Pretty Boy
03-04-2011, 10:00 AM
With the weedgie media desperate for any nasty incidents today so they can paint our games as just as bad as the OF pish, i think it's only right we show them all is pleasant in the refined city of Edina, we may have a mild distaste for Hearts on derby day but overall we can see the good in them. So lets all state a few words of praise for our neighbous accross the city.
I'll start with:
Hearts fans have no confidence issues and could never be accused of being self depricating.
Hearts fans could never be classed as fashion victims. Polyester club leisure wear is perfectly acceptable dress both formally and informally.
It could never be alleged that Hearts fans have been got at by the PC Brigade.
Hearts have a special relationship with the Scottish Cup.
Hearts fans are very trusting especially trusting of dodgy Russian submarine captains who has got their club into an even worse mess than the pie vendor they despised so much.
I'll start with:
Hearts fans have no confidence issues and could never be accused of being self depricating.
Hearts fans could never be classed as fashion victims. Polyester club leisure wear is perfectly acceptable dress both formally and informally.
It could never be alleged that Hearts fans have been got at by the PC Brigade.
Hearts have a special relationship with the Scottish Cup.
Hearts fans are very trusting especially trusting of dodgy Russian submarine captains who has got their club into an even worse mess than the pie vendor they despised so much.