Commemorative Failures

[Woody70x2]

Was reflecting on how bad this season has been and was thinking about anything that could be produced that would fail dramatically... what can you come up with? e.g.

Hibs Season 2010/11 DVD

Can you go even further and think of 'commemorative failures' suitable for other clubs? e.g.

Hearts '86 League Winning T-Shirt

[Woody70x2]

Was reflecting on how bad this season has been and was thinking about anything that could be produced that would fail dramatically... what can you come up with? e.g.

Hibs Season 2010/11 DVD

Can you go even further and think of 'commemorative failures' suitable for other clubs? e.g.

Hearts '86 League Winning T-Shirt

Colin Nish's Goals Season 2010/11

[Speedway]

Colin Nish's Goals Season 2010/11

Tony Mowbray Loyalty Card?

[Greentinted]

Kevin Thomson crushed glass lined slippers.

[ozwoody]

A OBs motorbike???

[easty]

Rankins Squigglers Compilation

[Speedway]

Film 2003 with Bobby Williamson.

[iwasthere1972]

The Idiots Guide to Good Football Management by John Hughes

[Speedway]

Debt Counselling for Beginners Book by Vlad Romanov.

[Thecat23]

How to win a derby, Season 2009/10 & 2010/2011.

Best of the scottish cup moments since 1902. :wink:

[easty]

Craig Thomsons Guide To Internet Dating

[Speedway]

Dancing With The Stars - With Clum Elliot.

[easty]

Kevin Kyle - I Get All The Girls (Calvin Harris cover)

[Thecat23]

How to dodge Health & Safety, when your stand is falling apart. By Mr Romanov.

[Speedway]

Preparing for the Big Match - A Series of How To Booklets by Russell Latapy.

[Peevemor]

Some book suggestions;

Bobby Thomson - "How to Build Good Relationships with Match Officials"

John Collins - "How to spot a Player"

Alex Miller - "Defending Corners with Flair"

Mixu Paatelainen - "Diamonds are Forever" (rings a bell that one)

Stephen Dobie & Barry Lavety - "Does my Bum Look Big in This"

Shaun Lawson - "100 Tynecastle Memories (from 2 matches)"

Alex McLeish - "Great Austrian Signings"

Oli Gottskalksson - "Catch 22 - Career Statistics of an Icelandic Goalkeeper"

Jambos Kickback - "100 Great Raffles"

[Stevie Reid]

Oli Gottskalksson - "Catch 22 - Career Statistics of an Icelandic Goalkeeper"


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[NYHibby]

Debt Counselling for Beginners Book by Vlad Romanov.

Debt Counselling for Successful Bankers book by Vlad Romanov

[ozwoody]

Betting,the easy way....by G,Brebner and A .Stokes

[Arch Stanton]

"The Art of Fresh Air Kicking (with DVD)" - Michael Stewart

I still like the entry for shortest book in the world - "East Stirling - The Glory Years"

[sundo1875]

How to get involved in a game by Ross Chisholm and Brian Kerr

[Peevemor]

John Collins & Tommy Craig - "Ventriloquism for Dummies"

[sundo1875]

How to be loyal to your club by kevin thompson and chris killen

[Hainan Hibs]

Hibernian FC - The art of defending your own throw in.

[Don Giovanni]

Gary Mackay: "Me and my Medals".

[FranckSuzy]

Hibernian FC - The art of defending your own throw in.

Hibernian FC - The art of defending a 6-2 lead

[iwasthere1972]

Learn to Cook Like the Easter Road Outside Catering Staff

Includes easy to follow menus with colour illustrations.

[Woody70x2]

The Art of Headering - by Colin Nish

[Speedway]

Confidence is the key - Joe Tortolanowith free pair of Mickey Weir Stilts.

Respecting Women's Privacy by P McGinlay.

[.Sean.]

Flying a jetpack in 3 easy steps - Jocky Scott

[ballengeich]

Dignity in defeat, by Jose Mourinho and Cristiano Ronaldo (foreword by Dr John Reid).

[.Sean.]

How to end up in the right place at the right time by Jim Jefferies

[Removed]

Male Grooming for Dummies - Craig Levien

[grantonhibee]

internet dating - craig thomson
how not to win a title - alex macdonald
101 greatest saves - from makalambay to malkowski
male modelling - stevie fulton
playing football with rollerblades on - the colin nish story
the day we won the title - the hearts 1986 campaign dvd
:na na:

[Westie1875]

Respecting Referees by Neil Lennon

[R'Albin]

How to tackle someone-Liam Miller

How to take a goal kick-Mark Brown

How to stay fit- graham stack

101 genius quotes- John Hughes

Dieting with Christian Nade

[Viva_Palmeiras]

1001 Evasion tips (shattered by FB check-in feature) - O Bin Laden

[Bostonhibby]

National Geographic Superstructures channel - the slow motion video of the construction of megasuperstadium at the heart of Scotlands' capital, putting a date against it might be a problem, but well worth a look.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

I told you I wasnae well - Chris Killen

[HibbyAndy]

How to manage with ringsting- Justin Fashanu.

[Viva_Palmeiras]

My word is my bond - Maurice Johnston
- Foreword By A Hitler and B Mussolini

[ArabHibee]

Learn to Cook Like the Easter Road Outside Catering Staff

Includes easy to follow menus with colour illustrations.
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[Removed]

Kama Sutra: West Lothian Edition - Willie Dunnit

[Pete]

"Build muscle fast". The new range of supplements and shakes personally endorsed by Kyle Lafferty.

"101 sex tips" by David Goodwillie

"Saving tax for dummies" by Harry Redknapp

[Viva_Palmeiras]

History Repeats - Coming Back from 7-0 down - Stephen Hendry (Ok it was Higgins :) )

[Speedway]

This Year's New Range:

Ed De Graff Sprint Trainers

Valdas Trakys Invisible Potion

Graeme Smith Baseball Mit

Colin Nish's 'Goals Goals Goals' Boardgame

'My Amazing Length' - Sol Bamba Instructional Swimming DVD

And from our new joke shop concession comes a brand new line of fake wounds and injuries for the children called the Gash series.

Currently in stock:

'John Rankin's Gash'

[bighairyfaeleith]

How to beat hibs in a league cup final - By Jim Jeffries

[bighairyfaeleith]

This Year's New Range:

Ed De Graff Sprint Trainers

Valdas Trakys Invisible Potion

Graeme Smith Baseball Mit

Colin Nish's 'Goals Goals Goals' Boardgame

'My Amazing Length' - Sol Bamba Instructional Swimming DVD

And from our new joke shop concession comes a brand new line of fake wounds and injuries for the children called the Gash series.

Currently in stock:

'John Rankin's Gash'

Not sure anyone wants to see that:wink:

[johnrebus]

"Tell the truth", by Jim Jeffries.

[dangermouse]

Internet Photography by Craig Thomson

[Woody70x2]

How to Win Friends and Influence People - by Neil Lennon

[Greentinted]

Scouting for Girls - Graham Rix (with a foreword by Wee Airdrie Jambo)

[McSwanky]

McSwanky's top 10 hilarious posts on Hibs.net

[The_Sauz]

John Collins & Tommy Craig - "Ventriloquism for Dummies"
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