Hearts Fan in charge

[Keith_M]

So far it hasn't been mentioned but, now that we have a Yam in full control of the Scottish Parliament, what changes do you think he'll make to football?


All Stadia must have broken toilets and have sufficient Asbestos?

:dunno:

[Barney McGrew]

Only three functioning floodlights will be needed at each ground :dunno:

[Hermit Crab]

The embarrassing waving of scarfs above heads in a circular motion will become mandatory at scottish grounds?? :dunno:

[Springbank]

Only three functioning floodlights will be needed at each ground :dunno:
public sector workers will be paid but payment may take a few months to arrive. It's what Big Countries do.

[matty_f]

All teams must have a manager that bends over and takes it when the owner wants to pick a player, no matter what their own thoughts on the team selection are.

Then they have to show the world that they bend over and take it by facing the media and not having the balls to stand up for themselves.


Also, blazers should be worn at any opportunity, to make yourself feel important and that.

You should also make claims about having special relationships with something that you've seen only 3 times in over a hundred years.

You should never win the league cup where possible.

You should endevour to rack up as much as possible in fines for being dirty bassas.

You must celebrate draws by throwing your shirt into the crowd and hugging and that (see Man United's celebrations today when they actually won the game).

[Hibs Class]

Pies will be available on free prescription. Fans of all clubs must partake until they have 4 chins like the first minister.

[Sodje_18]

Away turnstiles must less than 1 foot wide :agree:

[Love the Green]

All teams must have a manager that bends over and takes it when the owner wants to pick a player, no matter what their own thoughts on the team selection are.

Then they have to show the world that they bend over and take it by facing the media and not having the balls to stand up for themselves.


Also, blazers should be worn at any opportunity, to make yourself feel important and that.

You should also make claims about having special relationships with something that you've seen only 3 times in over a hundred years.

You should never win the league cup where possible.

You should endevour to rack up as much as possible in fines for being dirty bassas.

You must celebrate draws by throwing your shirt into the crowd and hugging and that (see Man United's celebrations today when they actually won the game).

So ferdinand and anderson did not want to go fighting with opponents and the goalie was not chasing the photographers all over the pitch..what a change, very sporting losers are the United..

blue moon rising
:wink:

[matty_f]

So ferdinand and anderson did not want to go fighting with opponents and the goalie was not chasing the photographers all over the pitch..what a change, very sporting losers are the United..

blue moon rising
:wink:

Not this time.


orange sun setting

[IWasThere2016]

We will have won every war - singlehanded :agree:

[iwasthere1972]

Waiting times for chips should be reduced from 20 minutes to a maximum of 15 minutes.