to survive as a new capitalist in a post communist system.

What next? Gary Locke on the macro and micro economic policies of the Soviet satellite states? Donald Ford on submarine management?

Perhaps it will be Gary Mackay on his joy at winning those two medals for the league and cup double back in '86. Oh, wait......

You had me till the last bit :faf:

[The_Todd]

Didn't Charlie Mann have enough of being the public face of Hearts buffoonery last time? Seemingly not. Why continue to put yourself in such a position time after time?

[Pedantic_Hibee]

Let's take this mind bendingly poor fig leaf of an excuse seriously for a moment. No really, let's consider it just briefly. Seriously. Stop tittering at the back.

In what way, in what lifetime and on what planet is Charlie Mann qualified to talk to the world at large about the KGB and its operating tactics? Is there something in Mann's past we don't know about? Did he spend the twenty or so years before he became a public football-related figure in Scotland jumping on and off ships dressed in black and delivering Milk Tray?

If I were trying to impart credibility to V.Romanov following the statement from Hearts/Romanov/Fax machine, I think I would be looking for someone with an intelligence background, or an East European accent and a slightly sinister disposition to be talking in oblique and thinly veiled terms about the KGB.

I'm not sure I would choose someone who would seem to better qualified to talk about Tunnock's Tea Cakes, to front up an interview on Lithuania behind the iron curtain, the operating procedures of the KGB and the advanced psychological tactics required to survive as a new capitalist in a post communist system.

What next? Gary Locke on the macro and micro economic policies of the Soviet satellite states? Donald Ford on submarine management?

Perhaps it will be Gary Mackay on his joy at winning those two medals for the league and cup double back in '86. Oh, wait......

:faf: :faf: :faf: :faf: :faf: :faf: :faf:

[weonlywon6-2]

Fat fool Charlie Mann explains Vlad's actions:faf:

http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,26691,16480_7005657,00.html

you couldnt make this up !!!

what an idiot vlad is and never mind charlie mann to say why he is an idiot.

why was on he on the kgb blacklist anyway,for being a crook perhaps:rolleyes:

[Jack]

James Bond oh! 07 eat your hearts out :faf:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

I remember feeling a bit unnerved whilst on a tour of Prypiat after if had been evacuated post Chernobyl. Must've been CM dodging about between the abandoned buildings keeping an eye on us!

[degenerated]

Didn't Charlie Mann have enough of being the public face of Hearts buffoonery last time? Seemingly not. Why continue to put yourself in such a position time after time?

at least he was being paid by pederast f.c. previously, this one is apparently on the house :agree:

the phrase bunterish lickspittle could never be more appropriate than to describe charlie mann

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_01/bunterDM0602_228x313.jpg

[The_Sauz]

Hearts a FAMILY CLUB....when did all that start :confused:

[HUTCHYHIBBY]

Hearts a FAMILY CLUB....when did all that start :confused:

Wrong profile name for this thread!

[Jim44]

And there was me thinking that KGB stood for the Kickback Glasnost Board.

[lyonhibs]

Let's take this mind bendingly poor fig leaf of an excuse seriously for a moment. No really, let's consider it just briefly. Seriously. Stop tittering at the back.

In what way, in what lifetime and on what planet is Charlie Mann qualified to talk to the world at large about the KGB and its operating tactics? Is there something in Mann's past we don't know about? Did he spend the twenty or so years before he became a public football-related figure in Scotland jumping on and off ships dressed in black and delivering Milk Tray?

If I were trying to impart credibility to V.Romanov following the statement from Hearts/Romanov/Fax machine, I think I would be looking for someone with an intelligence background, or an East European accent and a slightly sinister disposition to be talking in oblique and thinly veiled terms about the KGB.

I'm not sure I would choose someone who would seem to better qualified to talk about Tunnock's Tea Cakes, to front up an interview on Lithuania behind the iron curtain, the operating procedures of the KGB and the advanced psychological tactics required to survive as a new capitalist in a post communist system.

What next? Gary Locke on the macro and micro economic policies of the Soviet satellite states? Donald Ford on submarine management?

Perhaps it will be Gary Mackay on his joy at winning those two medals for the league and cup double back in '86. Oh, wait......

Absolutely howling with laughter - especially the highlighted quote

:faf::faf::faf:

On another point, Charlie Mann is a "former" Hearts spokesman, which presumably means he's been sacked from the madhouse for some reason.

What on earth is he doing coming back for more - for the good of his health, or because he has some perverse need to talk utter baws and be ridiculed??

Don't they have an "in-situ" lackey/mouthpiece these days??

[Kevvy1875]

Hearts a FAMILY CLUB....when did all that start :confused:


When they started doing Disney films????

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/263523_2150392484498_1386942703_32511032_8076277_s .jpg

[GhostofBolivar]

Ok George.

Meet me on the bridge at midnight.

Don't forget the microfilm.......,

Same people doing more or less the same job.

[mickki40]

Absolutely, bizarre. WTF is going on down Gorgie way?

[Lucius Apuleius]

Real KGB hitlist people ken the score.:wink:

[bighairyfaeleith]

mad vlad says he used to be on kgb hitlist

mad vlad says gary mackay is mafia

mad vlad says hertz will win champions league four years ago

mad vlad says he will build £50 million pound new stand

mad vlad says :blah::blah::blah::blah::blah:

The boy is full of **** and hearts fans keep buying it!!!!!

[Phil D. Rolls]

Are we still allowed to say blacklist, or did that one go out with telegraph poles? I think we should be told.

[Wilson]

Are we still allowed to say blacklist, or did that one go out with telegraph poles? I think we should be told.

Lets not bring the Poles into this.

[Andy74]

Didn't Charlie Mann have enough of being the public face of Hearts buffoonery last time? Seemingly not. Why continue to put yourself in such a position time after time?

He left Hearts but he became Romanov's personal spokesman.

[One Day Soon]

Are we still allowed to say blacklist, or did that one go out with telegraph poles? I think we should be told.

Wait, when did we decide we can't say telegraph poles?

[ancient hibee]

Knuckleheaded Gorgie Bigmouth

[Keith_M]

"We will grind the Old Firm infidel into the ground. Those imperialist dogs will never set foot in Baghda...,eh, sorry, Gorgie"

voice from gallery, "Haw Ali... I mean Charlie, is that a Rangers supporters bus I see over your shoulder......."



I missed Comical Charlie, I really did! It's great to see him back. :greengrin