HMRC - They Just Won't Go Away

[Sergey]

Still under investigation as stated in their annual accounts.

Rule Britannia,
Britannia rules the waves.....

[Mikey]

:titanic:

[Bostonhibby]

Still under investigation as stated in their annual accounts.

Rule Britannia,
Britannia rules the waves.....

:agree: Did think it a bit disloyal to her Maj that both her most loyal subjects in Scottish football should be failing to set aside her VAT & tax dues and then seem to make such a mess of paying on time. If I was her I'd stop them singing ones' songs and flying ones flag until they have paid. Still I am sure they will do her proud on the telly tonight :wink:

[Sammy7nil]

:yawn::yawn::yawn:

[Black Kyle]

Should it not be 'Britannia waives the rules?'

[Viva_Palmeiras]

Should it not be 'Britannia waives the rules?'

Fantastic :thumbsup:

[Jones28]

:not worth
Should it not be 'Britannia waives the rules?'

[Peevemor]

Should it not be 'Britannia waives the rules?'

There's a song by Vic Gammon -


Now Charles II had eleven ******* children
And George III went mad
And Edward VII they thought was Jack the Ripper
But Richard III weren't as bad as Shakespeare thought he was
Victoria lay back and thought of England
Charles I lost his head
Well the best thing about those Kings and Queens of England
Is that most of them are dead.

Singing
Rule Britannia
Britannia waives the rules
Kings, Queens, Jacks and Knaves and tyrants
Cheats and fools.

Now William III was a protestant and Dutchman
And James I was a Scot
And George I spoke nothing else but German
What a mixed-up, inter-bred lot.
And William I was a grasping Norman *******
Believe me, it's no lie.
Well there hasn't been an English king of England
Since Harold got one in the eye.

Chorus

Now she was a well-heeled blue-blood Cinderella,
Him Prince Charming with big ears,
But he has a thing going with the ugly sister
So it ended all in tears.
So arise now ye ghosts of old Oliver Cromwell,
Brave Harrison and Tom Paine.
Won't you rind our land of this monstrous carbuncle
And bring sunshine after the reign.

Chorus

[Greentinted]

There's a song by Vic Gammon -


Now Charles II had eleven ******* children
And George III went mad
And Edward VII they thought was Jack the Ripper
But Richard III weren't as bad as Shakespeare thought he was
Victoria lay back and thought of England
Charles I lost his head
Well the best thing about those Kings and Queens of England
Is that most of them are dead.


Singing
Rule Britannia
Britannia waives the rules
Kings, Queens, Jacks and Knaves and tyrants
Cheats and fools.

Now William III was a protestant and Dutchman
And James I was a Scot
And George I spoke nothing else but German
What a mixed-up, inter-bred lot.
And William I was a grasping Norman *******
Believe me, it's no lie.
Well there hasn't been an English king of England
Since Harold got one in the eye.

Chorus

Now she was a well-heeled blue-blood Cinderella,
Him Prince Charming with big ears,
But he has a thing going with the ugly sister
So it ended all in tears.
So arise now ye ghosts of old Oliver Cromwell,
Brave Harrison and Tom Paine.
Won't you rind our land of this monstrous carbuncle
And bring sunshine after the reign.

Chorus

In the parlance of our post-internet demotic: "I like this" :aok: